Monday, April 30, 2007
Britney's Wack Clothing Parade Continues

Britney Spears unleashes another hellacious outfit on her unsuspecting public on her way to another dance class. Thank God she's got her rockin' body back so we can at least spare our eyes a double whammy.

Photo: People.com

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Crackhead Pete Getting Drug Quitting Implant

Britain's very own Babyshambles frontman, Crackhead Pete Doherty, is going in to a clinic today to be fitted for an implant to help him quit doing drugs. The implant is a pellet which contains naltrexone, and will be inserted under the skin of Doherty's stomach.

A friend of Pete's said: "Pete hopes this new implant will help him quit for good."

In the meantime, girlfriend Kate Moss is due to appear in London's Topshop store to promote her new fashion line. Early reports say that the line is nothing but a copy of the contents of Kate's closet, and has been panned in the US by designers.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007
Sandra Bullock's Hubby Attacked by Fan

An obsessed fan tried to kill Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, late Sunday night.

Cops say that Bullock, along with James' 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes." Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.

We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move."

Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.

In a statement to TMZ, the couples' rep, Cheryl Maisel, said, "The incident did occur. Both Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are fine and it is now in the hands of the authorities."

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Aniston's Tug of War?

Jennifer Aniston is one popular chick these days, what with reports flying around that Vince Vaughn spent the night at her house, and Brad Pitt phoned her to say he wants her back. Is any of this true? Who knows. Click here and here to read the stories and decide for yourself.

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Jessica Alba Sexiest Woman in the World

FHM magazine has released it's top 100 sexiest women in the world list, and Jessica Alba beat out the likes of Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Keeley Hazell.

The Top 10:

1. Jessica Alba (actress)
2. Keeley Hazell (model)
3. Eva Longoria (actress)
4. Adriana Lima (supermodel)
5. Scarlett Johansson (actress)
6. Hayden Panettiere (actress)
7. Cheryl Tweedy (singer)
8. Angelina Jolie (actress)
9. Emily Scott (model)
10. Elisha Cuthbert (actress)

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Celebrity Jail News!
Today should be listed as the day all the celebrities went to jail, or at least got warrants issued for their arrest.

To start our little pity party off, we have Brit actor Hugh Grant who was arrested on assault charges after he pelted a photographer with a container of baked beans. No really. Baked beans. Grant also allegedly kicked the guy 3 times after coating him in the sticky mess. To add insult to bean induced injury, Grant then allegedly asked the pap if he had kids. When he said that indeed he did, good old Hugh responded with, "I hope they die of f**king cancer."

Next on our newly infamous list is Richard Gere, who offended the entire country of India by planting a kiss on Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty's cheek. An arrest warrant has been issued by Indian courts, and ultimately it could mean three months in jail for Gere.

Judge Dinesh Gupta issued the warrants in Jaipur, according to the Press Trust of India, saying that Gere and actress Shilpa Shetty "transgressed all limits of vulgarity" during their appearance at an HIV/AIDS event, captured on tape. Judge Gupta also called the TV footage "highly sexually erotic," and slammed Shetty for not resisting Gere's "advances."

This follows the recent debacle of Elizabeth Hurley's and Arun Nayar's wedding in India, where arrest warrants were issued for Hurley as well for breaching Hindu custom. As a matter of fact, the wedding photos which Hurley sold to Hello! magazine may ultimately be used as evidence against her in an Indian court of law.

Among the allegations are that Hurley refused to take off her shoes when they arrived at the marriage mandap (marriage place) and that she drank alcohol.

Pictures of the pair kissing in Hello! will be used to show that they failed to "behave soberly'', while it was noted that kissing is also against Hindu culture.

If found guilty of a "deliberate and malicious act" against the religion, both Hurley and her husband Arun face a three-year jail sentence.

Moving right along, next on the detainee list is rapper/actress, Eve. It seems Eve crashed her gold Maserati into a center divider on Hollywood Boulevard, and cops took her in on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. She was released this morning on $30,000 bail.

And of course there is our perennial jailbird Joe Francis, who is probably regretting bending over for a bar of soap this morning. His cell mate is awaiting a sentence of death for killing a police officer, and he probably feels he doesn't have much to lose at this point in his life. What's a little lovin' between friends, right? Okay, I conjecture about the bending over for the soap part. Anywhoo, Francis is still in jail, and more legal woes just keep coming his way. This time he's been charged with one count of misdemeanor sexual battery against an 18 year old girl. If convicted of these new charges, he could face an additional 6 months in jail, on top of whatever he gets for the federal time for tax evasion, et al.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Joe Francis Feels Sting of Rejection From Jail

Joe Francis is feeling the burn as none of his so-called celebrity friends will pick up the phone when he has called collect from jail.

The Girls Gone Wild mogul has been reaching out to his celebrity friends - he wants them to write letters defending his character to the judge. These are the same celebrities who didn't hesitate to accept Joe's hospitality when he was on top of the world. They flew in his Gulfstream jet and enjoyed his Caligula-like parties in LA, Miami, Mexico, etc. Paris and Nicky Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reed, Kimberly Stewart, Jessica Alba, Mario Lopez, and MANY more, wallowed in his celebrity ass-kissing. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were among the droves who enjoyed his generosity and hospitality at his Cabo beachfront mansion. Now they won't give him the time of day. Joe has been calling collect from jail all over Hollywood, begging people he thought were his friends to accept his call or call him back. No response. Joe is very upset and he told one friend that he just MIGHT be tempted write a tell-all book detailing those celebrity get-togethers and all the drugs and sex secrets!

Oh snap! Of course this is after he did go on Howard Stern and told the world about his sexcapades with various starlets, by name of course. I wonder what else he has to tell at this point?

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Minnillo Finally Gets it Right

Vanessa Minnillo shows she knows how to move on from her bizarre prom-meets-beauty-pageant fashion choices by rocking a form fitting ivory lace halter gown and black belt. The weird ruffles strike me as a little odd, but somehow end up working for the dress. As a whole I love it, though I can't exactly explain why. Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

Photo: People.com

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Melanie B. Names Her Kid.....Again

Okay, color me completely confused. I am reading all these blurbs that Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice, has named her new baby girl and put Eddie Murphy down as the dad.

Didn't we already cover this?

Here's the other confusing part: All the blurbs say that the baby's name is Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Didn't she already name the kid Fortuna Bay, like 2 weeks ago? None of these blurbs mention anything about the name change, and she already had Murphy on the birth certificate.

What the h-e-double-toothpicks is going on here?

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Adam...Adrien....Whatever!

Adam Brody, formerly of 'The OC', was approached by a dumb blond model at Tenjune in NYC, who mistook him for Oscar winner Adrien Brody. She said she loved his work in 'The Pianist'. Adam just laughed the mistake off like a good sport.

I don't know, is there a resemblance there?

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posted by Eeyore at 8:25 AM | Permalink | 1 comments
Ryan Gosling's Next On-Screen Love Interest is a Real Doll

Ryan Gosling will have a new love interest in his next film: a rubber sex doll! The film is called 'Lars and the Real Doll', and centers on Gosling's character falling in love with a realistic looking doll.

"They have really realistic ones. You can design them and they feel real," says Gosling, who plays the title character. "[My character] has a delusion. He orders one and he's convinced she's real. He's a hermit. He takes her into the town he lives in, and [the townspeople] play along with him, so they can get to know him and make him feel comfortable. In the process they fall in love with her too."

The film, written by "Six Feet Under" scribe Nancy Oliver, also stars Patricia Clarkson and Emily Mortimer.

"[The doll] gets a terminal illness," says Gosling, laughing, "and she dies, and the whole town has a funeral for her. The director [newcomer Craig Gillespie] played it really realistically, no irony."

This is a comedy — albeit in the vein of '70s classics "Being There" and "Harold and Maude."

A true twist would be if they got a real actress to play the part of the sex doll. I nominate Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Kim Kardashian. Thay all have so much experience playing blow up dolls that I think any of those would be perfect for the role.

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Just Call Her Britney Simpson

The question of the day is: Will Pimpa Joe Simpson take over Britney Spears career, now that she has illegally fired Larry Rudolph? Jessica Simpson thinks it's a possibility, and has offered the services of her Svengali-like daddy to help Brit's career comeback.

Jess, according to Rush & Molloy, offered to call Brit to set something up for daddy dearest, who's been mulling taking over the reins on Spears' career ever since she dumped Larry Rudolph. He tried setting up a meeting over the weekend, says a source, though Jess' rep denies that.

And Joe's swooping in just when Brit's real father figure – her dad Jamie – has been publicly trashing her and blaming her for blaming him and his mother for her rehab-instigating troubles.

Just what Britney needs: another overbearing, money grubbing, spotlight grabbing man in her life.

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Alec Baldwin is a Repeat Offender Bully

Alec Baldwin's brutal verbal assault on his daughter Ireland made
international headlines but the NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned it's happened before!

Just last November, bystanders shockingly witnessed Alec lashing out at
his 11-year-old daughter about how she packed her suitcase. Alec
Baldwin ought to be ashamed of himself he's nothing but a big
bully! Eyewitness Don Rocha revealed in an exclusive interview.

Alec was red-faced, sweating and screaming obscenities, said the
airline mechanic.

He was yelling at Ireland: "If you ever pack your ----ing suitcase
like that again, I will ----ing kill you!" She turned red and tears
streamed down her face. She was shaking and looked terrified.

When Rocha tried to capture Baldwin's outburst on his cell-phone
camera he says, Alec was on me like a pit bull. He tried to grab my
cell phone right out of my hand. He got in my face and yelled: "Don't
you ever ----ing take a picture of me and my daughter, you son of a
bitch! I called the airport police and reported the incident."

Rocha called the airport police and a few minutes later the cops
arrived and escorted Alec and Ireland out of the gate area.

Another eyewitness reports, Alec had his daughter in tears. He
ranted and cursed at her in front of numerous airport employees and holiday
passengers. He was waving his finger in her face and grabbed her by her
jacket lapels.

After his most recent outburst, Alec claim his enemies attempt to
take a picture of you on your worst day and insist that this who you are
as a person.

When The ENQUIRER called Alec for comment on the airport incident, he
again exploded in rage before hanging up.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
What the Heck is Up With the Mom Jeans Trend??

Mischa Barton never met a trend she didn't like, even if it's supremely unflattering. Following in the inexplicable footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Scarlett Johansson, Barton steps out in pleated and high waisted "mom jeans".

Stop the madness!!!

Photo: US Weekly

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Brangelina Going With Name Change for Pax

In a move directly contradicting rampant gossip rag reports that Brangelina are over, Angelina Jolie has filed papers to change the name of her newly adopted son to include Brad Pitt's last name. Little Pax's name would be changed to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

Definitely not something you do if you are on the verge of breaking up with someone.

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Britney Starts to Look Hot Again

All those dance classes and alleged full body lipodissolve obviously has done Britney's bod a world of good. She just may have a comeback yet!

Photo: E! Online

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Monday, April 23, 2007
Madge Ditches Meeting With Child's Father

Madonna obviously never read the book "How To Win Friends and Influence People". On her trip to her adopted son's home country of Malawi, there was to be a scheduled meeting between David's biological father and his son. Madge bagged the meeting instead, after the guy, a poor farmer, was already on his way to the appointed meeting site.

Yohane Banda had hoped to get a chance to catch up with three-year-old David Banda, who the Material Girl star adopted last October (06). But Yohane was left disappointed when Madonna's tight schedule didn't allow for him to sit down with David. He says, "I never met him. Plans were there for me to meet David but it never happened. "I must say my mother was looking forward to meeting David and she was a little sad it was never to happen. But I assured her it will happen one day." Banda claims the Malawi government's Director Of Child Welfare services, Penston Kilembe, told him, "Meeting me was not on the agenda but (Madonna's) people said if time allowed she would meet me."

Now is not the time to piss off the world, Madge. People have just started to forget about the allegations of illegal adoption where little David is concerned.

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Joan Rivers to Run NYC Marathon

Talk show and comedy queen Joan Rivers has announced her intention to run in the New York City Marathon later this year. Rivers turns 74 in June, and is currently training for the 26 mile race by running 4 miles a day.

When asked if she will complete the course on US TV show The View this morning (23Apr07), Rivers said, "Who knows? I'm running four miles up in the country... I'm going to make it at least halfway, damn it." Discussing her training, Rivers added, "I run every day for an hour with this b**ch I love very much."

I'm assuming she's talking about her dog or her daughter.

Joan' is known more for her acid wit and fashion criticisms than for her athletic prowess. Hopefully she won't croak in the middle of the race.

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Milla Jovovich Preggers

Model-turned-zombie-killing-badass Milla Jovovich and her producer hubby are expecting a baby, due in the Fall. This will be the first child for 31 year old Jovovich.

The couple met when Anderson directed Jovovich in the first Resident Evil and announced their engagement in March 2003. They have not yet announced a wedding date.

The marriage will be the first for Anderson and the third for Jovovich, who was previously married to movie producer-director Luc Besson and actor Shawn Andrews.

Congrats!

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Heidi Montag's New Additions, and The Same Old Growth

Heidi Montag seen out with her new boobies and nosejob this week. Oh yeah, also with her scumbag boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.

I don't really see a difference in the funbags, and this is generally the time when they would still be swollen from surgery. I do see a difference in her nose. There's less of a bump, and the tip seems longer.

Heidi will officially debut her new look on this Summer's season of 'The Hills' (no pun intended).

To see more (not really more, just more pictures) of Heidi's new accessories, click here.

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Who's the Tranny?

Heath Ledger tests makeup for his Joker character in Batman: The Dark Knight. Holy Jesus I hope they come up with a better look for him.

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Is That a Wallet in Your Pocket?

Cold water apparently has no effect on Christian Slater's abilty to sport some wood for his girlfriend, or perhaps he just carries a really big wallet in his swim trunks pocket.

Photo: SOW

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Britney's Out On the Town Wearing....What?

Now, I'm all for being comfortable, and not feeling like you have to dress for the waiting paparazzi, but Brit, there is no excuse in the universe for being out in public dressed like this. From her head to her toes, the Britster is a trainwreck. The rabbit fur bolero looks like it was recent roadkill, and the spacey alien boots are straight from Goodwill, where they really should have stayed. I think her cowboy hat was run over by the same truck that took out her buuny jacket. The only thing she's got in this photo that I like are her nice new set of acrylic nails. I was getting tired of the chewed off chipped black nail polish look she had going on.

Brit: Hire a stylist!!!

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Katie Price's Reality Show Not a Hit With Viewers

British imports to E!'s reality TV lineup, Katie Price and Peter Andre, aren't a hit with the US audience after their debut show this week.

According to various sources, viewers have dubbed the pregnant, huge breasted model "an Oompa Loompa with tits", and they can't understand a thing she says due to her heavy accent. Another viewer called Andre Price's "tubby hubby".

And if it isn't bad enough being described as one of the tango-coloured helpers in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, viewers had yet more harsh words for the couple.

"We have enough trashy people in America. Did you have to go to another country to find losers?"

The pair are reportedly keen to break into the US marketplace after clocking up a fortune in the UK through book sales, documentaries, fitness DVDs, the list goes on.

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Is J. Lo Worth 50K a Minute?

Would you pay $50,000 a minute to have Jennifer Lopez perform at your party? A Russian multibillionaire is paying J.Lo 2 mil to sing for his wife's 30th birthday.

Andrei Melnichenko, a 35-year-old Russian banker, is flying Lopez to the U.K. to entertain his model wife, Aleksandra, and her 60 guests at their home for her birthday bash, according to various overseas reports. The tab is said to be $1.2 million fee, plus $800,000 for Lopez and her entourage’s expenses.

“Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to [Lopez,]” a source told London’s Daily Mail. “She accepted immediately. She will sing for about 40 minutes — not bad money for the work.”

And there won't even be that many people attending to see Lopez perform. The billionaire's London rep says that the party is strictly for family and close friends.

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Luke Wilson is a Bewildered Action Man

Funny guy Luke Wilson is still bewildered at how he ended up doing an action/thriller flick.

Funny guy Luke Wilson isn't ready to be an onscreen action hero - especially after filming the horror thriller "Vacancy" with Kate Beckinsale. "Having to keep up the level of intensity ... was rough," he tells the May issue of Maxim, out tomorrow. "In one scene, this car is trying to run me down, so I have to dive into a motel room. I'm lying there with the crew looking at me, going, 'I do comedy, guys - I don't know what I'm doing down here.'"

I haven't seen this flick yet, but I'm a Kate Beckinsale fan and I love the horror/thriller genre. Anyone seen this yet? Let me know what you think in the comments.

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Friday, April 20, 2007
McConaughey Gets Waxed

Matthew McConaughey gets his very own wax likeness at Madame Tussaud's Museum in Las Vegas. Do you think it shows off his rippling muscles enough?

Photo: Life & Style Weekly

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Hilton and Blunt Make Out

The honeymoon must be over for Paris Hilton and 'Desperate Housewives' Josh Henderson. Just days after reports of Henderson saying that Ashlee Simpson was his first love and he still has strong feelings for her, Paris reportedly hooked up with singer James Blunt.

The two were seen making out and "all over each other" at Teddy's on Wednesday night, and then retired to Hilton's house with sister, Nicky, and David Katzenberg.

Blunt just recently broke up with model Petra Nemcova. I hope he has stocked up on a good sized supply of Zovirax.

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Manson and Barely Legal Wood Step Out

Marilyn Manson and new ghoul-friend, 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood. He says she's "his twin". Can you see the similarity? I only see that she tries to copy Manson's ex, Dita von Teese's look.

Photo: People.com

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Heather Mills Fails to Entertain Airline Passengers

If Heather Mills' icy reception by airline passengers during a recent trip to the UK is any indication of her current standing with 'Dancing' fans, she's not long for the show. The entertainment system went down during the long flight, and Mills and her dance partner Jonathan Roberts decided to do their foxtrot routine in the aisle.

No one clapped when they were finished.

A spokesperson for Virgin Atlantic airline said that the routine was Mills' idea, and unfortunately the passengers were not in any frame of mind to be impressed or entertained. The airline compensated the passengers for the downed system after the flight.

Ouch, Heather!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007
Cameron Diaz and Nicky Hilton Are Zit Popping Pals

This is something I'm sure I never thought I would be writing about. Ever.

Picture Cameron Diaz and Nicky Hilton in the ladies room at Teddy's. Okay, now picture the two of them gabbing about whatever. Sounds like a typical night. Now picture the two of them gabbing about pimples and popping zits in the mirror together.

That's gross.

Don't you stay home if you're gonna spend the evening popping pimply things on your face?

They finished the evening by going over to Paris's house, where I'm sure there were enough mirrors in every room for everyone to pop zits all night long.

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LC's Sex Tape is Real.....Real Boring!

So, TMZ reports that there actually is a Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler sex tape. The bad news is that it's so boring, no one wants to buy it. Oh yeah, also because no one wants to finance bad boy Wahler's legal troubles.

A TMZ source said the alleged tape, news of which first broke on Perez Hilton, is "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." The source adds that LC and Jason are basically "messing around." But SugarDVD tells TMZ they are retracting their previous offer of $500,000 for the tape, because of Wahler's recent arrest in Seattle. "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department." Porn with integrity, people!

Not only is Sugar pulling the offer, but they are reaching out to their network to discourage anyone from participating in a deal for this alleged tape.

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Jennifer Garner: Pregnant? You Decide

Jennifer Garner does nothing to satisfy the curious public about the state of her alleged pregnancy, by wearing a billowy little number out. Jen was hosting the Beverly Hills Oscar de la Renta boutique opening, which benefited the EIF Women's Cancer Research Fund.

Photo: People.com

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Britney Lends Prince Willie a Shoulder to Cry On


Britney Spears, the recent poster child for life debacles, is lending her support to Prince William after his break up with girlfriend Kate Middleton.

The divorced singer, who split from husband Kevin Federline last year (06), sympathises with the British royal following his high-profile split with Kate Middleton last weekend (14Apr07). A source tells British newspaper The Daily Express, "She understands what it's like to have such a high-profile break-up. She has started writing him a note and is going to send it before the end of the week."

I think that if I knew Britney "Trainwreck" Spears was in my corner, I'd find a new corner, stat.

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Tom Brady Takes the Hat Out of Stetson

NFL stud Tom Brady is the new face of Stetson cologne, but on the set of his first shoot there was already trouble, according to a set insider. Brady demanded a huge trailer, and then refused to wear a Stetson hat for the photos. What's a Stetson ad without the signature Stetson hat? He wore one just fine in the above photos for GQ magazine.....

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Jude Law Replaces Sienna Miller

Jude Law's got a new lady, magazine editor and socialite, Kim Hersov.

Hersov, 38, is editor-at-large of Harpers & Queen magazine and has two children from her previous marriage to Robert Hersov. The couple was first linked in February and have now been photographed vacationing together in Rajasthan, India.

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Orlando Bloom Says Farewell for Now

Get your fill of Orlando Bloom now while you can, maybe stock up on his DVD's and buy some magazines with him in it, because he's taking a break from showbiz. The foxy pirate has decided to immerse himself in a Buddhist lifestyle rather than make any more movies for now, saying that making back to back trilogies was exhausting.

Bloom says, "I've been white knuckling it for so long. Between the first Lord Of The Rings and the last Pirates Of The Caribbean I've been going non-stop. So now I just want some time and space from everything and the phone and the communication."


Bloom has been studying Buddhism for several years, and wants to totally focus his energies in that direction, rather than on the hustle and bustle of Hollywood. He has also committed himself to a "green" lifestyle in response to the world's global warming issues.

According to his IMDB page he has no other films in the works after the release of 'Pirates 3'.

I'll miss him.

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Ding! Dong! Sanjaya's Dead!

Okay, well not really dead....Sanjaya just finally got voted off of 'American Idol'. Yippeeeee! I was soooooo tired of seeing his wacked out hair and bad warbling each week. Now we can get back to the business of serious singing, and get rid of the rest of the wanna-be's who shouldn't still be there.

Who do you all think is the next to go? And who do you think will win it all?

My money is on Jordin Sparks, but Melinda Doolittle is going to give her a run for her money.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Lisa Rinna Replaces Joan and Melissa on Red Carpet

Joan Rivers and her equally annoying daughter Melissa have been given the axe by the TV Guide Channel for hosting red carpet shows. I know you are all jumping up and down wondering who will replace the Queen and Princess of red carpet nastiness.....

It's none other than Lisa Rinna, best known for her extreme collagen injected lips and big fembot boobies. Oh yeah, she also acts a little bit, and was recently on 'Dancing With the Stars'.

The TV Guide Channel had this to say about the change:

"In addition to being an established TV star, she also has fashion expertise as both a business person and commentator, so she is a great fit for this role and for our brand." Lisa owns two L.A. area boutiques called Belle Gray.

The network released a statement saying, "TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers' contributions to the success of our Red Carpet programming over the past three years. We wish them the best in their future endeavors."

For their part, the Rivers clan said, through their rep, "I will tell you my true feelings and experiences, as soon as we finalize our new deal."

No new deal has been announced yet, and it isn't known where Joan and Melissa will end up.

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Because She Just Looks That Bad.....

In case you missed it the first time around, here's another look at Jessica Simpson's mom jeans. Not only are they high waisted and give her camel-toe, but apparently she's even pulling them further up her butt in the photo. Ouch!!

Jess actually wore this really bad look out clubbing.

Photo: Egotastic

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Nautical Look Not Kind to Mischa

Mischa Barton tries the nautical look, and fails miserably. I'm dizzy from looking at all the stripes going every which way, and the patent leather skirt, or whatever shiny material that is, is just bad.

Bab, bad Mischa. Do not pass go. No get out of jail free card for you.

Photo: US Weekly

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posted by Eeyore at 1:38 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Don't Mess With Lindsay Lohan!

TMZ reports that the incident involving Lindsay Lohan's West Hollywood condo having a faulty pipe, which resulted in ex-boyfriend's condo being flooded, may have more to it than originally reported.

According to the incident report, there was no faulty pipe at all. Security officers entered her residence and found the faucet in her tub running, and the tub ran over, flooding her apartment and the residence below. That residence belongs to Harry Morton, semi recent ex of Lohan's.

TMZ sources report that the damage to Morton's condo exceeds $150,000, and he wants Lindsay to pay for it.

Now for the fishy part. Lindsay was supposedly in NY when this all went down, but TMZ has video of La Lohan at an LA club taken that very night.

The plot thickens....

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posted by Eeyore at 1:28 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Cavallari Takes a Lesson From Papa Joe Simpson

Former 'Laguna Beach' reality star Kristin Cavallari has taken a lesson straight out Papa Joe Simpson's playbook, and is reaping the monetary benefits.

Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines. She was clever enough to spark a bidding war between Tao Las Vegas and Pure Las Vegas for the rights to hold her 21st birthday event - and bids are already up to $100,000. Cavallari has also mastered a method originated by Jessica Simpson and her father, Joe. She has a friend who fronts as a "personal photographer" and gets the "big photos" of her making out with pal Nick Zano. She then sells the images to the tabs, who give her a percentage. The practice "infuriates event organizers who pay her to attend their events because they only get C-rate photos for their use," a spy said. Cavallari's rep said, "We have some nice offers from different venues to hold Kristin's birthday party, and she has not yet chosen one . . . In this time of stalkerazzi who invade her privacy, Kristin, like many other celebs, has found a way to try to counter and control these uncomfortable situations and work with photographers they know and trust."

Well whatever works for her to extend her 15 minutes of fame, because at this point I think people are starting to ask "Kristin who?" Perhaps she needs to take a page out of Brody Jenner's playbook and date famous as well.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:47 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Jessica Simpson Wears "Mom Jeans"

Seriously, what was Jessica Simpson thinking when she went out in these high-waisted, pleated monstrosities on her lower half? I haven't seen mom jeans like those in a while, and I had hoped I would never see them again. Simpson looks like she weighs about 180 pounds, which on her would be an awful lot. Someone please tell Jess that just because some store sells pants like that, and she can afford to buy whatever she wants, doesn't mean she has to.

Photo: People.com

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posted by Eeyore at 8:33 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Avril Lavigne Tries Pretty in Pink

We all know Avril Lavigne has her own style, but I think this look is just plain wrong. Lavigne donned this Goodwill garment, fishnets and combat boots for her record release party in NYC.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:23 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
First Photos of Dannielynn and Daddy Larry

The first photos of little Dannielynn Smith have gone to OK! magazine, and they paid dearly for the rights. Baby daddt Larry Birkhead says all the proceeds from the photos will go into a trust for the baby.

In the meantime Birkhead is taking a beating from the other tabs who didn't get any pictures of the baby, and they are saying everything from Larry's a deadbeat, to he's partying the nights away impregnating random ladies, to he's actually gay. Birkhead has hired power attorney Marty Singer to serve defamation of character suits on some of the mags.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Wanna See Victoria Beckham Dance?

Posh Beckham is reportedly angling to be included in next season's cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' after seeing how well Heather Mills has done so far. She's also hoping it will rehab her public persona here in the States, considering she isn't perceived very well here so far, or very well known for that matter.

Pals say Victoria is impressed by the way Heather Mills, 39, turned around public opinion on the ABC programme. And she is keen to improve her own image Stateside — because many Americans don’t get what all the fuss is about.

An ABC source said: “We are halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather.

“We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect.

“Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her.”

I'm sure having her robo-boobs bouncing around the dancefloor could be fun to watch, especially if one manages to leap free of those skimpy costumes.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:51 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Wanna See David Beckham Naked?

The !!OMG Blog!! has a series of photos that appear to be un-Photoshopped David Beckham in full on frontal nudity, uncut (literally) and uncensored. The photos start from far away and then gradually get closer and closer, until you can see every hair and every.....well.....everything.

Click here to see these very NSFW pictures of Beckham.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:10 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Who Is.....Stephen Dorff?

Remember Stephen Dorff? No? Well he's an actor, and in spite of having over 50 credits on his IMDB credits, no one really remembers him from anything notable. He was the bad guy in 'Blade', if that means anything to you.

Anywhoo, Dorff was at Club Xenii recently, and was incredibly liquored up. He splashed some of his drink on some random girl's chest, and apolgized while making an off-colour comment to her, which pissed off her boyfriend. The boyfriend grabbed the little guy (he's 5'8"), and threw him across the bar, sending many bottles of high priced liquor a-flying. Incredibly no blood was spilled, and Stephen spent the rest of the evening propped up in a corner, either passed out or just taking a snooze.

The thing that Stephen Dorff is most remembered for is trading insults at a NY club with Jeremy Piven who called Dorff a has-been, and Dorff said at least he was a movie actor, and not just some cable TV guy like Piven.

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Mandy Moore Forgets Her Own Tunes

I guess Mandy Moore has tried a bit too hard to forget her start as a bubblegum popstar, because during a recent charity stage performance she didn't know any of the words to her old songs. She even had to pull out her Blackberrry and read the lyrics as she sang. Audience members were very confused at what amounted to a bad karaoke performance.

The charity event was the prom that Rachel Ray had organized for the tornado victims at Enterprise High School in Alabama. Ray had booked Moore as a surprise guest, and boy were the students surprised!

Sounds like Mandy should have put in a little practice at home before attempting something so difficult as singing her own songs.

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posted by Eeyore at 2:34 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Ohno and Hough's Perfect Score

Olympic speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno and his pro dance partner Julianne Hough scored perfect 10's from the judges last night, with their samba. Hough was dressed in a sexy tiger costume, and the two of them brought sensuality and commitment to the floor.

Len Goodman said “Occasionally the music, the choreography, the performance all come together, and you get a great, great show.” Bruno Tonioli said “I think the nation has been stunned. This is incredible.” Carrie Ann Inaba said “Perfection, that’s it perfection, that was perfection.”


Their total score of a perfect 30 out of 30 put the two youngsters at the top of the leaderboard for the night.

Of course the highlight of the evening was when Heather Mills took a tumble in the last second of her dance, and the runner up was the excruciatingly long look at her partner Jonathan's chest waxing. Ouch!

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Britney Plays the Blame Game

Britney Spears is blaming her manager, Larry Rudolph, for introducing her to celebutard Paris Hilton, which ultimately led to her crash and burn, and then rehab.

According to Page Six, Spears has fired Rudolph for his part in the crotch flashing/head shaving/rehab hopping/drunken partying debacle. Spears has also rehired her on-again off-again publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik.

Zelnik didn't know Rudolph's employment status when contacted, but Brit had recently signed a multi-year management contract with him. Stay tuned!

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Monday, April 16, 2007
More Lindsay Lohan Lesbo Rumors

Poor little Lindsay Lohan can't seem to get away from the Hollywood rumor mill. This time a former publicist turned gossip blogger, known as JJ, says Linds is actually a lesbian, and has been dating DJ Samantha Ronson. Lohan and Ronson have been spending an awful lot of time together lately in clubs where Ronson is DJ'ing.

Previously, rumors surfaced that the real source of the catfight between former BFF's Lohan and Paris Hilton was a lesbian relationship turned sour between the two.

JJ is currently pushing a book that apparently will include all the names of young Hollywood that Lindsay has had sex with.

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posted by Eeyore at 12:07 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Vanessa Minnillo Wants Jessica Simpson's Other Man Too

Vanessa Minnillo is hard at work seemingly trying to turn herself into a low rent version of Jessica Simpson, including having a cosmetics line and her ex-hubby Nick Lachey. Minillo isn't stopping there either.

Reportedly she is after Jess's mane man Ken Paves, and wants him to turn her tresses into a Jennifer Lopez-like work of art. Unfortunately for Vanessa, Paves' main allegiance is to BFF Jessica, and he won't do anything to upset her, which would probably include working on Minnillo's hair.

I guess Vanessa better start looking for a new do to copy, with a different stylist attached to it.

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posted by Eeyore at 11:27 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Crackhead Pete Still Nasty

Stay back, girls! Crackhead Pete Doherty is already taken! I know he looks delicious with his open sores, bloody nostrils, unwashed everything, and nasty dirty fingernails, but Kate Moss has scooped him up for her very own, and they are planning to be married.

Photo: Celeb Warship

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posted by Eeyore at 10:49 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Jake G. and Jen Aniston at the GLAAD Awards

Check out Jake Gyllenhaal checking out Jennifer Aniston's funbags at the GLAAD Media Awards over the weekend. Jakey surprised Jen by presenting her with an award, and also planting a kiss on her.

It looks to me that Jakey is hard at work fighting those gay rumors again. First by being paired off with Reese Witherspoon, and now dropping his eyeballs over Aniston's boobies. I think he had better stop spending all day long in Austin Nichols on-set trailer, and then those nasty rumors might start to go away.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:36 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Richard Gere Causes India Controversy


Richard Gere sparked a huge furor in India this weekend, after he appeared with Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty at an Aids awareness event, and planted some big kisses on her. Public displays of affection are taboo in India, and in reaction people started burning effigies of Gere and beating them with sticks.

Shetty reacted to the protests today, telling the Press Trust of India, "I understand this is his culture, not ours. But this was not such a big thing or so obscene for people to overreact in such manner."

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posted by Eeyore at 10:06 AM | Permalink | 1 comments
Timberlake: Out and Proud Nosepicker

Justin Timberlake, the man who brought sexy back, is an out and proud nosepicking afficionado.

The 'SexyBack' singer admits his worst habit is his penchant for a nasal rummage but insists he isn't embarrassed to admit it.

He said: "I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey there then just pick it man!"

Although he will proudly admit to picking his nose, Justin - who has previously dated Scarlett Johansson and Britney Spears - insists he "doesn't" eat the contents of his nostrils.

Mmmm....SEXY! Not.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:51 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Gosling and McAdams Split?

The NY Daily News is reporting that Ryan Gosling told a pal at his 'Fracture' premiere that he and Rachel McAdams were no longer together.

We hear that "The Notebook" true-life couple Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams have split. A pal of Gosling's was overheard asking the actor, "Where's Rachel tonight?" at the Los Angeles premiere of "Fracture" Wednesday. Gosling responded, "Don't you know? We broke up." A rep for Gosling refused to comment on the actor's personal life.

I certainly hope this isn't true. I love them as a couple, and they seemed like they were going to go the distance.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:27 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Sanjaya Booed at Dodger Game

'American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar may have people voting to keep him on the show, but when he attended a Dodger baseball game Saturday, the booing showed how people really feel.

The cameramen at the game put his picture up on the Jumbotron, and people started booing. According to Star magazine, Sanjaya tried to keep a happy face on, but his eyes were sad.

"He was just sitting there having a good time with his friends, just like a regular person," an eyewitness who was at the game tells Star. "And when the Dodger camera noticed him the camera guy ran over and taped him. Sanjaya's face pops up on the big screen right away. At first he smiled, he seemed to like the attention. But when the entire crowd at the stadium started to boo--and it was loud!--his smile faded a bit and his eyes looked sad. It's like he was trying to keep a fake smile on, but you could tell he was crestfallen. He just kept waving and smiling for a few seconds more then his image went off the screen."

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posted by Eeyore at 9:01 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Agassi Hits Graf With Racket During Tennis Match

Tennis star Andre Agassi accidentally smacked his wife Steffi Graf in the face with a tennis racket, leaving her requiring stitches. The accident happened during a charity match at the US Clay Court Championships in Houston, Texas.

Graf's lip was cut when Agassi's racket hit her face as they played a game while holding hands. Agassi says, "She's OK. It was an unfortunate accident."

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Friday, April 13, 2007
Seann Willam Scott Pretty Much Not Gay



'American Pie' cutie Seann William Scott silently refuted the claims that he is gay, by showing up at NYC restaurant Phillipe the other night and making out with his girlfriend for a couple of hours.

Onlookers say they looked "very much in love and were all over each other."

Scott has been quietly dating Victoria's Secret model Deanna Miller for two years, but has been dogged by gay rumors since he is rarely seen with a woman.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007
Marcus Schenkenberg Wants to Dance With the Stars

Male supermodel Marcus Schenkenberg has approached 'Dancing With the Stars' producers to see about appearing in next season's cast. I have no problem watching him lumber around the dance floor, as long he's wearing no clothes when he does it.

Other stars reportedly speaking to DWTS producers are Deborah Gibson and Reggie Miller.

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posted by Eeyore at 7:51 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Attention Lesbian Ladies: Natalie Portman's Available

Natalie Portman says in an interview that she's open to a lesbian relationship, though she's not necessarily looking for one.

The 'Star Wars' beauty admits she has never dated a woman, but is open to the idea of a same-sex relationship. She says, "I've never dated a woman or anything like it, but I think it's much more about the person you fall in love with. "Why would you close yourself off from 50 per cent of people?"

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posted by Eeyore at 10:37 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
A Look in Brad Pitt's Future

Brad's greying and then bald on the set of his film 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'. Is this a look at our future "Sexiest Man Alive"? I'm not sure I would find him quite as sexy if he let himself go bald like that. I hope Angie likes her man hairless...

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posted by Eeyore at 10:32 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Hilton Clashes With Bikini Salesgirl Over Undies

Hey, girls! Don't go buying any swimsuits in the 90210 area code, if you know what's good for your health. The National Enquirer's Mike Walker reports that Paris Hilton was called out on the carpet at posh Fred Segal boutique for trying on a couple of bikinis without the requisite panties on underneath. A sharp eyed salesgirl told Hilton she had to buy the swimsuits she had tried on, and Paris bolted instead.

I'm sure those suits had to be burned out back in the alley by a hazmat team.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:42 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Leo DiCaprio and Girlfriend to be Parents?

The Post Chronicle says that Leonardo DiCaprio and Israeli model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli are going to be proud parents in the Fall.

Friends of the couple - who have been dating for 15-months - claim the pair are absolutely "delighted" with the news.

Leo reportedly felt the fatherhood urge after his friend, 'Spider-Man' star Tobey Maguire celebrated the birth of his first child last November.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "He dotes on Tobey's little girl Ruby and has been asking him all about what it's like to being a dad." The couple's happy news comes shortly after reports Leo proposed to Bar, followed by a secret engagement party in Tel Aviv.

No official word from the pair's reps, but then again, it's always "deny, deny, deny" with them until about the time the kid actually pops.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:33 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Hulkster's Marriage: Down for the Count?

The National Enquirer is reporting that there is trouble in paradise, as far as Hulk Hogan's marriage is concerned.

Wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan, 53, has secretly consulted a divorce
lawyer about ending his 23-year marriage with his wife Linda, 46,
sources tell The Enquirer. Despite that, the two are still together
taping the fourth season of the reality show "Hogan Knows Best." "The
marriage is over. The show is the glue that's keeping them together,"
divulged a source. "It's Hulk who wants out. With the kids grown, he feels
it's time to move on." The source also told The Enquirer: "they're
not hiding their problems from the cameras. But what hasn't been filmed
is the fact that Hulk secretly consulted a divorce attorney."

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Joe Francis Can't Seem to Catch a Break This Week

This week 'Girls Gone Wild' honch Joe Francis got himself arrested at an airport while allegedly on his way to the cops to turn himself in on contempt of court charges. Unfortunately for Francis, now he's been slapped with indictments for federal tax evasion, for illegally deducting over $20 million in phony receipts from previous tax returns.

Court documents say that Francis transferred millions of dollars from an offshore bank account to a U.S. brokerage account. If found guilty, Francis could face 10 years in prison and $500,000 in fines.

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Kate Moss + White Powder = ?

Kate Moss goes back to the UK, and celebrates her first night home with Crackhead Pete by ending up with a mysterious powdered white substance all over her outfit. Hmmmm.....

Photo: Celeb Warship

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posted by Eeyore at 10:03 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Tara Reid Lost Something.....
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What in the H-E-Double-Toothpicks is going on with Tara Reid's boob??? It's just gone!

Photo: Day Old News

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posted by Eeyore at 9:44 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Brad and Angie Buying Ridulously Expensive Yacht?

Brangelina is reportedly spending a ridiculous sum of cash on a luxury yacht, because I guess they don't have enough room for their ginormous brood in their umpteen houses.

Brangelina are reportedly buying a $94 million yacht.

The Hollywood couple are said to be splashing out the enormous sum on a luxury 240 feet-long three-deck yacht, which they have reportedly ordered from a company near Rome.

Brangelina will have a choice of six ensuite bedrooms on board the lavish ship, decorated with marble and gold fittings. The mega-yacht will also boast a helicopter pad, swimming pool and gym.

Boat builder Mario La Via confirmed the Privilege Yard near the Italian capital had received an order for the luxury vessel, but refused to say whether the prospective owners were Brangelina.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:33 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
MTV to Naomi Campbell: Your TV Show is Calling

Calling all (or any) of Naomi Campbell's reps....MTV would like to speak to you!

Page Six reports that MTV has had a TV show deal in production with the wacked out supermodel, but Campbell and her reps have stopped returning their calls. Trouble is, their is much confusion over who exactly reps Campbell.

The music network was set to start shooting a reality show called "The Minion" with Campbell on Friday, which would have followed the garbage-lugging lunatic in her search for a new (and presumably pugilistic) assistant. But it had to cancel the show when Campbell stopped returning calls. "Producers were on the phone with her all the time, setting up the show with her and her manager - but then last week MTV stopped getting their calls returned," our source said. "The show is pulped. They don't understand why Naomi won't call back." An MTV rep said, "The show is still in production." But Jeff Raymond, Campbell's latest rep, e-mailed, "That is not true. There is no show." The confusion might have arisen because the flighty model has told several people that they can represent her - and no one at MTV is sure which manager repped her. Besides Campbell's longtime adviser Bethanne Hardison, Hollywood hotshot Bernie Cahill also thought he repped Campbell - something IMG says it does exclusively. IMG says it was unaware of a show ever being in production.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:38 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Scary Spice Puts Murphy's Name on Birth Certificate

Melanie Brown, AKA Scary Spice, popped out her new baby girl named Fortuna Daphne Bay a few days ago, but that's not what's news here. The news part is that she went ahead and put Eddie Murphy's name on the baby's birth certificate after he publicly denied being the baby's father.

The couple dated for six months last year until Murphy announced on TV that "we're not together anymore".

Last November - a month after Brown announced her pregnancy news - the Dreamgirls actor publicly dismissed her claims of paternity on Dutch TV show RTL Boulevard, saying, "I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test."

No tests have been announced yet, and Murphy has not responded or commented on the birth of Brown's baby.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:23 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Post Chronicle Outing Ryan Seacrest?

The Post Chronicle might want to bone up on the ramifications of outing someone who really doesn't want to be outed, or just isn't gay. One of their online headlines reads: "Is Ryan Seacrest The New Gay Larry King?"

The article doesn't address the screaming gay headline, but instead alludes to another suspected in the closet newsman, Anderson Cooper.

Click here to read the article.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007
And the Daddy Title Goes To.......

Larry Birkhead!

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Jesse Metcalfe Naked in 'Equus'?

Rumors are flitting around that 'Desperate Housewives' gardener Jesse Metcalfe could soon be replacing Daniel Radcliffe in London theater production 'Equus'. Please recall that Radcliffe gets NAKED in the play, and who wouldn't want to see Metcalfe do the same?

Currently however, Jesse is in rehab battling alcohol troubles.

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New Couple Alert? Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo


People online reports that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent the weekend in NYC together and with friends, and looked very cozy together.

On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. "They were in a good mood," says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling.

"They were definitely holding hands," says another observer. "They were a cute couple!"

Johansson, 22, who is a New York native, and Reynolds, 30, who ended his engagement to Alanis Morissette in February, also spent Easter together.

The pair, who were with a group of pals, arrived at the Carlyle hotel around 4 p.m. Sunday for the $135 prix fixe lunch.

The whole group "was having a blast," says one witness. "It looked like a group of friends. I don't even think they were celebrating Easter."

Don't get your hopes up, folks. Scarlett is definitely a player, and just told Seventeen magazine that she's not in the market for a boyfriend.

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Monday, April 9, 2007
Elizabeth Shue: Tennis Pro?

Actress Elizabeth Shue is in training to become a professional tennis player. The 43 year old, yes you read that right, says she has no delusions about playing in the US Open, but is aiming to be playing in professional tournaments by the end of the year.

Shue has been acting since 1983, her first credited role was in 'The Karate Kid'. She is also known for her roles in the 'Back to the Future' films, 'Cocktail' (opposite Tom Cruise), and 'Leaving Las Vegas'.

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Gossip Fix
It's Easter, so Paris Hilton does the Christian thing and moons everyone -- Celeb Warship
Jenna Jameson becoming ghost of XXX Easter past -- Celebrity Mound
Paris Hilton and her lawyer aren't happy -- D-Listed
Conspicuously absent Alyssa Milano reappears in Stuff magazine -- Hollywood Backwash
Hayden Panettiere gets Punk'd -- Just Jared
Kirsten Dunst talks about smokin' da Ganja, mon -- The Evil Beet

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posted by Eeyore at 12:31 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Uh Oh! Katie Holmes Peeved About Novel

A novel has been released that apparently follows some very close correlations to Katie Holmes' life.

The book, by Lori Culwell, is called "Hollywood Car Wash", and is about the rise of a young actress on a tv series who is forced to lose weight, takes drugs, is hounded by paparazzi, and gets into a contracted relationship.

"Someone gave her a copy last weekend, and she's been reading it non-stop ever since," said one of the actress' friends. "She's already having problems with Tom, and now she feels like her private life has been exposed. She's really upset."

"Katie can't believe the similarities," said a source.

Author Lori Culwell denies that the character is based on Holmes, though on her MySpace page she does maintain that all the scenarios and people in the book are 100% real.

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posted by Eeyore at 12:13 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
'Laguna Beach' Wahler Arrested Yet Again

20 year old Jason Wahler, formerly of MTV's 'The Hills' and 'Laguna Beach' fame, is now just known as "the guy who keeps getting arrested for being drunk".

This time Wahler was in Seattle at the Waterfront Marriott when police were called in response to a fight between Wahler and an unidentified man.

Hotel security found Wahler wrestling on the lobby floor with an unidentified man. The police report says Wahler used his right fist to punch the unidentified man in the mouth. According to the document, Whaler then ran from the hotel, only to return a short time later.

Officer DePina, who wrote the report, says when Seattle PD arrived they found a "very intoxicated" Wahler passed out on the floor in a hallway on the third floor. When DePina tried to take Wahler into custody, the former reality star allegedly lashed out, calling the arresting officer "a nig**r, a fag**t, and a poor f**k." According to DePina, Wahler also stated, "that he was rich and would have my ass." Wahler, who was described as "belligerent and hostile," allegedy threated DePina a second time, saying, "Come down to L.A. county and get your ass kicked!"

Wahler was booked on charges of criminal trespassing and assualt.


It's his fourth arrest in nine months.

Wait, isn't he supposed to be in jail or something already right now??

In a related story, Wahler's ex girlfriend Jessica Smith, was also recently arrested for an alcohol related incident involving an injury car crash.

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Jurassic Park 4 Being Cast

'Jurassic Park 4' is currently being cast, and producers have contacted Laura Dern to tell her that Ellie Satler will play a big role in the film. Dern originated the character in the first 'Jurassic Park', but wasn't cast in the second feature, and played a very minor part in number 3.

Word is that Sam Neill, who was in all three previous films, will not return for a fourth outing as Dr. Alan Grant, paleontologist.

JP4 is set to begin filming this year and, Dern says it will probably be realeased sometime in 2008.

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posted by Eeyore at 11:28 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
'Housewives' Hunk Accidental Pair Up

Ted Casablanca reports that the pairing of 'Desperate Housewives' Josh Henderson and desperate celebutard Paris Hilton wasn't necessarily intentional.

It seems that cutie Henderson was more inclined to date Hilton's BFF for the moment Elisha Cuthbert, and cozied up to Paris to make that happen. In the meantime he must have felt that Paris was the best of the bunch, because he's stuck with her for a few weeks now.

Cuthbert is nowhere to be seen....

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posted by Eeyore at 10:20 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Rotem Talks About "Dating" Britney

Yet another pathetic piece of dog poo that has dated Britney Spears airs his dirty laundry for public consumption. This time it's self proclaimed music producer JR Rotem, the guy who hung around Brit for a milisecond and got his really disgusting mug in the news.

Rotem says, yes he dated Spears, but only until she flashed her cooch to photographers, and then he dumped her.

He says,"Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing. Now it's kind of rocky between us. We're working together still, but I'm not sure if I want to be tied down, period."

He adds that he has a long list of chicas that he has been associated with, whether professionally or otherwise isn't specified, but it includes Mya, Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, and Meagan Good.

"It's a pretty big list, and it's growing. Britney got me the furthest. She had something special."

You can see that something special by clicking here (NSFW).

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Dunst's Latest Dude Dumps Her for Ex

Kiki can't seem to catch a break or keep a man lately, and all the men she picks are still pining for their exes.

The latest dumper, Johnny Borrell of band Razorlight, cut Kirsten loose after just three weeks of transcontinental bliss, deciding he was still in love with ex, Fabiola Gatti. The cutting loose came after rumors swirled that Dunst had moved to the UK to be with Borrell, and they were seen everywhere together.

Apparently those fuzzy feelings must not have lasted, because according to a source, "Now Johnny's realized she's not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend."
Kirsten was previously linked to Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, who dumped her because of unresolved feelings towards his ex Drew Barrymore.

Seems like Kiki just can't get past that status of "rebound girl".

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Friday, April 6, 2007
The Grindhouse Girls Get Their Naked On

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan pose nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. 'Nuff said.

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Rachel Ray: Do-Gooder Chipmunk

It's hard to say anything bad about Rachel Ray today, especially after she helped out a town recently struck by a tornado.

Ray made sure that the students who lost eight classmates and their school in a tornado got a senior prom, her publicist confirmed Thursday.

The celebrity chef planned the menu and helped prepare dinner at Enterprise High School's prom, according to a statement from Ray's publicist, Georgianna Dente. The star of the syndicated "The Rachael Ray Show" paid for the dance and filmed it for an episode to air this month.

"The students of Enterprise High are so courageous, given all that they've gone through," Ray said in the statement. "When I heard about what happened to their school and classmates, we wanted to help.

Aww, that was sweet of her. But this was also a great opportunity to show off gallery of the absurd's chipmunk portrait of Ray.

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Jen Aniston and Orlando Bloom? Doubtful.

I can't figure out why everyone is so desperate to hook up Jennifer Aniston with every Tom, Dick, and Harry out there. This time she is being linked to Orlando Bloom, after the two were allegedly (and I stress allegedly) seen dining together at the Sunset Tower hotel.

"They were with other people," a witness tells In Touch. "But they were deep in conversation all night." Jen's rep, however, called the night out a business meeting. The next evening, Orlando was seen with model Miranda Kerr.

I say Jen will hook up when she's good and ready, and frankly I suppose I'm just not that interested in who she's shtupping.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:52 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Hugh Hefner Really Wants His Burial Plot for Himself

Donna Hogan, sister of Anna Nicole Smith, contacted Hugh Hefner and asked him to give up his burial plot next to Marilyn Monroe so Anna could be buried there instead.

The tycoon, who hopes to be buried next to the movie icon at Westwood Memorial Park in Los Angeles when he dies, admits he was floored by the strange request from DONNA HOGAN, which came days after the death of 1993's Playmate of the Year.

He reveals, "The sister asked if it was possible to be buried there, which I though was out of the blue."

Hefner declined the odd offer, but not out of disrespect for Anna Nicole, who he admits he liked a lot.

Donna Hogan gave a teary explanation to Hugh Hefner on why she wanted him to give up his plot. She told Hugh that Anna Nicole Smith was such a devoted fan to Marilyn and idolized her so much, that it would only be right for her to lay next to her in death. Donna then started talking about how much Hugh claimed that he liked Anna and if he really did, he would give up the plot so that Anna could rest in peace next to her idol.

On the other hand, Hugh is more than willing to dedicate an upcoming Playboy issue to Anna, featuring her image on the cover and previously unreleased photos of her in a layout. He says the spread will be a tasteful tribute to the former model.

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'The Hills' Coming Back for Third Season

Fear not 'Hills' fans, Lauren, Audrina, Heidi, and Whitney will be returning for a third season MTV's hit show, debuting this Summer. 'The Hills' is currently the cable network's number one rated show, drawing in an average of 2.7 million viewers each week.

There is plenty of drama to resolve in this third season, with pals Heidi and Lauren headed for splitsville due to the manipulations of Spencer. Not to mention the unveiling of Heidi's recent boob job.

We'll see if Heid stays with Spencer, rekindles her friendship with Lauren and Audrina, and if Whitney lands her Vogue dreamjob, and if Lauren gets a decent boyfriend.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:16 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Christina Aguilera or Granny Smith?

Granny, my what big glasses you have.....Granny, my what an orange glow you've got....You're not my Granny! It's Christina Aguilera exiting her NY hotel in a bathrobe, chenille blankie, hairnet, and high heels. Xtina is in town for a tour stop in Uniondale, NY.

Photo: People.com

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posted by Eeyore at 10:06 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Lauren Conrad Sex Tape?

There seems to be a lot of talk that there may or may not be a sex tape involving 'The Hills' Lauren Conrad and her ex Jason Wahler.

According to Wahler and gossip queen Perez Hilton there is definitely a tape, and he is trying to sell it before he is due to do time for underage drinking and resisting arrest.

"Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail," a source close to Wahler tells the self proclaimed 'Queen Of All Media.' "LC will lose her mind when she finds out!"

Over at US magazine, they say no way. Lauren made an official statement proclaiming that there is no tape. Unfortunately, LC's reps aren't so sure, and according to Hollyscoop they are getting themselves in a tizzy trying to find out if it actually exists or not.

'Lauren's reps at PR firm Rogers & Cowan are literally in a frenzy trying to get to the bottom of this. Some doubt the existence of the tape, claiming its just a PR move...but I guess we'll have to wait and see.

"Lauren tried to break into Jason's apartment to get the tape," says a mutual friend of the pair. "She was practically stalking him and calling non-stop until he finally agreed to give her the video."

"They edit around the show to make Lauren look like a goodie two shoes on The Hills, but she's hardly a saint," says an insider on the show. "LC is gonna pop more Adderal then she usually does when she finds out that news of the sex tape was made public."'


Sounds like some super-duper trash talking to me. Stay tuned 'Hills' fans!

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Thursday, April 5, 2007
I Won't be Posting Much Today....
I'm a bit (a lot!) under the weather today, and won't be able to post much. Doctor's appointment this afternoon, and just yucksville so far. Please visit the spectacular sites listed in the blogroll to get your gossip fix. Hopefully I'll be back up to snuff tomorrow.

CeCe

Update: It's an upper respiratory viral infection. I probably still won't be able to post a whole lot tomorrow with the combination of drugs I'm on. Yippeee! I see dead people......
 
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LC Does Her Part for the Environment


'The Hills' Lauren Conrad attended the EMA-E! tree-planting benefit, and brought a shrub for the occasion. Other notables who attended were 'Boston Legal's Constance Zimmer, 'The Office's Angela Kinsey, and Lance Bass.

Photo: E! Online

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Dempsey Still Keeps Distance from Dr. McAngry

Patrick Dempsey revealed in a recent interview that fellow Seattle Grace doc Isaiah Washington is a changed man since completing anger rehab. That said, he revealed that he still keeps his distance when they aren't working on scenes together.

He says, "I haven't spent enough time around him to honestly know what's going on with him... (but) you do have a feeling, when you look at him, that something is different, and that he is working on things. You can't get away from the fact he's doing a great job on the show; he does beautiful work. He's very passionate about it. He allows himself to feel deeply and sometimes that's very difficult to contain and control appropriately."

The two actors were involved in an on-set fight last October after Washington used a gay slur to attack fellow castmate T.R. Knight.

The controversy rumbled into 2007 when Washington repeated the gay remark at the Golden Globes.

He has since apologised, met with gay community leaders and undergone counseling to help him with anger issues, and Dempsey feels sure the actor is a different person.

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Interview With Heidi Montag's Mom

Radar Online celebrated the season two finale of 'The Hills' by contacting Heidi Montag's mother, and asked her questions about everything from Spencer Pratt, to her friendship with Lauren Conrad, to what Heidi's future holds. She didn't comment, however, on Heidi's most recent purchase, a set of fake boobies.

To read all the scoop straight from Heidi's mom's mouth, click here.

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Jenna Jameson Gets a Little Shopping Done

A reportedly botched vaginoplasty isn't enough to keep Jenna Jameson from giving her credit cards a workout yesterday at Beverly Center.

I'm wondering if that t-shirt she is wearing was made from either a photo or drawing of herself....

Photo: TMZ.com

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Jake Gyllenhaal Brings Spandex Back

Jake Gyllenhaal stopped traffic this week, appearing for a bike ride around Runyon Canyon in LA wearing a spandex biking outfit. Looks like Jake's been putting in just as many hours in the gym as Cameron Diaz lately.

Photo: TMZ.com

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posted by Eeyore at 9:25 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Cameron Diaz: Surf's Up!


Life & Style Weekly had these pics of Cameron Diaz indulging in her new favorite pasttime, surfing in Hawaii. This time around there was no Kelly Slater to be found, just Hans Hederman, who taught both Cam and Justin Timberlake to surf while they were still together.


“Hans is one of the best,” says the insider. “He owns the surf shop that Cam is renting her board from.”

Cameron has been spending two hours at a time out in the ocean, several times a day, says the insider. She even tried surfing at night so she wouldn’t be photographed.

“Now she's blatantly out in the open,” says the insider. “She really doesn't care who sees her - you can just tell she loves surfing. She seems very relaxed now, and just getting used to being a surfer and being out in public with everyone everyday.”
Cameron has become quite an expert, using a 9-foot long board, says the insider.

“That's a big board!” the source insider says. “The waves have at least 6 foot bases. It’s not easy — she looks like a stuntwoman out there.”

It's good to see that those long hours in the gym are also paying off for Cam with a superb bikini body.

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Naomi Watts and Her Baby Bump

Naomi Watts shows off her burgeoning baby bump in NY this week. Watts and boyfriend Liev Schreiber are expecting this Summer.

Photo: People.com

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"Hero" Hayden Mistaken for Lindsay

Underage nightclubbing 'Hero' Hayden Panettiere got mistaken for Lindsay Lohan, and boy was she peeved!

As Hayden was leaving L Scorpion in Hollywood last night, a confused fan yelled "Give 'em hell, Lindsay!" Hayden responded by yelling back "Don't ever call me that again!"

Unfortunately for the fan, they didn't hear her and made the same mistake twice. Click the pic above to see the whole thing in action.

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War Goes On for 'The Hills' Cast

Monday evening was the finale of MTV's 'The Hills', and we saw Heidi move out of the townhouse she shared with Lauren, and move in with her player boyfriend Spencer. So what has happened to the roomies for the last several months since the finale was filmed? US Weekly found out.



"Lauren and Heidi are no longer friends," a Hills source tells us. "They never talk or hang out. Spencer achieved his goal and broke them apart."

The feud heated up even more Monday night. Sources snitch that Montag declined MTV's invitation to attend The Hills: Finale After Party filmed before a live studio audience at MTV Studios in NYC last night.

During the broadcast, when host Susie Castillo asked Conrad how her friendship is with Heidi these days, she replied bluntly, “It’s definitely different.”

So why did Heidi decline to join fellow Hills stars Conrad, Audrina, and Whitney at the after party show?

A source tells Usmagazine.com that she opted to stay back in Los Angeles with Pratt, who was not invited. "Heidi was offended they wouldn't invite Spencer."

But Lauren hasn't completely ruled out a reconciliation with her former BFF.

When Usmagazine.com recently asked Conrad whether she and Heidi could be friends again if she breaks up with Spencer, Conrad answered, "Of course, I love Heidi. I was in a similar situation with her last year when I moved out with my boyfriend [Jason Wahler]. Heidi and I barely talked, but as soon as we broke up, she was there for me, and it only made our friendship stronger."

Meanwhile, Pratt and Montag are still shacking up in a Hollywood apartment. "We're going to take over the world," Pratt recently told Usmagazine.com. "Heidi is the biggest star from that show."

Or at least has taken her clothes off the most. Heidi was featured in Stuff Magazine in some barely there swimsuits and suggestive poses. She says she hopes to have an acting career and a couple of albums out in the future.

As for Lauren, she is currently roommates with Audrina, and is a spokesperson for mark cosmetics, an Avon line. Lauren is also developing a fashion line scheduled to hit stores this Fall.

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Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson are Roomies

Tommy Lee has moved back into ex-wife Pamela Anderson's Malibu house while his own home is being renovated. The pair has stayed friends, and even remarried each other, then divorced again later. They also have two kids together, Brandon and Dylan.

A few weeks ago there was some speculation about the state of their relationship when the pair were seen kissing each other after dining at The Ivy. Pam denied that they were back together.

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Ne-Yo Catching Flack for Writing "Irreplaceable"

R & B'er Ne-Yo is the brains behind Beyonce's number one hit "Irreplaceable", and is getting a little bit of flack from his guy friends about it.

Knowles reveals Ne-Yo has been singled out for writing the catchy tune, which spent the first two months of 2007 at number one in America. She claims some men are upset because Irreplaceable is one of those songs that empower women and give them the strength to kick bad boyfriends out of their lives. She says, "I know he's getting a lot of talk from the guys, like, 'How could you write that? You're a man, you know?' All the men are in trouble now."

Ne-yo has lots of songwriting credits, including tunes for Rihanna, Paula DeAnda, Whitney Houston, Britney Spears, Julio Iglesias, and Celine Dion. He also has future plans for working with Michael Jackson, Jennifer Hudson, and Usher.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Halle Berry Gets her Hollywood Star

Halle Berry was honored today to receive her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Berry was selected for the honor four years ago, but her busy schedule kept her from attending a ceremony, until now.

Speaking to fans in Hollywood this morning, Berry said, "I'm thrilled and very honoured to be part of Hollywood history."

The star is the 2,333rd one to be placed on the sidewalk.

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Simpson and Mayer's Wild Monkey Sex

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been travelling the world as of late, while Mayer has been on a concert tour. The couple has been making their presence known in hotels, if a Female First article is to be believed.

Jessica Simpson stunned guests at a Rome hotel by romping noisily with her lover John Mayer, it has been claimed.

The 'Employee of the Month' actress was seen having dinner with the American musician in the romantic Italian city before heading back to the exclusive luxury Hotel de Russie.

When they got back to their room the couple's energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.

A source revealed to More magazine: "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time.

"This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."

Perhaps they should consider renting houses from now on while on tour. They can be as loud as they want and not bother anyone.

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Joe Francis Gets Socked in the Jaw

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis just can't seem to catch a break. This time Francis got smacked in the jaw by the boyfriend of a Brazilian model he was flirting with in a club.

A guy went wild with jealousy and punched "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis in the head Saturday night at the Miami club Cameo. Francis, who'd been sipping Bacardi mojitos, was in the company of socialites Anna Anisimova and Tinsley Mortimer but paying more attention to a group of Brazilian models. The boyfriend of one of the South American sirens took offense and initiated the violence, a source said. After the assault, a weary Francis was escorted from the scene by security.

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LC, Whitney and Audrina Stop By TRL

Three stars of MTV's 'The Hills' dropped by 'Total Request Live' on Monday to promote their season finale which aired last night. Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port chatted about the show, and then jetted off to NY nightclub Butter, where they danced until the wee hours.

Photo: People.com

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posted by Eeyore at 9:23 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Jessica Biel: Stuff Mag's Sexiest Woman

Jessica Biel topped the list of Stuff magazine's 100 sexiest women, beating out Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, and Scarlett Johansson.

The top 10 sexiest women were:

1. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Alba
4. Eva Longoria
5. Katharine McPhee
6. Sienna Miller
7. Olivia Wilde
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Malin Akerman
10. Christina Aguilera


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posted by Eeyore at 9:01 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Scary Spice is New Mom

Melanie Brown, AKA Scary Spice, is a new mama to an unnamed baby girl. The baby was born this morning at 12:11am, coincidentally on supposed baby-daddy Eddie Murphy's own birthday.

Stay tuned to the saga of finding out who is the baby's daddy. Paternity testing will follow, if Murphy has his way. He denies that Scary's baby is his.

Brown's spokeswoman says, "The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."

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Pam Anderson Looking a Bit Worse for Wear

Pammie's looking a little worse for wear as she runs on the beach with a puppy pal. At almost 40 we can't necessarily expect that her bod looks camera ready at all times, but if it's not, I say, please cover it up a bit.

Photo: US Weekly

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Monday, April 2, 2007
Mandy Moore Found Courtney Love's Lost Weight

Is it just me, or does Mandy Moore suddenly look absolutely HUGE??

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Posh and Beck's Reality Show Probably Scrapped

Poor Posh and Becks. Their much hyped reality show which would see the two Brits in their move to LA, etc., etc., and follow much the same lines as 'The Osbournes', may be scrapped before an episode ever airs.

Why, you ask? Say it isn't so, you lament! Well it's because none of the Beckhams high profile (read famous) friends would show their mugs on camera. Without those famous faces, the Beckhams are just two barely known British people with cool hair and nice clothes who are on US TV.

'So far, all that's been filmed is Victoria house-hunting and her quest to find schools for the kids, which hardly makes scintillating viewing,' the source said.

'David and Victoria are not well known out there and they have not yet been able to convince any of their celebrity friends to come on.'

Reports that the Beckhams were paid £10million for the show were wrong, the source added, saying they received the much more modest sum of £300,000.

The show's executive producer is Victoria's manager, Simon Fuller.

Posh has previously said of him: 'He has so much success around the world with his TV shows and the respect and the trust of everybody he works with.'

Perhaps if Posh would open her purse strings and become a Scientologist, many a celeb guest appearance would soon follow. However the chances of that are slim to none, as Victoria has made it abundantly clear that she thinks paying for a religion is a total waste.

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Angelina Jolie to Adopt Again Soon?

Angelina Jolie has reportedly set the wheels in motion to adopt yet another child, this time a little girl from the African nation of Chad.

A source discussing Angelina's family - which also consists of Cambodian son Maddox, Ethiopian daughter Zahara and Angelina's natural daughter Shiloh with lover Brad Pitt - said: "Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family.

"She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life." Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process.

The source added to Britain's News of the World newspaper: "She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer."

Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family. She said: "Should you balance the races, so there's another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so.

"Shiloh has Brad and me to look at."

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Tara Reid Barely Avoids Bikini Disaster

Tara Reid's cups are definitely running over as she vacations in Mexico this week. An onlooker stares at her funbags, either dreading or hoping that they will indeed burst forth from the confines of an ill fitting bikini top.

Photo: TMZ.com

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posted by Eeyore at 1:09 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Crackhead Pete Takes Away Kate's Sexy

Kate Moss is dropping off FHM's list of the world's sexiest women because her rocky relationship with crackhead Pete Doherty is a major turnoff to men.

FHM executive editor Chris Bell explains, "In the fashion world Kate is considered one of the most beautiful women, but according to FHM readers she's past it. Kate's alleged hard party lifestyle is starting to take its toll and she's definitely starting to look a little weathered. Kate's size zero look might be winning her million dollar fashion contracts, but the average guy on the street prefers someone much more womanly."

Keira Knightley and British glamour model Keeley Hazell are favorites to claim the 2007 title.

It doesn't look like Kate will redeem herself anytime soon since rumor has it that she and Crackhead Pete are getting set to wed in the near future, as soon as he is legally able to travel.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:33 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Diddy Loses 11 Mil of Bling in Spain

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs is a wee bit upset at the loss of an $11 million diamond cross necklace. The rapper/music producer was staying in Spain on the island of Ibiza, and was out partying when his luxury villa was raided and the necklace stolen.

A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "He was livid when he found the necklace had been stolen. He loves being extravagant and his collection of flash jewelry is his prized possession. It's a trademark for rappers, it's a status symbol. He will feel lost without it."

Awwww...someone will have to go out and spend a little disposable income and buy himself more blingy things, rather than help some underprivileged starving kids in Africa.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:24 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Courtney Love is Flabtastic!

Courtney Love shows what happens when one loses weight too quickly and your skin doesn't have a chance to catch up. Her flabalicious tummy could use a little tucking, or at least some copious sit-ups.

Photo: TMZ.com

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posted by Eeyore at 8:19 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Did Drew Steal Fabrizio's Stroke?

Drew Barrymore's tender touch might have done a number on her rocker ex's love life.

Earlier this year, Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer for the Strokes and Barrymore's on-and-off boyfriend of nearly five years, was dating Kirsten Dunst. But in mid-March, the Spiderman actress abruptly split with Moretti and took up with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell.

While trading up from a drummer to a frontman might seem like an obvious move, a source who discussed the breakup with Dunst says there was another factor: Despite repeated entreaties, Dunst couldn't persuade Moretti to have sex with her. When pressed to consummate the relationship, says the source, Moretti told her he wasn't over Barrymore.

Asked about that account, Dunst's spokesman says only, "Kirsten is and has always been friends with Fabrizio."

To read the exclusive article, go to Radar online.

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