Former teen star, and one of "The Corey's", Corey Haim, took out a full page ad in Variety yesterday proclaiming that he is ready, willing and able to get back to work.

It seems to me that that is what a manager and/or an agent is supposed to be for. You know, finding an actor some work. Does Corey Haim even have one or either if those? Would you hire him, knowing all of his "former" troubles? Does anyone even care to see Corey back on any screen?

Haim has been so desperate for money that in the past he has stooped to trying to sell his hair and a tooth on Ebay. I have no idea if there were any takers on those priceless items.

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