The trashtastic hot mess, otherwise known as Britney Spears, has been on a tear over the past week or so, shoplifting a few items here and there. First she stole a wig off a mannequin at a sex shop, than it was a lighter from a gas station. So far no one has bothered to take it further than the media.

Unfortunately for our Miss Brit, none of this looks very good to the court that is looking into a certain child custody issue. We'll soon see if her poor decision making might affect her custody battle with the Fed-Ex, and/or if anyone decides to press charges for her five-finger discount habit-in-the-making.

Labels: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline