Paris Hilton and Phil Spector rock the newest Hollywood trend that is sure to take celebs by storm: The Wonky Eye!

I think alleged murder is about the only thing left on Paris' list of things to do, and Phil just needs to spread a few STD's around town and he's got it made. Then they can truly be soulmates. I'm pretty sure Spector is about the only guy left in Hollywood she hasn't banged yet. She'd better hurry before the guys in cell block D have their way with him.

Labels: Paris Hilton, Phil Spector