Lindsay Lohan has been photographed every single G****mn day this week at just about every nightclub in New York. This, right after she has "successfully" completed a stint in rehab. Somewhere along the line, Linds has decided that she probably ought to stay home more, so she did what any normal person would do in her situation. She bought two puppies, who now have a fate worse than death waiting for them, to encourage her to stay home.

We all know how well that strategy has worked for Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who both own more dogs and other animals who whine every day to be put out of their misery. Spears recently replaced Hilton as the titleholder for Worst Celebrity Pet Owner in a recent online poll held by two dog magazines. We'll see if Lindsay becomes the new titleholder in the near future.

Labels: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton