After I picked myself up off the floor from literally laughing my ass right off the chair when I saw this picture, I started typing. Who else, besides me, didn't know that Clay Gayken wanted to choke his chicken in public, and now has a way to do it? No one else in history has fantasized about a public chicken choking more than Clay, except perhaps Peewee Herman, and he got arrested for it. Props to Aiken for finally living out the dream. You go, girl!

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