Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Jessica Alba Channels Jerry's Kids for Shoot

After looking at the photos from Jessica Alba's GQ spread, I can't decide if Alba is mentally challenged, or the photographer really thinks those poses are sexy.

In one she has popped bubblegum all over her face and her nose is missing. In another she is dribbling a waterfall of water out of her mouth, and looks like maybe she just can't hold her alcohol. Then she has a long-stemmed rose in her mouth like she is taking a bite out of a big, juicy cheeseburger. I've tasted roses, and their not that good.

To see the rest of the photos, and also decide for yourself if it's Jessica or the photographer who is mentally challenged, click here.


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