So I can't really tell what the heck happened with the underpaid Photoshoppers over at FHM, but when they re-did Tara Reid's boobies they gave her two different ones. The left one is smaller than the right and has no nipple. Or perhaps they didn't Photoshop her boobies at all, and those mismatched things were compliments of her Frankenstein type botched plastic surgeries. Or maybe they had only so much time to spend Photoshopping, and they used it all up trying to cover up her saggy, scarred tummy, orange peel thighs, and over-partied face. Whatever the case, here she is in all her, or someone else's, glory.

Tara on her FHM photos:
I loved them. The photographer was great and they all seem to have come out really nice. Obviously I’ve gone through a lot and I’m older now, 31, so to still look pretty good, I was very happy with it.”

Tara on her image in the press:
“They make everybody into little puppets, saying you’re Miss Piggy or Kermit with a funny voice, but it’s up to you to change your individuality. I had fun, but in America it’s bad to have fun and you get punished for it, whereas in Europe and other places they rejoice in having fun. But now there are girls in America like Paris [Hilton] and I start thinking, wait, what made me a bad girl? I’ve never been arrested. I wonder if some people start thinking, ‘We made this girl out to be bad just for having a good time.’ I don’t think I should ever be punished for being happy.”

Tara on her partying past:
“Everyone does, but you’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I’m not working why shouldn’t I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage? I like to have fun and have people around me. I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I’ve always had good friends around me.”

Tara on her plastic surgery woes:
“I had surgery [breasts enhancement and liposuction] and it didn’t go well at all. To be honest with you, it was a disaster. But who wants that to happen? You go to look better not worse. So I regret ever even having it, but that’s what I did and I can’t take it back. I’ve learned by all my mistakes.”

To see the rest of the Photoshopped to death pics click here.

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