Women involved with Tom Cruise inevitably get a "Tom Cruise Makeover". They start off as fresh faced, and cute, but nothing truly memorable. Then they marry Tommy, and BAM! Suddenly they are super-thin style icons, with glossy flat-ironed hair and couture clothing. Their features somehow becoming more streamlined and without lines. And yet, Cruise himself is somehow the victim of a "makeUNDER" at the same time. As his ugly duckling women become beautiful swans, Tom is losing his looks and gaining a paunch. Perhaps he should spend a little of that dough getting rid of the dough around his middle and on his face.

Labels: Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise