How does one top wearing a "dead" swan wrapped around your body to the Oscar's? A dress that is remembered by the entire world, and no one even recalls who won any Oscars that year? Well Bjork went and did it. In my opinion she topped the dead swan, but unfortunately she did it in a venue where there wasn't enough press coverage at Coachella (unlike the Oscars) to get her outfit the worldwide attention it so deserves.

I am doing my part. Feast your eyes upon Zulu meets Luau, complete with ceremonial makeup and, what appears to be, horsehair dyed in clown outfit colors.

Well played, Bjork. I tip my hat to you.

Photo: Go Fug Yourself

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