Friday, January 26, 2007
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mary-Kate Solves Obesity
Source: TMZ
Fat people everywhere are not only rejoicing and paying homage to their new guru of weight loss, Mary-Kate Olsen, but they are stampeding en masse to drugstores everywhere to purchase hair bleach so they can look thinner.
Okay, I was just kidding there, but MK has spoken out against all the new rumors of her anorexia, and has her rep saying that her new blond do is what makes her appear so thin lately. The flacker went on to say that MK "still works with her therapist to keep her in line," and struggles with the problem every day.
Fat people everywhere are not only rejoicing and paying homage to their new guru of weight loss, Mary-Kate Olsen, but they are stampeding en masse to drugstores everywhere to purchase hair bleach so they can look thinner.
Okay, I was just kidding there, but MK has spoken out against all the new rumors of her anorexia, and has her rep saying that her new blond do is what makes her appear so thin lately. The flacker went on to say that MK "still works with her therapist to keep her in line," and struggles with the problem every day.
Labels: Mary-Kate Olsen
