Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Have a Spook-Tacular Halloween!

Happy Halloween, everybody! I will be posting sporadically today and also getting my house ready for handing out candy tonight. Lots of work preparing for the little ghouls and goblins!
 
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Lane Garrison Sentenced

'Prison Break' actor Lane Garrison was sentenced for his part in the death of high school student Vahagn Setian.

The actor was sentenced Wednesday to a total of 40 months in state prison stemming from the booze-fueled crash that killed a high school student last December.

He could have faced a maximum penalty of six years and eight months behind bars.

Speaking to the court before his sentencing, Garrison, dressed in a suit and free from handcuffs, expressed remorse for his actions and vowed to make amends.

"I just want to say how sorry I am to the Setian family. I am sickened by my behavior on that night. My thoughts keep coming back to that night," he said.

"I want to show that my walk with sobriety will be very easy. I want to help other kids not make the same mistake I did."

The former Prison Break player will receive credit for the 91 days he has already served, which combined with California's early release program for good behavior, will likely reduce his sentence to about 20 months.

In addition the prison time, Garrison was ordered to pay $300,000 in restitution to the Setian family and the two other passengers in the crash.

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Victoria Goes Back to Her Roots

Victoria "Posh" Beckham has ditched the bleached blond L.A. Barbie look, and has gone back to her pre-U.S. look of brunette hair.

I love it! I have to say I absolutely despised her blond hair, and couldn't understand why she wanted to so drastically change her look when she moved here. The brown suits her much, much better. Welcome back, Posh!

Victoria was seen for the first time since she was spotted emerging from a salon following the transformation from her much-copied blonde Pob, into the sleek new look.

She looked the image of her girl group alter ego at the time of the release of their 1996 debut ,and No1 single, Wannabe.

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'Ugly Betty's Hot!



'Ugly Betty' star America Ferrera gets a gorgeous makeover for her recent Marie Claire cover and spread.

Da-yem! Girl is hot!

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Glamour Woman of the Year: Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner has been named Glamour magazine's Woman of the Year.

The 'Juno' actress graces the cover of the U.S. publication in an exquisite floor-sweeping backless turquoise gown for the November issue honoring fantastic females.

The 35-year-old star - who has a 22-month old daughter, Violet, with husband Ben Affleck - has been recognized as a shining example of how to juggle a successful career and a happy family life with style and elegance.

The former "Alias" star will be honored at a glitzy event at New York's Lincoln Centre on November 5.

Nobel-prize winning novelist Toni Morrison and golfer Lorena Ochoa are among 12 other women who will also be celebrated at the glamorous event.


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Evan Rachel Wood in Italian Vogue

19 year old actress, and girlfriend to shock rocker Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood does the futuristic look for Italian Vogue. To see the rest of the photo spread, click here.

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'DWTS' Upset: Cheetah Girl Goes Home!

In a huge upset and bizarre turn of events, my personal favorite and dancing dynamo, Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan was sent packing last night, proving once again that talent means nothing if the viewers aren't voting for you. Bryan and soap star Cameron Mathison were in the bottom two, both of whom had scored relatively high with the judges, while low scorers Marie Osmond and absentee Jane Seymour made it through safe.

Host Tom Bergeron revealed the loser, and the audience went crazy booing, while judge Carrie Ann Inaba had a tear in her eye. Bryan's partner Mark Ballas couldn't stop kissing on her and told her he loved her, while in her little speech Sabrina called him "baby." Hmmmm, is there anything we should know, Mark and Sabrina? Is this another Mario/Katrina situation brewing?

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Kim Kardashian Takes It All Off

Kim Kardashian's Playboy shoot photos have made their way on to the world wide web, and is anyone really surprised? Doesn't she have a new reality show that could possibly use a little extra "exposure"? Puh-lease!

Anywhoo, see all the SFW pics here. They have been sanitized and are rated PG.

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Halloween Fun: Scariest Celeb Faces

It's not just Halloween that brings out the "ghoul" in people. Some people wear those scary masks 24/7! Click here to see the maxim.com slideshow of scary celeb faces.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007
Celeb Gossip Junkie is on Vacation!

I'm going on vacation to Vegas for a week, and though I will still be posting occasionally, it won't be as much as I would normally. To get your extended Gossip Fix please check out all of the great blogs in the lefthand column, and check back here starting Sunday, October 28th for all new gossip. Maybe I'll have some celeb sightings from Sin City to post!!
 
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Thursday, October 25, 2007
Copperfield's Magic Can't Make Accuser Disappear

Sources told the National Enquirer that magician David Copperfield allegedly offered his rape accuser 2 million dollars to go away, which just happens to be the amount of cash the FBI snagged in a raid of his warehouse. The Enquirer also says the source, a friend of the accuser, told them in great detail about the attack.

According to the friend, Copperfield invited the 21-year-old beauty to a "lavish party" at his remote compound in the Bahamas. But when she got there, on July 27, she discovered "there was no party - and no other guests," according The Enquirer source.

"She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to," the friend claims.

That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms "down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises," the friend charges.

"She told me she fought back," the friend says. "But she said that just seemed to turn him on more."

"After Copperfield had finished with her and left to clean off, the young woman had the presence of mind to use her cell phone to take photos of the crime scene," according to the tab. "In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn't shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport."

"They drove straight to the Harborview Medical Center, where medical personnel performed a 'rape kit' on her," the friend told The Enquirer.

Agents from Seattle's FBI office later coordinated a sting operation with the woman - encouraging her to e-mail the magician and arranging a meeting in Vegas, according to the friend.

On Oct. 18, about a dozen agents reportedly raided Copperfield's prop storehouse and seized digital camera equipment and a computer hard drive. Copperfield's attorney, Richard Schonfeld, told us: "We won't address any investigative aspects," adding: "David never forced himself on anybody. His reputation speaks for itself."

Copperfield has declined to comment on the charges, except to say that he and his people are cooperating fully with the investigation. "We are respecting the process of the investigation and the confidentiality that surrounds it."

In regards to why the FBI raided the warehouse, sources told TMZ Copperfield designed part of his show around "a system for picking up women." During his show, David goes into the audience and chooses women to come on stage. We're told that if David likes a girl, he'll use code words with assistants like "mama" and "secrecy." The assistants mark the women on a map of the inside of the Hollywood Theater at MGM Grand. After the show, the women are brought backstage -- and that's where the profiling begins.

The women are told that David may use them in his show when he comes to their hometown. They are then photographed with a digital camera, asked questions like, "What is your favorite men's cologne?" and "Where do you like to vacation?" We're told one of those vacation spots mentioned by staff is the Bahamas, where the accuser claims she was assaulted. Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas -- which he bought for $50 million.

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Halle Berry's Golden Globes

I think that one of the awards shows should add a category of "Best Pregnancy Mams". Halle Berry could go up against other mammarily blessed mamas like Salma Hayek, Samantha Harris, Britney Spears, and Scary Spicegirl Mel B.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Orlando Kills Time With Aussie Model

British actor ORLANDO BLOOM has found comfort in the arms of an Australian model as Los Angeles police investigate a Los Angeles car crash he was involved in. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star cut a corner sharply while reportedly trying to shake off the paparazzi following him, and slammed into a parked Porsche earlier this month (Oct07). But, as police investigate the incident, Bloom has been enjoying a series of dates with an Miranda Kerr, according to reports. An insider tells American magazine Us Weekly, "They've been friends for a long time. But they only decided to give it a go a few weeks ago." Bloom is under investigation because the authorities believe he initially left the scene of the accident, after reporting it.

Well I suppose if I had nothing else to do while waiting to see if I was going to be prosecuted for possible hit and run in a foreign land, I would kill time with a model too.

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Gyllenspoon Back On....For Now

The on again/off again pairing of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon seems to be back on again. Of course, that could change literally by the time you are done reading this post, so read quick.

Anywhoo, the toothsome twosome are in Rome promoting 'Rendition', and they've been seen doing the tourist thing while cuddling and holding hands.

After checking in to separate $2,000-a-night suites at
Rome’s Hotel de Russie -- “It was stressed that they must be staying on the same floor,” a source tells Us Weekly -- the costars (who may have felt free to be seen together since the movie opened) held hands and cuddled as they hit touristy spots like the Trevi Fountain and the Colosseum.

They looked like “a couple on holiday,” says a witness.

And that’s exactly what they wanted. Before cooling off in September after six months of on-and-off dating, “they had talked about going to Paris,” says a source. “This is the ­European trip they never had!”

Everyone say "Awwwww."

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Mariah Carey's 'M' Fragrance Launch

Mariah Carey always knows how to draw a crowd!! Hundreds of fans crowded on the sidewalk outside the Macy’s Herald Square Broadway entrance to catch a glimpse of the superstar as she made her grand entrance for the launch of her debut fragrance, M by Mariah Carey. The M by Mariah Carey fragrance launch had one of the largest fan turnouts at Macy’s to date!

In true Mariah fashion, she made her grand entrance in a Bentley Phantom convertible, flanked by two black SUVs decorated with M by Mariah Carey flags. Mariah stepped out onto a purple “M” carpet surrounded by hundreds of cheering fans armed and ready with cameras in hands! When she entered the store to walk down the purple carpet, she was greeted by members of the Brooklyn Music & Arts Program Drumline playing “It’s Like That” and donning purple M by Mariah Carey t-shirts. Fans were sprawled throughout the store, surrounding each aisle and crowding in the fragrance area trying to get a glimpse of the superstar.

Mariah signed autographs for 200 fans who purchased gift sets then later proceeded to the VIP area for a meet-n-greet and photo opp for 50 fans who purchased an additional fragrance gift set.


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Mr. & Mrs. Cruise Grace the Red Carpet


Tom Cruise and Scientolowife Katie Holmes walk the red carpet at the Berlin premiere of Tom's new film 'Lions For Lambs'.

I have to say, Katie looks spectacular from the shoulders up. That Armani Prive dress is just awful on her, and she seems to have a thing for wearing gowns that don't fit her nonexistent breasts. Also that bulge looks like a baby bump that's about to drop right there on the red carpet. I think Katie needs to hire herself a new stylist.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Jennifer Connelly

I'm not exactly sure what Jennifer Connelly and/or her stylist were smoking when this dress was chosen, but Jennifer: JUST SAY NO!!

Jen wore this monstrosity to the L.A. premiere of Reservation Road—a psychedelic mix of neon, florals, Franken-seams and stripes.

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'The View' Continues Jumping the Shark With Simpson

ABC's 'The View' is about to get a whole lot blonder and dumber with the addition of Jessica Simpson as a replacement co-host for Elizabeth Hasselback, who is on maternity leave.

Simpson will sit in on the talk-fest November 15-16, and hopefully will provide many moments of blonde fun, just like she did on 'Newlyweds'.

I'm hoping Whoopi eats Chestica for breakfast, and then spits her back out before tea.

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Monday, October 22, 2007
Nemcova's Racy Lingerie Campaign




What's a late night without a little something sweet to dream about? Here's one for all you Petra Nemcova fans out there, who like to see the tsunami survivor in hot, lacy undy-things. These photos are from Petra's new lingerie campaign for La Senza.

Petra says: "Lingerie modelling makes you feel so sexy and good about yourself. I really enjoyed the shoot, there was a fantastic team - we had tons of fun.

"Some are sexy, some girly, some comfy and some a bit more risque - but they all make you feel great.

"My favourite garment was the black push-up bra - it had such great shaping but still has very thin straps."

Sleep tight!

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Malibu Ravaged By Wildfires

Wildfires blown by fierce desert winds Monday reduced hundreds of Southern California homes to ashes, forced hundreds of thousands of people to flee and laid a hellish, spidery pattern of luminous orange over the drought-stricken region.

At least one person was killed and dozens were injured. More than 600 homes burned, nearly 130 in one mountain area alone, and thousands of other buildings were threatened by more than a dozen blazes covering at least 310 square miles.

Soon after nightfall, fire officials announced that 500 homes and 100 commercial properties had been destroyed by a fire in northern San Diego County that exploded to 145,000 acres.


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Kelly Slater Dating Bar Rafaeli?


Every woman's go-to penis, Kelly Slater, was in Israel visiting his new girlfriend, Model Bar Rafaeli (Leonardo DiCaprio's ex), and a scuffle broke out between him and some photographers trying to get a shot of the couple.

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[Slater] wasn't ready for the world to know when he visited Rafaeli in her native Tel Aviv at the weekend. The champion surfer, who is of Syrian descent, was visiting Israel for the first time as part of efforts by the group Surfing for Peace to promote reconciliation between Israelis and Palestinians through the sport. Slater was questioned and released by police after a scuffle broke out between him and two photographers.

I'm more interested in why every Hollywood type chickadee runs to Kelly Slater the moment they break up with someone? What's he packin' that the rest of us girls need to know about?

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Spice Girls' Video Shoot a Disaster

Looks like the legendary 'Battle of the Egos' that plagued the Spice girls pre-breakup hasn't got any better, and according to reports, has gotten worse. Things are so bad that the shoot for their first video since reuniting has ended in disaster due to the girls' diva-like demands, goofy behavior, and complaints.

The Spice Girls' comeback video shoot ended in tears and tantrums on Friday. Things didn't go smoothly when the reunited girl group gathered at London's Pinewood Studios to film the promo for their new single 'Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)', with Emma Bunton breaking down when the session ran until 3am because of Geri Halliwell's constant meditation.

Mel B and Victoria Beckham - who flew in from Los Angeles that morning - also disrupted proceedings. Mel constantly complained she was suffering from jet lag, while Victoria insisted on having an assistant follow her around with a supply of fruit and champagne.

Mel C also complained about the duration of the shoot.

A source said: "Things were very delayed. The director was tearing his hair out and threatening to walk."

"The girls were so tired and Emma was crying as the shoot just went on and on."

"Geri kept slowing things down by meditating and doing strange spiritual stuff."

"It's just like before but now their egos are even bigger."

Did people actually think that the passage of time would actually bring about a better behaved and more down to earth group of girls??

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Brit Gets Fat Lip On Purpose

I know I'm on vacation, and I've been having terrible internet access issues, but I just couldn't let another moment pass without commenting on Britney's new, plumper upper lip. Apparently she just couldn't live without getter some collagen injected into her lip, but unfortunately, combined with her bad skin, double chin, and jelly-roll body, she has only succeeded in making herself look worse. It actually looks like her next stop should be the waxer to get rid of the lovely moustache sitting atop that fish lip.

Is such a thing possible, for Brit to look even worse? Obviously so. Check out the before and after photos above and judge for yourself. Fish lips are so out!

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Paris Dumps Swedish Boy Toy
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Alex Vaggo's fledgling relationship with Paris Hilton is over before it started, because Hilton deemed the Swedish import "too shy and quiet" for her bad-boy tastes.

A source said: "She loved his good looks, but she gets bored very quickly, and he was just too shy and quiet for her.

"She likes bad boys."

Paris announced to the world she was single again by stepping out with bad boy rocker Kid Rock in Toronto, Canada, at the weekend.

Hilton had introduced the pizza delivery boy to several modeling agencies and got his picture all over the internet before dumping him, so perhaps we'll hear from Alex again in the future.

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Apocalypse Alert: Winehouse-Doherty Duet
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I don't even know what to say about this news, and perhaps the best things are left unsaid.

Crackhead Pete (Doherty) and Amy Wino (Winehouse) have teamed up for a duet. Yes, you read that right. A duet. Like actual music. I, of course, assumed they had teamed up to run the world's largest smack cartel, but no, they actually recorded something together.

The 'Rehab' singer and the Babyshambles star recently recorded the track, which sees Amy showcasing her impressive guitar playing skills as well as her singing talents.

Pete's bandmate, guitarist Mick Whitnall, said: "It's a ska-type track. Amy's playing guitar on it and singing as well.

"She plays better than James Brown playing acoustic guitar. She thinks she's s**t but she's not. I've never met a man who plays like that, let alone a girl."

Apparently a line is forming to the left, of stars eager to team up with Winehouse, including Prince and George Michael.

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New Couple Alert: Underwood and Crawford
The two cutest things in town since kittens and puppies hit the scene, have hooked up and taken cuteness to a whole new level. 'American Idol' Carrie Underwood and 'Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford have been seen canoodling all over town, and seem to be a couple.

Underwood's most recent rumored fling was NFL player Tony Romo, and Crawford is too new on the scene to have been rumored with anyone.

The pair stopped by Manhattan's Marquee nightclub last Friday, then popped into Gramercy Park Hotel's hip Rose Bar on Saturday night.

"At one point, they were holding hands, off to the side of the table, like they didn't want people to see," says an observer.

In a previous interview with People, Carrie said about Chace: "He's really cute," I've met him and he seems like a really nice guy. He's got cool hair, he's a nice height and he just has beautiful blue eyes."

Everyone say: "Aw-w-w-w-w...."

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Oops! Lindsay Homewrecks Again!

When will Lindsay Lohan stop breaking up other people's relationships, just so she can get her horizontal groove on? This time it seems that the freshly rehabbed LiLo broke up the engagement of her new man, Riley Giles, and his Utah fiancee Bree Tierney.

Unfortunately for Bree, she learned about her breakup through the tabloids. Riley never mentioned Lindsay, and actually just quietly walked away from the relationship!

“Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Spears Hits Yet Another Car

Britney Spears has to be the world's worst driver. Over the weekend she backed into yet ANOTHER car, this time actually bothering to confront the owner, who happened to be one of the bazillion paps following her around.

The clumsy singer, who still faces a hit-and-run charge for leaving the scene of a parking lot incident in August without addressing the owner of a vehicle she hit, reversed into a paparazzi's car while trying to park on Saturday night.

Learning from her last accident, red-faced Spears tracked down the owner of the car she bumped, stating, "I'm stupid, I'm sorry... I'm a horrible driver."

She then joked, "Are you going to sue me or something?" but the forgiving snapper just shrugged off the incident and told Spears, who was wearing sunglasses on a dreary Los Angeles night, "not to worry."

Brit actually did turn herself in to the cops yesterday for the hit and run that happened in August. She was booked, fingerprinted and then released.

"At around 9:25 this evening, Ms. Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys Jail for booking," said LAPD officer Mike Lopez. "This was by court order, which is common for a misdemeanor charge."

A smiling Spears, wearing a short black dress, a black jacket and carrying a white purse, was accompanied by pal Sam Lufti and her lawyer, J. Michael Flanagan, when she surrendered at the jail.

She will be arraigned for two charges – hit-and-run causing property damage and driving without a valid California driver's license – on Oct. 25.

Spears faces up to a year in jail if convicted, but Flanagan previously told PEOPLE, "We're working toward a resolution of the case, but we don't have a firm deal yet."

In other words, the lady who's car she hit is still trying to figure out a nice round dollar figure to make her feel better.

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Best New Show of the Season: 'Samantha Who?'

I admit, I have only seen the one episode, and the show is so brand new that it still has lot of time to suck, but I'm in love with 'Samantha Who?' It's awesome! Christina Applegate is awesome! Jean Smart and Kevin Dunn are awesome! And of course, the biggest surprise for me, Jennifer Esposito is totally awesome!

This half hour sitcom is wicked funny, very sharp, extremely smart, and the script is comic genius and deleiciously irreverent. It's basically about a woman who wakes up from an 8 day coma after being hit by a car, and has total insomnia about her life. She can't remember her family, friends, boyfriend, job, likes and dislikes, or even what her personality was like before her accident. So why is that funny? Well, the premise itself isn't funny, but the resulting situations are hilarious, and Christina Applegate outdid herself.

Give this new show a chance, and I guarantee you will be laughing as hard as I was.

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'DWTS' Judges Give First Perfect Score

The 'Dancing With the Stars' judges were feeling pretty generous last night, and gave out the season's first perfect score of 10's to Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan. They were also hard on a few dancers who, they were sure, did lifts during their routines, which are verboten.

Marie Osmond, Cameron Mathison, Jennie Garth, and Jane Seymour were all questioned and chastised when the judges thought that they did the illegal maneuvers, and were scored downward accordingly. Apparently a lift is categorized as something that happens using the partner as a lift-off point, doing something with both feet off the ground, and/or doing a move that can't be done without the partner's help.

Whatever. I think lifts should be allowed, and don't know why they aren't.

Moving on. Mark Cuban was slightly lighter on his feet, and only got in a little bit of trouble for looking like a lumbering bear on the dance floor.

Helio Castroneves was applauded for doing better than last week, though he was completely forgettable for me. I keep getting stuck watching his partner Julianne dance. She's hot.

Jennie Garth had her best dance this week since starting the show, and had a fantastic Paso Doble.

Floyd Mayweather didn't fair as well, though the judges thought he had made a vast improvement in his style. Less fighter, more dancer.

Cameron danced as Superman, and the giant "C" on his chest was nothing if not distracting, though the dance part was very good, and almost redeemed him in my eyes for his past performances.

Marie Osmond did a fabulous job, though her scores didn't reflect it, and judge Bruno called her performance sleepy. I loved her rendition of a 'Sleeping Beauty' fantasy, and was impressed by the choreography she had to do. Bruno sucks, and Tom Bergeron called her "The Sleepy Stripper".

Melanie Brown looked amazing in her costume, and really was graceful and ladylike on the floor. Maks is hot.

Also it should be noted that nasally Drew Lachey went home because Samantha Harris came back from maternity leave sporting the largest set of mammaries since Anna Nicole Smith got her boobies enhanced. I was just glad that A) she didn't have one of those monsters pop out of her amazingly low-cut dress, and B) those moo-teats didn't spring a leak. Hopefully she was able to go pump during commercial breaks. Also amazing was that Tom Bergeron had no comments regarding those spectacularly large baby fun-bags.

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Monday, October 15, 2007
Model Endorses Kid Rock's Big......Heart!

Alyssa Lipsky, one of the models fighting over Kid Rock recently, gave Kid a great compliment recently after spending time with him on the tour bus.

Alyssa Lipsky, the one who ended up on his tour bus, is still dizzy from their 11-hour journey between New York and Detroit. "We drank a ton of beer and vodka and danced and sang the whole way," Lipsky tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden. Lipsky said Rock offered her her own bedroom. Though she chose to bunk with him, she was impressed by his generosity. "He had such a big heart," says Lipsky. Anything else big? "I'll just say this: Pam Anderson wouldn't have married him if he wasn't as impressive as Tommy Lee." 'Nuff said.

For more photos and a background on Alyssa, click here.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007
Jenny From the Block: Fat and Couldn't Dance

Rosie Perez delivered a backhanded smackdown/compliment to her erstwhile pal Jennifer Lopez in an interview in Out magazine. Perez says that while Keenan Ivory Wayans typically takes credit for discovering the unknown dancer, Lopez, and making her a Fly Girl, it was actually Rosie who hired her.

In fact, Wayans called Lopez "overweight, and said she couldn't dance well," but Rosie says she saw "star quality" in her.

The rest is history.


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Friday, October 12, 2007
Perez Hilton Sued Again....and Again

It seems the newest trend in Hollywood is sueing gossip blogger Perez Hilton!

The latest lawsuit has been brought by Britney Spears' record label, Zomba, for illegally posting tracks from Spears' upcoming album.

The company claims Hilton - real name Mario Lavandeira - illegally obtained and uploaded at least 10 completed songs and incomplete demos from new LP Blackout onto the site. The copyright infringement lawsuit was filed by Zomba - which owns the copyright to Spears' recordings - on Thursday (11Oct07) in the U.S. district court in Los Angeles, but does not specify the amount of monetary damages being sought. Zomba has confirmed Spears is not a party in the case. It comes just a day after Lavandeira was the subject of a court summons (10Oct07) to appear in the dock in a $20 million defamation case over claims he accused DJ Samantha Ronson of being responsible for the cocaine found in Lindsay Lohan's car following her (May07) arrest for driving under the influence (DUI).

Hilton has also been sued in the past by lawyers for Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, X17 Online, and other celeb photo agencies. This year Hilton had to change the logo on his website because it was taken directly from a Nailpro magazine, which is geared toward salon owners and managers.

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Simpson Collects Big Bucks for Zits

Hopefully we are going to be spared any films in the near future with Jessica Simpson in them, since she has just renewed her spokesperson contract with Proactiv for a cool 3 million bucks.

Jessica's business manager David Levin said: "She did re-sign for another year, she has a great relationship with them."

The blonde actress - who angered Proactiv bosses in 2005 when she put her clear skin down to prescription medicine Accutane - has filmed new TV adverts for the company, which are expected to broadcast at Christmas.

Jessica previously praised the treatment, saying: "I just had so much build up and so many clogged pores that once I started using Proactiv Solution, my face was just shining. I'm passionate about Proactiv because it worked for me and it gave me so much confidence."

Jessica is one of many female celebrities to promote the "three-step treatment system", others have included Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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Eva Mendes Gardens in the Buff

I guess whomever lives next door to Cuban hottie Eva Mendes gets up extra early in the a.m. to find the best vantage point of her yard. Mendes revealed in a recent interview that she loves to do everything in the nude, including gardening.

The Cuban beauty is so comfortable in her own skin she even weeds her flowerbeds and prunes her bushes completely naked.

Eva said: "I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening!"

"We're Cuban, and it's a hot island. Why not go nude?"

Alrighty then! I'm not sure weeding is the sexiest position I've ever seen, but whatever floats your boat, Eva, and your neighbor's too.

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Britney's New Album Cover

This is the cover art for Britney Spears' new album, 'Blackout', which is due to be released sooner than expected.

Personally I'm not impressed, and will not be spending any money on it. Will you?

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Orlando Bloom in Car Accident

One of my front-runner candidates for the position of future ex-Mr. CeCe, Orlando Bloom, was in a car accident in LA last night after he left an area nightclub. TMZ has videos of the star as he was leaving the club, acting rather loopy, and hopping into a random guy's car and apparently arguing with the guy over his wife. Then Bloom wandered over to another car which belonged to someone in his party, and gets into the passenger seat. The driver tries to start the car a couple of times, but it was already running.

When the accident occured later, Orlando was driving. According to the report, another vehicle cut off their car and they hit a parked Porsche Cayenne. TMZ also has video of Bloom attempting to walk away from the scene of the accident immediately after it occured. You can hear cameramen telling him he needs to return to the car and deal with it so it does not become a hit and run, and he eventually does return and wait for police to arrive.

To see all of the videos of Orlando before and after the accident, click here.

Police say that the actor was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time of the accident. They also said that one of the passengers suffered a fractured neck, and the other passenger received cuts from their seatbelt.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007
Bruce Willis Ready For Great-Grandpa Roles


What in the He** happened to my man Bruce Willis??? Dude! Get thee to a spa and get some work done, stat! You look like my great-Grandpa!

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Radar's Latest Irreverent Cover

I love Radar magazine and the lengths they go to to get us to laugh. Rudy Giuliani nuzzling Hillary Rodham-Clinton's ear, while Barack Obama lounges naked, oblivious to the scene behind him. It's too much!

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Kate Moss poses in a platinum wig for her new Topshop clothing campaign.

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