Christina Aguilera declares "Every day is Sunday!" and rips off all her clothes to show off her orangey spray tanned lump. Are we still not commenting yet on if we are pregnant, or did we just eat a really big breakfast?

In other news, Marie Claire decided to use a cover story asking "Are you obsessed with tanning, bleaching and Botoxing?" mere centimeters away from Xtina's bleached and tanorexic bod.

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