Thursday, March 1, 2007
Crackpot Psychic to Stars Speaks to Lucille Ball

In yet another edition of "Stars With Way too Much Money and Time on Their Hands," we get to hear from Kenny Kingston, who staged a seance following the Oscars last Sunday. During the seance, Crackpot Kenny says he spoke to Lucille Ball, among others, who had nothing but glowing praise for our lesbian hostess with the mostess, Ellen DeGeneres.

Kingston says, "Lucille Ball was particularly complimentary about Ellen and told me she thought Ellen should be the permanent host of the Oscars." He adds, "I wasn't expecting it, but Lucille Ball revealed that Ellen was her own mother's mother two lifetimes ago. It seems the roles were reversed in a past life. "That might explain why Ellen and her mother, Betty, who often appears on her TV show, are so close."

Think about that. Ellen was her own grandmother?

Crackpot Kenny has been around Hollywood forever, and then some, and has done readings for John Wayne, Dwight Eisenhower, Marilyn Monroe, Greta Garbo, and Marlene Dietrich.


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