Thursday, February 1, 2007
Bad, Bad, BAD Joe Francis
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Source: Celeb News Wire
Creator of 'Girls Gone Wild', and general scum of the earth Joe Francis went on Howard Stern's radio show to talk about the lawsuit that he and Paris Hilton have against parisexposed.com. Unfortunately for Paris, Tara Reid, Kimberley Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and whomever else was unlucky enough to be mentioned, Joe Francis appeared to not be in control of what he was saying, or he just didn't care.

Francis intended to only talk about the legal aspects, but he ended up blowing the lid off (no pun intended) his sexcapades with aforementioned quartet of actresses/celebutards, and rated them in bed and orally.

Ay yi yi! Joe Francis has to be a drunken tard to open his mouth like that, and I can only imagine what the backlash will be from the frenemy girls.

Here's a few choice things he had to say:

1) Paris gives the better blowjob.
2) Tara was the worst in bed.
3) Tara was the only one he'd used a condom with.
3) Tara laid there like a dead fish, and apparently her nethers smelled like one too.
4) He would never have sex with Paris again in the future after seeing her medical documents on the website they are suing.
5) He also claims that he and Paris are not behind the website, but he goes on to mention the site by name several times, as if plugging it.

Hmmmm.

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