Monday, January 21, 2008
Reps Deny Gyllenspoon Engagement

Doing what PR flacks are paid stupid amounts of money to do, which is deny, deny, deny, reps for Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are saying there is absolutely no truth to a UK report of an engagement. Usually this would mean that, of course they are engaged, but do not want the world to know yet, but since I wholeheartedly believe that Jake is Toothy Tile, I doubt an impending marriage is forthcoming. Unless of course it would mean a great career boost for both parties involved, then it's a possibility, and of course if they were trying to desperately to hide the fact that Jake is, in fact, playing for the other team.

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