Monday, September 10, 2007
Britney's Comeback Trainwreck

Obviously Brit knew that her VMA performance sucked rotten eggs, because a source told US Weekly that she collapsed in tears backstage immediately after. The hot-boiled mess was also skewered on camera by everyone from Sarah Silverman to Steve-O.

Immediately following Spears’ glittery opening performance, Silverman
poked fun at the singer’s early rise to fame. “Was that incredible?" she asked the crowd. "She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.”

She continued: “It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”

Even Spears’ sons, Jayden and Sean, who turn 1 and 2 next week, respectively, were fare game.

“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!” Silverman trilled. “They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”


Akon offered his reaction to Spears's performance, telling PEOPLE: "That could have been better. She needed to focus more. She looked nervous and I think the pressure got to her."

Common told PEOPLE about Spears: "I think it didn't seem like she wanted to be there. There wasn't any spark, it didn't feel like life was there."

In the meantime, every news outlet, blog, and website is proclaiming Britney is so over following her disastrous appearance last night. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what the popwreck does now for an encore.

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