Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Seriously, Renee? Really?

Renne Zellweger showed up at the Kentucky premiere of her new film 'Leatherheads' looking, well, très crappy. WTF, Renee? Did you run out of foundation and just decide to dip your face in a vat of Crisco instead? And then for the pièce de résistance, attack your hair with preschool scissors and stick your pinky finger in the electric socket in your hotel bathroom for kicks?

Holy crap, I don't even look this bad after a full 48 hours of drinking hard liquor, sleeping with 23 men, and then putting in a full day at work. Metaphorically speaking, of course.....

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DWTS: Penn Jillette and Monica Seles Go Home

What I thought was going to be an excruciating season of Dancing With the Stars, has suddenly become a little bit more bearable, with last night's departure of magician Penn Jillette and retired tennis champ Monica Seles. I knew, from the first time I saw Seles in the audience watching the men dance, looking uncomfortable and mad as hell, that she just wasn't going to do well. Seles just looked pissed, for whatever reason. That, and I just couldn't get past her resemblance to Celine Dion, which was incredibly distracting to me.

When Seles danced with her partner Jonathan Roberts, you could tell she was trying hard, but getting her to let down her guard, cut loose and move, was like watching someone trying desperately to squeeze blood from a turnip. It just wasn't happening.

Penn Jillette was hilarious in his interview portions, but Bruno had it right when he compared Jillette's dancing to watching Shrek bust a move.

We'll see who goes home next. Hopefully it won't be my new favorite spitfire, Marissa Jaret Winokur.


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Dumba** of the Day Award: Richie Sambora!

Nothing says "I love you" to your kid, more than driving while intoxicated, and then getting a DUI with her in the car.

Rocker Richie Sambora got pulled over last night while driving with 10 year old Ava, his daughter from his marriage with Heather Locklear.

Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.

At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there's no indication of drugs.

Sambora was released around 4:00 AM this morning.

Sambora and Alec Baldwin can duke it out for Father of the Year.

Source: TMZ

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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Kate Bosworth

Okay, I know I already posted that the Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day was Raven-Symone, but then I saw this mess. Kate Bosworth handily dons an extra-large, futuristic silver scrubby sponge, and swipes the Worst Dressed title right away from Raven-Symone.

I've been contemplating having a contest for Worst Dressed Celeb of the Month, picked from the entire month's winners, that you readers could vote on. I have no idea what the celeb winner would get, except the recognition that they really can't dress themselves for s**t. But they don't need a prize anyway. They make too much money for being pretty.

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Petra Nemcova Lingerie Shoot
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Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Raven-Symone

Wearing her best trashtastic garbage bag frock, Disney teen Raven-Symone was one false move away from flashing her vajayjay, a'la Britney Spears style. Little Raven needs to take some of her hard earned cash and buy herself a new stylist, or at least some pants.

Oh and it gets even better! Either earlier or later in the evening, it appears dear Raven was wearing fishnet stockings with that atrocious garbage bag. She either lost them somewhere along the line, or gained them after some thoughtful assistant made her cover up slightly, and gave her the fishnets right off her very own legs.

Assistants DO NOT get paid enough.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Winona Ryder Back to Her Old Tricks?

Did Winona Ryder not learn her lesson after getting busted for shoplifting, oh so long ago? Janet Charlton seems to think so.

Never a dull moment in the CVS Pharmacy in Hollywood. A source told us that recently the alarm bells went off at the door as a customer was walking out with a bag full of purchases. Security stopped the shopper, who turned out to be none other than Winona Ryder! She showed the guard her receipt and he proceeded to check her bag. There were a couple of makeup items that were not paid for. Wide-eyed Winona said "I don't know how that happened" and she quickly paid for the makeup before braving the exit once again.


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Whose Hairy Legs are These?

Which international pop star forgot to wax before she strutted on stage in front of thousands of fans? Click here to find out!


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Jenna Jameson Tells World to "Pleather Yourself"

Porntrepeneur Jenna Jameson is the latest in the line of celebs lending their name and image to PETA, though the ex-pornstar opted not to take it all off for the ads. Instead, Jameson appears in a pleather dominatrix outfit and black wig, and beseeches the owrld to "pleather yourself" instead of using leather.

Now, don't get me wrong, she looks hot here, but compared to the other photos I have seen of her lately, methinks they had to do plenty of Photoshopping to get away from her anorexic Howard the Duck look she's been sporting of late.

In somewhat related news, Jenna also says she is desperate to get pregnant with her boyfriend Tito's baby.

End of story....


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Hilary Swank is.......Hot!

In, what is sure to be, the discovery of the decade, we find out that Hilary Swank is, indeed, very hot. These photos from a recent Calvin Klein photo shoot show Swank channelling her inner sexpot siren, Brigitte Bardot. To see more of the recently fabbed Hilary, click here.


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Things That Make You Go Ble-e-e-c-c-h-h-h!

If there weren't so many things about the pairing up of Benji Madden and Paris Hilton that bring up the "ick factor", they would almost be cute together. Unfortunately, we recall that Benji was engaged to actress Sophie Monk just a few weeks ago, and after they had been broken up for, like, a minute, Paris comes galumphing into the picture on her size 11's. And now, a mere nanosecond later, the two are wearing matchy matchy rings with the other's initials emblazoned upon them.

After his new girl-about-town Paris Hilton rocked a glittery B-is-for-Benji Madden pendant and "BM" ring over the weekend, Madden stepped out Monday with his own love-dedicated bling: a "PH" ring on his ring finger. The couple that shines together also parties together, with Hilton, 27, throwing her beau a birthday celebration (Madden turned 29 Tuesday) at club LAX in Las Vegas on Sunday.

Gag me with a very large silver spoon, why-don'tcha?!


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Friday, March 7, 2008
Posh Spice Covers Brit Vogue

Victoria Beckham looks amazing for the April issue of British Vogue. By the way, all those real live diamonds she's wearing were gifts from her bodacious hubby, David Beckham.

Jealous much?

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Christina Aguilera Channels Old Hollywood

Christina Aguilera loses the icky orange spray tan, and brings back some serious Old Hollywood glam for the Stephen Webster jewelry line.


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Kevin Federline has Packed on the Daddy Pounds

Whoa! That extra paunch Kevin Federline is packing better be his 1000 extra golf balls, or he'll have no chance of scoring a new mommy figure for his gaggle of kids. Looks like FedEx has been hitting the kids' stash of Poptarts more than they have. Perhaps he'd better lose the golfcart and start toting his own clubs around the course to shed a few libs.

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Who's Wearing the Little Red Thong?

Who's the blonde in the itsy bitsy bikini with her booty hanging out? Click here to find out!


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Jennifer Esposito is Smokin' in Shape Magazine

'Samantha Who?'s Jennifer Esposito is on the cover of next month's Shape magazine, showing off her hot body to the world.

When Jennifer Esposito was a struggling actress, she made ends meet by working as an exercise instructor in Manhattan. The Samantha Who? actress continues to keep fitness a priority – the evidence is her bikini photo shoot in April's Shape magazine.

The actress, who shares her no-fail workout plan in the magazine, says her mom has always been her biggest supporter.

"When I was 6, I told my mom I wanted to be an actress, live in New York City, and have two dogs," she says.

What advice did her mother, who was married and pregnant at 18, give? "She told me, 'You go girl! You can do whatever you set your mind to. Don't settle, and don't depend on anyone but yourself,' " Esposito tells Shape.

Shape via People


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Angelina's Lookin' A Little.....

When Angelina Jolie starts looking more like Britney Spears than Britters does, then we know something's off. Here she is with her only truly identifying feature, Maddox, at her side. The ratty black hair, spilling over boobies, oversize sunglasses, and bad nightie had me thinking for a moment that I was looking at the Popwreck herself, until I saw little Mad peeking out.

Yikes! Pregnancy isn't doing you any favors, Ange!

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