Hot on the heels of yet another couple declaring their friendship status (Justin and Scarlett), Kelly Slater has jumped on the bandwagon to tell the tabs that he and Cameron Diaz are just friends, too. Interesting that his "just friends" proclamation comes hard on the heels of Cameron allegedly getting a bit tipsy and comparing Slater's "little friend" to a large breadstick recently.

Doesn't that "just friends" line ever get old for these people? Why don't they ever just admit that they're doing the nasty, and get it over with? I think that the truth might be a little refreshing for those of us who read the same schlock over and over. Besides, what the hell do they pay those publicist people for anyway? They need to come up with a new schtick.

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Labels: Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Slater, Scarlett Johansson