Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Mick Jagger Used Bees to Enlarge Penis?

It seems everyone has an opinion on the size, or lack thereof, of Mick Jagger's penis.

Mick Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it. The Rolling Stones frontman, whose "small penis" was mocked by a former lover, covered his manhood in bees in the hope that their stings would cause it to swell.

Temple, revealed how the ageing rocker attempted to use the ancient Amazonian marriage ritual while filming scenes for 1982 movie 'Fitzcarraldo'.

Julien, 53, told Radio 4's 'Film Programme': "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.

"Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think."

British director Julien was with The Rolling Stones in Mexico making their 'Undercover of the Night' video.

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson, 52, humiliated Mick when she told TV chat show host Jonathan Ross "Mick has a very small penis".

Bandmate Keith Richards has also weighed in on the penis talk, and mocked Jagger onstage in Boston.

He said: "His c**k's on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Huge balls. Small c**k. Ask Marianne Faithful."

Despite it's reportedly small size, it must work better than it's supposed to. Jagger has seven children by four different women. So I guess it's true what they say, money buys you lots of p***y. Wait, maybe that's not what they say, but whatever.


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