Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Brody Jenner: L.A. Man-Whore
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Who is Brody Jenner, you ask? I've got the answer. He's just some guy, who decided one day with his buddy, other LA man-whore Spencer Pratt, that he wanted to become famous, and he was going to do it by dating someone famous. The two clubrats settled on Nicole Richie, and through a discussion of her famed non-eating habits pegged her as Jenner's ticket to notoriety. He's also Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner's son, but he chose not to play that card much.

Pratt said, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

The two began dating last August, and Jenner's name suddenly became known, but his relationship with Richie hit the skids soon after. So he and his buddy, Pratt, had to come up with plan B, which was for both of them to date the girls from MTV's 'The Hills', and get their faces out for all of America's gen Y'ers to see. Brody bagged Lauren Conrad, and Spencer took on her roommate Heidi Montag. Pratt and Montag's relationship is currently playing out for the MTV crowd, while Jenner's stab at LC only lasted a few episodes.

However the plan to become quasi-famous has worked, because Jenner is the subject of a Details magazine interview, and US Weekly is running a contest to win a date with him. It follows the same premise as the movie 'Win a Date With Tad Hamilton', and the "lucky" winner will be flown to LA for the star treatment and a date with the erstwhile Jenner.

Brody however, just wants to meet a nice non-LA girl. He says that the scene in LA is fake, and like a movie set 24/7. "This whole scene, this whole town – it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."

In fact, this nice girl scenario could be just what his new MTV show needs, he says. "Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

You think? No movie set in that set-up.

To read the entire Details article, click here.

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