Friday, September 14, 2007
Jessica Simpson to Have Baby With Gay Hairdresser?

There's a rumor going around that Jessica Simpson is so desperate to have her own biological mini-me, that she has gotten gay hairdresser Ken Paves to agree to donate his sperm.

"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been."

"Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea."

"However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

Hopefully she won't be forcing the kid to wear those god-awful hair extensions of hers.



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