Whoa! That extra paunch Kevin Federline is packing better be his 1000 extra golf balls, or he'll have no chance of scoring a new mommy figure for his gaggle of kids. Looks like FedEx has been hitting the kids' stash of Poptarts more than they have. Perhaps he'd better lose the golfcart and start toting his own clubs around the course to shed a few libs.

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