Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Paris Hilton to Go to Rwanda

Rwandans, take cover! Hide your men! Bust out your bulletproof condoms! Paris Hilton is coming to your country this Fall!

As if Rwandans didn't have enough trouble, what with genocide, civil war, disease, malnutrition, and all that, now they have to deal with Ebola herself coming to their country. The heirhead has decided to take a little trip to bring attention to the problems of the war-torn country, following word for word a page straight out of the Angelina Jolie playbook. Unfortunately for Paris, I think the kind of attention that she will bring, won't be the kind they are looking for.

Do the poor people a favor, Paris, just send money, and stay the hell home.

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