I thought the relationship between Pimpa Joe Simpson and his spawn Jessica couldn't get any more skeevy, but I was mistaken. Reportedly, while at the Rolling Stone party in Vegas, Pimpa Joe spotted a major hunkadoodle whom he thought would be perfect for his baby girl. He then gave the random guy his assistant's number and told him he'd set him with a date with Jess.

Would you call?

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