Thursday, February 28, 2008
Katherine Heigl Buys the Intelsat6B Retired Space Satellite

Just kidding. Actually Katherine Heigl just bought a hideous new chandelier for her house with hubby Josh Kelley. I hope he likes her awful new addition.

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Rihanna Set to Prove She's 'Good Girl Gone Bad'



Rihanna is definitely setting out to prove that she's no good girl, if her newest stage outfits are a sample of what she's like.

The 20-year-old singer stepped out on stage [in Dublin] in a show-stopping bondage-inspired outfit, complete with thigh-high lace up boots and a skimpy PVC corset.

Rihanna is touring the world to promote her 'Good Girl Gone Bad' album.

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Charlie Sheen Wants Boycott of Denise's Show

Ahhh, what once was such a cute and happy couple, is now the ex-couple from Hell. In the latest in the mud slinging match that will just not go away, Charlie Sheen is calling for a boycott of Denise Richards' show from TV viewers.

The Two and a Half Men star – who took ex-wife Denise Richards to court in a failed attempt to prevent her from including their two daughters in a reality show – is now urging viewers to tune out the upcoming E! series.

"I think we should all just boycott the damn thing!" Sheen, 42, half-jokingly told PEOPLE Wednesday night at an Academy of TV event for his sitcom. "Issue a mass boycott."

In January, a judge gave the former Bond Girl, 37, permission to include the ex-couple's daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, in the as-yet-untitled show (which is being produced by Ryan Seacrest's company to air this summer).

But the legal ruling did nothing to dampen Sheen's opposition to the project. "You don't go to court and make stands to prevent that if you don't firmly believe in it," he said.

Regarding the court's decision, the CBS star added, "The world is upside down sometimes."

I don't know about you all, but I won't be watching the show, and not because Charlie Sheen doesn't want me to.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
So Ya Think Ya Know Your Spongebob Trivia....

Try the "Ultimate Spongebob Test!" and see just how well you paid attention during all those cartoons. Click here if you think you got the smarts....

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Monday, February 25, 2008
Matt Damon Going for Fourth Turn as Bourne

In case you didn't get enough of Matt Damon the first three times around as Jason Bourne, don't worry, he has signed on to do a fourth installment of the mega-blockbuster franchise. Director Paul Greengrass is set to take the directing chair.

No details have been released yet regarding a name or a direction, since author Robert Ludlum had only penned three Bourne novels.

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'Breakfast At Tiffany's' Gown Voted Classiest

A tally of over 3800 voters bestowed the honor of Classiest Cinema Gown to the black dress that Audrey Hepburn wore in the film 'Breakfast at Tiffany's', beating out Julia Robert's red velvet in 'Pretty Woman', and Marilyn Monroe's white halter in 'The Seven Year Itch'. The poll was run by newspaper USA Today.

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Jolie Chickens Out of Meeting Up With Aniston

There has been talk for weeks about how Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were supposed to meet up at the Beverly Hills Hotel Pre-Oscar party, and how it was to be their first meeting since Angie stole away Brad Pitt. All the gossipmongers were supremely dissappointed when Angelina and Brad opted to attend the Independent Spirit awards, but were instead surprised by Jolie's choice of outfit, which put her big baby bump on full display. The ploy effectively took the focus right off the Jenn-Ange battle, and put it squarely on Jolie's tummy.

Well played, Angelina.

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And The Winners Are....

Nominees and winners for the 80th annual Academy Awards.



** denotes the winning nominee in each category.


PICTURE

Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
**No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood


DIRECTOR

Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Jason Reitman, Juno
Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton
**Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood


ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

George Clooney, Michael Clayton
**Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises


ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie, Away from Her
**Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
Laura Linney, The Savages
Ellen Page, Juno


ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
**Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton


ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Ruby Dee, American Gangster
Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
**Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton


ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

**Diablo Cody, Juno
Nancy Oliver, Lars and the Real Girl
Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton
Brad Bird, Ratatouille
Tamara Jenkins, The Savages


ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Christopher Hampton, Atonement
Sarah Polley, Away from Her
Ronald Harwood, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
**Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood


FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Beaufort, Israel
**The Counterfeiters, Austria
Katyn, Poland
Mongol, Kazakhstan
12, Russia


ANIMATED FEATURE

Persepolis
**Ratatouille
Surf's Up


ORIGINAL SCORE

**Dario Marianelli, Atonement
Alberto Iglesias, The Kite Runner
James Newton Howard, Michael Clayton
Michael Giacchino, Ratatouille
Marco Beltrami, 3:10 to Yuma


ORIGINAL SONG

**"Falling Slowly," Once
"Happy Working Song," Enchanted
"Raise It Up," August Rush
"So Close," Enchanted
"That's How You Know," Enchanted


ART DIRECTION

Arthur Max, Beth A. Rubino, American Gangster
Sarah Greenwood, Katie Spencer, Atonement
Dennis Gassner, Anna Pinnock, The Golden Compass
**Dante Ferretti, Francesca Lo Schiavo, Sweeney Todd
Jack Fisk, Jim Erickson, There Will Be Blood


CINEMATOGRAPHY

Roger Deakins, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Seamus McGarvey, Atonement
Janusz Kaminski, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Roger Deakins, No Country for Old Men
**Robert Elswit, There Will Be Blood


COSTUME DESIGN

Albert Wolsky, Across the Universe
Jacqueline Durran, Atonement
**Alexandra Byrne, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Marit Allen, La Vie en Rose
Colleen Atwood, Sweeney Todd


MAKEUP

**Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald, La Vie en Rose
Rick Baker and Kazuhiro Tsuji, Norbit
Ve Neill and Martin Samuel, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

No End in Sight
Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience
Sicko
**Taxi to the Dark Side
War/Dance


SOUND MIXING

**Scott Millan, David Parker and Kirk Francis, The Bourne Ultimatum
Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff and Peter Kurland, No Country for Old Men
Randy Thom, Michael Semanick and Doc Kane, Ratatouille
Paul Massey, David Giammarco and Jim Stuebe, 3:10 to Yuma
Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell and Peter J. Devlin, Transformers


SOUND EDITING

**Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg, The Bourne Ultimatum
Skip Lievsay, No Country for Old Men
Randy Thom and Michael Silvers, Ratatouille
Christopher Scarabosio and Matthew Wood, There Will Be Blood
Ethan Van der Ryn and Mike Hopkins, Transformers


VISUAL EFFECTS

**Michael Fink, Bill Westenhofer, Ben Morris and Trevor Wood, The Golden Compass
John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson and John Frazier, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Scott Farrar, Scott Benza, Russell Earl and John Frazier, Transformers


FILM EDITING

**Christopher Rouse, The Bourne Ultimatum
Juliette Welfling, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Jay Cassidy, Into the Wild
Roderick Jaynes, No Country for Old Men
Dylan Tichenor, There Will Be Blood


SHORT FILM - ANIMATED

"I Met the Walrus"
"Madame Tutli-Putli"
"Même Les Pigeons Vont au Paradis (Even Pigeons Go to Heaven)"
"My Love (Moya Lyubov)"
**"Peter & the Wolf"

SHORT FILM - LIVE ACTION

"At Night"
"Il Supplente (The Substitute)"
**"Le Mozart des Pickpockets (The Mozart of Pickpockets)"
"Tanghi Argentini"
"The Tonto Woman"


DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT

**"Freeheld"
"La Corona (The Crown)"
"Salim Baba"
"Sari's Mother"

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Oscar's Worst Dressed

Cate Blanchett


Tilda Swinton


Ellen Page


Diablo Cody

Tlda Swinton and Diablo Cody tied for first place in the Worst Dressed category for me, with Swinton wearing a one armed velvet potato sack, and Cody basically forgetting to get out of her leopard nighty. Runner ups were a pregnant Cate Blanchett, and blah Ellen Page.

Who were your nominees for Worst Dressed?

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Yeah, Sarah, Jimmy's F*****g Ben Affleck


In a great retaliatory effort at getting girlfriend Sarah Silverman back for "F*****g Matt Damon", Jimmy Kimmel creates his music video, "I'm F*****g Ben Affleck". Kimmel also recruits a who's who of Hollywood and music stars to sing backup and solos, as well as cameo appearances.

The quirky list includes Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Macy Gray, Dominc Monaghan, Benji and Joel Madden, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, Lance Bass, and Cameron Diaz. I guess Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie weren't available?

Anyway, I think Sarah Silverman's video was better because of it's originality. Kimmel's video is funny, but it was a bit of a copycat version to me, which, I guess, was the point.

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Crazy As a RAT, if You Are Sharon Stone

In an absolute "I'm-crazy-a**-Sharon-f****n'-Stone-and-I'll-wear-whatever-the-f***-I-want" moment, Sharon decides to wear a rat's paw as a brooch to Elton John's Oscar soiree.

Obviously PETA had lots to say about it.

I'm sure it was just to draw attention away from the horrific and ill-fitted suit she was wearing.

Crazy like a fox, that Sharon!

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Oscars Red Carpet



Here's just a small taste of the fabulous dresses that graced this year's Oscar Red Carpet. To see more pictures, and who everyone is wearing,click here.

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My Pick for Oscar Best Dressed: Calista Flockhart


She may not have sparkled the most, or worn the most sexy dress, or even the most colorful one, but for me, Calista Flockhart was by far the best dressed on the red carpet. Sometimes an outfit just speaks to me, and her grecian vintage Valentino was that one. I loved the fit, the colors, the draping, and the understated entire look. The dress was panned on several other blogs, but I couldn't stop staring at Calista when I saw her.

Who was your pick for best dressed?

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Sunday, February 24, 2008
Jolie Finally Shows Her Baby Bump


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt let the bump do the talking as they attend the Independent Spirit Awards. Their reps still have no comment on whether there is a baby or not.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008
'Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester Looking Fab

She plays an evil socialite on TV, but Leighton Meester of 'Gossip Girl' looks good enough to eat at the Reebok World Tour Collection. Co-star Blake Lively was there too, but didn't light up the red carpet quite the way Leighton did.

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Zac Efron Torpedoes His Image

So somewhere along the line Zac Efron thought it would be a great idea to have someone snap a partially nudie pic of him kissing another dude. No, he's not gay, he says.

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Worst Dressed Old Lady of the Week: Katie Holmes


Katie Holmes is looking O-L-D this week, inexplicably donning a couple of the ugliest outfits this side of Xenu. I think she needs to rehire Posh as her stylist, unless Posh is the one responsible for those messes, then she needs to get as far away from the Brit as her skinny stick legs will carry her.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Jessica Alba Having Twins?

Reports are swarming today that expectant mom Jessica Alba will be having twins. This, of course, is one of those unsubstantiated rumors that gets attached to every celeb who gets pregnant these days. If every one of those rumors were true, there would be no more room in Hollywood for these people to live.

Time will tell with this rumor, so don't go buying any double sets of congratulatory of baby onesies for Jessica just yet.

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Demi Moore Should Ask for Her Money Back


I hope Demi Moore got some sort of money back guarantee from her plastic surgeon, because it looks like that $40,000 worth of work has gone the way of the dodo bird. At 45, Demi is definitely showing her age, as you can see in the first picture. The second picture is at a recent event where she was looking totally stunning. Her bod still looks awesome though.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Kim Cattrall Goes Commando

This dress is amazing on Kim Cattrall. The hair, not so much. In fact, I hate the hair, and toyed with the idea of blocking her entire head out of the picture. Anyway, back to the dress. It is totally reminiscent of Liz Hurley's safety pin dress, but more grown up looking. You have to click on the photo to enlarge it and see the peek-a-boo detailing down the sides of the dress. Then you get that she had to totally go commando to wear that dress. So really, the hair doesn't matter when taken in the correct context.

Thanks to Crazydaysandnights blog for the picture.

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Crakhead Pete: Please Put Those Teeth Away!

Obviously brushing one's teeth isn't high on the priority list when you're "Crackhead Pete" Doherty.

Imagine kissing that. Blech!

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Celebrities Jumping on Website Bandwagon

Mandy Moore and Sarah Ferguson are just two of the latest celebrities to launch websites that have nothing to do with themselves.

Moore is behind a women's well-being site called uPumpItUp.com, described as a website aimed at helping women balance their "wellness" by sharing stories to challenge and inspire each other. She says, "Having that sense of balance in life between personal and all that other stuff is kind of essential to leading a happy life."

The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, has launched a Facebook-style social networking website to allow women to interact with their kids online. Under the tagline for 'mothers and others who care', 48-year-old is encouraging users to make friends and post messages in each other's spaces.

Both sites are free to join and easy to navigate. Check them out!

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Nicole and Joel Leave Baby and Go Party

This blurb from Page Six seemingly answers the Blind Item from Gatecrasher posted last week.

Blind item: Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and "escape."

Page Six item: NICOLE Richie and Joel Madden's nanny must be raking in some serious overtime to watch the Hollywood party couple's new baby, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel's brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy's in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn't rush home until the end of the evening - "It's almost as if they aren't parents," said a spy.

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P!nk and Carey Hart Divorcing

Did anyone NOT see this coming? Amidst constant rumors of a marriage bust-up, Hart's relentless flirting with groupies, P!nk's predilection for the femmes, and an "open marriage", this match made in tabloid Heaven was doomed to fail.

The marriage of pop singer Pink and her husband of two years, motocross racer and former The Surreal Life star Carey Hart, has ended, the singer's publicist, Michele Schweitzer, tells PEOPLE.

"Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," says Schweitzer, adding, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."

Pink, 28, and Hart, 32, met at the 2001 X Games and broke up for a time in 2003, but the split was well behind them in 2005, when the singer popped the question to her beau as he sped around the track during a competition in Mammoth Lakes, Calif.

They married in January 2006 at a non-denominational ceremony in Costa Rica. Among the 100 guests was Lisa Marie Presley.

In August 2007, amid reports that the marriage was on the rocks, Hart dismissed the stories as "just a bunch of trash talk."


I guess sometimes "trash talk" is the true talk.

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Test Your Oscar Fashion IQ

Think you know your Oscar fashion from years past? Care to put your knowledge to the test?

Click here to take the Oscar Fashion Challenge, and see if your fashion recall stacks up to mine.

Yes, folks, I got a perfect score of 10 out of 10.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008
Eminem Was First Choice for 'Jumper' Role

Random film fact: Eminem was the first choice for the starring role in 'Jumper' that ended up starring Hayden Christensen.

Director Doug Liman had lined up rapper Eminem to star in new movie Jumper - but dropped him at the last minute in favour of Hayden Christensen.

The Lose Yourself hitmaker - whose acting debut came in 2002's 8 Mile - was first choice for the leading role in the science-fiction movie and was even in negotiations when Liman suddenly decided he preferred the Star Wars star.

Liman insists it would have been a very different film if he had given the part to the musician - but was determined to follow his instincts.

He tells MTV.com, "We did have a meeting. We did have conversations with Eminem. The thing is that you're like, 'Oh my God what would the movie have been like?'

"But you have to understand that Nicole Kidman was originally cast in Mr & Mrs Smith and Brad Pitt was originally the lead in Bourne Identity. (Those roles eventually went to Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon.)

"It was one of those things where the studio, with all things being equal, would rather put a bigger name in the movie (and wanted Eminem). At some point, I just put my foot down and said, 'I love Hayden'."

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ScarJo & Natalie Portman at Berlin Premiere


Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman walk the red carpet at the Berlin premiere of their film 'The Other Boleyn Girl'. They decided to share a kiss for photographers, either to distract from Natalie's hideous dress, or from the hideous reviews the film is receiving. You be the judge.

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Charlize Theron & Stuart Townsend

Charlize Theron and boyfrien Stuart Townsend at the 2008 Ireland Music Awards.

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Megan Fox in Jack Magazine





'Transformers' Megan Fox is featured in the February 2008 issue of Jack magazine. Enjoy!

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Friday, February 15, 2008
CGJ Readers Meet A Cursive Memory

Every once in a while when the urge strikes, or new music crosses my path that I can't ignore, I do a little feature here on CGJ to get the word out. In the past I have profiled Eric Hutchenson and Chester French, both bands I ran across on MySpace. Tonight I found a great group called A Cursive Memory, or ACM to their friends.

The band is made up of four guys, Dillan on drums, Shaun on guitar and vocals, Mark on bass and keyboards, and Colin on guitar and vocals. Their sound is alternative pop, similar to A Simple Plan, with a little All American Rejects thrown in, rounded off with some Killers, which happens to be the exact type of sound I personally love.

ACM has already been discovered by MTV, and attracted the attention of M-Music, the music management division of Bunim/Murray Productions (responsible for shows like The Simple Life and MTV's The Real World). The quartet was the first act to sign with the company, and some of their songs soon appeared on various MTV shows like The Real World and The Gauntlet 2. The band is onto their second full-length (which goes on sale this Tuesday 2/19), and has already toured with the likes of Jimmy Eat World and Boys Like Girls.

Today, ACM's music video for their tune "Everything" was showcased on TMZ.com, bringing considerable attention to the mostly unkown band. You can see the video by clicking below, and also visit their MySpace page to hear more of their singles.

A Cursive Memory - EVERYTHING

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Jessica Alba Latina Cover Girl


Jessica Alba: ''I Can't Wait For My Baby to be Brown''

In Latina's March 2008 cover story, Jessica Alba gets personal with Editor-in-Chief Mimi Valdés Ryan and directly responds to the rumors that have resulted in her now-commonly used nickname, "Jessica 'Don't Call Me Latina' Alba." Check out some of her revealing answers below, and don't forget to pick up the full story when the issue hits newsstands on February 19!

On her reluctance to walk the red carpet at Latin events: "I'll support those shows, but I can't go on the press lines and have people make me feel bad about myself. Life is too short. I can't change how I grew up, and I shouldn't have to apologize for it. I know I feel close to the Latin community, because that's what I grew up with."

On claims that she's proud to have cut loose from her Mexican roots: "I never said that. Cut loose from what? What the hell are they talking about? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know?"

On not learning to speak Spanish as a child: "I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn't grow up with it."

On confusing other men for her dad as a kid: "When I was little, I used to go up to black men and hold their legs, thinking it was my dad all the time. I'd wrap my arms around them, then look up and be like, 'Oh my God!'"

On being accepted for who she is in Hollywood: "I was always trying to figure out: How the hell am I going to be mainstream? How are people going to accept me? When are the going to get a clue that I am American, that this is what America looks like--people like me who are mixed, have different blood, mixed with different ethnicities? When are the people who are hiring for these jobs and writing these screenplays going to realize that?"

On what she wants her baby to look like: "I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please!"

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Jimmy Kimmel Strikes Back With Ben Affleck

SURE, Sarah Silverman bragged about sleeping with Matt Damon, but where's the love for Ben Affleck? Last week, Silverman surprised her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, on his show with a music video called "I'm [Bleep]ing Matt Damon," featuring Silverman and the "Bourne Identity" star singing together about their faux affair. Now Kimmel is striking back with a song called "I'm [bleep]ing Ben Affleck." Our source told us the video for this song, set to the theme of "We Are the World," will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

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Swimsuit Shots of the Day: Enrique I. and Anna K.



I have no idea when these pics were taken, but I think everyone can use a little Julio Jr. and Anna Kournikova beach shots in their day. How about you?

CGJ Says: Oops! My bad! This is Enrique Iglesias and not Julio Jr. Obviously I am not a big fan or listener of the latin crooner. Thanks for the catch!

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Thursday, February 14, 2008
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Happy Valentine's Day to all the readers out there! Today is my hubby's and my anniversary. We are doing nothing special. I have a cold, and our little one has one too.

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Avril Lavigne Maxim Cover Preview

Avril Lavigne gets hot on the cover of the March issue of Maxim, which hits newsstands March 19th.

Here's an excerpt from the accompanying interview:

What can we expect from your upcoming world tour?
I’m so excited because with three records under my belt, I have a lot of singles that people are familiar with. This will be a much bigger production than anything I’ve ever done. The color for this album is pink, so I’ll be playing a pink piano, and there’s a pink drum kit and a bunch of dancers. It’s gonna rock.

In your last interview with Maxim, you were all about clubbing and doing Jäger shots. Is that still a typical night out?
I enjoy partying, sure. But I’m really enjoying wine now. I signed up to be on this wine list where they send you stuff that isn´t sold in stores. I´m a wino now. Last night we drank some Opus One.

For more of the sexy photos in the spread, click here.

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'The Hottie and the Nottie' Voted Worst Movie Ever

The Internet Movie Database users voted Paris Hilton's new flick (and we call it that loosely) The worst movie of all time, handily knocking 'Ishtar' and 'Gigli' on their proverbial asses. The take for the film was about $9000, or in other words, $81per screen that it was released on.

No surprises here. You?

This is not the first time that Paris Hilton has entered the list of the bottom 100 films of all time. Four out of the Five films in which she had starring roles are rated in the 60 worst movies of all time. Here is a history of Paris Hilton’s acting career:

Pledge This! (2006) 1.6 Rating with 3,614 votes - #5 Worst Movie of All Time
Bottoms Up (2006) 1.9 Rating with 3,064 votes - #23 Worst of All Time
House of Wax (2005) 5.4 Rating with 19,462 votes
The Hillz (2004) 1.7 Rating with 2,416 votes - #13 Worst of All Time
Nine Lives (2002) 2.3 Rating with 957 votes - #60 Worst of All Time

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Aretha Franklin Should Trademark the Word Queen

Aretha Franklin is a whole lotta woman, and I wouldn't want to have her pissed at me. Ever.

So Aretha comes out of one corner swinging those turkey wattles around and hopping mad about the Grammys because Beyonce introduced her duet partner as the queen. Well everyone in the world knows Aretha is the Queen of Soul, and darn it if Beyonce shouldn't have dissed her ass like that by referring to someone else in the known universe as a queen.

So out of the other corner comes Beyonce's daddy, Matthew, and he's got his fightin' shorts on and everything.

While Beyonce couldn't be reached for comment, her father could, and here's what Matthew Knowles had to say: "Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as a queen. Not queen of gospel, queen of soul, queen of blues, Queen of England. I consider my wife a queen and sometimes call her that. Does Aretha have a problem with that?"

I totally get the difference. Soul. Capitalization versus not. 500 pounds.

Oh God! I think Aretha's coming! Hide me quick!!!

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Katie Price Pimps Her New Book, then Nip Slips

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is out pimping her book "Jordan: Pushed to the Limit", and wearing the GD'est fugly outfit in history ever, and she pops a nipple out when she struck a pose. Accident? I think not. Katie's no idiot. She knows that no one will give her press unless she tosses a lady bit out to the masses once in a while.

Mission accomplished. Oh yeah, click here for the nip slip. We all know that's why you've read this far.

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Bai Ling Arrested for Shoplifting at LAX

Our favorite sometime actress and always wackadoodle Bai Ling, got her bony ass arrested yesterday at Los Angeles International airport, while waiting for a flight.

TMZ has learned that our favorite chicken dancer was arrested at LAX yesterday for allegedly shoplifting two celeb magazines and a pack of batteries from one of the terminal stores! She keeps going and going and going ...

Law enforcement sources tell us Ling walked into the gift shop around 4:30 PM yesterday -- and walked out with the goods; total value around $16. She was placed under citizen's arrest by a shop employee. We're told that a "cooperative but crying" Ling was taken by Airport Police to the station, where she was booked for theft.

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Britney Cleans Up a Bit...For Her


Britney Spears is looking good. I mean comparably to how we've seen her looking of late. Her skin seems to be clearing up, her atrocious weave has shaped up, and obviously having her daddy closing the purse strings has enticed her to clean up her act. She has been hitting the Millenium Dance Complex more often than not, and there are whispers of a European tour in the works to take place very soon.

It looks to me that either her bipolar illness responds to money manipulation, or she's taking her meds on a regular basis.

You be the judge.

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Michelle Williams' Interview in Wonderland

Before Heath Ledger's death, Michelle Williams gave this interview to Wonderland, a UK publication.

On the most extravagant thing she's ever bought: "Probably my house. Is that an extravagance? I used to collect rare books. My prized book is a really beautiful unbound Shakespeare, which never made it to the publishers. I used to buy them to commemorate a job but I haven’t done it in a while. I have a penchant for Victorian jewelery now so I’m always on eBay. I’ve had to cool down because it got out of hand. I was setting my alarm for three in the morning to bid."

On whether or not she uses acting to get attention: "It’s a generalization but actors are either extroverts or introverts, it’s true. I’ve been thinking a lot recently about why I act because I think of myself as more of an introvert. I embarrass easily. I have such problems with people looking at me. So I think, ‘Why do I do this to myself? Why do I do something so public?’ But I never expected it to be this public. It does seem like a funny choice for somebody who doesn’t really like attention."

On Katie Holmes' wedding: "Everybody wants to know that. No, I didn’t go because I was working on The Tourist. To be honest, we’re not really in touch."

On being a workaholic: "Sometimes I wonder but I’m very happy at home just reading a book or pottering about. I love domestic life. I’m really my mother’s daughter. I like needlepoint, folding laundry and baking bread. I can be happy doing that stuff for a long time. But right now the work is so good and the opportunities are so remarkable - they’re what I’ve always hoped for - that it’s hard to pass up. You always wonder how long the good roles will keep coming."

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Jane Fonda Unleashes "C" Word on Network TV

Jane Fonda goes on the Today Show, right? And as she's sitting there yapping about stuff, and she's talking about how she was asked to do a certain bit for 'The Vagina Monologues'. Jane's just talking away, and out of her mouth comes the word c**t, like it's part of her everyday language.

That Jane. She's a good old c**t.

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'Ugly Betty' is a Doll


'Ugly Betty' is a doll. No, really. America Ferrera's character, Betty, has been made into a doll.

Made by Madame Alexander, it is a perfect representation of the America Ferrera character. But they aren’t available just yet. The doll will be offered in both 8 and 18 inch versions and will be available starting in May.

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Celebs at the Fendi Fur Celebration



Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, and Rose McGowan at the Fendi Celebration.

Photo source: Teddy and Moo

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The Fates of Your Favorite Shows
Here's the rundown, according to TVGuide's Michael Ausiello. (Keep in mind - a lot of this could change at the drop of a hat. It's all tentative)


24
Expected to return this fall or January '09.

30 Rock
Expected to shoot 5 to 10 new episodes to air in April/May.

Back to You
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Future TBD.

Bionic Woman
No new episodes expected. Ever.

Big Love
Expected to go into production on Season 3 in March. Airdate info is TBD.

Bones
Four pre-strike episodes left. Unclear whether additional episodes will be produced for this season.

Brothers & Sisters
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Chuck
No new episodes until fall.

Criminal Minds
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.

CSI
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.

CSI: Miami
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.

CSI: NY
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Desperate Housewives
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Dirty Sexy Money
No new episodes planned until fall; three remaining pre-strike episodes will undergo some tweaking and kick off fall run.

ER
TBD.

Everybody Hates Chris
Twelve pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.

Friday Night Lights
No new episodes expected for this season. Future TBD.

Gossip Girl
Expected to shoot up to 9 new episodes to air in April/May/June.

Grey's Anatomy
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Heroes
TBD.

House
Expected to shoot 4 to 6 new episodes to air in April/May.

How I Met Your Mother
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Jericho
Seven episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.

Las Vegas
Three pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.

Law & Order: SVU
TBD.

Life
No new episodes expected until fall.

Life Is Wild
No new episodes expected. Ever.

Lost
Six pre-strike episodes remain. Six additional episodes could air this season.

Medium
Six pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.

Men in Trees
Eleven pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.

Moonlight
No new episodes expected until fall.

My Name Is Earl
Expected to shoot 8 to 10 new episodes to air in April/May.

NCIS
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes, only three of which may air this season.

The New Adventures of Old Christine
Seven pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.

Numbers
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes, only three of which may air this season.

October Road
Three pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

The Office
Expected to shoot 5 to 10 new episodes to air in April/May.

One Tree Hill
Six pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Prison Break
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Private Practice
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.

Pushing Daisies
No new episodes until fall.

Reaper
Three pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Samantha Who?
Three remaining pre-strike episodes could be held until fall (see Dirty Sexy Money).

Scrubs
Four pre-strike episodes remain. Four additional episodes will likely be shot; unclear whether they'll air on NBC or go straight to DVD.

Smallville
Four pre-strike episodes remain. Expected to shoot 3 to 5 additional episodes to air in April/May.

Supernatural
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Expected to shoot 3 to 5 additional episodes to air in April/May.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Five pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.

Two and a Half Men
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.

Ugly Betty
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.

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Paula Abdul Catches Fan Taking Pics of Her Peeing

Poor Paula Abdul was shocked to discover an adoring fan photographing her over a toilet cubicle partition. Paula revealed:

"I was mortified, and she didn't think there was anything wrong with it. I honestly was weirded out by that and she was so nervous that she thought I wouldn't even notice.

And I was like, 'No, no, that's not cool.' I said to her, 'A real good tip, don't do that to anyone else.'"

The avid fan is probably selling the money shots to a photo agency right now!

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Nicole Kidman Signs on for Spy Flick


Remember the huge Bush Administration scandal where the cover of a CIA Spy was blown in a Washington Post column? I’m sure you do. Her name was Valerie Plame. Turns out the topic was a hot story to be told for all the producer’s in Hollywood with money signs in their eyes. Especially those producers at Warner Brothers.

MTV reports Nicole Kidman has signed on to play the outed spy in a new film from director Doug Liman. Mr. Liman is responsible for the birth of everyone’s favorite amnesiac, globe-trotting Spy in The Bourne Identity. The film will follow the lives of Plame and her husband, Ambassador Joseph Wilson who were dragged into the heated WMD debacle after he wrote a critical article in the New York Times tying the countries entry into Iraq with the false fear of harboring WMD’s.

“I have a really, really insane take on how to tell it. It’s so outrageous,” says Liman. ”Ultimately, I’d be doing something no one has ever done before. Therefore it’s automatically appealing to me. I’m just starting to explore whether what I have in mind is even possible to do.”

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Susan Lucci Immortalized in Wax

'All My Children' soap queen Susan Lucci got her very own wax likeness at Madame Tussaud's museum. This is definitely one of the better wax images I have seen. Usually they don't really look like the person much at all. Possibly the more frozen your face is in real life, the closer they can replicate it in wax, and since Lucci seems to have used up a good portion of the world's supply of Botox, well.....there you go.

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Kim Kar"tush"ian the New Face of Bongo



Kim "The Tush" Kardashian has been tapped as the new face of Bongo clothing. These are some of her upcoming ads. It looks to me like they actually Photoshopped some of her ass out of the pictures. It's not nearly as big as some of the candids I have seen of her.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
SMJ Overdoes the Eyeshadow a Touch

I initially was a little stuck on the fact that my fave, Sarah Michelle Gellar, used an compact of eye shadow for each eye before attending the Vaseline Skin is Amazing event, and then I got slightly distracted by the cleavage.

Girl, cover up, for pete's sake!

Aside from all that, SMJ can still do no wrong, and the total look is still beautiful, in my opinion.

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Xtina and Max Pose for People

Christina Aguilera poses with new son Max on the cover of People magazine.

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Series Cancellations as Result of Writers' Strike Ending
Now that the writer's strike is officially over, and networks have future grist for the series mill to look forward to, many TV shows are feeling the sting of the chopping block.

The ones we know about so far are:

ABC
Women’s Murder Club
Carpoolers
Big Shots
Notes from the Underbelly
Cavemen
Cashmere Mafia

NBC
Friday Night Lights
Bionic Woman
Life
Las Vegas
Lipstick Jungle

CBS
Moonlight
Cane

THE CW
Reaper
Life is Wild
The Game

Girlfriends (according to sources, Monday night's episode was the show's last)

Most of those shows I never watched, or really got into, but I will miss 'Big Shots' and 'Notes From the Underbelly'. 'Notes' is really wicked funny, but apparently just didn't develop the following it needed to keep going.
 
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Family Ties Reunion

Most of the cast of 'Family Ties' got together for a speaking engagement at the Paley Center for Media, and all I could think about was why Michael J. Fox looks so bad.

Har, har. Please stop yourselves from sending me all the nasty emails. I know that isn't MJF. It's actually series writer/producer Gary David Goldberg.

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Heidi Montag Planning Her Next Music Video

A Heidi Montag music video is nothing if not a conversation starter. Remember the flurry of criticism surrounding the clip for her single “Higher?” (You know, the one that showed her chasing seagulls and writhing around in the surf in a pink bikini.) Well, the Hills star is planning another video, one that will “blow people’s minds very soon,” Montag’s former fiancé (and sometimes director) Spencer Pratt told PEOPLE at a pre-Valentine’s Day celebration for the video game “EA’s Burnout Paradise.” Promising that the video will be out “within the month,” Pratt says the new project will be more conceptual but still “very simple, [and] very entertaining, just like the last one.”

Montag told PEOPLE she’s been eagerly plugging away at her musical career, working in the studio “every night for about two months.” But don’t expect everything to sound like the synth-heavy “Higher.”

“It’s all different,” Montag explained. “There’s some edgier stuff, they’re some fun dance tracks — it’s everything. It’s definitely going to be different than what everyone suspects.”

Citing artists like Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera and, yes, the Beatles as influences, Montag explained her inspirations simply, saying, “I feel like all artists inspire music in one way or another.”

Apart from singing, Montag is hard at work on another project that could start a brand new conflict with her Hills rival and budding designer Lauren Conrad. And this catfight may play out on a catwalk. That’s right, Montag is also working on a clothing line called Heidi Wood by Anchor Blue, set for release in late February or March. “That’s my spring collection,” she said. “I’m very excited about it.”

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Jackie Chan Promotes Olympic Equestrian Events


Jackie Chan saddled up for a video to promote the Beijing Olympics' equestrian event.

In the 30-second video, the 53-year-old "Rush Hour" star urges audiences to visit his hometown of Hong Kong to watch the event and introduces various local tourist sites, Mayee Tang, a spokeswoman for the Hong Kong Tourism Board, which is producing the video, said Wednesday.

Chan recorded the dialogue in both English and Mandarin Chinese, and the video was to be aired in mainland China and foreign markets, Tang said.

Photos posted on Chan's official Web site show the action star sitting on a horse, resplendent in riding gear, including a black helmet, black suit jacket, white tie and black boots.

Chan's video, shot Monday, highlights efforts to promote one of the Olympics' more low-profile events.

A rash of equine diseases and substandard quarantine procedures in China forced Beijing to hand the equestrian events to Hong Kong, which has a well-established racing circuit but few facilities for dressage and show-jumping events.

The Hong Kong Jockey Club, which controls horse racing in the former British colony, has spent about $100 million on upgrading existing venues and building new ones for the Olympic equestrian competition, which will take place Aug. 9 to Aug. 20.

To watch a short film of Chan shooting the video, click here.

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Brooke Shields Gives Mom the Cold Shoulder

Brooke Shields has banned her elderly mother from seeing her children after a bitter bust-up. Teri Shields, 74, claims the actress turned her back on her two years ago (06) after she accidentally left four-year-old grandson Rowan unsupervised while babysitting. She also accuses her son-in-law Chris Henchy of having a "svengali-like" influence over the star and turning her against Teri. Brooke's mum tells the National Enquirer, "I don't see Brooke or my granddaughters much. I wish I could see Brooke, but all she does is work. They were here over Christmas, dropped off some packages and then were gone. "I'm always disappointed in her, like the times she snaps: 'What do you ever do for me?' That's what her husband tells her to say. "I preferred Brooke's first husband Andre Agassi over Chris. Brooke goes along with whatever he says - that's the kind of influence he has over her."

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Courteney Cox Gets Steamy for 'Dirt'



Courteney Cox gets ready for the second season of her gossipy paparazzi pit show, 'Dirt' (of which I am a big fan, don't get me wrong), by posing for some hot publicity photos.

The 43-year-old mother of one says her character Lucy Spiller came as a welcome change, saying: "I was on Friends for 10 years and (Monica) was a very high-energy, obsessive-compulsive character.

"To play someone who is a lot more solid and less emotional was something that was fun and challenging.

"It's more challenging to find ways to make her, you know, keep her the person you love to hate."

The second series hits FX television screens in March.

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Parker and Morgan Get Engaged

'Weeds' co-stars Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are engaged.

Congrats, you two crazy kids!

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'Gossip Girl's Blair is On the Loose

Page Six reports:

WATCH out, Hollywood, a new party girl has hit town. At People magazine's pre-Grammy bash at LA club Avalon the other night, "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meister was darting in and out of the place surrounded by a cloud of "funny-smelling smoke". Page Six spotted the raven- haired starlet on the arm of a mystery man throughout the evening who at one point lifted her up, along with her dress, giving guests a peek at her panties.

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Natalie Portman Debuts Vegan Shoe Line

Sprightly Natalie Portman debuted her line of upscale vegan shoes at Te Casan in SoHo Tuesday night, and to gauge by gushing potential customers and fashion-forward supporters like Paper magazine's Mickey Boardman, the line appears to be a tremendous success. Even if the women enjoying the preview didn't quite know how to express it.

"They look wearable, right?" a woman said cryptically while slipping her French-manicured toes into a pair. Nearby, beside a neatly designed display, a woman from W magazine noted, "I'm psyched. I've been looking for vegan shoes as well." Another woman, clutching a full glass of red wine, commented, "They look like people could walk in them." Mission, we say, accomplished?

The shoes range in price from $185-325, and 5% of shoe profits from her line will go towards charity. Check out the line at tecasan.com.

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Jamie Lynn Wants a Double Wide Trailer

She's just 16, but Jamie Lynn Spears already has a reputation for hard drinking in her hometown, Star reveals in its new issue.

And the pregnant teen has accepted she may never return to her glam life in Hollywood. Instead she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge have decided to keep the baby -- and even buy a double-wide trailer to start their lives together.

Star has also learned the Zoey 101 star has often cheated on Casey, the 18-year-old she has identified as the father of her child. "I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with -- or the last," says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. "There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent."

Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. "Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that."

Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"

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Britney Married Paparazzi Boyfriend?

Britney Spears reportedly 'married' Adnan Ghalib, her snap photog boyfriend, several weeks ago when they ran off to Mexico together - but was the so-called marrriage legal?

No! Britney Spears and her paparazzi boyfrend Adnan Ghalib may have tried to tie the knot - but even if they had - they're marriage is NOT legal!

So when and where did they supposedly get married? According to Splash, a source tells Star Magazine: “While in Mexico, they went through a quickie marriage ceremony. When Britney recently accused her mother of ’sleeping with my husband’, it wasn’t Kevin she was talking about - it was Adnan!”

I thought she said "boyfriend", not "husband"! Well, either way, the source also said: “When Britney got out of hospital that first time Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that he was the only one who could protect her. [Now] he is promising her that they’d get married again once his divorce is final.”

“In all my years, I’ve never seen as big a dirtbag as this guy. I can’t believe how he has taken advantage of this woman when she was in such a fragile state. She is delusional, and he has fed off that.”

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Josh Hartnett + Rumer Willis = ????


The National Enquirer is reporting that Josh Hartnett was seen "getting cozy" with celebutard, Rumer Willis, at The Beatrice Inn in NY over the weekend.

"Josh and Rumer were hanging out all night. They definitely seemed to be getting pretty cozy!"

If this is true, than I just lost what little respect for Josh Hartnett I ever had. If Rumer Willis is the best he can do, then the end of the world really is near.

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Kate Hudson is the Spittin' Image of Mom Goldie

Kate Hudson has more than just a passing resemblance to her mom, Goldie Hawn, especially since she got the exact same haircut as mom.

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Celeb Kitchen Tours: Gabrielle Reece

Tour Gabrielle Reece's Kitchen and see what pro-athletes eat, learn to make a fast, fit breakfast, and cook dinner with Gabby.

For more celebrity kitchens, click here, and browse the video menu to watch.

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Angelina's Joy Is Jen's Pain

“It's been three years since they split," one pal of Jen Aniston reveals to OK! about the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt. "But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic.”

And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad, and the woman he left her for, Angelina Jolie, will all take part in hosting a charity event at the Beverly Hills Hotel, the tension in the room will most certainly be palpable.

Sources tell OK! the former Friends star is now gearing up for the moment she'll have to say hello to Angelina, or as she chooses to put it, "that person who ruined my life."

Making the matter more stressful for Jen, who turned 39 on Feb. 11, is that she's being constantly bombarded with images of a glowing, pregnant Angelina. “Jen is desperate for kids,” says a source. “She can feel her biological clock ticking and must be scared that she’s left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would be different.”


For the full story on Jen, Angelina and Brad, pick up the new OK! — on stands everywhere Thursday

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Keira Knightley: Elle Style Awards
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Keira Knightley poses with her award at the Elle Style Awards.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Fergie Rumored to be Pregnant

Fergie and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, are moving up their wedding date because the "Glamorous" songbird is pregnant, according to gossips at Clive Davis' pre-Grammys bash at the Beverly Hilton.

"She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious," one insider said. "At Clive's, she just drank water."

Previously, Fergie had just been quoted that she wouldn't partake of the hush hush pregnancy games that seem to be so popular amongst celebrities. She insists that if she were pregnant she would come right out and tell the whole world immediately.

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Paris Hilton's Baby Brother Arrested for DUI

Paris Hilton's 18-year-old little brother, Barron, was arrested this morning in Malibu on DUI charges.

TMZ reports that Barron was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger , not one of his sisters, when he was pulled according to police. Currently, he is in the process of being booked at the same place Mel Gibson was, Lost Hills Sheriff's station.

Barron's older sister, Paris, served 23 days last June for DUI charges.

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Jay-Z Keeps on Dissin' Rihanna


Want more scoop on Jay-Z and Rihanna's shenanigan's after the Grammys? Read on!

Rihanna got into a fender-bender outside Universal's party, where another driver rammed her vehicle. The scrape didn't stop the Grammy winner from heading to Entertainment Weekly's party for Island/Def Jam chief L.A. Reid. As soon as she walked in, Rihanna made a beeline for Chris Brown, the boyfriend she's been trying to keep under wraps. "They were touching and whispering in each other's ears," says our spy. "Then Jay-Z and Beyoncé walked in. Jay was saying hello to everybody except them. Rihanna seemed upset. She walked over to his table and looked like she was reading him the riot act. A few minutes later, she and Chris left together in her car." Jay and Rihanna have both denied rumors of a past fling, and he and Beyoncé did invite Rihanna to an intimate dinner they threw Thursday.


For more on the Jay-Z/Beyonce/Rihanna drama, click here.

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Ali Larter in Shape Magazine

Ali shares her tips for staying sexy & strong with Shape.

Larter opens up about taking chances, her secret trick for controlling high-calorie splurges, and the one healthy habit she’ll never, ever give up.

Make exercise a top priority—no excuses!

“Working out has always been a part of my life,” says Ali, who grew up playing sports like softball and soccer. “Now that I’m in my 30s, it’s become even more important for me to take care of myself.” A dedicated runner, Ali takes advantage of the near-perfect Los Angeles weather with 25-minute morning jogs three or four times a week through the Hollywood Hills. “This is nonnegotiable,” she says of her two- to three-mile run. “I don’t think about it, I just do it. I never, ever miss my workout. Never!”

Indulge your senses…sensibly

Because she’s so active, Ali has always been at a healthy weight. But she also credits moderation for her slim figure. “One night, I splurge and have pasta and champagne and finish with a chocolate soufflé. The next, it’s a salad for dinner and frozen yogurt for dessert,” she says. Generally, Ali sticks to an all-organic diet consisting of cereal, like muesli, with vanilla soy milk for breakfast and a grilled chicken salad for lunch. “I love to cook my own dinners,” says Ali. “But I rarely eat carbs at night because I tend to put on pounds when I do. So I just make a sauce, like a thick lamb ragout, skip the bread and pasta, and add a salad.”

This issue of Shape hits newsstands today.

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Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson in W Magazine

Photo Credit: Steven Klein


SCARLETT JOHANSSON

“I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean that I don’t practice monogamy in my own life—of course I do! I’m not going to be in some tarty relationship. But I stick by what I said. I remember another time, I said I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and again that got spun as me being promiscuous. But I was single at the time, and I think it’s important to do that!”

ON HATING GOSSIP MAGAZINES…“You’re never going to find me at the Ivy. I don’t care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines—I think they’re hideous and the downfall of society.”

ON SUPPORTING BARACK OBAMA…“I will continue stumping for Obama until he’s elected. The past eight years have been painful for a lot of people. We’re in a state of emergency.”

NATALIE PORTMAN

ON MONOGAMY…“I’m into monogamy. But I’m not really into marriage right now. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they’re foreign or share my health care benefits because I’m straight—but if you’re gay, you can’t have that?”

ON BEING IMPRESSED BY HILLARY CLINTON WHEN SHE MET HER BEFORE THE SENATE…“I met with about 10 representatives that day and Hillary was by far the sharpest. Did you read Gloria Steinem’s op-ed piece? Hillary’s just so experienced.”

ON BEING STEREOTYPED A “GOOD GIRL” WHEREAS JOHANSSON IS STEREOTYPED A “HARLOT”…. “I get branded a lot as a good girl. I’m, like, the prude, and you’re more sexy...”

ON HER PUBLIC PROFILE…“The only thing that’s a little bit annoying, is I feel that I come off kind of boring sometimes.”

The March issue of W hits newsstands on March 26th. For more of the interview, click here.

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Catherine Zeta Jones Strips Down For Houdini


Catherine Zeta Jones puts the goods on display in scenes from her upcoming film 'Death Defying Acts', which co-stars Guy Pearce. Jones plays a psychic who has an affair with the magician, Harry Houdini. The film is set in the 1920's.

Catherine says she works hard to stay in shape, and has had to give up her biggest weakness: bread.

While in the past she was a "bread girl... I love bread," but now, "I'm just working out and not chomping down what I usually chomp down."

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Sneak Peek at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Marisa Miller graces the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The Issue also features a pictorial of athlete's wives, NFL cheerleaders, and Nascar driver Danica Patrick.

To see lots more of the hot photos you'll see inside the issue, click here, here, and here.

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Monday, February 11, 2008
Beyonce and Aretha: Same Stylist?


I'm just sayin'.

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Sara Michelle Gellar Photoshoot




Sara Michelle Gellar at a Robert Todd Williamson photoshoot. She looks spectacular here, but I love her and think she always looks great.

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Natalie Cole Critiques Winehouse Grammy Nods

Natalie Cole blasted The Grammys for giving multiple awards to Amy "Wino" Winehouse:

“I'm going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse]. I think she has a great talent, but I don't agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards. It's a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn't have a grasp of what she has. I've been in this business over 25 years and I sacrificed five years of my own life on drugs and almost lost my life because of it. So I take great offence to almost see someone getting glory out of being in the position that they're in – she needs to get her life together and embrace her craft, she will lose it if she doesn't get it together.”

- Natalie Cole

Wino accepted 5 awards via satellite, and performed a two song set.

Source: Perez Hilton

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Rachel Bilson in Lucky Magazine



Rachel Bilson is pretty in purple in the March 2008 issue of Lucky Magazine.

She’s currently on a promo tour for her upcoming flick Jumper (in wide release on Valentine’s Day) with hottie Hayden Christensen and the adorable 26-year-old star is proving to be one of the most stylish ladies in Hollywood.

On her role in Jumper impacting her style: “I had to surrender control and let go of a lot of fears; it had a big impact on my life. I’ve noticed even with clothes, I’m more experimental and trying to take risks, but still feel like myself. I’m constantly evolving, figuring out what works in my wardrobe. My favorite thing about fashion is creative expression and keeping everything a little unexpected.”

On moving past her role as Summer on The O.C.: “I’m definitely grateful for my role as Summer, but I must admit that I’m looking forward to becoming more than Summer. I’m also super excited to finally play a character who is my real age.”

Rachel showed up for the New York photo shoot wearing an adorably cool outfit of vintage boots, a raglan-sleeved Heart (the band) tee, and chic high-waisted sailor pants with so many buttons that she asked if she could leave them half open during our interview. (“I love these so much, but they’re such a pain to get in and out of,” she explained.)

This issue of Rachel Bilson in Lucky hits newsstands tomorrow!


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Tom and Katie at the LACMA Event


Katie Holmes looks amazing, and hubby Tom Cruise looks....short, at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening over the weekend. Other attendees were Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie.

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The Afflecks Are Too Cute!


Ben and Violet play with a kitten, and then Ben and Jen engage in some PDA. Who says these two are on the verge of a break up? Say it isn't so!

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Posh Rocks the Winter White Look

I've never been a big fan of The Posh, but she happens to be wearing one of my favorite looks, one whcih I have been known to sport on more than one occasion. The winter white from head to toe, accented by a big red bag, is simple and elegant, and packs a wallop of a fashion statement.

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P!nk Can Still Whup Your Ass

You can put a cute little dress on the girl, but P!nk will still look like she can beat the stuffing out of you if you look at her wrong.

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Brooke Hogan Gets Special Grammy Mention...From Me


I'm pretty sure Brooke Hogan has been reading my blog, and decided to finally take my repeated admonitions (translation: begging) to hire a stylist. She looks much better at the Grammys than we have seen her look, well, ever. Gone are the 3 sizes too small, and exceedingly tacky outfits, and in their place is a class(ier) dress, not too over the top makeup, darker hair, lightened up spray tan, and all around more normal look. Now if she can just get a dress one size larger, and tone down her makeup just a bit more, she'll be presentable on a regular basis.

Baby steps, girl!

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Oompa Loompa of the Day: Elliott Mintz


Publicist Elliott Mintz attended his client Paris Hilton's pre-birthday bash, rocking a fresh fluorescent orange spray tan and silver lamé jacket.

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Kelis Pimps Nas' New CD on Red Carpet

Kelis did what she set out to do when she put on her totally inappropriate jacket, with the totally inappropriate lettering on it, and waltzed down the red carpet at the Grammys. She created buzz for her boyfriend's inappropriately named CD.

Inappropriate all around.

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The BAFTA's Red Carpet
BAFTA (British Academy of Film and Television Arts) Red Carpet photos:


Myleene Klass


Naomie Harris


Orlando Bloom


Sienna Miller


Thandie Newton


Kate Hudson


Keira Knightley


Marion Cotillard


Eva Green


James McAvoy


Jessica Biel


Daniel Day Lewis


Daniel Radcliffe


Emily Blunt

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2008 Grammy Winners

Winners in the major categories:

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
River: The Joni Letters, Herbie Hancock

RECORD OF THE YEAR
‘’Rehab,'’ Amy Winehouse

SONG OF THE YEAR
‘’Rehab,'’ Amy Winehouse, songwriter (Amy Winehouse)

NEW ARTIST
Amy Winehouse

RAP ALBUM
Graduation, Kanye West

ROCK ALBUM
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace, Foo Fighters

ALTERNATIVE MUSIC ALBUM
Icky Thump, The White Stripes

POP VOCAL ALBUM
Back to Black, Amy Winehouse

COUNTRY ALBUM
These Days, Vince Gill

R&B ALBUM
Funk This, Chaka Khan

CONTEMPORARY R&B ALBUM
Because Of You, Ne-Yo

FEMALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’Rehab,'’ Amy Winehouse

MALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’What Goes Around…Comes Around,'’ Justin Timberlake

POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCAL
‘’Makes Me Wonder,'’ Maroon 5

SOLO ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’Radio Nowhere,'’ Bruce Springsteen

ROCK PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCAL
‘’Icky Thump,'’ The White Stripes

HARD ROCK PERFORMANCE
‘’The Pretender,'’ Foo Fighters

ROCK SONG
‘’Radio Nowhere,'’ Bruce Springsteen, songwriter (Bruce Springsteen)

FEMALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’No One,'’ Alicia Keys

MALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’Future Baby Mama,'’ Prince

R&B PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
‘’Disrespectful,'’ Chaka Khan Featuring Mary J. Blige

R&B SONG
‘’No One,'’ Alicia Keys

RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE
‘’Stronger,'’ Kanye West

RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION
‘’Umbrella,'’ Rihanna featuring Jay-Z

RAP PEFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP
‘’Southside,'’ Common Featuring Kanye West

RAP SONG
‘’Good Life,'’ Kanye West Featuring T-Pain

FEMALE COUNTRY VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’Before He Cheats,'’ Carrie Underwood

MALE COUNTRY VOCAL PERFORMANCE
‘’Stupid Boy,'’ Keith Urban

COUNTRY PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
‘’How Long,'’ Eagles

COUNTRY SONG
‘’Before He Cheats,'’ Carrie Underwood

BEST COMPILATION SOUNDTRACK ALBUM FOR MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA
Love, the Beatles (George Martin and Giles Martin, producers

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Actor Roy Scheider Dies, Age 76

76 year old actor Roy Scheider passed away yesterday in Little Rock, Arkansas at the UAMS Medical Center. No cause of death was given.

Scheider was best known as the Amity Chief of Police in 'Jaws' and 'Jaws 2' from the 1970's, but his long career started way back in 1956 as a soap actor on 'The Edge of Night'. Since his start, he had added more than 85 acting credits to his resume, including two films that had completed production and are due to be released this year. He was also an accomplished musician, producer, and voice over artist.

Scheider is survived by his wife of 19 years, and three children.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008
The Grammys Red Carpet

Toccara


Rihanna & Janet Jackson


Roselyn Sanchez


Taylor Swift


Natalie Cole


Paramore


Plain White T's & Delilah DiCrescenzo


Joey Fatone & Lisa Rinna


Mika


Miley Cyrus


Fergie


Nelly Furtado


Heather Schmid


DeeDee Bridgewater


Fatith Hill


Fantasia Barrino


Carrie Underwood


Corrine Bailey Rae


Cyndi Lauper


Natasha Bedingfield


Beyonce


Brad Paisley & Kimberly Williams


Akon


Alicia Keys


Bai Ling

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Fergie Upskirt in Concert

Folks, get out those leaded blast goggles, because Fergie has given us yet another upskirt shot while on stage. Thank the Lord she's wearing panties, but still....TMI.

For more Fergie hijinks in concert photos, click here.

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Jessica Alba Cleans Up Nicely

Jessica Alba thrills in frills at the Scientific and Technical Academy Awards Ceremony.

This dress could have been a disaster, looking quite similar to a tiered wedding cake, but on Jessica it really works. I love this whole look on her.

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The Britwreck Lands at Millenium Dance Studio

Britney got her hair done (can you tell?), put on her best duds, lit up a ciggie, and hit the dance studio. I think she would have been better off staying put in the loony bin.

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Saturday, February 9, 2008
Crackhead Pete and Wino Get Jacked Up

I'm not sure how old this animation of Amy "Wino" Winehouse and "Crackhead Pete" Doherty is, but I thought it was too funny. It shows what a great influence her good friend is on her. I hope she stays the h*** away from him, if she wants to get sober.

Thanks Gossip Fix.

Note: If the picture isn't moving, click on it.

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Miley Cyrus Gets a New Look

What do we think of Destiny Hope Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana's new, more grown up look?

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posted by Eeyore at 11:18 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Kelly Rowland's Newest Assets


It was just pointed out to me, by one of my ever observant readers, that Kelly Rowland has spent some of her hard earned cash on plastic surgery. The first picture was taken back in August, where she quite obviously is flat as a proverbial pancake. The second picture made the rounds on the internet this week, and Kelly is quite obviously enhanced.

I guess I just never paid enough attention to her to even notice the new funbags. I had also just run a photo of Kelly last week with hairy armpits, and still never noticed the boobies.

Other girls I notice the new boobies. Kelly, not so much.

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Friday, February 8, 2008
Corey Haim is Ready for Work, Folks

Former teen star, and one of "The Corey's", Corey Haim, took out a full page ad in Variety yesterday proclaiming that he is ready, willing and able to get back to work.

It seems to me that that is what a manager and/or an agent is supposed to be for. You know, finding an actor some work. Does Corey Haim even have one or either if those? Would you hire him, knowing all of his "former" troubles? Does anyone even care to see Corey back on any screen?

Haim has been so desperate for money that in the past he has stooped to trying to sell his hair and a tooth on Ebay. I have no idea if there were any takers on those priceless items.

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Ali Larter.......

I think the headline pretty much says it all. I actually was struck speechless when I saw this photo of Ali Larter taken during Fashion Week in NY.

So many conflicting feelings here. Such a mixture of love, hate, and then a little profound respect for her audacity and Devil may care attitude.

On one hand this outfit is so ridiculously inappropriate, and yet....it's so cool. Ali takes the high waisted trend, combines it with the skinny pants trend, throws in the wearing-white-after-Labor-Day trend, and then throws in a curveball with the 1980's belly shirt. Plus she's got such a fantastic body that just begs to be shown off in just such an outfit.

What do you all think?

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Kate Hudson's CGI Boobs for Movie Poster


Kate Hudson is laughing about how the studio decided to digitally enhance her breasts for the movie poster for 'Fool's Gold'. In the second photo you can see her actual breasts, which are currently flat as a pancake. I think they fit her body and personality perfectly, and I hope she never goes under the knife to fluff 'em up.

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Nicole's Itty Bitty Baby Bump

Nicole Kidman keeps up her workout schedule, and shows off her tiny baby bump in spandex at the same time.

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Jesse Metcalfe Smackdown

For many of us, our dreams came true this morning. Footage of actor, and current celebutard, Jesse Metcalfe getting his ass kicked is all over the internet. Woohoo!

Former Desperate Housewives hottie Jesse Metcalfe got into a bar brawl at LA hot spot Boulevard 3 last night. Apparently a beefy, hotheaded pal of actress-designer Taryn Manning didn't like Jesse cozying up to Taryn, and took things outside, where he punched Jesse in the face with a surprise right hook, sending him tumbling onto the grass.

Click here to see how it (he) went down.

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A Look Back at Britney's Career
With the release of the Rolling Stone magazine expose on Britney Spears downfall, I thought it would be fun to have a peek back at our Miss Brit from back in the days when she was still the world's biggest sex symbol. Remember when? Yeah, I barely remember it either. Have a ball, y'all!



















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Thursday, February 7, 2008
US Embassy Denies Winehouse Visa

Hot mess Amy Winehouse has been lobbying the US embassy to approve her visa request so she can attend the upcoming Grammy Awards. Alas, it is not to be. The visa was denied, and Amy's reps issued the following statement:

After the decision came down, her publicist issued the following statement: "Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery."

Winehouse was asked to perform at the show, and is also up for six different awards, including Album of the Year, Song of the Year and Best New Artist.

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The Donald Goes Orange and Blonde


For years people around the world have been bitching at Donald Trump to update his look. Well, he did. Bloggers bitch no more, because we unveil the new and improved, blonder, orangier Donald. The Donald appeared at Fashion Week with this Oompa Loompa inspired, trashtastic look.

WTF was he thinking here? "I think I'll go bleach blonde, and spray tan the living s**t outta myself. I haven't gotten any press lately, so I'll give 'em something to talk about."

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Dita von Teese Thrills at a UNICEF Event

I love Dita von Teese, especially when she appears looking slightly less cadaverous, and a little more live than usual. I heart her outfit too.

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Madonna Looks Fresh as a Daisy


After appearing in public recently sporting facial bruising, sunglasses, and lots of dark roots, Madonna showed up at her "Raising Malawi" gala, looking well rested and many years younger.

The gala was a $2500 a head affair, which raised $3.7 million, and was attended by the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Drew Barrymore, Gwen Stefani, and Salma Hayek, and was hosted by Chris Rock.

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TomKat and SkelePez Hang Out

"All hail twins of Xenu! All hail twins of Xenu!"

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Fuggy Fergie Arrives at the Today Show

No, Fergie, they really don't make sunglasses large enough, or dark enough, to hide your face and stoner eyes. Next time try a motorcycle helmet for better coverage.

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Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Heather Graham

I think Heather Graham must have been in some horrible freak accident, and as you can see by her pose, her head is just barely hanging on by a thread. Right after the accident she was then mugged by a gaggle of hookers who forced her to trade clothes with them, and then they took off with her pricey designer duds, leaving her to stand on the corner panhandling for cabfare to get home. Poor girl.

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'Terminator' Star Comments on Hayden and Milo


Thomas Dekker, currently starring on 'The Sarah Connor Chronicles', had this to say about his former 'Heroes' co-stars, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, dating:

“I think it’s gross, to be perfectly honest,” Thomas Dekker — who played Claire’s best friend, Zach during season one of Heroes — tells Life & Style magazine. “It’s kind of like if I were dating a 12-year-old,” the 20-year-old adds.

Not content with just calling the coupling “gross,” the Sarah Connor Chronicles star also says that he can’t even comprehend how the co-stars make it work. “I’m definitely surprised they’re together. For me, it would be a struggle to be with someone in such a different age range,” he says.

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Rolling Stone on Britney Spears: American Tragedy

Rolling Stone magazine is publishing an article that promises to blow the lid off all of Britney Spears greatest secrets, from her rumored breast implants, to why she and Justin Timberlake really broke up.

• As a teen, the singer’s mother, Lynne, allowed her to get breast implants. But after going under the knife, “she regretted the implants, particularly because her chest was still growing,” a friend says. “When her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed.” But Spears kept the surgery a secret. Adds the friend, “When other girls did their boobs [they admitted it] and moved on, but Britney was brought up to lie about herself.”

• The singer never bonded with her father Jamie, mostly because of his heavy drinking. “It was upsetting for Britney Spears to be around her dad,” a pal tells Rolling Stone. “He came backstage one night, and he was wasted. She was devastated. Britney would tell friends that her father was emotionally abusive.”

• When Britney was just beginning her career in the 1990s, she was bribed to work around the clock. “If she didn’t want to come out of the trailer, the label would come to me saying, ‘Please talk to Britney, make sure she performs, and we’ll take you on a shopping spree,’” a close friend says. Adds her former driver: “We would wake Britney up at 6 a.m., and she’d work on a video for three or four days straight for 20 hours a day.”

• Throughout her career, she lobbied “ to appear sluttier,” the magazine claims, to appear more mature. (As a kid, her parents let her walk around the house naked, Rolling Stone reports.) “Every girl in America was wearing crop tops and booty shorts, and Britney felt like she was being held back,” says a friend. “She would joke about wanting to do videos topless.”

• Darrin Henson, who was the choreographer for several videos from Britney’s first album, says: “Britney would come offstage after performing in front of 15 to 16,000 people and start crying because she thought she was terrible. The girl doesn’t know who she is.”

• She reportedly began sleeping with Wade Robson around the time of the 2001 VMAs. “In February 2002, Timberlake discovered a ... note from Robson in Britney’s room. Britney and Timberlake were performing on Saturday Night Live that night, and they sat backstage miserable — he refused to accept her apologies,” an insider says. “The breakup was a terrible shock, particularly as it was followed by Britney’s parents divorce two months later.”

• Britney’s 2002 split from Justin Timberlake devastated her. “Justin had his head screwed on so straight... He became the great force in her life, but it started a pattern — she began to look for guys to help her get away from the people who could control her,” an insider says.

• Britney’s original concept for her 2004 video “Everytime”: “To die in an overflowing bathtub with pills and booze strewn around, and get reincarnated as a baby,” a source says. But Spears’ label objected, and she refused to shoot initally. “Finally, Britney agreed to do it, but first she said, ‘I need three Red Bulls, and call my doctor,’” the insider says. The video, which co-starred bad boy actor Stephen Dorff, ended up featuring her running away from the paparazzi before drowning in a bathtub.

• During a January 13 shopping trip to Betsey Johnson in Sherman Oaks, California, with paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib, Britney threw a temper tantrum after her credit card was denied. She screamed, “F—k those b---ches! These idiots can’t do anything right!” in a “base animalistic shriek only heard at family member’s deathbed,” an insider says. She then threw “a big bottle of soda on the floor…on piles of discarded merchandise,” before changing into a new shirt, throwing her old one on the floor, and storming out.

• During the same Betsy Johnson spree, a fan asked for a picture for her little sister. Britney turned to Ghalib and screamed, “‘I don’t want her talking to me! Then she whips around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. ‘I don’t know who you think I am, b-tch … but I’m not that person.’”

• Sam Lutfi — who was recently slapped with a restraining order — tells the magazine he may pen a book based on his troubled days with the singer. “You know, this is so much more than a magazine article — we’ve been doing dictation, she’s been telling me her story, and I’ve been writing it all down. It would make a great book!” Lutfi says.

Since Britney currently accounts for 60% of all tabloid gossip stories right now, I'm pretty sure this issue of Rolling Stone will be one of its best sellers of all time. Curiosity surrounding Brit and all her woes is a hot commodity, and even non-music lovers will be forking over the cash to read all about Brit's secrets.

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Brittany Murphy's New Lips

Normal lips


New fish lips


The world hasn't seen Brittany Murphy for a while, and it seems she's gone and fugged up her face with Restylane or some such crap. Why do these girls think this looks good on them? Do they not own a mirror? Do they not have real friends?

Brittany. Girl. I'm your friend. Sue your GD plastic surgeon, and get your old lips back!

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John Mayer's Borat Moment


While I applaud John Mayer for having a great sense of humor, I wonder what inspired him to don a Borat stripper suit and run around a boat like this. First of all, I think he's many days late and several dollars short with the whole Borat thing. Second.....WTF, Mayer?????

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Kirsten Dunst Latest Star to Enter Rehab

Kirsten Dunst has checked into rehab, reports Star magazine online. Dunst was branded quite a while ago as "Kirsten Drunkst" by many gossip bloggers who wrote about her party habits, so I think this next step will not come as a surprise to many.

Kirsten Dunst has checked herself into Cirque Lodge in Utah, Star has learned exclusively.

"She desperately needed help," a source in Utah tells Star. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

"She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

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Timberlake/Spears "Ewww" Story Out

"What Justin Timberlake/ Britney Spears story is too vulgar even to make it as a Gatecrasher blind item? asks gossip Ben Widdicombe in today's New York Daily News. The nugget, in this week's edition of Rolling Stone, is as foul as advertised: In a 2003 interview with W, Spears finally admitted that she and the former N'Sync star slept together—but only after waiting two years. Not quite. A year into the relationship, says Spears' choreographer Darrin Henson, Timberlake came back to the tour bus after a romp with Spears with a curious request: "Dude, smell my fingers," Henson claims Timberlake asked him. "Just slept with her that night."

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Amy Winehouse Looks.....Normal

Before rehab


Now


Who'da thought that crack-mess Amy Winehouse would emerge from a couple of weeks in rehab looking, well, back to normal. Gone is the ratty mess of a bleached blonde head of hair, the face full of blemishes, and the anorexic looking body. Amy came out to visit her hubby in jail, and actually looked pretty darn good. She's put on a little weight, cleaned up her skin, brought back her outrageous black beehive, and dabbed on a little makeup.

Wow! Keep up the great work, Amy!

Unfortunately for our Miss Winehouse, the cops are investigating the recently published pictures of what looks to be Amy smoking crack, and she was hauled in for questioning.

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'The Hottie and the Nottie' Premiere

Paris Hilton and Christina Lakin pose on the red carpet at the premiere of their film 'The Hottie and the Nottie'.

I don't foresee this flick being a big hit, and honestly, I'm surprised it didn't go straight to DVD, a la' Jessica Simpson's 'Blonde Ambition'.

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Longoria's New Bebe Sport Photo Spread




Eva Longoria shows off her sexier side in a racy new set of ads for Bebe Sport.

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Heath Ledger's Death Ruled Accidental


The NYC medical examiner has finished the toxicology report following the death of Heath Ledger, and has just ruled that the actor's death was caused by "acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine."

The NYPD found five medications in Ledger's apartment after his death, including anti-anxiety medications alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan). The sleeping medication zopiclone (Lunesta) and the sedative temazepam (Restoril) -- which is used by people with "debilitating insomnia" -- were also found. Doxylamine is an antihistamine used in the short-term treatment of insomnia.

To read the documents outlining the cause of death, click here. Requires Adobe Acrobat to view.

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Thanks for the Mammaries, Xtina!

Christina Aguilera busted out her post-pregnancy (and otherwise) enhanced boobies yesterday at a DVD signing in WeHo. No young boys were injured in the taking of this photo.

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008
'Night At the Museum 2' Gets Amy Adams

The super fun flick 'Night At the Museum', which starred Ben Stiller, is getting a sequel, and his co-star will be the currently hot Amy Adams.

Ben Stiller's forthcoming comedy sequel Night At the Museum 2: Escape from the Smithsonian, might be a little more watchable now that Amy Adams has joined the cast.

Variety reports that the ultra-talented Enchanted star is set to play an 'undetermined historical figure' who has a crush on Stiller's security guard Larry.

Apparently the plot will see the cursed artefacts from the Museum of Natural History boxed up and shipped off to the archives in the Smithsonian in Washington, with chaotic consequences.

Adams is one of Hollywood's hot actresses right now after turns in Charlie Wilson's War and Disney's smash-hit Enchanted.

Shaun Levy returns to direct the Night at the Museum 2, which will hit US screens on 22 May, 2009.

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Mariah Carey Divas Out of Fake Nose for Film Role

Mariah Carey, who is notorious for being a glamour diva, decided against too much dressing down for a part in the film 'Tennessee'.

Nicole Kidman famously won her Oscar "by a nose" - but don't expect Mariah Carey to let a fake schnoz come between her and her public.

A source tells us that her character in "Tennessee," produced by Lee Daniels, had to be significantly de-glammed - which didn't go down too well.

"Mariah is the nicest person to work with; everyone loves her," says the snitch. "But she was uncomfortable being uglied up for the part."

Carey plays a Southern waitress who sets off with two brothers in search of their father. While she consented to cornrows, she passed on the fake nose and bushy eyebrows that had been conceived for the part.

"When she saw the nose, she called her people and decided against it," says the source. "She was not a diva about it, but she did seem very insecure about her appearance."

Personally, I think Mariah needs all the help she can get in the acting department, and if a fake nose will distract the audience from her emoting, then by all means, Cyrano de Bergerac the living crap outta that girl!

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Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue

Vanity Fair celebrates Hollywood in its annual issue, with up and coming stars featured like Jessica Beal, America Ferrera, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Emily Blunt.

This is the 14th year Vanity Fair has honored Hollywood, and also the 14th year that Annie Leibovitz has shot it. The cover photo for this year includes Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Alice Braga, Ellen Page, Zoë Saldana, Elizabeth Banks, Ginnifer Goodwin, and America Ferrera.

For a look back at all the previous Hollywood Issue covers, click here

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Meet the New 'Bachelor', Brit Matt Grant

Ladies, start your engines! The newest 'Bachelor' has been announced, and he is 27 year old Matt Grant, a British “global financier” and business development manager.

ABC says:
The London-based hunk is “totally charming and [a] witty English gentleman [who] works with millionaire businessmen, but he has something on his mind that is more urgent than any business deal — he wants to find the love of his life and to start a family as soon as possible,” the network says.

For his part, Grant, who has four brothers (all married!), says picking his love from 25 single American ladies puts him in a “privileged position.”

We'll see if this guy has better luck than the last one, Brad Womack, who chose none of the 26 ladies he was presented with.

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Friday, February 1, 2008
Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon Are F*****g. Not Really.
Oh. My. God. I thought I loved Matt Damon before, but now....I really, really, really love him. Feast your eyes on this hilarious video message from Sarah Silverman to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel, starring, you guessed it, Matt Damon.

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