My poor, poor little Buffy doll, Sarah Michelle Gellar. What were you thinking, my dear? You opted to wear a brown paper sack to the Vanity Fair party, and did you know you were going to spark rampant pregnancy rumors by doing so? Site after site is speculating on the existence or not of a baby bump, and what you were attempting to hide. I think it's just a very unfortunate fashion choice myself, and hope that my little Buffy has learned a valuable lesson. Paper or plastic? Neither! Wear a real dress!

Labels: Sarah Michelle Gellar