Monday, January 22, 2007
The Godfather of Smell
From Hollyweird Gazette
Lysol must not be cutting it in the Brown household anymore, because James Brown's body has been moved out of the home, where it been since December 30th (yack), and put in an undisclosed location...and unfortunately the location is not six feet under, because Brown's lawyer says that no decision on where Brown's final resting place will be has been made.

Meanwhile, the six vultures that James spawned are planning on talking to the Presley's about how it is they opened Graceland, so that they might do the same thing with their father's home, even putting the body in a mausoleum and including his grave in the home-turned-museum.

Can't they plant the poor man already?!!! While the greedy little pests search for crumbs , the stench of James Brown is starting to attract the buzzards!

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