Thursday, November 15, 2007
Tori Spelling's Boobies Are Whimpering for Mercy

I've been staring at this picture for the better part of an hour trying to decide if Tori Spelling's breasts were surgically made to look that robotic and chest-centric, or if it's just an unfortunate side effect of that unfortunate dress she's wearing. I mean, in theory, the dress is okay, but I think she may have tried to squeeze her silicone enhanced sweater puppies into a size zero dress that was clearly not meant for that size of breast. She also has a bobblehead kind of thing going on now that tells me that she has lost a little too much weight, and before long she is going to look like a lollipop with bad hooters and overinflated lips.

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