Thursday, January 18, 2007
Eva Mendes Sports Impressive "Bajoongas" in Ghost Rider
From Celeb News Wire
Some actresses possess lovely singing voices. Others are able to dance like Ginger Rogers. Some can play the flugelhorn, some speak five languages fluently, and some can fit entire pool balls into their cakeholes. But Eva Mendes's résumé boasts the most useful hidden talent of them all: the ability to make her breasts and butt grow and shrink at will. Like the Barbie Grow n' Style Head, only with more T&A.
Eva, who could easily be described as "luscious" or, perhaps, "succulent", is costarring as the love interest of the increasingly melted-looking Nic Cage in the upcoming comic adaptation Ghost Rider. Says Eva of her part:
"The original Roxanne was blonde and blue-eyed, but also had huge bajoongas. If I gain weight it goes to my boobs and my butt. I figured since I can't be blonde and blue-eyed, I'll at least have her bra size. So the bajoongas got big. They were out of control!"
How curious that Ms. Mendes thinks that things such as the adjusting of one's hair and eye color are completely out of her control, despite all the advancements in the hair dye and colored contacts industries in the past 50 years, while adjusting the girth of one's feminine parts is a task within anyone's grasp. And yes, we know that Eva is Latina, but if we've learned anything from the hard-hitting lessons of an undercover Vanessa Minnillo on Entertainment Tonight, it's that the world loves a caramel-colored girl in a blonde wig and blue contacts. And that Nick Lachey has the dreamiest dimples.
Some actresses possess lovely singing voices. Others are able to dance like Ginger Rogers. Some can play the flugelhorn, some speak five languages fluently, and some can fit entire pool balls into their cakeholes. But Eva Mendes's résumé boasts the most useful hidden talent of them all: the ability to make her breasts and butt grow and shrink at will. Like the Barbie Grow n' Style Head, only with more T&A.
Eva, who could easily be described as "luscious" or, perhaps, "succulent", is costarring as the love interest of the increasingly melted-looking Nic Cage in the upcoming comic adaptation Ghost Rider. Says Eva of her part:
"The original Roxanne was blonde and blue-eyed, but also had huge bajoongas. If I gain weight it goes to my boobs and my butt. I figured since I can't be blonde and blue-eyed, I'll at least have her bra size. So the bajoongas got big. They were out of control!"
How curious that Ms. Mendes thinks that things such as the adjusting of one's hair and eye color are completely out of her control, despite all the advancements in the hair dye and colored contacts industries in the past 50 years, while adjusting the girth of one's feminine parts is a task within anyone's grasp. And yes, we know that Eva is Latina, but if we've learned anything from the hard-hitting lessons of an undercover Vanessa Minnillo on Entertainment Tonight, it's that the world loves a caramel-colored girl in a blonde wig and blue contacts. And that Nick Lachey has the dreamiest dimples.
Labels: Eva Mendes, Ghost Rider, Vanessa Minnillo
