Everyday trainwreck Britney Spears walks the red carpet at LAX nightclub at The Luxor in Las Vegas. Spears was the hostess for the grand opening of the club, which was also attended by Nicky Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama, Fed-Ex's ex Shar Jackson, Brody Jenner, and Dave Navarro.

Well with a guest list like that, I wouldn't have stayed either.

The ditzy blond stayed all of 20 minutes. Long enough to walk the red carpet, have a quick tour of the club, do a little dancing from her seat, and then she left, apparently to spend the rest of the evening hanging out with Mindfreak magician Criss Angel.

Perhaps he can do Brit Brit a favor and make her bad weave disappear. Is it just me, or does hair look like it's attached to her hat, like at one of those joke costume shops?

Labels: Britney Spears, Brody Jenner, Dave Navarro, Wilmer Valderrama