Paris Hilton, heirhead extraordinaire, celebrated her 26th birthday in style in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock this past weekend. What do you get to entertain the celebutard that has everything? Well midgets, goats, and a monkey, of course!

A source told the New York Post, "There were midgets leading a pack of goats around the room and Paris was playing with a monkey. Paris spent a lot of time making out with Stavros and dancing. They downed TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon."

Sounds very highbrow to me.

Sources also said that she divided her time between making out with Niarchos, and broke billionaire, Brandon "greasybear" Davis, and that the three ended up spending the night in the same suite later in the evening.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

A big no-show for the night was BFF, Nicole Richie, who Paris announced several times was onher way, but ultimately bagged the festivities for unknown alternatives. One who did make an appearance was Scott Storch, whom Paris had insulted previously by skipping his birthday party in Miami.

Paris and her bestest buds then moved the party to a bowling alley, where they stayed until the wee hours.

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