Monday, December 31, 2007
Gummi Bear Gives Self Breast Exam

Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, gives his bountiful man-boobs a self exam on the beach in Hawaii. How many ways can you say "Ewwwwww!"?


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Friday, December 28, 2007
Jen Aniston Shacking Up?

I hope this latest rumor regarding Jennifer Aniston is true, because I think she deserves some happiness in her New Year. Star Magazine has Jen shacking up with uber-hottie Jason Lewis, of 'Sex and the City'.

Best known as the age-inappropriate boy toy belonging to Kim Cattrall’s Samantha character, Jason hooked up with Jen in November and now the two are practically living together, reports Star.

Jen first met Jason through then-husband Brad Pitt. The two reconnected at the encouragement of others. “Mutual friends at the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital charity (for which Jen is a spokesperson) thought Jen and Jason would make a great couple,” an insider told Star. “So they started e-mailing. After their first date, they began seeing each other nonstop.”

According to Star, the simpatico homebodies spend most of their time either at Jen’s Malibu home or Jason’s pad, cooking, working out and watching DVDs. “Oh, Jason hates to go out!” blabbed the Star source. “He’s not into the nightclub scene at all. That’s why it didn’t work out between him and his ex Rosario Dawson. She’s a party girl, and he’s more the quiet, artsy type. Jen loves that.”

If this rumor is true, leave it to Jen to get dumped by arguably the hottest guy on the planet, and then hook up with a guy who is even hotter than her ex, Brad Pitt.

Sizzlin'! You go, girl!
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Ashley Tisdale's New Nose is Horrifying

I came across this sideview photo at, and couldn't resist posting it. Ashley Tisdale should sue that butcher who gave her this fake proboscis, and then go get herself a new one with the cash. She may not have been a classic beauty with the old nose, but this new nose is tres bad, and just doesn't fit her face at all.

Comments? Thoughts? Leave them below!


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Is This the Anonymous EL From

Hearts are a-flutter and keyboards are a-twitter that the gorgeous hunk-o-man candy with Ali Larter in the above photo, could be none other than EL of internet fame. EL describes himself on his blog as overweight and balding, which most of his readers don't believe whatsoever, and picture him as a total studmuffin. Now that Larter's picture partner is described as an entertainment lawyer, speculation on the blog is working overtime!

EL, if that's you, too bad I'm married! Wink, wink!


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Justin Timberlake Givenchy Model

Women's Wear Daily has stated that Justin Timberlake is slated to be the next face of Givenchy men's fragrance, joining Liv Tyler as their celeb spokesperson.

JT started clothing line William Rast two years ago, but this would be his first foray into modeling for a line of beauty products.

I think I would rather see Justin take on the role of Calvin Klein undies....

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Mischa Barton's Arrest Long Time Coming

Mischa Barton's DUI arrest is no surprise to people who party with her. One told us "She's always been a big drinker - in fact she can drink most guys under the table. She loves to have a good time and she's the type who never wants to go home. Sometimes all the club employees would have left for the night and Mischa would still be drinking after hours with the owners." At the same time she'd do lines of coke right on the table. If she got caught with drugs it was most likely cocaine."



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Hayden and Milo Admit Their Coupledom.....Duh!

'Heroes' stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (say those names three times fast!) have finally stated the obvious by admitting that they are, in fact, dating.

Well, it's about time!

Actor Ventimiglia toasted the actress at the pre-Christmas Water Grill party in Los Angeles, telling co-stars he was in fact dating Panettiere.

An eyewitness tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her." The couple spent the rest of the party sitting together and holding hands.

H.P. is recently turned 18, while M.V. is a wee bit older at 30. They have publicly denied any romantic goings on between them for quite a while, since she broke up with 'Laguna Beach' hottie Stephen Coletti.

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Penelope Cruz and Sis Have Lesbian Kiss

The cruz sisters, Penelope and Monica, raise the "ew" factor a bit by filming lesbian scenes for their brother's new music video. Click here, and scroll down the page to see the video in its entirety.


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The Penns are Going the Way of the Dodo Bird

The one Hollyweird couple that I actually thought would stand the test of time has announced that it's over: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn.

The couple, who've been married 11 years, have two children together, Hopper Jack, 14, and Dylan Frances, 16.

Penn, 47, and Wright, 41, began dating in the early '90s and married in 1996. They also have starred together in several films, including 1998's Hurlyburly and 1997's She's So Lovely, directed by Nick Cassavetes.

What a bummer. They stayed under the radar, and for all his outward surliness, Penn seemed to have found his soulmate after the disaster that was his marriage to Madonna.


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Thursday, December 27, 2007
Alba Gets Knocked Up, Then Gets Engaged

Putting the cart before the horse, knocked up Jessica Alba is now engaged to baby-daddy, Cash Warren. Her reps confirmed the big news to various news and gossip outlets today.

No wedding date has yet been announced, but the kid is due to pop sometime in the Spring.


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DiCaprio and Model Bar Rafaeli Back On

Leonardo DiCaprio romance with Israeli model Bar Rafaeli is apparently back on, since the on again couple was spotted holding hands at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills last week. I guess this means that Bar's romance with pro surfer/rebound guy Kelly Slater is off.

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Bonaduce 86'ed From Adam Carolla Show

Apparently Adam Carolla's first act for the New Year was to get annoying sidekick Danny Bonaduce fired from Carolla's radio show, resulting in a monumental ratings surge.

Did Danny Bonaduce see it coming? Ratings are way up on Adam Carolla's 106.9 morning show (he has successfully replaced Howard Stern) but his sidekick Danny was unceremoniously dumped for the new year. Apparently Adam was forced to take "sick days" before Christmas to let his bosses know he meant business about getting rid of Danny. The panic in Danny's voice when he spoke on the air about Adam being home "sick" indicated something was amiss. For the past year Adam's fans have been tortured by Danny's steroid fueled "ME! ME! ME! personality on the air. Not only did he interrupt Adam's smart and entertaining moments, he wouldn't let guests talk about themselves! Nobody could get a word in edgewise while macho Danny raved on and on about his drinking, smoking, fighting, and sexual conquests. Listeners wanted to smack their radios. You could just picture Adam straining to hold his temper at times.

Too bad for listeners, Danny's parting gift is his own one-hour show airing in the afternoon.


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Pregnant Nicolette? Not Bloody Likely...

Well, it's not exactly a washboard tummy, but recent pics from Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton's Carribean vacation seem to disprove pregnancy rumors for the 'Desperate' star.

As for me, I could care less if the couple procreates. I'm just glad Bolton chopped off that rat's nest he called hair.

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Calling All Single Ladies.....

'Friends' funny guy David Schwimmer is feeling such immense pressure from his Mom find a nice girl and sttle down, that the 41 year old is now actively hunting for someone to fill that role. Unfortunately, Schwimmer says, he is struggling to make a commitment to anyone.

I'm guessing that's gonna make it hard to find a wife....

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Jamie Lynn's Secret Baby Daddy?

Rumors are surfacing that Casey Aldridge may not be the real father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby-to-be, and that Aldridge is being paid off to accept responsibility for the "boo-boo".

It has been alleged the 16-year-old actress - who announced she is expecting her first child with long-term boyfriend Casey earlier this month - was having an affair with an older man on the set of her Nickelodeon TV show "Zoey 101".

The Spears family are allegedly desperate to keep the man's identity a secret, and have paid Casey to pretend to be the father instead.

A source told America's Star magazine, "Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face rape charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with Jamie Lynn."

A family insider added, "Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father. Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together? Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on-and-off over the past two years. But it was not steady. Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that."

EL, of, surmises that the real father is someone who is old enough to be Spears' GRANDfather, and is an exec at Nickelodeon.



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Brendan Fraser and Wife Are Splitsville

'The Mummy' star Brendan Fraser and his wife of nine years, Afton Smith, are going their separate ways.

"They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship," representative Ina Treciokas said in a statement, the Associated Press reports.

The Frasers have three children: Griffin, Holden and Leland.


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Fergie and Josh Engaged

Fergie, the "Duchess" of Glamorous, got engaged to her man-licious boytoy Josh Duhamel, their reps have confirmed. No details on when the proposal came or how, just that it happened and apparently she said yes.

Congrats! It's about time!

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Mischa Wishes Us a Merry Crotch-mas

Mischa Barton sports a Merry Camel-Toe in her way-hiked up pair of "mom pants". That really looks like it hurts, and isn't a look anyone should try, even if you are a fashionista.


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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Britney's Lookin' Good, Y'all!!

Trashtastic popwreck Britney Spears was snapped after being asked about her little sis' teen pregnancy, and the results aren't pretty.

Gimme sum Proactiv and Cheeters, y'all!

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Queen Latifah New Jenny Craig Spokesperson

Queen Latifah, the actress/singer/rapper, is to become the newest spokesperson for mega-weight loss company, Jenny Craig. The Queen follows in the footsteps of Kirstie Alley, Valerie Bertinelli, Monica Lewinsky, and Cindy Williams.

The "Hairspray" star, famous for her fuller figure, will be the new spokesperson for the Jenny Craig program, which promotes healthy eating and exercise.

Scott Parker, Jenny Craig's Vice President of Marketing, said, "We officially confirm that Queen Latifah will join the Jenny Craig program in January. We are thrilled to have Queen Latifah support our mission of improving health by taking her first step toward achieving a more healthful lifestyle."

Hopefully this will cancel out her previous step of opening a FatBurger diner in Miami earlier this year.



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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
La Lohan Partakes at a Sapphic Gala

In other words, kiddies, Lindsay Lohan showed up at a lesbo party thrown by a queen lesbo, with a lesbo date on her arm. This comes after dumping her other lesbo friend, Samantha Ronson.

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with [Courtenay] Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.

The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they've been living together in a house in LA for about a month.

"Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour," said our spywitness. "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." The tipster added, "Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together."

Other insiders said that although the blond actress is still friends with her deejay pal Samantha Ronson - with whom Lohan has reportedly made out in the past - her friends say Lindsay has been spending most of her time recently with Semel.

Lindsay has been hounded by lesbian rumors ever since her spat with frenemy Paris Hilton, and it was thought that their falling out occured when Hilton dumped Lohan for one of her Greek shipping heirs. The rumor was that Linds was totally in love with celebutard Paris, and felt spurned by her heterosexual defection. Hence the ill feelings afterwards.




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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
The Younger Spears Has a Bun in the Oven!!

Hell hath frozen over in the squeaky clean, hallowed halls of Nickelodeon. 16 year old 'Zoey 101' star Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers!

Following in the down home footsteps of older sis Britney, Jamie Lynn has gone the way of the elder popwreck and gotten herself knocked up. Only this time a Spears did it without being married, and before she was legal!

The exclusive interview breaks tomorrow in OK! Magazine.

[The interview] is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit's younger sister, star of Nick's "Zoey 101," says she's keeping the baby.

I'm sure bookies in Vegas will be knee deep in odds over whether she loses custody of the kid before it's one year old or after.

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Trainwreck Tara Reid Resurfaces in Bali

Trashtastic hot mess Tara Reid has resurfaced again, this time in Bali for a bikini shoot. Unfortunately, as one can see from the photos, no amount of plastic surgery, lipo, spray tan, or hair bleach can cover up the mess That is Tara Reid.

I hope she doesn't think this is a comeback for herself. She looks just as bad as Courtney Love after her recent drastic weight loss.

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OK!'s 10 Most Stylish Stars of 2007

OK! Magazine named the 10 Most Stylish Stars of 2007 in their newest issue. To read the story, and browse the gallery of the hot 10, click here.
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Sunday, December 16, 2007
Kidman Vs. Botox: Botox Wins

Nicole Kidman throws out the biggest smile we have ever seen at the Australian premiere of 'The Golden Compass', but unfortunately for Nicole, she's had just a tad too much Botox to accommodate. Her fivehead is forever frozen in shiny smoothness. At least until this last round of Botox wears off.....

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Saturday, December 15, 2007
Ashley Tisdale is Unrecognizable With a New Nose


Going the way of several starlets before her, Disney actress Ashley Tisdale got her schnozz worked on. Of course, there was the requisite statement of the deviated septum blah bah blah, and Ash comes out looking more like Sarah Michelle Gellar than the teen star we (sort of) knew.

Tisdale debuted her new look at Madison Square Garden this weekend at the Z100 Jingle Ball.


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Friday, December 14, 2007
Marcia Cross is Naked: Proceed at Your Own Risk

'Desperate Housewife' Marcia Cross and I have one very important thing in common: neither of us can figure out why anyone would want to see her naked. Yet, there are nudie pics of Marcia floating around the web, that were allegedly stolen out of the trash at her house, and then sold.

To see those shots, click here. Washing your eyes out with burning lye afterwards is your own responsibility.

Pictures are mostly SFW. Bits and pieces are "starred" out.

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Celeb Hot Spot Les Deux Owner Accused of Rape

A 19 year old Les Deux clubgoer has accused owner Lonnie Moore of raping her after plieing her with alcohol.

In court papers filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Skye-Anne Smith alleges on August 9, 2007, she went to Les Deux and was admitted without showing ID. She says she was immediately taken to the "owner's table," where she met defendants Lonnie Moore and Sylvain Bitton, both co-owners of the club. In the lawsuit, she says Moore "started off the debauchery" by plying her with six to eight alcoholic drinks. The suit alleges one of the owners suggest to Moore that Smith shouldn't be in the club because of her age. The alleged response from Moore: "I don't care. She's hot."

No other details are available as of yet.

Les Deux is a well known Hollywood hotspot, favored by the cast of 'The Hills', Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and many more.
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Golden Globes May Not Air on TV

The televised announcement of nominations for the Golden Globe Awards this morning may be the only thing TV viewers will see of the trophy contest if the writers' strike continues past Jan. 13 when the Globes telecast is scheduled to air on NBC. Even without writers contributing banter for the presenters, several top actors have indicated they will not cross a picket line if it is set up at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, the site of the awards ceremonies. WGA spokesman Greg Mitchell told today's (Thursday) Washington Post that it is "too early to tell" whether the guild will withdraw its pickets and grant a waiver allowing writers to work on the show.



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Hugh Grant Puts on R-Rated Dinner Show

Rakish ladies man Hugh Grant treated diners at a London restaurant to an R-rated dinner show, when he and two dinner companions began having a bit of a threesome.

The 'Notting Hill' actor and the unnamed Eastern beauty spent 20 minutes canoodling as Hugh's male friend stroked the woman's leg in the full view of shocked onlookers at the Roka eatery last Thursday (06.12.07).

Hannah Crow, 30, said: "They sat on the sofa next to us with the girl in the middle. Soon, Hugh started kissing her full on. It was disgusting, they were completely going for it. It was brazen. But he didn't seem to care.

"The other guy started touching the girl's thigh, but weirdly tried to appear as if he wasn't doing anything. I've never seen anything like it. It wasn't normal."

The mystery woman then put her arms around both the men and started gently caressing their hair, before Hugh, 47, got even more sensual by teasing her mouth with his fingers.

Hannah added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Hugh put his fingers in her mouth. She was sucking his fingers."

The trio left the venue together at around 1.30am.

It's not hard to figure out what they all had for dessert that evening.....



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New Couple Alert: Gosling and Williams

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are reportedly dating, according to witnesses who saw them out together getting cozy.

Michelle Williams is reportedly dating Ryan Gosling.

The former 'Dawson's Creek' actress and Ryan enjoyed a dinner at New York restaurant Piadina and onlookers claim they couldn't keep their hands off one another.

One said: "They were both smiling and he was gazing at her. They looked very much a couple."

The pair then went outside to have a cigarette and were seen huddled up together.

Both their representatives insist they were merely discussing an upcoming film project they're working on together and are not dating.

Reps are paid to say that stuff.


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Us Weekly's Worst Dressed Celeb of the Year

In what amounts to a complete no-brainer, Us Weekly announced its Worst Dressed Celeb of the Year, Britney Spears. Did anyone NOT see that one coming? They even tried to build suspense by not showing a picture of Ms. Spears in the headline of "Us Weekly's Worst Dressed Celeb of the Year Is...."

No surprises here.


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Holiday Thanks to CGJ's $$ Contributors

Holiday Wishes go out to all CGJ's readers and to all of our cash contributors. Your donations to the blog are incredibly appreciated, especially since I have opted not to allow erroneous advertisers on the site.

Have a very Happy Holiday, be safe, and keep reading CGJ!

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
The Hottest Girls of 2007

With 2007 drawing rapidly to a close, thought it was about time to name their favorite ladies of the year. After much arduous debate and the occasional office fist fight, the list was finally dwindled down to 10 special females that included everyone from the infamous Lindsay Lohan to the always classy Natalie Portman. Without further ado, here are’s “10 Best Girls of 2007”:

(Click each link below to see their gallery of photos at

1) Hayden Panettiere
2) Natalie Portman
3) Rachel Bilson
4) Scarlett Johansson
5) Eva Mendes
6) Christina Aguilera
7) Sienna Miller
8) Lacey Chabert
9) Lindsay Lohan
10) Fergie


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Hilary Swank in W Magazine

Photo: Steven Klein

Double Oscar winner Hilary Swank graces the cover of the January issue of W magazine, and offers readers some insights into who she is, who she's in love with, and what makes her tick.

ON BEING IN LOVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND, FORMER AGENT JOHN CAMPISI… “Of course I’m in love. Or I wouldn’t be in this relationship for as long as I’ve been. He’s a great guy.”

ON THE 45 SUPPLEMENTS SHE TAKES EVERYDAY IN ADDITION TO HER VITAMIN INJECTIONS… “This is my Aloe C, which I dissolve in water. Here’s my flax. This one’s for my immune system, and this one is my BrainWave—it’s great, like if I have a lot of lines to memorize. I just took my most important ones, which are my Oz Garcia Longevity Pak. I shoved them in my mouth right before I met you, which I actually shouldn’t do, because I choked on my vitamins once before.”

ON JEFF ROBINOV’S, THE PRESIDENT OF PRODUCTION AT WARNER BROS., ALLEGED CLAIM THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE DOING MOVIES WITH FEMALE LEADS DUE TO RECENT BOX OFFICE DUDS… “Who knows if Jeff really said that or not. I think that’s still up for debate. He says he didn’t say it, and I know that people attribute things to me that I didn’t say. But speaking in general, I think it’s really naive to say, ‘Oh, a woman’s vehicle is not successful,’ because men’s movies have failed at the box office too. Look, I don’t want to name names, but there’s been lots of movies starring men—with big names!—that didn’t do well.”

ON WHY SHE LEFT NEW YORK CITY… “I looked and looked and looked for a place in New York. I just didn’t find anything. Prices have just skyrocketed!”

ON HER METABOLISM… “I have a really high metabolism. Exercise is also really important to me. I think it gives me more energy. I would rather sleep six hours and get an hour workout than sleep seven hours.”

ON HER CRAZY SCHEDULE…“In the past four and a half weeks, I’ve been to London, Texas, Chicago, China, New York, L.A. and New York again. You know, it’s tiring, but I can’t complain, because I’m getting to do what I love.”

Pick up the January issue of W magazine to read the interview in its entirety, on newsstands December 25th.


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Paris Hilton Hawks Champagne in a Can

Is it just me, or does the idea of champagne in a little can just seem cheap? Like something the wino's down on the Boulevard would swill because it costs 40 cents a can? Anywhoo, Paris Hilton thinks it's a swell idea, so it must be good, AND she took off her clothes to prove it.

The brand is Rich Prosecco, and in trying to untarnish her image, Paris is donating 20% of sales proceeds to a charity which provides fresh drinking water to people in need.



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Jodie Foster States the Obvious and Comes Out

Jodie Foster, the Hollywood staple and multiple award winning actress, finally came out of the closet and announced she is a lesbian. **crickets chirping....**

The Hollywood star paid tribute to "my beautiful Cydney" as she accepted an award from entertainment magazine the Hollywood Reporter at Los Angeles' Beverly Hills Hotel last week, the first time she has made reference to her relationship with film producer Cydney Bernard, her reported girlfriend of15 years.

Picking up the prize as the guest of honour at the magazine's Women in Entertainment Power 100 breakfast last Tuesday (04.12.07), Jodie said: "I would like to thank my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss."

Rumors abounded for many years regarding Foster's sexual orientation, but she always refused to discuss it. Recently Ted Casablanca of E! insisted that a well known celebrated actress was about to come out of the closet, and almost all of the guesses were Jodie.

No surprises here, folks.



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David Beckham Takes It Off Again

The future ex-Mr. Cece does what I think he does best, and strips off as the new "face" of Emporio Armani undies. This photo has been out for a few days, but I had to dry off my drool covered keyboard in order to post it.


P.S. - Posh recently let it all hang out in an interview, that women worldwide would fully understand why she sleeps in the buff with David as often as possible. Wouldn't you? Lucky bitch.

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Jassica Alba is Preggers!

It seems that hottie Jessica Alba and her boytoy Cash Warren have been busy doing the horizontal mambo, because Alba's rep confirmed to People mag that she is pregnant!

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

The couple had broken up for a while earlier this year, but apparently got back together just in time to announce this happy news. Did the cart come before the horse, and that's why they hooked up again? Or was this a case of hurried nooky after the fact and someone forgot the Trojan.....


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Monday, December 10, 2007
Naomi Campbell is Bigger Star than Paris

Miranda Kerr, the Australian supermodel who was discovered by Dolly magazine in 1997 and is well known for campaigns with Maybelline and Victoria's Secret, recently revealed just how much of a spoiled brat Paris Hilton can be after dishing on a incident at the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Miranda Kerr speaks candidly to Sassybella blog about the incident, which would eventually see Paris naked and humiliated.

"It was 10 minutes before the start and Paris decided she wanted to do the show. They hadn't allocated her any outfits and they had to find her three," Kerr said.

The organizers apparently told Hilton she could choose a dress from the collection.

"I was standing by my rack and she goes 'I want that dress,' and she pointed to my dress, my pretty pink dress, the one I was really proud of ... and she stole it."

But Kerr goes on to tell how karma can sometimes come back to bite you in the arse. When the biggest diva of them all, Naomi Campbell, turned up five minutes before the show closed, the organizers took clothes from Paris and gave them to Naomi.

Paris was left humiliated, reveals Miranda. "Paris is about to walk out for the finale and Naomi walks in, so they rip the dress off Paris, she's standing there naked and they put it on Naomi .... I thought, that's karma for you darling."



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Night of the Living Dead Presley's

Lisa Marie Presley and her zombie mom Priscilla come out only at night when the sunlight can't touch them, and search for food. I think they carry their prey back to the lair in that ridiculously oversize bag Lisa Marie is carrying.


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Keira Knightey Needs New Stylist

WTF is up with Keira Knightley at the LA premiere of 'Atonement'?? Her Rodarte dress looks like a rip-off combo of Lara Flynn Boyle's Oscar ballerina mess and Knightley's previous premiere dress, which was soundly panned by fashionistas worldwide. She also is sporting a set of heavy bangs, the shade of which does not match the rest of her hair, leading one to think that they might be temporary clip-on hair.

And what is with that sourpuss look on her face? Keira, get happy for once. You know they make pills you can take for that sad-sack condition.

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Michael Vick Gets 23 Months

Disgraced NFL player Michael Vick was sentenced today to 23 months in the slammer for operating a dog fighting ring on his Virginia property. He pled guilty to running the operation, as well as assisting in killing dogs involved in the fights.

Two of Vick's co-defendants were sentenced last week, and Vick was given more time in prison than either of them. The same judge who sentenced Vick today, Henry Hudson, last week sentenced co-defendants Purnell Peace and Quanis Phillips to 18 months and 21 months in prison.

Vick showed up to court in a black and white prison jumpsuit. He voluntarily reported to prison early, and the time he has already served is credited toward his total sentence.

In addition to the jailtime, Vick also got 3 years probation.



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Britney on Klepto Rampage

The trashtastic hot mess, otherwise known as Britney Spears, has been on a tear over the past week or so, shoplifting a few items here and there. First she stole a wig off a mannequin at a sex shop, than it was a lighter from a gas station. So far no one has bothered to take it further than the media.

Unfortunately for our Miss Brit, none of this looks very good to the court that is looking into a certain child custody issue. We'll soon see if her poor decision making might affect her custody battle with the Fed-Ex, and/or if anyone decides to press charges for her five-finger discount habit-in-the-making.

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