Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Hilton Will Wear Shock Collar...I Mean Alarm Collar

Paris Hilton will be fitted with an electronic alarm which will let guards know if she is being attacked by other prison inmates.

The soon-to-be prison belle has been spotted recently toting inspirational books and the Holy Bible. Hilton also had her 45 day sentence reduced to a measly 23 days, due to good behavior. You get time off for good behavior before you even get into the clink these days??

I guess the only remaining question is: Will the guards actually respond to any alarms the heirhead sets off?

I would give the inmates at least a five minute head start.


Illustration: Prettyontheoutside.com


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