Paris Hilton again does what she does best: creates an oxymoron just by showing up. Here she is at the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Awards in Beverly Hills - February 8. Wasn't she named Worst Dressed, along with frenemy Britney Spears? And what is that ridiculous thing she's wearing? A gold lace doily? I have an overwhelming urge to park a teacup on her ass.

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