Here is Denise Richards looking hot and frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii, with what I thought had to be her dad. Turns out it's her man, Richie Sambora, looking like a lobster, with his gut hanging out over his waistband, and his thinning hair slicked back. Dude has not aged gracefully.

Oh, Denise. I know Charlie was a schmuck, but you could have done so much better than this. I guess what they say is true, and love really is blind.

Labels: Denise Richards, Richie Sambora