Monday, April 30, 2007
Britney's Wack Clothing Parade Continues

Britney Spears unleashes another hellacious outfit on her unsuspecting public on her way to another dance class. Thank God she's got her rockin' body back so we can at least spare our eyes a double whammy.



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Crackhead Pete Getting Drug Quitting Implant

Britain's very own Babyshambles frontman, Crackhead Pete Doherty, is going in to a clinic today to be fitted for an implant to help him quit doing drugs. The implant is a pellet which contains naltrexone, and will be inserted under the skin of Doherty's stomach.

A friend of Pete's said: "Pete hopes this new implant will help him quit for good."

In the meantime, girlfriend Kate Moss is due to appear in London's Topshop store to promote her new fashion line. Early reports say that the line is nothing but a copy of the contents of Kate's closet, and has been panned in the US by designers.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007
Sandra Bullock's Hubby Attacked by Fan

An obsessed fan tried to kill Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, late Sunday night.

Cops say that Bullock, along with James' 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes." Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.

We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move."

Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.

In a statement to TMZ, the couples' rep, Cheryl Maisel, said, "The incident did occur. Both Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are fine and it is now in the hands of the authorities."

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Aniston's Tug of War?

Jennifer Aniston is one popular chick these days, what with reports flying around that Vince Vaughn spent the night at her house, and Brad Pitt phoned her to say he wants her back. Is any of this true? Who knows. Click here and here to read the stories and decide for yourself.

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Jessica Alba Sexiest Woman in the World

FHM magazine has released it's top 100 sexiest women in the world list, and Jessica Alba beat out the likes of Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Keeley Hazell.

The Top 10:

1. Jessica Alba (actress)
2. Keeley Hazell (model)
3. Eva Longoria (actress)
4. Adriana Lima (supermodel)
5. Scarlett Johansson (actress)
6. Hayden Panettiere (actress)
7. Cheryl Tweedy (singer)
8. Angelina Jolie (actress)
9. Emily Scott (model)
10. Elisha Cuthbert (actress)


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Celebrity Jail News!
Today should be listed as the day all the celebrities went to jail, or at least got warrants issued for their arrest.

To start our little pity party off, we have Brit actor Hugh Grant who was arrested on assault charges after he pelted a photographer with a container of baked beans. No really. Baked beans. Grant also allegedly kicked the guy 3 times after coating him in the sticky mess. To add insult to bean induced injury, Grant then allegedly asked the pap if he had kids. When he said that indeed he did, good old Hugh responded with, "I hope they die of f**king cancer."

Next on our newly infamous list is Richard Gere, who offended the entire country of India by planting a kiss on Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty's cheek. An arrest warrant has been issued by Indian courts, and ultimately it could mean three months in jail for Gere.

Judge Dinesh Gupta issued the warrants in Jaipur, according to the Press Trust of India, saying that Gere and actress Shilpa Shetty "transgressed all limits of vulgarity" during their appearance at an HIV/AIDS event, captured on tape. Judge Gupta also called the TV footage "highly sexually erotic," and slammed Shetty for not resisting Gere's "advances."

This follows the recent debacle of Elizabeth Hurley's and Arun Nayar's wedding in India, where arrest warrants were issued for Hurley as well for breaching Hindu custom. As a matter of fact, the wedding photos which Hurley sold to Hello! magazine may ultimately be used as evidence against her in an Indian court of law.

Among the allegations are that Hurley refused to take off her shoes when they arrived at the marriage mandap (marriage place) and that she drank alcohol.

Pictures of the pair kissing in Hello! will be used to show that they failed to "behave soberly'', while it was noted that kissing is also against Hindu culture.

If found guilty of a "deliberate and malicious act" against the religion, both Hurley and her husband Arun face a three-year jail sentence.

Moving right along, next on the detainee list is rapper/actress, Eve. It seems Eve crashed her gold Maserati into a center divider on Hollywood Boulevard, and cops took her in on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. She was released this morning on $30,000 bail.

And of course there is our perennial jailbird Joe Francis, who is probably regretting bending over for a bar of soap this morning. His cell mate is awaiting a sentence of death for killing a police officer, and he probably feels he doesn't have much to lose at this point in his life. What's a little lovin' between friends, right? Okay, I conjecture about the bending over for the soap part. Anywhoo, Francis is still in jail, and more legal woes just keep coming his way. This time he's been charged with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery against an 18 year old girl. If convicted of these new charges, he could face an additional 6 months in jail, on top of whatever he gets for the federal time for tax evasion, et al.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Joe Francis Feels Sting of Rejection From Jail

Joe Francis is feeling the burn as none of his so-called celebrity friends will pick up the phone when he has called collect from jail.

The Girls Gone Wild mogul has been reaching out to his celebrity friends - he wants them to write letters defending his character to the judge. These are the same celebrities who didn't hesitate to accept Joe's hospitality when he was on top of the world. They flew in his Gulfstream jet and enjoyed his Caligula-like parties in LA, Miami, Mexico, etc. Paris and Nicky Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reed, Kimberly Stewart, Jessica Alba, Mario Lopez, and MANY more, wallowed in his celebrity ass-kissing. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were among the droves who enjoyed his generosity and hospitality at his Cabo beachfront mansion. Now they won't give him the time of day. Joe has been calling collect from jail all over Hollywood, begging people he thought were his friends to accept his call or call him back. No response. Joe is very upset and he told one friend that he just MIGHT be tempted write a tell-all book detailing those celebrity get-togethers and all the drugs and sex secrets!

Oh snap! Of course this is after he did go on Howard Stern and told the world about his sexcapades with various starlets, by name of course. I wonder what else he has to tell at this point?



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Minnillo Finally Gets it Right

Vanessa Minnillo shows she knows how to move on from her bizarre prom-meets-beauty-pageant fashion choices by rocking a form fitting ivory lace halter gown and black belt. The weird ruffles strike me as a little odd, but somehow end up working for the dress. As a whole I love it, though I can't exactly explain why. Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the mouth!



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Melanie B. Names Her Kid.....Again

Okay, color me completely confused. I am reading all these blurbs that Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice, has named her new baby girl and put Eddie Murphy down as the dad.

Didn't we already cover this?

Here's the other confusing part: All the blurbs say that the baby's name is Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Didn't she already name the kid Fortuna Bay, like 2 weeks ago? None of these blurbs mention anything about the name change, and she already had Murphy on the birth certificate.

What the h-e-double-toothpicks is going on here?

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Adam Brody, formerly of 'The OC', was approached by a dumb blond model at Tenjune in NYC, who mistook him for Oscar winner Adrien Brody. She said she loved his work in 'The Pianist'. Adam just laughed the mistake off like a good sport.

I don't know, is there a resemblance there?


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Ryan Gosling's Next On-Screen Love Interest is a Real Doll

Ryan Gosling will have a new love interest in his next film: a rubber sex doll! The film is called 'Lars and the Real Doll', and centers on Gosling's character falling in love with a realistic looking doll.

"They have really realistic ones. You can design them and they feel real," says Gosling, who plays the title character. "[My character] has a delusion. He orders one and he's convinced she's real. He's a hermit. He takes her into the town he lives in, and [the townspeople] play along with him, so they can get to know him and make him feel comfortable. In the process they fall in love with her too."

The film, written by "Six Feet Under" scribe Nancy Oliver, also stars Patricia Clarkson and Emily Mortimer.

"[The doll] gets a terminal illness," says Gosling, laughing, "and she dies, and the whole town has a funeral for her. The director [newcomer Craig Gillespie] played it really realistically, no irony."

This is a comedy — albeit in the vein of '70s classics "Being There" and "Harold and Maude."

A true twist would be if they got a real actress to play the part of the sex doll. I nominate Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Kim Kardashian. Thay all have so much experience playing blow up dolls that I think any of those would be perfect for the role.


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Just Call Her Britney Simpson

The question of the day is: Will Pimpa Joe Simpson take over Britney Spears career, now that she has illegally fired Larry Rudolph? Jessica Simpson thinks it's a possibility, and has offered the services of her Svengali-like daddy to help Brit's career comeback.

Jess, according to Rush & Molloy, offered to call Brit to set something up for daddy dearest, who's been mulling taking over the reins on Spears' career ever since she dumped Larry Rudolph. He tried setting up a meeting over the weekend, says a source, though Jess' rep denies that.

And Joe's swooping in just when Brit's real father figure – her dad Jamie – has been publicly trashing her and blaming her for blaming him and his mother for her rehab-instigating troubles.

Just what Britney needs: another overbearing, money grubbing, spotlight grabbing man in her life.

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Alec Baldwin is a Repeat Offender Bully

Alec Baldwin's brutal verbal assault on his daughter Ireland made
international headlines but the NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned it's happened before!

Just last November, bystanders shockingly witnessed Alec lashing out at
his 11-year-old daughter about how she packed her suitcase. Alec
Baldwin ought to be ashamed of himself he's nothing but a big
bully! Eyewitness Don Rocha revealed in an exclusive interview.

Alec was red-faced, sweating and screaming obscenities, said the
airline mechanic.

He was yelling at Ireland: "If you ever pack your ----ing suitcase
like that again, I will ----ing kill you!" She turned red and tears
streamed down her face. She was shaking and looked terrified.

When Rocha tried to capture Baldwin's outburst on his cell-phone
camera he says, Alec was on me like a pit bull. He tried to grab my
cell phone right out of my hand. He got in my face and yelled: "Don't
you ever ----ing take a picture of me and my daughter, you son of a
bitch! I called the airport police and reported the incident."

Rocha called the airport police and a few minutes later the cops
arrived and escorted Alec and Ireland out of the gate area.

Another eyewitness reports, Alec had his daughter in tears. He
ranted and cursed at her in front of numerous airport employees and holiday
passengers. He was waving his finger in her face and grabbed her by her
jacket lapels.

After his most recent outburst, Alec claim his enemies attempt to
take a picture of you on your worst day and insist that this who you are
as a person.

When The ENQUIRER called Alec for comment on the airport incident, he
again exploded in rage before hanging up.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
What the Heck is Up With the Mom Jeans Trend??

Mischa Barton never met a trend she didn't like, even if it's supremely unflattering. Following in the inexplicable footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Scarlett Johansson, Barton steps out in pleated and high waisted "mom jeans".

Stop the madness!!!

Photo: US Weekly

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Brangelina Going With Name Change for Pax

In a move directly contradicting rampant gossip rag reports that Brangelina are over, Angelina Jolie has filed papers to change the name of her newly adopted son to include Brad Pitt's last name. Little Pax's name would be changed to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

Definitely not something you do if you are on the verge of breaking up with someone.


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Britney Starts to Look Hot Again

All those dance classes and alleged full body lipodissolve obviously has done Britney's bod a world of good. She just may have a comeback yet!

Photo: E! Online


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Monday, April 23, 2007
Madge Ditches Meeting With Child's Father

Madonna obviously never read the book "How To Win Friends and Influence People". On her trip to her adopted son's home country of Malawi, there was to be a scheduled meeting between David's biological father and his son. Madge bagged the meeting instead, after the guy, a poor farmer, was already on his way to the appointed meeting site.

Yohane Banda had hoped to get a chance to catch up with three-year-old David Banda, who the Material Girl star adopted last October (06). But Yohane was left disappointed when Madonna's tight schedule didn't allow for him to sit down with David. He says, "I never met him. Plans were there for me to meet David but it never happened. "I must say my mother was looking forward to meeting David and she was a little sad it was never to happen. But I assured her it will happen one day." Banda claims the Malawi government's Director Of Child Welfare services, Penston Kilembe, told him, "Meeting me was not on the agenda but (Madonna's) people said if time allowed she would meet me."

Now is not the time to piss off the world, Madge. People have just started to forget about the allegations of illegal adoption where little David is concerned.



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Joan Rivers to Run NYC Marathon

Talk show and comedy queen Joan Rivers has announced her intention to run in the New York City Marathon later this year. Rivers turns 74 in June, and is currently training for the 26 mile race by running 4 miles a day.

When asked if she will complete the course on US TV show The View this morning (23Apr07), Rivers said, "Who knows? I'm running four miles up in the country... I'm going to make it at least halfway, damn it." Discussing her training, Rivers added, "I run every day for an hour with this b**ch I love very much."

I'm assuming she's talking about her dog or her daughter.

Joan' is known more for her acid wit and fashion criticisms than for her athletic prowess. Hopefully she won't croak in the middle of the race.


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Milla Jovovich Preggers

Model-turned-zombie-killing-badass Milla Jovovich and her producer hubby are expecting a baby, due in the Fall. This will be the first child for 31 year old Jovovich.

The couple met when Anderson directed Jovovich in the first Resident Evil and announced their engagement in March 2003. They have not yet announced a wedding date.

The marriage will be the first for Anderson and the third for Jovovich, who was previously married to movie producer-director Luc Besson and actor Shawn Andrews.


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Heidi Montag's New Additions, and The Same Old Growth

Heidi Montag seen out with her new boobies and nosejob this week. Oh yeah, also with her scumbag boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.

I don't really see a difference in the funbags, and this is generally the time when they would still be swollen from surgery. I do see a difference in her nose. There's less of a bump, and the tip seems longer.

Heidi will officially debut her new look on this Summer's season of 'The Hills' (no pun intended).

To see more (not really more, just more pictures) of Heidi's new accessories, click here.

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Who's the Tranny?

Heath Ledger tests makeup for his Joker character in Batman: The Dark Knight. Holy Jesus I hope they come up with a better look for him.

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Is That a Wallet in Your Pocket?

Cold water apparently has no effect on Christian Slater's abilty to sport some wood for his girlfriend, or perhaps he just carries a really big wallet in his swim trunks pocket.

Photo: SOW


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Britney's Out On the Town Wearing....What?

Now, I'm all for being comfortable, and not feeling like you have to dress for the waiting paparazzi, but Brit, there is no excuse in the universe for being out in public dressed like this. From her head to her toes, the Britster is a trainwreck. The rabbit fur bolero looks like it was recent roadkill, and the spacey alien boots are straight from Goodwill, where they really should have stayed. I think her cowboy hat was run over by the same truck that took out her buuny jacket. The only thing she's got in this photo that I like are her nice new set of acrylic nails. I was getting tired of the chewed off chipped black nail polish look she had going on.

Brit: Hire a stylist!!!


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Katie Price's Reality Show Not a Hit With Viewers

British imports to E!'s reality TV lineup, Katie Price and Peter Andre, aren't a hit with the US audience after their debut show this week.

According to various sources, viewers have dubbed the pregnant, huge breasted model "an Oompa Loompa with tits", and they can't understand a thing she says due to her heavy accent. Another viewer called Andre Price's "tubby hubby".

And if it isn't bad enough being described as one of the tango-coloured helpers in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, viewers had yet more harsh words for the couple.

"We have enough trashy people in America. Did you have to go to another country to find losers?"

The pair are reportedly keen to break into the US marketplace after clocking up a fortune in the UK through book sales, documentaries, fitness DVDs, the list goes on.



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Is J. Lo Worth 50K a Minute?

Would you pay $50,000 a minute to have Jennifer Lopez perform at your party? A Russian multibillionaire is paying J.Lo 2 mil to sing for his wife's 30th birthday.

Andrei Melnichenko, a 35-year-old Russian banker, is flying Lopez to the U.K. to entertain his model wife, Aleksandra, and her 60 guests at their home for her birthday bash, according to various overseas reports. The tab is said to be $1.2 million fee, plus $800,000 for Lopez and her entourage’s expenses.

“Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to [Lopez,]” a source told London’s Daily Mail. “She accepted immediately. She will sing for about 40 minutes — not bad money for the work.”

And there won't even be that many people attending to see Lopez perform. The billionaire's London rep says that the party is strictly for family and close friends.



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Luke Wilson is a Bewildered Action Man

Funny guy Luke Wilson is still bewildered at how he ended up doing an action/thriller flick.

Funny guy Luke Wilson isn't ready to be an onscreen action hero - especially after filming the horror thriller "Vacancy" with Kate Beckinsale. "Having to keep up the level of intensity ... was rough," he tells the May issue of Maxim, out tomorrow. "In one scene, this car is trying to run me down, so I have to dive into a motel room. I'm lying there with the crew looking at me, going, 'I do comedy, guys - I don't know what I'm doing down here.'"

I haven't seen this flick yet, but I'm a Kate Beckinsale fan and I love the horror/thriller genre. Anyone seen this yet? Let me know what you think in the comments.


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Friday, April 20, 2007
McConaughey Gets Waxed

Matthew McConaughey gets his very own wax likeness at Madame Tussaud's Museum in Las Vegas. Do you think it shows off his rippling muscles enough?

Photo: Life & Style Weekly


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Hilton and Blunt Make Out

The honeymoon must be over for Paris Hilton and 'Desperate Housewives' Josh Henderson. Just days after reports of Henderson saying that Ashlee Simpson was his first love and he still has strong feelings for her, Paris reportedly hooked up with singer James Blunt.

The two were seen making out and "all over each other" at Teddy's on Wednesday night, and then retired to Hilton's house with sister, Nicky, and David Katzenberg.

Blunt just recently broke up with model Petra Nemcova. I hope he has stocked up on a good sized supply of Zovirax.


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Manson and Barely Legal Wood Step Out

Marilyn Manson and new ghoul-friend, 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood. He says she's "his twin". Can you see the similarity? I only see that she tries to copy Manson's ex, Dita von Teese's look.


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Heather Mills Fails to Entertain Airline Passengers

If Heather Mills' icy reception by airline passengers during a recent trip to the UK is any indication of her current standing with 'Dancing' fans, she's not long for the show. The entertainment system went down during the long flight, and Mills and her dance partner Jonathan Roberts decided to do their foxtrot routine in the aisle.

No one clapped when they were finished.

A spokesperson for Virgin Atlantic airline said that the routine was Mills' idea, and unfortunately the passengers were not in any frame of mind to be impressed or entertained. The airline compensated the passengers for the downed system after the flight.

Ouch, Heather!


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Thursday, April 19, 2007
Cameron Diaz and Nicky Hilton Are Zit Popping Pals

This is something I'm sure I never thought I would be writing about. Ever.

Picture Cameron Diaz and Nicky Hilton in the ladies room at Teddy's. Okay, now picture the two of them gabbing about whatever. Sounds like a typical night. Now picture the two of them gabbing about pimples and popping zits in the mirror together.

That's gross.

Don't you stay home if you're gonna spend the evening popping pimply things on your face?

They finished the evening by going over to Paris's house, where I'm sure there were enough mirrors in every room for everyone to pop zits all night long.


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LC's Sex Tape is Real.....Real Boring!

So, TMZ reports that there actually is a Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler sex tape. The bad news is that it's so boring, no one wants to buy it. Oh yeah, also because no one wants to finance bad boy Wahler's legal troubles.

A TMZ source said the alleged tape, news of which first broke on Perez Hilton, is "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." The source adds that LC and Jason are basically "messing around." But SugarDVD tells TMZ they are retracting their previous offer of $500,000 for the tape, because of Wahler's recent arrest in Seattle. "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department." Porn with integrity, people!

Not only is Sugar pulling the offer, but they are reaching out to their network to discourage anyone from participating in a deal for this alleged tape.

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Jennifer Garner: Pregnant? You Decide

Jennifer Garner does nothing to satisfy the curious public about the state of her alleged pregnancy, by wearing a billowy little number out. Jen was hosting the Beverly Hills Oscar de la Renta boutique opening, which benefited the EIF Women's Cancer Research Fund.



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Britney Lends Prince Willie a Shoulder to Cry On

Britney Spears, the recent poster child for life debacles, is lending her support to Prince William after his break up with girlfriend Kate Middleton.

The divorced singer, who split from husband Kevin Federline last year (06), sympathises with the British royal following his high-profile split with Kate Middleton last weekend (14Apr07). A source tells British newspaper The Daily Express, "She understands what it's like to have such a high-profile break-up. She has started writing him a note and is going to send it before the end of the week."

I think that if I knew Britney "Trainwreck" Spears was in my corner, I'd find a new corner, stat.


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Tom Brady Takes the Hat Out of Stetson

NFL stud Tom Brady is the new face of Stetson cologne, but on the set of his first shoot there was already trouble, according to a set insider. Brady demanded a huge trailer, and then refused to wear a Stetson hat for the photos. What's a Stetson ad without the signature Stetson hat? He wore one just fine in the above photos for GQ magazine.....



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Jude Law Replaces Sienna Miller

Jude Law's got a new lady, magazine editor and socialite, Kim Hersov.

Hersov, 38, is editor-at-large of Harpers & Queen magazine and has two children from her previous marriage to Robert Hersov. The couple was first linked in February and have now been photographed vacationing together in Rajasthan, India.


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Orlando Bloom Says Farewell for Now

Get your fill of Orlando Bloom now while you can, maybe stock up on his DVD's and buy some magazines with him in it, because he's taking a break from showbiz. The foxy pirate has decided to immerse himself in a Buddhist lifestyle rather than make any more movies for now, saying that making back to back trilogies was exhausting.

Bloom says, "I've been white knuckling it for so long. Between the first Lord Of The Rings and the last Pirates Of The Caribbean I've been going non-stop. So now I just want some time and space from everything and the phone and the communication."

Bloom has been studying Buddhism for several years, and wants to totally focus his energies in that direction, rather than on the hustle and bustle of Hollywood. He has also committed himself to a "green" lifestyle in response to the world's global warming issues.

According to his IMDB page he has no other films in the works after the release of 'Pirates 3'.

I'll miss him.


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Ding! Dong! Sanjaya's Dead!

Okay, well not really dead....Sanjaya just finally got voted off of 'American Idol'. Yippeeeee! I was soooooo tired of seeing his wacked out hair and bad warbling each week. Now we can get back to the business of serious singing, and get rid of the rest of the wanna-be's who shouldn't still be there.

Who do you all think is the next to go? And who do you think will win it all?

My money is on Jordin Sparks, but Melinda Doolittle is going to give her a run for her money.


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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Lisa Rinna Replaces Joan and Melissa on Red Carpet

Joan Rivers and her equally annoying daughter Melissa have been given the axe by the TV Guide Channel for hosting red carpet shows. I know you are all jumping up and down wondering who will replace the Queen and Princess of red carpet nastiness.....

It's none other than Lisa Rinna, best known for her extreme collagen injected lips and big fembot boobies. Oh yeah, she also acts a little bit, and was recently on 'Dancing With the Stars'.

The TV Guide Channel had this to say about the change:

"In addition to being an established TV star, she also has fashion expertise as both a business person and commentator, so she is a great fit for this role and for our brand." Lisa owns two L.A. area boutiques called Belle Gray.

The network released a statement saying, "TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers' contributions to the success of our Red Carpet programming over the past three years. We wish them the best in their future endeavors."

For their part, the Rivers clan said, through their rep, "I will tell you my true feelings and experiences, as soon as we finalize our new deal."

No new deal has been announced yet, and it isn't known where Joan and Melissa will end up.


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Because She Just Looks That Bad.....

In case you missed it the first time around, here's another look at Jessica Simpson's mom jeans. Not only are they high waisted and give her camel-toe, but apparently she's even pulling them further up her butt in the photo. Ouch!!

Jess actually wore this really bad look out clubbing.

Photo: Egotastic


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Nautical Look Not Kind to Mischa

Mischa Barton tries the nautical look, and fails miserably. I'm dizzy from looking at all the stripes going every which way, and the patent leather skirt, or whatever shiny material that is, is just bad.

Bab, bad Mischa. Do not pass go. No get out of jail free card for you.

Photo: US Weekly


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Don't Mess With Lindsay Lohan!

TMZ reports that the incident involving Lindsay Lohan's West Hollywood condo having a faulty pipe, which resulted in ex-boyfriend's condo being flooded, may have more to it than originally reported.

According to the incident report, there was no faulty pipe at all. Security officers entered her residence and found the faucet in her tub running, and the tub ran over, flooding her apartment and the residence below. That residence belongs to Harry Morton, semi recent ex of Lohan's.

TMZ sources report that the damage to Morton's condo exceeds $150,000, and he wants Lindsay to pay for it.

Now for the fishy part. Lindsay was supposedly in NY when this all went down, but TMZ has video of La Lohan at an LA club taken that very night.

The plot thickens....



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Cavallari Takes a Lesson From Papa Joe Simpson

Former 'Laguna Beach' reality star Kristin Cavallari has taken a lesson straight out Papa Joe Simpson's playbook, and is reaping the monetary benefits.

Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines. She was clever enough to spark a bidding war between Tao Las Vegas and Pure Las Vegas for the rights to hold her 21st birthday event - and bids are already up to $100,000. Cavallari has also mastered a method originated by Jessica Simpson and her father, Joe. She has a friend who fronts as a "personal photographer" and gets the "big photos" of her making out with pal Nick Zano. She then sells the images to the tabs, who give her a percentage. The practice "infuriates event organizers who pay her to attend their events because they only get C-rate photos for their use," a spy said. Cavallari's rep said, "We have some nice offers from different venues to hold Kristin's birthday party, and she has not yet chosen one . . . In this time of stalkerazzi who invade her privacy, Kristin, like many other celebs, has found a way to try to counter and control these uncomfortable situations and work with photographers they know and trust."

Well whatever works for her to extend her 15 minutes of fame, because at this point I think people are starting to ask "Kristin who?" Perhaps she needs to take a page out of Brody Jenner's playbook and date famous as well.


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posted by Eeyore at 8:47 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Jessica Simpson Wears "Mom Jeans"

Seriously, what was Jessica Simpson thinking when she went out in these high-waisted, pleated monstrosities on her lower half? I haven't seen mom jeans like those in a while, and I had hoped I would never see them again. Simpson looks like she weighs about 180 pounds, which on her would be an awful lot. Someone please tell Jess that just because some store sells pants like that, and she can afford to buy whatever she wants, doesn't mean she has to.



posted by Eeyore at 8:33 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Avril Lavigne Tries Pretty in Pink

We all know Avril Lavigne has her own style, but I think this look is just plain wrong. Lavigne donned this Goodwill garment, fishnets and combat boots for her record release party in NYC.

Photo: US Weekly


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First Photos of Dannielynn and Daddy Larry

The first photos of little Dannielynn Smith have gone to OK! magazine, and they paid dearly for the rights. Baby daddt Larry Birkhead says all the proceeds from the photos will go into a trust for the baby.

In the meantime Birkhead is taking a beating from the other tabs who didn't get any pictures of the baby, and they are saying everything from Larry's a deadbeat, to he's partying the nights away impregnating random ladies, to he's actually gay. Birkhead has hired power attorney Marty Singer to serve defamation of character suits on some of the mags.


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posted by Eeyore at 8:16 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Wanna See Victoria Beckham Dance?

Posh Beckham is reportedly angling to be included in next season's cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' after seeing how well Heather Mills has done so far. She's also hoping it will rehab her public persona here in the States, considering she isn't perceived very well here so far, or very well known for that matter.

Pals say Victoria is impressed by the way Heather Mills, 39, turned around public opinion on the ABC programme. And she is keen to improve her own image Stateside — because many Americans don’t get what all the fuss is about.

An ABC source said: “We are halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather.

“We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect.

“Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her.”

I'm sure having her robo-boobs bouncing around the dancefloor could be fun to watch, especially if one manages to leap free of those skimpy costumes.


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Wanna See David Beckham Naked?

The !!OMG Blog!! has a series of photos that appear to be un-Photoshopped David Beckham in full on frontal nudity, uncut (literally) and uncensored. The photos start from far away and then gradually get closer and closer, until you can see every hair and every.....well.....everything.

Click here to see these very NSFW pictures of Beckham.


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Who Is.....Stephen Dorff?

Remember Stephen Dorff? No? Well he's an actor, and in spite of having over 50 credits on his IMDB credits, no one really remembers him from anything notable. He was the bad guy in 'Blade', if that means anything to you.

Anywhoo, Dorff was at Club Xenii recently, and was incredibly liquored up. He splashed some of his drink on some random girl's chest, and apolgized while making an off-colour comment to her, which pissed off her boyfriend. The boyfriend grabbed the little guy (he's 5'8"), and threw him across the bar, sending many bottles of high priced liquor a-flying. Incredibly no blood was spilled, and Stephen spent the rest of the evening propped up in a corner, either passed out or just taking a snooze.

The thing that Stephen Dorff is most remembered for is trading insults at a NY club with Jeremy Piven who called Dorff a has-been, and Dorff said at least he was a movie actor, and not just some cable TV guy like Piven.


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posted by Eeyore at 2:51 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Mandy Moore Forgets Her Own Tunes

I guess Mandy Moore has tried a bit too hard to forget her start as a bubblegum popstar, because during a recent charity stage performance she didn't know any of the words to her old songs. She even had to pull out her Blackberrry and read the lyrics as she sang. Audience members were very confused at what amounted to a bad karaoke performance.

The charity event was the prom that Rachel Ray had organized for the tornado victims at Enterprise High School in Alabama. Ray had booked Moore as a surprise guest, and boy were the students surprised!

Sounds like Mandy should have put in a little practice at home before attempting something so difficult as singing her own songs.


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