Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Seriously, Renee? Really?

Renne Zellweger showed up at the Kentucky premiere of her new film 'Leatherheads' looking, well, très crappy. WTF, Renee? Did you run out of foundation and just decide to dip your face in a vat of Crisco instead? And then for the pièce de résistance, attack your hair with preschool scissors and stick your pinky finger in the electric socket in your hotel bathroom for kicks?

Holy crap, I don't even look this bad after a full 48 hours of drinking hard liquor, sleeping with 23 men, and then putting in a full day at work. Metaphorically speaking, of course.....

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