Tuesday, January 16, 2007
McConaughey Goes Down Under
From A Socialite's Life

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Screw the Golden Globes! The real party is in Australia! That's where Matty McConaughey is getting to know the local women.

Matthew McConaughey definitely isn't taking his time in Australia lightly. The sweaty playboy has been seen getting hot and heavy with numerous girls since heading to Queensland to film his latest movie, "Fool's Gold."
Matty added one more lady to his harem yesterday, when he was photographed going buckwild with a local "sheila" at an Irish bar. The two sucked face while "dancing" to a live local band.

Observers said that the actor was surrounded by females all through the night, but was selective about who he would allow himself to be photographed with, until finally, after hours of partying, McConaughey and an unknown brunette called it an evening and headed out around 3 AM ... to get a "kebab."

"Kebab" is Aussie for "wet penis". Good for him. Matty's an odd one. He's got a kickin' body but looks like he might smell of herb, B.O. and patchouli. That's not a hot fragrance. This is not a Phish show.
 
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