Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Jane Seymour Leaves 'DWTS'

Dr. Quinn star Jane Seymour was the latest contestant to be sent home from 'Dancing With the Stars', and it was a couple weeks too late, if you ask me.

Last night's performance left the judges to collectively tell Seymour that she needed to get down and get sexy if she wanted to stick around, and that her elegance could only take her so far. Bruno Tonioli even went so far as to say that her dress was distracting from her performance, with its shredded skirt and arms. Unfortunately for Jane, her outfit made her look like a toilet papered tree left over from Halloween.

Anywhoo, the only highlights of Monday's performances was Mel B's perfect scores, and the fact that all the dancer's wore temporary cheetah pawprint tattoos to show their distaste for Sabrina Bryan's going home early. The remaining highlight was when Len Goodman offhandedly bashed George W. Bush. He got quite a crowd reaction.

Left to battle for the disco ball trophy are Cameron Mathison, Helio Castroneves, Marie Osmond, Melanie Brown, and Jennie Garth.


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