Following in the footsteps of Prince Asshat, and every other guy with a d***k, OJ Simpson is throwing his hat into the Anna Nicole paternity ring circus, but doesn't really want the news to get out. Too late! TMZ is running with the story, and now the blogs have it.

Simpson told Norm Pardo, a videographer who chronicled Simpson's movements for five years, that he "knew Anna Nicole pretty well," and – prepare for gross-out – that he had "slow-moving sperm," and as a result might be the father. Of course, Pardo told Page Six.

The reason he doesn't want the revelation to get out? "I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself." Simpson said.

Simpson and Smith were in 'Naked Gun: 33 1/3: The Final Insult' together.

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