Saturday, March 31, 2007
Long Lost Twins?

Avril Lavigne and Sarah Michelle Gellar look as if they could have been separated at birth. What do you think?
Labels: Avril Lavigne, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Britney's Rehab Tennis Partner ID'ed

Remember when Britney Spears was in rehab and she was photographed playing tennis with some dude? And remember when Britney and her tennis partner dude
disappeared into the shrubs to dry hump, and had to be seperated by rehab security?
Well, the unidentified tennis playing Britney humper has been identified, by none other than the guy's own publicist.
Musician Howie Day's publicist wrote to Page Six to tell us that Britney Spears' recent unidentified tennis partner at Promises rehab center in Los Angeles, where they were photographed, is none other than her client. Day is evidently being treated at the facility, and his rep informed us, "He is promising to finish his next album when he emerges."
Day is mostly known as a one hit wonder for the song "Collide", which acchieved quite a bit of radio success after it was featured on TV shows 'Scrubs' and 'One Tree Hill'. Since then he has had a few scrapes with the law, and is supposedly now back in the recording studio working on another album.
SourceLabels: Britney Spears, Howie Day
Friday, March 30, 2007
Jen Garner and Violet Have a Day Out

Jennifer Garner and little Violet have a fun day out together at the park. Jen's looking all muscly and back in pre-pregnancy shape.
Photo: US Weekly
Labels: Jennifer Garner
Wahlberg and Shyamalan to Team Up

Mark Wahlberg has signed on to M. Knight Shyamalan's new thriller 'The Happening'.
Wahlberg will play Elliot Moore in a story about a family on the run from an apocalyptic threat to humanity. Shyamalan wrote the original screenplay, and produces with Sam Mercer and Barry Mendel.
"Mark has a unique blend of charisma, humanity, authenticity and skillfulness as an actor," Shyamalan said in a statement. "All of which coalesced at this moment in his career, making him the perfect person to take on the role of Eliot Moore, the science teacher at the center of this event."
Production is set to begin in August in Philadelphia, with a release date slated for June 2008.
SourceLabels: M. Knight Shyamalan, Mark Wahlberg, The Happening
Timberlake Gets a Britney-Buzz

Justin Timberlake sports a Britney-buzz cut as he leaves a NY hotel this week.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake
John Travolta Solves Global Warming!

John Travolta has unveiled his plan to solve the problem of global warming....move to another planet!
The actor, who is a follower of Scientology, thinks the only way mankind may be able to survive the impending environmental disaster is to colonise another world.
Travolta - who infuriated environmentalists by flying his private jet to the London premiere of his new film 'Wild Hogs' - told BANG Showbiz: "I think that everyone can do their bit, but I'm wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets and also domed cities, because I don't know if there's a way to repair these holes in the sky."
Can we get our tickets for the space shuttle now? Is there a line?
SourceLabels: John Travolta
Jenna Jameson Gets a Little Work Done

Jenna Jameson, porn star extraordinaire, has reportedly had a little lift and tuck on her undercarriage in the form of a vaginoplasty. Jameson has been left very unhappy with the results of the surgery, and has holed up (no pun intended) and isn't speaking to anybody.
Unfortunately for Jenna, talks are in progress to turn her book 'How to Make Love Like a Porn Star' into a mainstream movie, and she hasn't showed up to the meetings. This could mean the end of the film, which she had handpicked Scarlett Johannsen to star in as herself. No word on whether ScarJo had actually accepted or even considered the role.
Labels: Jenna Jameson, Scarlett Johansson
Britney Celebrates Divorce Settlement

What does every other newly minted rehab graduate do when they want to celebrate a big moment like divorce? Go to a bar, of course! That's just what Britney Spears did last night after spending the day with Kevin Federline and a bunch of lawyers finalizing the terms of their divorce.
Brit showed up at Bridge Restaurant and Lounge, wearing a wig and a ridiculous Bedazzled hat that didn't go with her sexy dress at all. The popster stayed only 30 minutes before leaving for parts unknown, but sported a huge smile for the paps.
SourceLabels: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Stripes May Be in This Season for Hilton

Celebutard Paris Hilton may face up to 90 days in jail after being found in violation of her probation and knowingly driving with a suspended license.
Previously, Hilton's spokesman Elliot Mintz told the Associated Press that she was unaware that her license had been suspended.
"When Paris called me (after she was pulled over on Feb. 27), she asked if her license was suspended," Mintz said. "If that's the case, she and I are unaware of it."
But Nick Velasquez, spokesman for the City Attorney's Office, said Thursday: "We have sufficient evidence to prove that Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive."
Hilton's attorney's have managed to get her out of tight legal spots before, but they may not be so lucky this time, and the celebutard extraordinaire may have to serve some jail time.
SourceLabels: Paris Hilton
Sarah Michelle Gellar to Join Batman Sequel?

Joss Whedon, creator of the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' series, let the cat out of the bag that Sarah Michelle Gellar is more than likely joing the 'Batman' cast.
In a post on his website, Whedon wrote "I had been talking back and forth with one of Sarah Michelle Gellar's reps about a role in a new film I start shooting in May. "They expressed a morsel of interest... Unfortunately, yesterday (28MAR07) we were informed that she wouldn't be able to do it; because there might be a clash with Batman."
I think that would be awesome if SMG was in 'Batman', and I might be more inclined to actually see it as opposed to Katie Holmes or Maggie Gyllenhaal. Don't worry Maggie fans, she is still part of the cast.
SourceLabels: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sarah Michelle Gellar, The Dark Knight
Hudson-McConaughey Filming Halted for Jellyfish

'Fool's Gold', starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey and filming off Fraser Island, Australia, had to halt production at it's current location because of jellyfish.
A scene in the film was to have featured the actors swimming off the island. "You can't now say the waters around Fraser Island are jellyfish safe," Dr. Jamie Seymour of James Cook University, told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. "I mean, these animals have the potential to kill you." The irukandji jellyfish are only thumbnail sized but are regarded as one of the world's most toxic creatures. Their sudden discovery around Fraser Island was being blamed on global warming.
No word yet on when or where filming is to resume.
SourceLabels: Fool's Gold, Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey
The Name's Bono....Sir KBE Bono

U2 frontman received the honor of being knighted at a Dublin ceremony Thursday. Because he isn't a British citizen, the customary title of "sir" doesn't come with it.
The actual title that was bestowed on Bono is Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, or KBE.
During the event, a letter by British Prime Minister Tony Blair was read, praising the singer's activism. "I'll leave it to others far more knowledgeable than me to talk about U2's music," Blair wrote, according to the BBC. "All I'll say is that, along with millions of others right across the world, I'm a huge fan."
Bono also addressed the criticism – especially from Irish nationalists – that he would accept the British honor. "It has been a great year for this award to happen in," Bono said, adding, "And it does feel like this country and Great Britain are closer than they have ever been."
SourceLabels: Bono
Courtney Love Shows Off Her New Hot Body

Courtney Love continues her Maui vacation in a different swimsuit, while showing off her recent 45 pound weight loss. She has been on a slimming shake diet since December. She has another 10 pounds to go before reaching her goal weight.
Photo: US Weekly
Labels: Courtney Love
Stallone Hires Body Double for Rambo

Sylvester Stallone is hiring a body double for the filming of Rambo IV to help make him appear 30 years younger on screen. This comes after being popped for illegally importing human growth hormone into Australia last month.
The hardman last played the role in RAMBO 3 in 1988, but 20 years later he will again take up the long hair and gun-packed attire for another bash at the action film franchise.
And, being 60, Stallone has had to hire a 30-year-old body double to cover the shots he is now unable to do himself.
Stallone is hoping the film will be as much of a box office and critical success as 'Rocky Balboa' was.
SourceLabels: Rambo IV, Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone
Liza Minelli's Ex Finds New Love


Liz Minelli's estranged hubby David Gest has found himself a new
beard girlfriend. The lucky lady is British actress Malandra Burrows, whom he first met when both were on the TV show 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here'.
A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "David told a few friends he was keen on Malandra after letting it slip he was taking her out on dates.
"They have been out for some romantic dinners and are really enjoying each other's company."
SourceLabels: David Gest, Liza Minelli
Lohan's Love Life a Huge Guessing Game

Lindsay Lohan has been linked with quite a few names in the past couple of weeks, including Stavros Niarchos, James Blunt, Jude Law, Robbie Williams, and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (ew!).
Planet Gossip writer Marc Malkin queried those close to La Linds about which one of those men was likely to be the one. The name that kept coming up was Law's.
Unfortunately for Lindsay, those close to Jude say she may have a big thing ofr the Brit actor, but the feeling is not mutual. Sources told Malkin Law insists the two have never hooked up. "She wants it to happen," one Law source insists. "But nothing is happening—nor will it."
This sounds suspiciously like the unrequited love situation with James Franco that was the catalyst for sending Linds to rehab.
According to Jude's friends, Lindsay developed a big crush on him when they were both filming in New Orleans at the same time.
Lindsay keeps getting these crushes on men who want nothing to do with her. Sounds like a daddy abandonment issue to me.
Labels: Brandon Davis, James Blunt, Jude Law, Lindsay Lohan, Robbie Williams
Johnny Depp Gets Back to Work

Johnny Depp is back to work in costume for his role as the demon barber of Fleet Street in 'Sweeney Todd'.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Chris Sligh Latest 'Idol" to be Going Home

Chris Sligh, the kind of loveable chubby cross between 'Lost's Hurley and Jack Osbourne, was voted off 'American Idol' and sent packing, also sparing Sanjaya Malakar for another week.
Simon predicted the results, saying "It's bye-bye curly", even before Ryan Seacrest read the results.
Cowell said on Tuesday's program that Sligh's rendition of the Police classic "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" was a "mess."
Haley Scarnato and Phil Stacey rounded out the bottom three, but were pronounced safe, and Sligh got the boot.
SourceLabels: American Idol, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell
'Army of the Dead' Flick Coming Soon

Get ready zombie flick fans! Zack Snyder is set to direct 'Army of the Dead', an epic-scale project that's sure to have undead fans feeling giddy with glee.
Snyder directed 2004's 'Dawn of the Dead', and most recently the box office smash '300'.
Army is reportedly set in a not-too-distant future where the city of Las Vegas has been quarantined. The action revolves around a father who tries to save his daughter from the zombies.
Snyder and Warners have already hired screenwriter Joby Harold (Awake) to write the script.
The film may be shot, as 300 hundred was, entirely against green screen with visuals added later. Snyder told Daily Variety that Army of the Dead will have a sweeping, epic quality. "I feel like there hasn't been a zombie movie on the scale that we want to do it," he said.
I loves me some zombies! I can't wait.
Labels: 300, Army of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead
Mest Rocker Lovato Avoids Murder Charge

Punk rocker Tony Lovato has dodged a bullet this week after
being held by police on suspicion of murder.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office has opted to not file charges against the former lead vocalist of the Illinois punk band Mest, who was arrested Sunday on suspicion of murder and booked for criminal homicide.
The 26-year-old rocker claimed that he stabbed Wayne Hughes, 25, in self-defense after the two got into an argument Sunday shortly after 8 a.m. in the parking garage of a Studio City apartment building where a woman who authorities say both men dated lives.
Prosecutors found "insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the killing was not a justifiable use of reasonable force in self-defense," D.A.'s Office spokeswoman Jane Robison said.
Lovato called 911 himself and willingly surrendered when officers arrived at the scene Sunday, Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Lieutenant Andrew Neiman said.
The "Jaded" rocker told police that Hughes had assaulted him and then, "at some point, Mr. Lovato produced a knife and the victim was stabbed," Neiman said.
Labels: Tony Lovato
Casting Couch....

Constantine Maroulis, former 'Idol' wannabe, has been cast in the CBS soap 'The Bold and the Beautiful' for a role supposed to last thirteen weeks. The role is basically an exaggerated version of himself.
“He will be a more established pop star/producer/label owner. He will discover this girl Phoebe and want to make her a big star. He will get caught up in a love triangle.” says Maroulis.
SourceLabels: American Idol, Constantine Maroulis
Chris Rock Gets Hit With Paternity Claim

Funny guy Chris Rock isn't laughing now that a woman has gone to the media with claims that he fathered her teenage son.
Kali Bowyer, 35, says she and Rock dated briefly before he hit it big. Bowyer got pregnant, and says that between the time the baby was born to age three she had tried going through Rock's lawyers to no avail. She says she just kept getting the brush off.
Now Bowyer says, she has decided to make the ordeal public because she has wanted Rock to take a paternity test for medical reasons. Her son has suffered from seizures from a young age, and getting a father's medical history will go a long way in solving the medical issue.
She also says she isn't interested in getting any of the comedian's money for herself, though support for her son would be nice. Neither does she wish to hurt Rock's marriage with wife Malaak, which has, according to the tabloids, been on the rocks.
SourceLabels: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Star Jones: Gobble Gobble, Happy Birthday to Me!

Star Jones Reynolds celebrates her birthday at Social Miami, and also shows the world a good amount of underarm turkey wattle. Granted the lady looks great post-weight loss, but please someone tell her she can afford a little tuck in the wattle.
Labels: Star Jones
E! Online Building Evacuated for Bomb Threat
If you're wondering why E! Online is a little slow on reprting the gossip today, it's because their building was evacuated a little while ago for a bomb threat.
Sources tell TMZ that two threatening phone calls were made from two different overseas locations.
We're told that Ryan Seacrest was not in the building at the time of the evacuation. Police sources tell TMZ that a security guard on scene reported the threats, and LAPD is currently at the location.
The EMI-Capitol Music Company and the G4 Network are also occupants of the building.
The building employees are to be hkept out of the building for at least one hour until authorities can determine if the threat was real or not.
Gossip Fix
Brit's security pulls gun on photog --
Allie Is WiredKate Beckinsale has lots and lots of sex --
Celeb GossipsCourtney Love shows drugs do a body good --
Celeb WarshipUma Thurman shows off her ginormous jugs --
Celebrity Dirty Laundry'American Idol' needs to hire a new stylist, stat! --
Seriously? OMG! WTF?Shilpa Shetty (Celeb Big Brother show) pulls a Britney upskirt --
Ninja DudeA deli denies Paris Hilton --
Janet CharltonFergie wears sofa upholstery out in London --
ICYDKParis Hilton fer sure bought herself funbags --
Fatback & CollardsLabels: Gossip links

Sanjaya Malakar is showing his desperation to distract the American public from his bad karaoke by performing in a ridiculous mohawk hairdo. The "fauxhawk" was actually made up of seven little ponytails on top of his head.
As far as his performance goes last night, he was apparently so busy perfecting his fauxhawk that he forgot to learn the lyrics to No Doubt's 'Spoiler'.
The website
Idolator reports that Gwen Stefani, who was the guest last night, was so put off by Sanjaya's lackluster performances during rehearsal, she went to producers to put the kibosh on his performing any of her tunes.
"Sanjaya Malakar - He wanted to sing "Spoiler". She tried to get him to sing some 80's song. He said he was a big fan and he really wanted to do one of her songs. Gwen was upfront with him and told him she didn't think he could pull it off but gave him the benefit of the doubt. Today after seeing how rehearsals were going, she didnt' see any progress. She went to Nigel immediately and told him she does not want Sanjaya singing one of her songs whatsoever. Sanjaya didn't have many options at that point. He kind of got stuck with "Spoiler". This caused a big scene at the studio and was the talk all afternoon."
Oh snap! Even Gwen thinks you can't sing, dude! Go home already!
Labels: American Idol, Gwen Stefani
Girls Aloud Sarah Harding Becomes Lingerie Model

I don't usually write about UK bands or musicians in the blog unless they are really well known here in the US, but Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud is just so darn cute, AND she has my new favorite haircut.
Harding is the new model/spokesperson for Ultimo lingerie for the Spring and Summer collection. The photoshoot took place in Miami.
Sarah follows in the footsteps of Helena Christensen and Rachel Hunter as Ultimo models, and had a little bit of trepidation at the thought.
She said: "I am not a supermodel like all the other previous Ultimo models so I worked really hard to look the best I possibly could.
"The best bit is after the shoot when I get to take all the lingerie home with me."
Ultimo lingerie is available through their website and at Debenhams, a European department store chain.


SourceLabels: Girls Aloud, Sarah Harding
Charitable Heather Mills Barely Bid On at Auction

Heather Mills, dubbed by 'Dancing With the Stars' a "charity campaigner" as her description, hit a road block selling herself and dance partner Jonathan Roberts for charity.
Heather and Jon attended the Starlight Starbright event, and what was being auctioned was a night with the two of them. The bidding started at $10,000, and there were no takers. The 'Dancing' couple then took the stage to garner some interest, and still no takers. The auctioneer then cut the opening bid in half, which I'm sure was quite embarassing for the Brit babe.
Dr. Phil took it upon himself to start the bidding, and waved his bid number. Unfortunately for Dr. Phil, no one else felt that sorry for her or wanted to spend an evening with Heather....there weren't any other bidders!
Perhaps good old Dr. Phil can spend the time he won giving Heather advice on how to win friends and influence people, because she needs a little help in that department.
SourceLabels: Dancing With the Stars, Dr. Phil, Heather Mills
Britney's Kids Aren't Warming Up to Her After Rehab

Britney Spears is feeling the after effects of being away from her kids all this time. Apparently the two boys are much more comfortable with dad K-Fed at his place than with mom.
Britney Spears did the right thing by checking into rehab, but now the “Toxic” star is distraught that her sons seem more comfortable spending time with her estranged hubby Kevin Federline than her, according to the upcoming issue of Star. “When Britney came to Kevin’s house, she realized the boys felt very at home there, and that there wasn’t a place for her,” an insider told the tab. “She hasn’t had very good visits with the boys.”
They probably forgot who she was and what she looked like after staying out all night clubbing for weeks at a time. Or perhaps she has changed up her look with the head shaving and wigs one too many times, and they just can't place her any more. I'm not surprised by this report at all.
SourceLabels: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Blind Item
Which "Beverly Hills, 90210" alum is supplementing a moribund acting career with a thriving business as a pot dealer?
Guesses?
SourceLabels: Blind Items
Patti LaBelle Says Jennifer Hudson is Nice

Jennifer Hudson's probably undeserved new rep of being a "diva" is apparently preceding her. Hudson presented an award to Patti LaBelle at the GLAAD Awards, and miss LaBelle said "I didn't know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch," LaBelle said as she accepted an award from the newcomer.
The two ladies also performed a duet together that reportedly "almost blew the doors off the Marriott Marquis".
You go, girl!
SourceLabels: Jennifer Hudson, Patti LaBelle
Name That Celeb....

Anyone have any guesses who this celeb is?
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Paulina Claims 'DWTS' "First to Go Home" Honor

Joining the crew of Tucker Carlson, Trista Rehn, and Kenny Mains, Paulina Porizkova garnered the lowest score and was sent packing last night from 'Dancing With the Stars'.
Though praised for her classy looks and elegant lines, Paulina just couldn't wow the judges or America enough to let her stay another week. Her dancing was okay, but she was just too stiff on her feet to really let any personality shine through, and personality she has. I think that dancing in front of millions of people may have overwhelmed her, and as a result Porizlova was very underwhelming in her abilities.
I thought she was pretty equal in dancing skill with Shandie Finnessey, who was the other low scoring dancer, but I guess Shandie must have gotten through to the audience just a bit more. Finnessey is very funny and engaging when they do the little interviews behind the scenes during practice. She also has a great rapport with her partner, which comes through in those bits.
Who do you think will be the next star to go home? My money's on Shandie or Leeza Gibbons. Neither seems to be able to let loose enough to be sexy or anything else while dancing.
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, Paulina Porizkova, Shandie Finnessey
Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett a Couple?

Hollywood's most famous beard, Penelope Cruz, is adding yet another notch to her ever increasing belt. This time the notorious maneater is after Josh Hartnett, though sorces say she is going well out of her way to keep the romance under wraps.
In Touch reports that the two lovebirds were spotted at LA's The Little Door, where they asked for a secluded room for themselves.
A waiter tells the publication the couple left through separate doors, but "before they went, they kissed goodbye," adding "they were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing... They were cute."
SourceLabels: Josh Hartnett, Penelope Cruz
Olsen Twins Getting Matching Nose Jobs

Dr. Raj Kanodia, nose job surgeon to the stars, is reportedly going to be performing matching nose jobs on the Olsen twins.
A source told In Touch Weekly magazine: "Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done.
"When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea.
"They both love changing their looks. They thought this would make them look more polished."
Dr. Kanodia was in the news recently because he fixed Jennifer Aniston's deviated septum, and also fixed Cameron Diaz's broken nose.
Personally I think their noses look great. Maybe they should think about adding a little meat to ther frail bones, and fixing those mops they call hair instead.
SourceLabels: Ashley Olsen, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston, Mary-Kate Olsen
Rachel Hunter Real Life "Stacy's Mom"

Rod Stewart's son Sean went on Howard Stern's show, and said he had had an adolescent crush on his then stepmom, model Rachel Hunter. Hunter has since become infamouse by the Fountains of Wayne music video "Stacy's Mom" where she is the object of lust of a pubescent boy.
Stewart said he used to watch Hunter sunbathe in the nude at the pool.
"I used to stare at her when she was down by the pool sunbathing naked. I was like 15 or 16, and I was sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion."
He says he never made a move on her because he was afraid he couldn't handle the full rejection. On the other hand, he said, it is Hollywood, so who knew what could have actually happened.
I wouldn't get your hopes up, dude.
SourceLabels: Rachel Hunter, Rod Stewart
Another Jolie Kidnap Plot Foiled

Yet another kidnap plot to capture Angelina Jolie and/or one of her brood has been uncovered and foiled before being carried out.
This time Life & Style magazine reports that some "gang" had plotted to snatch Pax Jolie, the newly adopted Vietnamese boy, as he and Angelina landed in the US. The plan included demanding $100 million for his return.
L&S reports that a "credible" plot was "meticulously planned" by a gang that has executed kidnappings and extortion plots before. "They're highly skilled operatives with little regard for human life," says an insider close to Angelina Jolie's security team.
“Information came out that leaders of the gang ordered their LA members to devise a plan to kidnap Pax before demanding a ransom of $100 million for his safe return,” the insider says. “Brad and Angie would have a number of days to hand over the money or risk the boy’s life.”
I see a Lifetime network movie in Angelina Jolie's near future.
SourceLabels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
Black Eyed Peas Member Arrested

Taboo, a.k.a. Jaime Luis Gomez, was arrested last night after he crashed his car about 20 miles outside of LA.
According to police, Taboo aka Jaime Luis Gomez, was cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana, possession of a prescribed medication without a prescription, and driving under the influence.
Taboo was booked at the Los Angeles County Sheriff Industry Station's jail at 1:51 PM and released a few hours later on $5,000 bail.
I think I must be tired this morning. I have nothing snarky to say about this.
SourceLabels: Black Eyed Peas, Taboo
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Lisa Rinna to Join 'Entourage' as Guest

The original Miss Pillowlips herself, Lisa Rinna, is joining my favorite boys in a guest star role on 'Entourage' this season. Rinna will play an ex of Kevin Dillon's character, Drama.
"She gets slutty with Kevin Dillon and Jerry's characters," says a set source. "They haven't seen each other for 15 years and things get hot between them."
Love, love, LOVE 'Entourage'. I have been going crazy without my boys this year.
SourceLabels: Entourage, Kevin Dillon, Lisa Rinna
Blunt and Nemcova Officially Split.

James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have allowed their reps to tell us that they have officially splitup....since February.
Well that's good to know, because dorky Blunt has been seen getting cozy with Miss Firecrotch herself, Lindsay Lohan.
In recent weeks, Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night – March 21 – at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy's, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.
According to a clubgoer at Teddy's, "Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking." Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.
SourceLabels: James Blunt, Lindsay Lohan, Petra Nemcova
Hilary Duff Runs Into Ex Benji on TRL

Well color this moment awkward when Hilary Duff, while co-hosting MTV's Total Request Live, ran smack into her ex Joel Madden who was there to perform with Good Charlotte.
"It was a little strange at first, but I wish nothing but good for him and I know that he wishes the same for me," Duff told PEOPLE. "I'm happy and he's happy and I think that's all that counts."
Madden has been dating Nicole Richie, and things are supposedly serious enough between the lovebirds that reports say they are to be married soon in Mexico. Before Nicole, Madden and Duff dated for two and a half years.
I wonder if Hil will be getting the sonn-to-be-newlyweds anything they registered for....
SourceLabels: Benji Madden, Good Charlotte, Hilary Duff, Nicole Richie
Laguna Hills Star Arrested (Yes, Another One)

19 year old Jessica Smith, of MTV's 'Laguna Beach', was arrested for suspicion of felony driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs after allegedly causing an injury crash on the Santa Ana Freeway.
Cops say Smith, of Laguna Beach, was driving a Volkswagen Beetle and slammed it into the back of an Acura, causing "great bodily injury" to people in both cars. The CHP report said that her level of intoxication, unsafe speed and wet roadways were conditions that led to the crash. The driver of the Acura, Roy Hernandez of Lake Forest, sustained minor injuries. A passenger in Jessica's car, Lindsay Cooper, 20, suffered minor injuries.
Police sources tell TMZ that Smith is still being held in an Orange County jail. Her bail was set at $100,000. Smith is due in court tomorrow morning.
Jessica Smith is known on 'Laguna Beach' for always picking the wrong guy, and then sticking with him no matter how badly he treats her or how many times he cheats. Specifically Jason Wahler, recently arrested for underage drinking and resisting arrest, was one of those poor choices.
Photo and sourceLabels: Jason Wahler, Jessica Smith, Laguna Beach
Not-So-Hottie of the Day: Posh Beckham

Put those things away before you hurt someone, Victoria. It's just a bad, bad look all the way around, from the pink stripe pointing directly to the Grand Canyon of fake boobies, to the red satin second skin 80's prom look dress, to the overprocessed and overchopped hair. Just say "When!"
Labels: Posh Beckham
Hottie of the Day: Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff shows off her killer profile, gorgeous dark hair, and perfect make-up. Gotta admit, for a former teen queen teenybopper, Hil's rockin' it big time!
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Allie Is WiredLabels: Hilary Duff
Julianne Hough New 'Dancing' Fan Favorite

Insanely cute, terminally funny professional dancer Julianne Hough has quickly won the hearts of 'Dancing With the Stars' fans just two weeks into the show. At only 18 years old, the petite blonde, paired with Olympic speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno, shows she has the dancing chops and personality to be a top contender for champion this season.
Hough is one of 11 kids from Utah, and at the ripe old age of 10 moved to the UK to train with her coaches in competitive dance. At 15 she moved back to the US, graduated from high school, and moved to LA to pursue acting and dancing. Hough landed a role as a dancer on the game show hosted by William Shatner 'Show Me the Money', and soon after took over on the DWTS tour when Kym Johnson injured her arm. Hough was partnered with season one's Joey MacIntyre, and is the youngest dancer on the show.
I personally think she's adorable, and has an uncanny resemblance to Christina Aguilera, with her blonde hair and petite frame.
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, Julianne Hough
Michelle Williams Gets Her Hair Back

Michelle Williams sports some nice hair extensions, after she buzzed most of her hair off recently. The extensions are for a role in the drama 'Incendiary'.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Michelle Williams
Don't Shoot the Messenger
Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to NYC last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? "he was fat, completely hairless and doesn't really like being touched," says the young gentleman.
Guesses?
NY Daily NewsLabels: Blind Items
Wynonna Judd's Hubby Arrested

The
National Enquirer reports that country singer Wynonna Judd's husband, Daniel Roach, has been arrested for sexual abuse of a minor.
Daniel Roach -- Wynonna’s second husband -- was arrested March 22 at the Shades of Hope rehab center in Buffalo Gap, Texas -- the same place where Wynonna battled a food addiction just a year ago. Roach, say insiders, was being treated for an undisclosed addiction.
Roach was held at the Taylor County Jail in Abilene, Texas, on a $750,000 bond. He is charged by a grand jury with three counts of aggravated sexual assault on a child, according to Don Aaron, public affairs officer for the Nashville police department. Roach had been Wynonna’s bodyguard for 10 years before the couple became engaged in August 2001. They married on November 22, 2003, in Tennessee.
Ick.
Labels: Wynonna Judd
Aguilera Pulls an Ashlee at the Garden


Christina Aguilera, known around the world for her voice, disappointed fans at Friday's Madison Square Garden performance by apparently lip-syncing to her songs.
The 'Beautiful' star encountered undisclosed technical problems at the concert in Madison Square Garden, New York City, prompting the audience to speculate the star was miming during the entire set. Aguilera's manager Irving Azoff has admitted there was a sound-related problem at the concert. He tells the New York Daily News, "Miss Aguilera is one of the most talented vocalists to ever grace the stage; however, we did have a technical problem with the sound equipment at the Garden."
Somehow I think the backlash for Christina won't be anywhere near the neighborhood that Ashlee Simpson suffered for lip-syncing an SNL performance. Of course, Xtina isn't just launching her career either, and we all know she has a great voice.
SourceLabels: Ashlee Simpson, Christina Aguilera
Another Instance of Celebrity TMI

Randy Spelling, Tori's little brother, is going on record as "the guy who took Paris Hilton's virginity." Spelling claims they had sex when Hilton was 15, and he was 17.
Randy tells the New York Daily News, "We were together for like two months. "We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. "She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later."
Spelling is currently out promoting his new reality TV show 'Sons of Hollywood', and is best known for playing Ian Ziering's little brother on 'Beverly Hills 90210'.
I'm just glad he got to Paris before the herpes did.
SourceLabels: Beverly Hills 90210, Ian Ziering, Paris Hilton, Randy Spelling, Tori Spelling
Kutcher Pulls the Plug on Punk'd

Ashton Kutcher has gone on record saying that his MTV celeb prank show 'Punk'd' is officially over. Unfortunately for Ashton, just like the boy who cried wolf, people aren't quite believing him. 'Punk'd' was supposedly over and done with a couple of years ago, and that turned out to be a big prank as well, in order to reel in more celeb suckers.
'Punk'd' has provided MTV watchers with many memorable moments, including Justin Timberlake's house and belongings being seized by IRS agents while JT looked close to tears, Halle Berry being turned away at the door of her own movie premiere, mom Sharon and managers convincing Kelly Osbourne that she was going to be the next Britney Spears, Matthew Perry getting arrested for "attempting" to buy a stolen car, and so many more.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a fan, and I hope this is just one more Punk'd prank.
SourceLabels: Ashton Kutcher, Halle Berry, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Osbourne, Matthew Perry, Punk'd
Posh and Katie to Launch Kid's Clothing Line

BFF's Posh Beckham and Katie Holmes are reportedly set to launch their own line of children's clothing, according to news network
AHN.
A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "They are both really excited about this new project. Katie recently sketched out some designs for a party dress for Suri's first birthday and Victoria saw there was the potential there for the two of them to come up with some great designs. As they are both mothers who love fashion, it couldn't have been more ideal for them."
Victoria already has her own jeanswear and designer sunglasses lines out, while Katie has so far just been seen with sketchpads of dresses under her arm.
I guess kids clothes is a much more acceptable way for Katie "Stepford" Holmes to spend her time rather than acting. I wonder if hubby Tom tells her which direction to wipe her butt, too.
Labels: Katie Holmes, Posh Beckham, Tom Cruise
Prince William Cops a Feel

British Royal Prince William is on the front page of the UK's Sun, with his hand squarely on the breast of a girl, who isn't his girlfriend Kate Middleton. The photo shows William with a pint of beer in one hand, his arm around a pretty girl, and the free hand copping a feel of some booby.
The girl in question is 18 year old Brazilian student Ana Ferreira.
She says, "I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast. "I thought it couldn't be the future king, but now I've seen the picture it's no wonder he has a smile on his face. He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them. "It's a good job he had a beer in his left hand or he'd have had them both!" Ferreira emailed the photo to her mother in Brazil. She adds, "My mother thought it was very funny. She is pleased I met Prince William even though he was a little naughty."
Click here to see the photo and read the accompanying story.
Labels: Prince William, Royal News
"Chester French" Picks Up Where "Weezer" Left Off

Perez Hilton turned me on to a new band by the name of "Chester French", calling them the new "Weezer", with a bit of "The Refreshments", a tad of "Ween", and a wallop of "Beatles".
I followed the link Perez gave which took me to the band's MySpace page, and listened to a few tracks off their album.
I love them! Very hot, very hip, and very fun to listen to.
The band is made up of Maxwell Drummey and D.A. Wallach, two seniors at Harvard University. Two pimply faced, nerdy looking guys, who actually make nerdy look cool.
Click here to give them a little listen. You too could become a "Chester French" convert. And perhaps we won't miss our "Weezer" so much.
Labels: Chester French, Perez Hilton, Weezer
Thora Birch's Dad Crashes Sex Scene Set

Here's a bit of on-set craziness that just makes me want to say "ew", and then go shower the nastiness away.
Thora Birch, 25, was about to film a sex scene for her film 'The Winter of Frozen Dreams', when her dad, Jack Birch, basically kicked in the door and demanded to oversee the shoot.
Even though it's industry practice to shoot sex scenes on a closed set, Jack Birch - who met Thora's mother, Carol Connors, as her co-star in "Deep Throat" - demanded to be present as his daughter and Winters simulated intercourse last week.
"It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up."
Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best.
Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, "all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left."
Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes.
"It was the most bizarre, perverse scene," said our witness. "One girl on the crew broke down crying."
Jack Birch is a former hard core porn film actor from the '70's, who co-starred with his wife, Thora's mother, in four features. Currently he has a voice over part in an animated sci-fi/horror flick called 'Monster Mountain'. His IMDB page says that he hasn't had any credited film roles since 1992.
SourceLabels: The Winter of Frozen Dreams, Thora Birch
Spurs' Tony Parker Releases Hip Hop Album

The San Antonio Spurs' guard Tony Parker, otherwise known as Eva Longoria's fiance, released his debut hip-hop album....in French? Did I read this right?
Parker, 24, is a household name in France as one of the country’s highest-earning sportsmen and its biggest basketball star, but the softly spoken San Antonio Spurs guard has kept his music skills firmly under wraps until now.
The album, “Tony Parker,” features the captain of France’s national team on vocals against a backdrop of hip-hop and dancefloor beats.
The first release off the album, Balance-toi (throw yourself around) includes the lyrics: “What, you want to dance? No, it’s not worth it. Me, I’ll stay on the sofa enjoying the vibe by raising my arms.”
As if to ensure that Longoria, whom he is due to marry this summer in France, does not get jealous, it also features the line: “I’ve already got my woman for life.”
Awwww...the sweetness makes me puke a bit. I guess I never thought hip-hop was done in French.
Some of the less-than-impressive lyrics translate as: "What, you want to dance? No, it's not worth it. Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoy ing the vibe by raising my arms."
Oh my. Makes me want to be an arm waving couch potato.
Labels: Eva Longoria, Tony Parker.
Odd Couple of the Week: Rupert Grint and Katie Lewis
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Rupert Grint, wholesome red headed sidekick of Harry Potter, has hooked up with Katie Lewis, not so wholesome ex-junkie/ex-girlfriend of crackhead Pete Doherty. See why I've named them the odd couple of the week?
The two met a couple of weeks ago at the UK NME Awards, where Crackhead Pete and current squeeze Kate Moss were forcibly removed for bad behavior, and they've been going strong ever since.
They look kind of cute together, both with vivid red hair.
Katie is currently in a band called Bonnie and Clyde, and Rupert has just signed on for two more 'Harry Potter' films.
SourceLabels: Harry Potter, Kate Moss, Katie Lewis, Pete Doherty, Rupert Grint
Heather Mills Begged for Gay Dance Partner

Heather Mills didn't want the world to think she was involved in any way, shape, or form with her 'Dancing With The Stars' partner, so she insisted to producers that they pair her with a gay guy.
The first thing she asked professional dancer Jonathan Roberts when they met was if he was gay. He said no, but he is married.
She says, "I asked for a gay guy... I said, 'I haven't had a date in 10 months and yet I've been associated with all these different people, which is rubbish.'"
Heather was trying to avoid giving the tabloids any more fuel for the gossip fire by being linked with anyone she worked with.
SourceLabels: Dancing With the Stars, Heather Mills
Girls Gone Wild Restaurants Coming Soon

Joe Francis, creator of 'Girls Gone Wild', is soon to add the title restauranteur to his resume. Francis plans to open diners in Cancun and Cabo San Lucas, Mexico that feature a topless theme.
He tells the Los Angeles Business Journal, "You'll be comfortable going in there, but you're gonna get a Girls Gone Wild experience." And Francis has big plans to take the new venture international. He adds, "In some countries, we'll do topless optional at night."
Francis didn't specify if the ones to be topless were the employees or the patrons.
The restaurants are set to open by the end of 2007.
SourceLabels: Joe Francis
Long Lost Twins?

Through some sort of surgical coinkidink, Li'l Kim and tranny Amanda Lepore have ended up becoming twins. One of them started as a man.....or perhaps it was both.....what do you think?
Either way, they both should sue the pants off their plastic surgeons for the tragedy that is their collective face.
Labels: Amanda Lepore, Li'l Kim
Monday, March 26, 2007
Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day

Christina Aguilera leaves me a little at a loss for words. Again, this woman needs to lay off the spray on tan! It just looks orange against the white of her dress. The next thing wrong here is the blinding white seamless bra which shows right through her second skin dress. Maybe if the dress was a couple of sizes larger, it would work better. And what is up with those geriatric spandex hose or leggings or whatever they are? And girl, lighten up on the blush. You look like you been playing in mama's makeup drawer again.
Photo: US Weekly
Labels: Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Garner's April Allure Cover

I love the spread in the April '07 Allure magazine. Where else do you get to see Jen as a dominatrix/housewife in a patent leather jumpsuit?
Ben Affleck is one lucky dog.


Labels: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner
Paris and Perez Kiss and Make Up

Paris Hilton and her namesake Perez Hilton share a friendly kiss at Perez's birthday party in West Hollywood over the weekend.
Labels: Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton
Gossip Fixes
Elton John celebrates his 60th B-Day --
ASLBritney Spears goes blue eyed --
Allie Is WiredKate Beckinsale goes blonde --
Barbie MartiniMarc Anthony gets sweaty pits --
Celeb WarshipSanjaya Malakar's sister is Hooterific --
CelebridiotAllegra Versace down to 70 pounds --
Crazy Days and NightsPrince Harry's photog scuffle...or was it? --
D-ListedChristina Aguilera goes hooker --
EgotasticHugh Jackman goes horsey down under --
Just JaredJoss Stone goes upskirt --
Ninja DudeDita von Teese goes all Snow White on us --
Style CriticsPiper Perabo goes all plaid --
The Blog You Love to HateBritney goes to dance class --
The Hollywood GossipLabels: Gossip links
Kidman Wears Hair Au Natural

Either Nicole Kidman was just too tired to deal with her almost white blond hair, or she decided to indulge hubby Keith Urban in some old fashioned big country hair role-play. Either way, it's a frightful look!
I'm never one to rag on the stars (most of the time) for not being red carpet ready 24/7, but this look is just plain bad. It makes me yearn for the good old days when a hat and a scrunchie were standard fare.
Nicole also needs to fire her colorist and find someone who will tell her like it is. "Nicole, this non-color has got to go. I can't tell which is more anti-tanorexic: your skin or your hair."
Photo: UK Daily Mail
Labels: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman
Punk Rock Singer Held for Stabbing Death

The lead singer of now defunct punk rock group Mest, Tony Lovato, is being held on suspicion of murder, after police say he confessed to the stabbing of his ex's new lover.
Tony Lovato, 26, was held on $1 million bail after telling police that he was assaulted earlier in the day by Wayne Hughes, 25, in the underground parking lot of an apartment building in the suburb of Studio City.
"At some point, Mr. Lovato produced a knife and the victim was stabbed," said Lt. Andrew Neiman of the Los Angeles Police Dept. "He has been booked for criminal homicide."
Neiman said police had been called to the apartment the night before following a report of an altercation between the two, but no arrests were made.
Mest, which formed in suburban Chicago, recorded four albums for Madonna's Maverick Records before breaking up in early 2006. Its last album, 2005's "Photographs," peaked at No. 116 on the U.S. album charts.
Lovato's band, Mest, was formed in 1996, by Lovato and his cousin Matt. Tony's brother Steve played guitar for the band, but left after a short time due to creative differences. Before their breakup in 2006, Mest also collaborated with Benji Madden of Good Charlotte, who performed on one of their albums.
SourceLabels: Benji Madden, Good Charlotte, Tony Lovato
Scott Weiland and Wife Have Legendary Hotel Spat

Former Stone Temple Pilots Lead singer and current Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland and his wife Mary trashed a hotel room rockstar style last weekend, while having a fight.
The Burbank hotel is pressing charges to recoup damages which included broken phones and alarm clocks, gouges in the walls, and even blood on the linens.
The trouble started when Mary arrived at the hotel Saturday, whereupon the couple got into "a huge argument" witnessed by their two young children, who had to be taken away by Weiland's assistant. Weiland himself then left, leaving behind Mary, who could be heard throwing things in the room. The police were called, and the hotel is pressing charges for the damage caused. There's no word whether either Weiland or his wife were injured in the spat.
The Weilands have a past history of domestic violence, where police charges were deferred in exchange for counselling.
SourceLabels: Scott Weiland, Velvet Revolver
Bruce Willis Liplocks Courtney Love for Birthday
Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher reports that Bruce Willis and Courtney Love engaged in a full on makeout session to help celebrate Willis' 52nd birthday.
The unlikely couple were spotted in flagrante canoodle March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. "They were full-on making out," laughs a witness.
The venue was packed for a 9 p.m. performance by boozy Brit rocker Amy Winehouse.
But it doesn't look like Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are getting a new stepmom just yet. Another source says Willis carried on the rest of the evening without Love by his side.
Okay, I definitely just threw up in my mouth a little bit while picturing that.
Labels: Bruce Willis, Courtney Love
Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt?

Infamous serial dater Lindsay Lohan was spotted at hotspot Teddy's with singer James Blunt. Yes, THAT James Blunt, supposedly hot and heavy with model Petra Nemcova, James Blunt.
Not only were the two spotted together, but they reportedly left together, and then spent the night together at Lindsay's as well.
SourceLabels: James Blunt, Lindsay Lohan, Petra Nemcova
K-Fed Celebrates His Birthday at Pure

Kevin Federline celebrates his 29th birthday at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. The party was attended by ex Shar Jackson, family, and friends.
I hate to say it, but K-Fed actually looks quite do-able here. He's dressed nice, and he looks happy. Normally he's got some ridiculous gangsta face on for the camera. He needs to go for this real look more, and he may just be able to drop the "America's Most Hated" rap.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Kevin Federline
Cause of Death for Anna Nicole Released

Apparently The National Enquirer and Star magazines were right on in their breaking of the cause of death of Anna Nicole Smith. Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper confirmed that a blood infection in combination with an accidental overdose of Chloral Hydrate, and other combo of drugs caused Smith's death. He has ruled it accidental, with no evidence of foul play or suicide.
The blood infection was from an abscess in her left buttock that was the site of multiple injections. The last injection Smith received perforated the puss filled abscess, causing the infection to spread into her body.
Smith had not taken methadone on the day of her death, but there was evidence that she had taken it several days earlier.
Had Anna gone to the hospital when it was recommended to her, she would more than likely be alive today.
SourceLabels: Anna Nicole Smith
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Pax Thien Jolie's Birth Mother a Heroin Addict
The UK's News of the World breaks yet another sensationalistic story, and this time it centers on the three year old boy Angelina Jolie just brought home from Vietnam.
The orphanage apparently misled Angelina by telling her they had no idea who or where the relatives of the little boy, now named Pax Thien Jolie. In fact, they visited the child's grandparents in their home to tell them that he was going to be adopted by a rich American lady.
Now the grandparents and the orphanage are worried that the real mother of Pax, a heroin addict who dissappears for months at a time, will try to extort money from Jolie, and possibly even demand that she give the boy back.
Since the original adoption papers were signed by the grandparents and not the mother, the papers may not be legal.
Pax's grandparents told how the little boy came into the world:
Speaking at their rundown home in a poor suburb of Ho Chi Minh City, Chien, a former oil tanker skipper, told how his daughter became pregnant after an affair with a married man at the garment factory where she worked.
Emaciated and desperate for a fix, Dung gave birth to a seriously underweight son on November 29, 2003. Doctors feared the child would be born a heroin addict.
Two days afterwards, as he fought for life in a special care baby unit, she sneaked out of the hospital leaving her child behind because she couldn't afford the £15 medical bill — the equivalent of a month's wages.
She disappeared. A month later her traditionalist parents, penniless and consumed by shame at her having a child out of wedlock, gave him to the city's Tam Binh orphanage. None of his family has seen him since.
Click here to read the entire story.
Labels: Angelina Jolie
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Don't Get on Wahlberg's Bad Side

Mark Wahlberg really can shoot a gun. Just ask the poor intern on a Canadian talk show who became a moving target to show off Marky Mark's skills.
The star was promoting new movie Shooter, in which he plays a sniper, when TV hosts challenged his marksmanship - and turned a lowly crew member into a moving target.
Wahlberg says, "They said, `You can't really shoot and they gave me a paintball gun and they put this poor intern, like, 30 feet away from me with very flimsy padding, and they were like, `OK, you can shoot him anywhere you want.' I shot him in the chin, the paint went right through the mask. This poor kid was lit up like a Christmas tree."
Sharp-shooting Wahlberg actually trained with real-life snipers as part of his preparation for the film.
SourceLabels: Mark Wahlberg, Shooter
Cruise Teaches Thandie Newton What Kissing is All About

Thandie Newton reveals in an interview that Tom Cruise had to school her in the art of on-screen kissing, for her role in 'Mission Impossible 2'. Apparently Newton's passionate and enthusiastic slobbering was a little much for Cruise who dubbed her attempts "terrible".
He had her watch herself on a monitor, and then explained the much more clinical and technical side of kissing to her.
I wonder if Tom had to do that with Katie, so she wouldn't mash him all over while drooling down the side of her chin in front of the paps.
SourceLabels: Katie Holmes, Mission Impossible 2, Thandie Newton, Tom Cruise
New Mess Miss USA Crowned

The reign of
terror Tara is officially over, and Miss USA Tara Conner passed her crown on to Miss Tennessee, Rachel Smith.
Conner offered Smith this sage advice: "Be yourself and put your own flavor on the title"--just as long as that flavor isn't whiskey, vodka or beer.
Tara has future plans to look forward to, which include writing a book (of course), correspondence work, and some acting.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Miss USA, Tara Conner
Friday, March 23, 2007
Caption This Photo

Oh so many captions come to mind right now...
"That girl looks like she could suck start a Harley!"
"Chloe shows the method she employed during certain scenes of 'The Brown Bunny'."
"Someone once told Chloe that when you gain a few pounds if you suck your cheeks in hard enough people will think you're actually really really skinny."
I jest, I jest. Chloe Sevigny is actually at some cocktail party at Bergdorf Goodman in NY.
But seriously, who does that with their face?
Photo:
ICYDKLabels: Chloe Sevigny
Naomi Campbell Dresses Up to Leave Work


Naomi Campbell managed to make a splash while leaving her last day of work as an NYC sanitation engineer, by dressing up in a silver sequined evening gown and being picked up in a silver Rolls Royce. Her appearance was greeted by titters of laughter from the waiting photogs, who, for the life of them, couldn't figure out why she was dressed up that way. Campbell made no comment, but had a striking resemblance to the Dutch Boy paint mascot dressed in drag.
TMZLabels: Naomi Campbell
Mess USA Conner Hands Over Crown Friday

Rehabbed and embattled Miss USA Tara Conner passes on her crown and officially ends her reign Friday evening. 51 contestants will parade around the stage on ABD broadcast of the 2007 Miss USA pageant, showing brains, beauty, and all their surgically enhanced assets for America to see.
Tara Conner will be a hard act to follow, since most of the US now recognizes her name after bouts of underage drinking, drugs, debauchery, and a publicised verbal spanking by Donald Trump, followed by a stint in rehab.
She told "Access Hollywood" this week she thought the pageant would benefit from her experience.
"I think it is going to bring out a whole different era of people. The new girl will bring a new flavor to the title, just like I brought a very strange flavor to the title," Conner told the television show.
She may also reveal some of the six tattoos that she was told by pageant officials to cover up. "It's me. They're cute. That is the great thing even now. They (pageant officials) are so accepting of me and it is like this huge family," she added.
It remains to be seen if Conner will garner the success of former beauty queen Vanessa Williams, or if she will fall quietly out of sight of the public eye.
SourceLabels: Miss USA, Tara Conner, Vanessa Williams
Kate Winslet Plans Move to New York

Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes are moving to New York fulltime because they are fed up with the intrusive behavior of the UK paps.
Winslet explains, "You'd see them (photographers) hiding in the trees and try desperately to ignore them because you don't want your child affected by it.
"It's weird and freaky. You just don't want someone you don't know taking a photograph of your small child. It's sick.
"It's better in New York. New Yorkers are much more respectful, not just the press but the people."
Ummm....what? Maybe Kate should have a little chat with Lindsay Lohan, Reese Witherspoon, and Sarah Jessica Parker about the NY photogs. I think they would tell her she's better off moving to a deserted island somewhere.
SourceLabels: Kate Winslet
Mel Gibson Gets Mad at Mayans
Tmz reports that Mel Gibson was speaking at a college campus last night when he exploded at a woman asking questions, and told her to f*** off.
The woman was an expert on the Mayan culture, and had accused Mel of racially stereotyping the Mayans in his film 'Apocalypto'.
We're told Gibson also became extremely angry when members of the Mayan community protested on how they were portrayed in the film. The emotional Mayan members were escorted out of the room, and we're told Gibson screamed a parting shot -- "Make your own movie!"
TMZ updated the original article with a blurb from Mel's publicist saying that the woman was a heckler who was so rude and disruptive that she had to be escorted out.
Labels: Apocalypto, Mel Gibson
Star Magazine Says it has Anna Nicole's Cause of Death
Star magazine online says it has the world exclusive report that says Anna Nicole Smith died from a toxic level of sleeping medication chloril hydrate in her system.
In a joint effort between the National Enquirer and Star, the two released an article saying that the model had a ragin blood infection that would have killed her, even if the sleeping meds had not. Contrary to other reports, Anna did not have any methadone or other painkilling drugs in her system at the time of her death.
The ENQUIRER learned that just before she left the Bahamas for Florida on February 5, three days before she died, Anna Nicole received an injection in her left buttock.
Tests did not reveal what that substance was.
"As she boarded the plane for Miami, Anna Nicole developed a painful abscess at the site of the injection," said a source with knowledge of the case. "The needle wasn't sterile. The pain kept getting worse as the abscess got larger and larger very quickly."
From Miami, Anna Nicole and her live-in lawyer Howard K. Stern traveled to Hollywood, Fla. The pain from the abscess became excruciating and Anna Nicole developed a high fever.
By the time she got to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino her fever was 105.
Anna Nicole, unaware that her blood was being poisoned by infection, had also developed a second infection from a virulent form of norovirus, which causes intestinal problems.
It was at this point that Anna Nicole — and her entourage — made a fatal mistake. She refused to go to a hospital, a decision that would have saved her life.
Instead, Anna's people gave her an ice bath to control the fever, administered the antibiotic ciprofloxacin by mouth and gave her an over-the-counter flu medicine.
As the needle-caused infection took over her body, she began vomiting, had severe diarrhea and could not urinate.
On February 6, a Tuesday, Anna spent the whole day in bed. She could not keep fluids down. She was becoming severely dehydrated.
On Wednesday, February 7, Anna seemed somewhat better, but she wasn't, the source said.
"She was still vomiting and suffering diarrhea," said the source. "Again, she spent the whole day in bed, as the abscess continued to grow. She was in such pain, she just wanted to sleep."
And that's when the final fatal mistake was made. Sometime overnight on February 7, Anna ingested the sleeping medication chloral hydrate. The drug is extremely potent. The dose was too much — and in fact it was a toxic level, the ENQUIRER and Star have learned exclusively. On Thursday, February 8, Anna never woke up.
A nurse found her unresponsive at about 1:30 p.m.
At 2:49 p.m., Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead.
Chloral hydrate can cause depression of respiration, especially in a person who is already sick because of an infection and dehydration and it can cause death within a relatively short period of time.
Anna Nicole also had scarring from numerous injections she got in the buttocks.
Labels: Anna Nicole Smith
NYC 'Reign Over Me' Premiere

Some said "nay", but I say "YEA!" to Jada Pinkett Smith's buttery yellow dress for the premiere of her new film 'Reign Over Me'. Nothing's raining on her parade!

On the other hand, Liv Tyler needs to get past her "little Bo Peep" look, and wear something more appropriate for a leading lady mom in her twenties. She seems to be stuck in her colt-legged, teen model days, which she is not.
Photos: E! Online
Labels: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Liv Tyler, Reign Over Me
Paul Replaces Heather Mills

Paul McCartney is getting over his split from gimp Heather Mills with a little help from Sabrina Guinness, who is a former flame of Prince Charles. The two met up for a secret dinner date, which became not so secret after a photographer spotted them.
Paul revealed he enjoys a close relationship with Sabrina and says they have a lot in common.
He told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I've known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other's company and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore - things like that. We have similar views. I have had a terrible day at the office and as you probably know I'm going through a pretty difficult divorce right now too. I just fancied going out for a few drinks to relax."
Paul's friends say Sabrina, 52, has been comforting him during his difficult marriage split from Heather Mills.
A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "It has been difficult, but Paul's dealt with his divorce with great dignity. His friends are desperate for him to go out and start living again. People like Sabrina are making this possible."
Sabrina has also dated Bryan Ferry, Rod Stewart, and Mick Jagger, and is heir to the Guinness beer fortune.
SourceLabels: Heather Mills, Paul McCartney
Crackhead Pete Admits He's a Crackhead

Loveable crackhead Pete Doherty has come out and told us all something that none of us knew: He's a crackhead!
He recently admitted that he still smokes crack every day, despite entering and exiting rehab, a myriad of arrests, and multiple dumpings by fiancee Kate Moss.
In an interview with the New York Daily News newspaper, Pete said: "I always stumble back on it sooner or later, even if it's for half an hour a day."
The wild rocker even reportedly pulled out a crack pipe and lit up during the interview.
Pete has previously confessed to once turning to selling his body to feed his drugs habit.
He said: "There was no shame, because I kind of knew they were just lonely p***ed-up old queens. And $27 was a lot of money!"
Why the hold up, Kate?? Crackhead Pete is a hell of a catch and a sexy mo-fo!
NOT!
Labels: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty
Depp's Daughter Had E. Coli

Doctors have finally revealed what Johnny Depps' daughter had that made her kidney's shut down, and it was the E. Coli virus. Lily-Rose was initially thought to have blood poisoning caused by an untreated wound from stepping on a rusty nail. No word was released on how she may have contracted the E. Coli virus however.
An insider on "Sweeney Todd" is quoted by Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Everyone was shocked when we were told the real reason for Lily-Rose's illness. It was touch and go for her for a while."
SourceLabels: Johnny Depp
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Jessica Simpson Buys Daddy a New Car

Jessica Simpson felt so much gratitude for her Pimpa Joe, that she bought him his dream car: a $300,000 black Ferarri. Apparently Pa Simpson couldn't justify spending that kind of money on a set of wheels, but he had his eye on it. Jess went out and got it for him to thank him for all the hard work he's put in managing her and little sis Ashlee's careers.
A source tells In Touch magazine, "He was unbelievably thrilled. Jessica wanted him to know how much she appreciates everything he does."
SourceLabels: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson
'The Mummy 3' News

In an interesting casting decision, martial artist Jet Li is in talks to play the villain in the next installment of 'The Mummy'. Li is best known for his film 'The One', and he also was the villain in 'Lethal Weapon 4'.
Rob Cohen ('Stealth') will direct, and the action will take place in China this time around. Jet Li's character's story will begin in ancient times before moving to a post-World War II setting. Most other plot details are being kept under wraps.
Talks to secure Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz have not nailed down the two actors from the original 'Mummy' films yet.
SourceLabels: Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Rachel Weisz, The Mummy
Daniel Smith Almost Hired PI to Protect Anna Nicole

Anna Nicole Smith's son Daniel came close to hiring a PI to look into his mother's affairs, specifically her relationship with Howard K. Stern. Daniel confided in private detective Jack Harding three months before his death, but did not follow through on his plan to hire him.
In a private meeting, Daniel told Harding he feared his mother was being held "a virtual prisoner" in Nassau, the Bahamas by Stern, who was controlling her like a svengali. Harding tells the Globe, "Daniel felt Stern was keeping her on mind-bending drugs even though she was pregnant (with baby Dannielynn). He feared for his mother's well-being... and he was angry at being pushed out of his mother's life." Following Daniel's suspicious drug overdose death days after his baby sister was born, the private detective contacted Bahamian detectives. He adds, "I told them of our discussions and Daniel's concerns. They seemed interested." And then, when Anna Nicole Smith died last month (FEB07), Harding's suspicions left him with several questions. He explains, "When two people die so tragically in ways that may be related... police need to pursue every lead."
Sounds like things could get awfully sticky for Howard in the near future.
SourceLabels: Anna Nicole Smith
Gabrielle Union Dating NBA's Jason Kidd

Gabrielle Union has apparently gotten together with her childhood sweetheart Jason Kidd, who just broke up with his wife Joumana.
The couple met up recently at an Atlantic City, New Jersey casino and reminisced about their high school days, when they dated. Kidd broke the actress' heart when he dumped her. Union says, "I started crying, because I was going to be Mrs Jason Kidd." Both Kidd and Union have been married since they last dated - the actress divorced American football player Chris Howard in 2005 and New Jersey Nets star Kidd is currently in the middle of a divorce battle with his estranged wife Joumana.
Oh those crazy kids!
SourceLabels: Gabrielle Union, Jason Kidd
Notes on Another Future Ex-Hubby: Ioan Gruffudd

You've probably seen him in one film or another, but just don't know his name. Hopefully the name of Ioan Gruffudd will soon become a household name....just as soon as people can figure out how to pronounce it, that is. It's pronounced YO-an GRIFF-ith, by the way.
I first saw Ioan in 'King Arthur', smack dab next to my other future ex-hubby Clive Owen. I just about fell off the couch wondering who this grime covered hot piece in chain mail was. He played Lancelot to Owen's King Arthur, and he was fantastic, and incredibly sexy.
Speaking of fantastic, I next saw him in the 'Fantastic Four' as the rubber guy. He really knows how to fill out a tight, rubber jumpsuit.
His other Hollywood type films were '102 Dalmatians', and minor parts in 'Black Hawk Down' and 'Titanic'.
Gruffudd is a serious actor however, and most of his credits seem to be period pieces from the other side of the pond. He was Horatio Hornblower in the series of the same name, and played Pip in Brit TV's 'Great Expectations'.
Welsh star Ioan Gruffudd has hit out at British actors who scoff at the idea of earning their living in Hollywood. The star, who lives in Los Angeles, claims his U.K. counterparts are often far too cynical about the America industry and has called on them to live the dream.
He says, "I would say to all other British actors: 'Please don't tell me that you haven't once stood in front of the mirror and quoted Scarface or The Godfather, or made your Oscar speech!' The only different with me is that I admitted it. I said I wanted it, and I broke the taboo."
Next up, Ioan will be back in the rubber jumpsuit for 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer'.




Labels: Clive Owen, Fantastic Four, Ioan Gruffudd, King Arthur
Anna Nicole's Diaries Sold for $500,000

A german rarities collector has purchased Anna Nicole Smith's diaries from an Ebay auction for a cool half mil and some change. The buyer is a businessman from Hamburg, Germany, but beyond that information wished to remain anonymous. All the Ebay seller would release was that he is a huge Anna Nicole fan.
SourceLabels: Anna Nicole Smith
Vote for GQ's Sexiest Covergirl Ever
You can vote for the sexiest woman ever to grace the cover of GQ magazine. Contenders include Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, and more. To see all the covers and vote for your favorite,
click here.
May the sexiest woman win! Personally I'm voting for Charlize Theron.
Right now Adriana Lima is in the lead with 25% of the vote, but that could change!
Labels: Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Julia Roberts
Tori Spelling's Ex Rains on her Baby Parade

Tori Spelling's ex-hubby Charlie Shanian spok to GQ, and didn't have very nice things to say about their break-up.
In it, he [Shanian] claims he didn’t know his marriage with Tori was over until he picked up a tabloid and saw Tori with another man.
That man was Tori’s then Lifetime movie co-star Dean McDermott, who is now her second husband and the father of her child.
What’s more, Tori’s bitter ex also accuses her of blindsiding him by breaking up with him… via her therapist!
I suppose I wouldn't have very nice things to say either if my therapist was the one who told me my marriage was over.
Labels: Tori Spelling
The Sanjaya Diet

A MySpacer has another week of starvation to look forward to since going on a hunger strike until 'Idol' Sanjaya Malakar is voted off the show. Unfortunately for the woman, who identifies herself only as "J", Malakar is now in the Idol Top 10 and will also be going on tour with the rest of the Idols this year.
"J" wrote on her MySpace page, "I'm really starting to feel sorry for Sanjaya," wrote the hungry blogger last night. "People keep voting him through because they think it's funny ... and I think it's to the point where this kid is starting to believe his own hype."
I hope "J" has a few extra pounds to keep her warm at night, because Sanjaya just keeps on squeakin' on, and may be around a while longer.
SourceLabels: American Idol
Naomi Campbell: Model Janitor
Pretty on the Outside spoofs Naomi Campbell's turn as a NY City Sanitation Engineer. Click on the link to see more great celeb caricatures.
Labels: Naomi Campbell
Naomi Campbell: Model Janitor
Pretty on the Outside spoofs Naomi Campbell's turn as a NY City Sanitation Engineer. Click on the link to see more great celeb caricatures.
Labels: Naomi Campbell
Rumer Willis Becoming Rich Brat Ho-Bag

Rumer Willis shows the world what growing up with s***loads of money, A-list actors for parents, a serious sense of entitlement, and a lack of boundaries as a Hollywood brat does for you.
Click here to see the series of photos at ICYDK.
Doesn't she just ooze class?
Labels: Rumer Willis
Felicity Huffman is Beyond Explaining

Felicity Huffman showed up for an on-air interview on Ryan Seacrest's show in her p.j.'s., literally having just rolled out of bed. Unfortunately she was a day early for her scheduled talk with Seacrest.
The studio staffers let her into the studio to go ahead with the interview, and the fun didn't stop there. Huffman revealed that her pajama bottoms were rolled up because her dog had peed on them a little bit.
She also called herself a loser, and blamed her attire and low IQ on a late worknight.
Oh yikes.
SourceLabels: Desperate Housewives, Felicity Huffman, Ryan Seacrest
And the Crown Goes to.....Not Prince Charles!

The National Enquirer reported this week that Queen Elizabeth has said that she plans to skip Prince Charles and have Prince William become king instead. Charles is not very well liked since divorcing Diana and marrying another divorcee, Camilla, who isn't liked by the people much either.
Click here for the whole story at Celebitchy.
Labels: Royal News
Gratuitous Mark Wahlberg Pic

Mark Wahlberg out and about in LA, stopping to sign an autograph for a fan. What a guy....
Photo: People.com
Labels: Mark Wahlberg
Stephanie is Latest 'Idol' Axed

Stephanie Edwards is the latest 'American Idol' wannabe to get the ax (and save Sanjaya Malakar).
The old Dusty Springfield ballad, "You Don't Have to Love Me," was simply beyond the 19-year-old singer's command. And she'd probably articulated the weakest "personality" of the finalists. That left nothing to fall back on. Gina Glocksen may be a lesser singer than Stephanie, but she was probably shrewder in the way she's grabbed onto her "rock chick" identity.
Another blog, Bumpshack, had this to say of her performance: "She is always overshadowed. I don’t remember much about her performance. She needs some hair."
Then graded her singing with a B-.
Source and PhotoLabels: American Idol
Paul McCartney Sends Ex Heather Post 'Dancing' Bouquet

Adding fuel to the gossip fire that Paul McCartney is a much nicer guy than ex Heather Mills has made him out to be, sources tell
Page Six that he sent her a huge bouquet of flowers following her 'Dancing With the Stars' debut.
Speculation is that he sent the flowers because Mills is getting alot less cash and property than she wanted in their $55 million divorce settlement.
Labels: Dancing With the Stars, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney
Orlando Bloom Parties Like a Rock Star
The National Enquirer After Dark says that Orlando Bloom was partying hard with a group of friends at Les Deux the other night. I have a hard time believing that Orlando was at Les Deux however, because that place is on a downward spiral and seems to only attract C and D list celebs and reality TV has-beens lately.
March 14 was a wild night at Les Deux! ORLANDO BLOOM was there with a group of buddies and attracting every good-looking girl in the house. There even seemed to be a contest to see which girl could dance the sexiest in front of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" star! At one point, a brunette was shakin' it so suggestively that she danced right into his lap. Later on, Orlando almost fell into the fountain in the middle of the outdoor patio!
Perhaps he was slumming.
Labels: Orlando Bloom
Sarah Ferguson and Scorsese Team Up

The real Fergie, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, is teaming up with recent Oscar winner Martin Scorsese to produce a film called 'The Young Victoria'. The project tells the story of the rise of Queen Victoria, and will star Emily Blunt of 'The Devil Wears Prada'. 'The Departed' producer Graham King also will join the project.
"I met Graham King and said, 'Why don't you produce a movie about Queen Victoria?'," the Duchess explained. "All people see of Victoria is a melancholy queen in mourning, dressed in black. She should be remembered as a beautiful girl, skipping through the grass in bare feet. Hers is a wonderful love story."
Sarah is something of an expert on the royal matriarch, having written a book about her entitled Travels With Queen Victoria. In her forward to the 1993 work, Sarah wrote: "Queen Victoria has always fascinated me. I admire many of her qualities, and in some sense feel a bond of friendship with her. I was able to understand her longing to escape from the pressures of royal life and found her desire to broaden her horizons inspirational."
SourceLabels: Emily Blunt, Martin Scorsese, Sarah Ferguson, The Departed, The Devil Wears Prada, The Young Victoria
Jack Nicholson Cuts Off Fashion Funding for Daughter
Ted Casablanca reports today that papa Jack Nicholson was the money behind daughter Jennifer Nicholson's seemingly ill-fated fashion line. Ted described the line as "think Laura Ashley meets Trashy Lingerie." Ew.
Anyway, Jenn's fashions haven't exactly been making any money, and daddy decided to cut the purse strings while the gettin's good, so Ted says. Sounds to me like Jack has better things to spend his moolah on than yuck threads that aren't going anywhere soon.
SourceLabels: Jack Nicholson
Jesse Metcalfe Checks into Rehab

Following last weekend's nonstop party and subsequent
blacklisting from the Mondrian hotel, 'Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe has checked into rehab. Apparently Metcalfe had been on a week and a half long drinking binge.
His reps confirmed the rehab stint by sending out the following statement:
"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show 'Desperate Housewives' and the star of the film 'John Tucker Must Die,' hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment."
I hope he does actually get help if he needs it, because I'm getting so tired of all these actors checking into rehab as a publicity stunt or blanket apology to the public.
SourceLabels: Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Gossip Fixes
Ashley Judd In India

Ashley Judd is in India this week helping to promote AIDs awareness. Now don't you think she would portray Mother Teresa much better than Paris Hilton ever could?
Labels: Ashley Judd, Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan in GQ

After two days in a row of Lindsay Lohan flashing her firecrotch, the GQ layout is tame indeed.
Click here to see the rest of the spread.
Labels: Lindsay Lohan
DNA Samples Taken, Everyone Waits for Results

Both Larry Birkhead and baby Dannielynn Smith had DNA samples taken at the doctor's office today in the Bahamas. Howard K. Stern was not compelled to submit a sample because, according to Bahamian law, he is the father because his name is on the birth certificate.
Now it just remains to be seen if Dannielynn's and Larry's DNA is a match. If it isn't, then the case goes back to court. The samples are being sent to a lab in Ohio for testing.
I, for one, am most interested to see who the real daddy is. All of the theories floating around over the past month or so has peaked my curiosity. Especially the theory that the father could possibly be Anna Nicole's own son, Daniel, or her dead octagenarian husband Marshall Pierce. I don't think there really are any other contenders, especially the ex who's in jail, Prince Asshat, or OJ Simpson.
SourceLabels: Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead
Name Change Probably Not the Best Idea for Pax

The world has been fascinated by Angelina Jolie's multicultural adoptions, and the bringing home of 3 year old Pax Thien Jolie, formerly San Quan Pham, from Vietnam is no different.
Radar online spoke to a couple of well known psychologists regarding the name change and subsequent uprooting of a child Pax's age, and none if it's good for a psyche as well-formed as a three old's is.
Click here to read the entire article and see what the repercussions for Pax could be.
Labels: Angelina Jolie
Britney and K-Fed Hammer Out Settlement

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reportedly settled on a divorce agreement, one which leaves the erstwhile rapper at least $15 million richer.
She'll be giving him $1 million in cold hard cash, and half her earnings for the 2 years they were married. Fortunately for the Britster, she barely worked during that time, and was busy pooping out babies and eating Cheetos instead.
The
newest internet search engine king will also get half of whatever their Malibu mansion sells for, which is currently on the market for around $7.5 mil.
In addition to the financial settlement, the two have worked out a custody arrangement for the two kids, which gives each parent 50% physical custody for the time being. Britney will get full custody in the future, with Kevin getting visitation.
A source said, "Her time in rehab showed Britney that Kevin loves his kids and is a good dad."
The source went on to say that the two had an "amazing" meeting on Sunday, where they hammered out the terms of their divorce.
Brit checked out of Promises rehab yesterday, a few days shy of the 30 day programs ending, so she could attend Kev's birthday party.
Labels: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Kristin Veitch's Blind Item
Remember back in the day, when Alias wanted Lena Olin to return to the show so badly, they offered her an insane amount of money, but she turned it down?
Well, here's a little ditty that goes something like that...
(Reminder: We don't name names when it comes to Stumpers, but that doesn't prevent you all from doing your darnedest to figure it out below!)
Lena 2.0
Lena 2.0 is a fan favorite (and Kristin favorite) who starred in the very first episode of a Hit Show we fans get a little nutty about. He (yes, he—perhaps I should have called him Leonard instead of Lena?) was written off the show toward the end of last season, and from what I hear, he wasn't so happy about getting the boot. Neither were his costars.
Well, fast-forward to a few weeks ago, when the producers of Hit Show called up Lena—oh, heck, let's call the poor guy Leonard so he can preserve his dignity—and asked him to return for the season finale. They were sure he'd say yes. After all, the whole season was leading up to his return! But much to their surprise—you know what's coming, right?—Leonard said no. Again and again and again. To increasingly obscene amounts of money. See, it turns out Leonard's pride is priceless.
So now, Hit Show's producers have quite a storyline conundrum on their hands: What to do without the return of Leonard? Guess we'll have to wait and see...but to be honest, I'm not worried. These guys haven't failed me before.
Guesses?
Labels: Blind Items
Pax and Angelina Head Home

Angelina Jolie and new son Pax Thien head home today. Poor kid looks scared s***less about getting on the plane.
In Touch reports that Maddox and his new brother are getting along well, even playing together in the lobby of the Metropole Hotel in Hanoi before leaving for the airport. Pax will soon get to meet new daddy Brad Pitt.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Angelina Jolie
More Puppies Beg to be Homeless Rather than Live with Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been photographed every single G****mn day this week at just about every nightclub in New York. This, right after she has "successfully" completed a stint in rehab. Somewhere along the line, Linds has decided that she probably ought to stay home more, so she did what any normal person would do in her situation. She bought two puppies, who now have a fate worse than death waiting for them, to encourage her to stay home.
We all know how well that strategy has worked for Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who both own more dogs and other animals who whine every day to be put out of their misery. Spears recently replaced Hilton as the titleholder for Worst Celebrity Pet Owner in a recent online poll held by two dog magazines. We'll see if Lindsay becomes the new titleholder in the near future.
Labels: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
Queen Latifah Has Built-In Flotation Devices

Queen Latifah emerges from the Maui surf this week rocking a natural 'fro and flashing some sort of universal maritime distress signal at the photogs taking her picture. Hopefully someone rushed to the Queen's aid and administered some old fashioned CPR to those humongous flotation devices of hers.
Photo: TMZ
Labels: Queen Latifah
Angelina Double-Dipping in the Mag Pool?

We ask the age old question today: Can photos really be deemed "exclusive" if more than one magazine runs the same photos?
Labels: Angelina Jolie
Woody Harrelson's Dad Dies in Prison

Actor Woody Harrleson's father has died in prison in Colorado at age 69 while serving a sentence for murdering a federal judge.
Harrelson was in the midst of serving two life sentences, and it appears he died of a heart attack in his sleep.
Harrelson had always denied the murder of U.S. District Judge John Wood outside his San Antonio, Texas home in May 1979. Prosecutors said drug dealers paid him $250,000 to assassinate Wood so he would not preside over a trial.
SourceLabels: Woody Harrelson
Evangeline Lilly Tops Hottest TV Actress Survey

Hopefully 'Lost's Evangeline Lilly is clinking coffee mugs with boyfriend Dominic Monaghan this morning, because she was just voted the hottest actress on US TV. 39 other names were on the list, and Lilly beat out other very hot chicks like Ali Larter, Rebecca Romijn, and Eva Longoria.
I have to say, I agree. She is the cutest thing to grace Primetime in a very long time, and it doesn't hurt to have just about the fittest bod that ever rocked a wife-beater t-shirt either.
Here's a few photos to remind those of you who doubt Evie's new title.



SourceLabels: Dominic Monaghan, Evangeline Lilly, Lost
Tom Tightening Katie's Purse Strings
Tittle Tattle Too reports that Tom Cruise has told Katie to cut her shopping sprees down because he think sit is sending out the wrong message.
What message do you think that is? "We've got mega-beaucoup-bucks, so don't spend any of it, or our non-existant fans might think we're rich and frivolous?"
The article says that Cruise is alarmed at the fortune she has been spending at Barney's, Horn, and Bonpoint.
A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Katie looks like she has been moping about having to curtail her shopping sprees. She said Tom wants her to take a break as he thinks it might be sending out the wrong message.
"He certainly doesn't have to worry about money and Katie is not on a budget - it seems he just doesn't want people thinking she is frivolous and all about shopping and money."
On one shopping extravaganza to Barney's, Katie reportedly spent close to $20,000, and treated herself and buddy Posh Beckham to a couple $500 pairs of shoes. Right after that Katie was photographed carrying 5 bags of clothes of toys and outfits for baby Suri.
Well I guess since Tom has less fans than he can count on two hands these days, it might be a good idea to put Katie on a budget. Who knows if he'll ever have another box office smash again after trying to take over the world Scientology style.
Labels: Katie Holmes, Posh Beckham, Tom Cruise
Osbourne to Replace Brandy on Talent Show

Sharon Osbourne is possibly set to replace legally challenged R & B star Brandy Norwood on the show 'America's Got Talent'. This comes after lawsuits have been filed as a result of the car accident Brandy was involved in which resulted in a fatality.
Studio sources say talks with Osbourne are ongoing, who also appears as a judge on the UK based series by Simon Cowell 'X-Factor'.
Labels: Brandy, Sharon Osbourne, Simon Cowell
Janice Dickinson Flashes the Not-So-Goods

"Original Supermodel" Janice Dickinson has felt the sting of being not so much in the public eye lately, so instead gave the public an unwanted eyeful. While exiting her car at Koi last night she gave the photogs a full on display of her naughty parts, in what can only be described as horribly nasty, and should not be attempted by anyone even close to her age.
The crotch flashing follows Dickinson's expulsion and subsequent
banning from future Ed Hardy fashion shows and IMG related events, after exhibiting less flesh, but just as horrid behavior.
Perez Hilton has the uncensored pics, if you dare.
Labels: Janice Dickinson
Kirsten Dunst Was in a Movie This Year?

Inexplicably, Kirsten Dunst has found herself in receipt of the ShoWest award for Female Star of the Year. Was she even in any films this year? What were the qualifications that led to her even being nominate for such an award, let alone winning it? Who were the other actresses she was up against? Perhaps the award is for getting your name in the tabloids for
sucking face with the most guys while
lying about smoking cigarettes and drinking booze.
Gosh, maybe they just couldn't think of anyone else, or no one else was available that day.
Photo: E! Online
Labels: Kirsten Dunst
Halle Berry at 'Perfect Stranger' Premiere

Halle Berry goes undercover to solve a murder in her new flick called 'Perfect Stranger'.
Halle, who explored the secret world of internet chat-rooms and hidden identities for the role, describes the film is "an interesting psychological look at people and how we're all somebody really different than who we present."
It's sort of a classic whodunnit, very Hitchcock," she adds.
The Monster's Ball actress also revealed that working with Hollywood hard-man Bruce Willis, who co-stars in the crime thriller and lives next to Halle in real-life, was a fun experience. "He's a guy that flies by the seat of his pants," she said. "He brings a lot of spontaneity to a script, always trying to make it better, questioning the words on the page. I got a lot out of working with him."
SourceLabels: Bruce Willis, Halle Berry, Perfect Stranger
Wacko Jacko's Little Bro Gets the Bum's Rush

The National Enquirer print edition reports that Randy Jackson, little brother to Michael, went to go see the King of Pop at his Las Vegas mansion, back on February 28th. The younger Jackson had gone to talk to Michael about repaying the $2 million Randy had raised for him during his child molestation trial.
Sources say that when Randy pulled into the gates at the mansion, he thought he was being welcomed in. Instead, Michael's goon squad rushed the car and started trying to drag him out of it.
"I thought they were going to kill me!" Randy told a friend.
Randy called 911, and when the police arrived the security guards told them Randy was trespassing. No arrests were made.
Labels: Michael Jackson
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Timberlake: Always a Gentleman

Justin Timberlake is profiled in this month's Details magazine, and it's kind of a stroke job. He is definitely portrayed as a nice guy, who works hard for his money, and never says a bad thing about anyone, including Britney. I think the article tried a bit too hard on the "I'm really a rock and roller" angle, but that's neither here nor there. They are, after all, profiling his Royal Poppiness before, during, and after a concert for thousands of screaming, drunken sorority girls, and just as many drunken, screaming fraternity boys. The piece tries to balance the fence between painting him as a sensitive momma's boy, and also a tough kid who cusses with the best of the sailors.
Anyhoo,
click here to read all the gory details.
No pun intended.
Labels: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake
K-Fed Leaves Rapping for Internet Search Engine

Never one who has been accused of being a brain trust, Kevin Federline has given up his couple thousand album selling rap career and is starting an internet search engine site. It's called 'Search With Kevin'.
Well, no one said the guy was creative.
Anyway, surprisingly you can search for regular stuff, and not just stuff about bling, and baby making, and drinking, and whoring in Las Vegas, and.....do I need to go on? You can even install it directly into your toolbar for ease of use.
When asked if they were worried about the competition, the founders of Google laughed loudly and wiped their collective asses with hundred dollar bills.
See Kev's search engine thingy
here.
Labels: Kevin Federline
Angie's Already Put the New Kid to Work

The poor Vietnamese kid that Angelina Jolie just adopted hasn't even got the stamp dry on his new passport before the Jolie-Pitt's have made dough off the transaction. People magazine just bought the rights to the first officially published photos of Pax Thien Jolie for 2 million clams!
Granted, Angie will more than likely donate the dough to charity, but that's beside the point. TomKat, and even Britney, has had the good sense to keep their kids pics out of the glossies for a reasonable length of time, and those kids were born into the life of Hollywood brat. This poor kid should have the good sense to bite Ange on the ankle and run screaming as soon as the plane touches down in LA or New Orleans, or Germany, or wherever the hell they've bought yet another house.
I have a headache just thinking about this now.
SourceLabels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
Watch Out Hollywood, There's a New Playa in Town

Oh the joys of being a young, hot, sensitive, quiet kind of guy in Hollywood, and having all the hot older ladies falling all over themselves to get in your pants. Those are the trials and tribulations of Dave Annable, currently seen on ABC's 'Brothers & Sisters'.
Gossipy types all over the globe are getting a blind item cake handed to them on a platter this week, because it seems Annable was dating a lovely lady 30 some odd years his senior, not only old enough to be his mother, but actually PLAYS his mother on TV. Yes, people, I am speaking of Hollywood legend Sally Field. The two had been hot and heavy for a while, that is until Darling Dave kicked old mom to the curb for 'Grey's Anatomy' doc Kate Walsh!
So here's how it all went down. Sally was looking for love in all the wrong places....oh wait, that's a country song. Anyway, she and Dave had sparks flying on the set. Rumors began to spread, the cast and crew whispered, the internet blind items and rumors got out of control, and Dave put the brakes on the relationship. Next thing you know he hooked up with Kate, and Sally is denying any nookie ever took place. Dave also will neither confirm nor deny that he is seeing either lady, though winesses talk of canoodling at a pre-Oscars bash with Kate.
So it seems Annable has a thing for the older women. He's 27, Walsh is 39, and Field is 60. Hopefully he'll keep it that way and stay out of the celebutard and starlet kiddie pool. Now all we need to do is set Sally up with Mr. Right, and not Mr. Too Young to Know Better.
Labels: Brothers and Sisters, Dave Annable, Kate Walsh, Sally Field
Judge Asks Who's Your Daddy??
The judge in the Dannielynn Smith paternity case has officially ordered up everyone involved to pony up their DNA samples. Prince Asshat and OJ Simpson have been excluded from the pool.
Larry Birkhead was jubilant as he left the courtroom, because if he is proven to be Dannielynn's daddy, all that stands between him and daddyhood is a passport for Dannielynn.
SourceLabels: Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead
Britney Wants Reconciliation with K-Fed

The print edition of the National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears is desperate to reconcile with ex Kevin Federline. So much so that she allegedly snuck a phone call to a psychic hotline while she was going to an AA meeting, in order to ask about their future together.
"Britney was thrilled because the psychic said she'd stay with Kevin," the insider revealed. "The psychic predicted they'd be stronger than ever and they'd have a girl next. "Britney wants another baby, a girl, because she thinks that will keep Kevin from leaving her. "She even asked Promises for a romantic date with Kevin so she can get pregnant right away."
I know that when I'm trying to woo back my husband that I kicked to the curb, I like to go
dry hump some random guy in the bushes, because nothing says love like cheating on your hubby!
Labels: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Phil Spector is Paris Hilton's Long Lost Wonky Eye Twin!

Paris Hilton and Phil Spector rock the newest Hollywood trend that is sure to take celebs by storm: The Wonky Eye!
I think alleged murder is about the only thing left on Paris' list of things to do, and Phil just needs to spread a few STD's around town and he's got it made. Then they can truly be soulmates. I'm pretty sure Spector is about the only guy left in Hollywood she hasn't banged yet. She'd better hurry before the guys in cell block D have their way with him.
Labels: Paris Hilton, Phil Spector
Sienna Miller Proves Driving Safety is First

Sienna Miller proves that she is a very safe driver by making sure her high beams are turned on when she gets behind the wheel.
The photo is for an Esquire magazine spread, and to see the rest of the layout
click here.
Labels: Sienna Miller
Jolie to Play Another Assassin

Angelina Jolie has signed on to play another killer for hire in the film 'Wanted', with filming starting in Eastern Europe in May.
Variety is reporting that she'll play an assassin who agrees to take on an apprentice - played by James McAvoy - whose own hitman father was murdered. Morgan Freeman also stars in the movie. Timur Bekmambetov (the filmmaker behind the edgy, Russian "Night Watch" trilogy) will direct.
Wait a second, didn't she just adopt some kid and
say she's going to be a stay at home mom now? That kid must adjust really fast!
Labels: Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Wanted
Kim Kardashian Stops Lying About Her Sex Tape

Golden shower girl Kim Kardashian, known only as A) daughter of OJ Simpson trial attorney, B) Parasite Hilton hanger-on, and C) sex tape star, is now coming clean about knowing that the sex tape existed. Isn't that always the way these things go? Deny, deny, deny, then when everyone assumes you knew, come clean.
Kim Kardashian is finally admitting she knew about her sex tape all along. "I really didn't think [it] was coming out. I apologize for not publicly being honest ... but I felt like at the time that's all that I could have said," the daughter of late O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian told Complex magazine Thursday in a follow-up interview to her February/ March cover story. Paris Hilton's sometime BFF also reveals why her X-rated footage is on par with the pros: "Ray J [her partner in the tape] wants to be a director."
But Kardashian says she's not helping her former boyfriend in his directorial debut - her lawyers are trying to stop its release.
Note to Kim: We're not stupid. We knew you knew and were just trying to make a buck and get your name in the news. The problem is, no one cares about you beyond your slimy sex tape. Better make another one, stat! Also, pick a better known partner for the next one.
SourceLabels: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton
Meet The New 'Bachelor': Andy Baldwin

Ladies, start your engines! The new bachelor for the next season of ABC's 'The Bachelor' is the hottest one yet!
U.S. Navy Lieutenant Andy Baldwin, M.D., 30, an undersea medical officer for a special operations dive unit stationed in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii - a real-life "officer and a gentleman" - faces the most exciting mission of his life -- finding true love -- when the tenth edition of ABC's popular romance reality series, "The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman," premieres MONDAY, APRIL 2 (9:45-11:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.
Andy, an accomplished triathlete and winner of recent humanitarian awards for his work in Laos last summer -- on a military mission where he treated over 600 Laotians in remote mountain villages -- grew up in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, where he was valedictorian in high school and a competitive swimmer who made All-American. He was even named ESPN's National Scholar Athlete of the Year in 1995. The Navy offered him a full ROTC scholarship, which he took and went to Duke University, where he was a varsity letter winner on the men's swim team and began training for marathons, all while taking a pre-med course load and earning a degree in biology, with a concentration in genetics. After graduating Duke with honors, he enrolled in the University of California-San Francisco School of Medicine and was a surgical intern at Naval Hospital San Diego, where he graduated in 2003.
SourceLabels: Andy Baldwin, The Bachelor
Jesse Metcalfe Blacklisted from Mondrian

'Desperate Housewives' ex-hunk Jesse Metcalfe obviously didn't read "how to Win Friends and Influence People", if his recent antics are any indication. He apparently doesn't have a clue that he isn't as big of a star as he thinks he is.
Don't expect to see 'Desperate Housewives' star Jesse Metcalfe by the pool at West Hollywood's Mondrian any time soon. According to hotel guests, Metcalfe "was blacklisted" from the Mondrian after "partying for four days straight last week and being really mean to the staff." The last straw came on Friday, when Metcalfe "blew up at the doorman at Skybar because they wouldn't let him in." Metcalfe's bad behavior resulted in him not getting a guest room on Saturday, although a hotel rep claims he has not been officially banned. A rep for Metcalfe had no comment.
SourceLabels: Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe
Demi Squashes Baby Rumors

Demi Moore effectively shoots down the recent pregnancy rumors without saying a word. All she had to do was have her picture taken in a second skin dress with washboard belly front and center.
No baby there!
Photo: People.com
Labels: Demi Moore
Paris Picks Up Ashlee's Sloppy Seconds

Paris Hilton is adding yet another notch to her bedpost, and this time it's 'Desperate Housewives' hunk Josh Henderson. Henderson used to date Ashlee Simpson and was seen on her reality show for a little while.
Hilton celebrated St. Patrick's Day with Henderson, meeting up first at nightclub Area before going to Paris' house for a party. According to insode sources, the two were smitten and couldn't take their eyes off each other the entire evening.
"They couldn't take their eyes off of each other", a source tells Star. "Paris looked completely smitten with Josh. She just kept smiling and laughing at everything he said, like she was under his spell. They actually make a really good looking couple."
Then they took off for Hilton's house.
"Paris and Josh sat in the backseat of the car by themselves for about 15 minutes," says the source. "It was just the two of them talking and flirting. I guess they wanted to have some alone time before heading to Paris' house where she had a St. Patrick's Day party."
Once at the party, they still were joined at the hip.
"Paris was with Josh most of the night. She appeared to be having a lot of fun. The two were in the kitchen the entire night eating pizza and talking."
It sounds to me like Paris is going to need to invest in some new bedposts pretty soon. I'm not sure there's too much room on the old ones for any more notches.
Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Desperate Housewives, Josh Henderson, Paris Hilton
Jessica Alba Ready to Procreate

Genetically blessed actress Jessica Alba says she wants kids, and she wants them soon. Alba has been dating some lucky stiff named Cash Warren for a while, but who knows if he'll be the one to inseminate her.
Alba says she grew up surrounded by kids, and apparently misses the diaper action.
She says, "I'm really girly when it comes to kids. I've been surrounded by children my whole life because I'm the oldest of 15 cousins - I've been changing diapers since I was six. I want to have a couple, for sure."
I'm sure Jess will have no problem finding a guy willing to donate some sperm for her personal use.
ourceLabels: Jessica Alba
Britney Begs Justin to Visit in Rehab

A source told Star magazine that apparently Britney Spears smuggled a
verboten cel phone into rehab, and was reportedly hiding out in a closet begging someone named Justin to come and visit her.
"She was hiding in a closet and talking to a guy named Justin, probably Justin Timberlake. She was talking to him about coming to support her at a group Alcoholics Anonymous meeting on Wednesday march 7 in Santa Monica.
"She kept saying 'Come on Justin, please, please, please come!' She was begging him!"
According to various reports, Timberlake has offered before to visit the rehabbing poptart, but Lynne Spears asked him to saty away. According to those same reports JT wrote Brit a letter of support that had her in tears as she read it.
SourceLabels: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake
Keanu Reeves Hits Photog With Car

In what seems to be the start of a new trend by the paparazzi, yet another
photog gets hit by a car and drops to the ground "writhing in pain". This time the offending star was Keanu Reeves, and, exactly like in the incident involving Lindsay Lohan, Reeves was pulling out of a parking space when he supposedly grazed a pap who was snapping pictures of the actor. The photog fell to the ground, and paramedics were called.
The injured guy was taken to a local hospital where he was treated and released.
The LA County Sheriff's Department is investigating, and Reeves' reps were unable to be reached for comment.
SourceLabels: Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan
Monday, March 19, 2007
Gossip Fixes
Shanna Moakler's New Look

I gotta say, I love Shanna Moakler's new Claudia Sciffer/Brigitte Bardot look that she sported for her birthday in Miami. She looks rested and less puffy than usual. The new haircut is flattering and cute, the makeup is softer and makes her look great, and the only detracting factor in this photo is that grody hubby of hers who swapped spit, and probably more, with Paris Hilton. Lose him and move it on up, girl!
Labels: Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker
Posh Beckham Rides the Money Saving Train

Earlier today I reported that Posh and David Beckham
turned down buying a house because it was out of their price range. Now I see that indeed, Posh and Becks are having serious money troubles, because obviously they can't even afford to spring for salon highlights for poor Posh's hair that is falling out so fast she can't keep up with cutting it. The picture above shows exactly why, in my 18 years or so of coloring my hair, I have never, not even once, gotten highlights. I am terrified of them turning out like Posh's stripes that even a zebra would be embarrassed to wear. What immediately comes to mind is Vic sitting in fron of the mirror yanking hunks of hair through a rubber cap with a crochet needle, and then liberally squirting bleach on them. Oh the horror of one's hubby signing a 250 million dollar sports contract, and then being put on a f***ing budget.
Labels: David Beckham, Posh Beckham
Ryan Phillippe Also Moving Downward on Hollywood Food Chain

Witnesses report that Ryan Phillippe and Ashlee Simpson hooked up at Hollywood nightclub Les Deux. After flirting for a while, the two supposedly disappeared into a private area, and returned about an hour later looking dissheveled.
They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on. “They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again.
Well, at least Ashlee is getting better in her taste in men. I wouldn't kick Ryan out of bed.
SourceLabels: Ashlee Simpson, Ryan Phillippe
DJ AM Moving Down the Hollywood Food Chain

Just because DJ AM hasn't come right out in a magazine interview and said he's shtupping starlets (
think Brody Jenner in Details) for fame, doesn't mean that's isn't what he's doing. I think, no, I KNOW he could have done better than replace Mandy Moore with celebutard whorebag Kimberly Stewart. I bet he and Brody Jenner put names of all the skanky starlets in a hat and then randomly pick one to see who they get to date next.
Photo: Crazy Days & Nights
Labels: Brody Jenner, DJ AM, Kimberly Stewart, Mandy Moore
Naomi Campbell Shows up for Work Detail

Angry supermodel Naomi Campbell arrived on time today for her community service detail of mopping floors in the NY Sanitation Department. Never one to be unfashionable, Campbell arrived in high style wearing thousand dollar Christian Louboutin stiletto heel boots, but came prepared with a well worn pair of black army boots slung over one shoulder.
She will work indoors all week at the Manhattan district 3 garage on the Lower East Side of the city.
The area is being regenerated to make way for a "Basketball City".
Her duties include sweeping, mopping, polishing and scrubbing the toilets. Sanitation department deputy chief Al Durrell said: "If the toilets require to be cleaned, she will clean them, along with her co-workers.
"She will be sweeping the garage floor, sweeping the offices. We also have locker rooms and bathrooms she will be cleaning, mopping. We have windows that need to be cleaned so she'll be doing some of that."
Campbell's assistant, Ana Scolavino, needed five stitches after the model attacked her. Campbell's lawyer played down the incident, saying: "She did throw a phone but that doesn't mean she threw it at someone. But someone was accidentally hit as a result of it."
The city issue jumpsuit that Naomi will wear for her community service is to be auctioned off for charity at the end of her mopping stint.
SourceLabels: Naomi Campbell
Paris Hilton on her Knees Again?

Pics of celebutard Paris Hilton are currently making the rounds, and in them she is about to or in the act of giving a blowjob to Cee-Lo of the group Gnarls Barkley.
I have two things to say about the photo. First off it totally looks Photoshopped to me. Paris' head is a couple times too big for her skinny little bod. On the other hand it could just be the angle the picture was taken at. Second, D-A-M-N, Cee-Lo is seriously packin'!!! Color me impressed!
See the NSFW version of the picture
here.
Labels: Cee-Lo, Gnarls Barkley, Paris Hilton
Larry Birkhead Has a Stalker
Larry Birkhead has a fan. I think there's just the one. Anyway, a stick thin blond lady has been spotted outside the courtroom several times while Birkhead has been inside attempting to win custody of baby Dannielynn Smith. Yesterday as Larry left the courtroom and got into his car, the blond followed him and tried to get into the car with him. As security pulled her away from the car, she actually looked confused as to why they were doing that. See the video of Birkhead's wannabe lady
here.
Labels: Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead
Mammary Hayek

Holy milk jugs, Batman! If Salma's hooters are this big now at only a couple months preggers, how big will they ultimately get when she's ready to pop??
Photo: TMZ
Labels: Salma Hayek
Pussycat Dolls May Get Britney's Songs

Britney Spears' antics may cost her more than just a little time off in rehab. Rapper Ne-Yo, who wrote several songs for Spears' comeback album, is none too pleased with Brit's lack of commitment. The poptart reportedly ditched several studio sessions with Ne-Yo earlier this year.
"We set up no less than four sessions for Britney to just come and listen to the songs I wrote for her. She never showed up. "I think they want me to hold these songs that I've written until she finishes going through her thing. But a couple might be perfect for The Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger, so..."
Britney may have a bit harder time staging her comeback if she keeps treating people in the biz with the lack of respect she has been showing of late. No one will want to work with her, and lord knows the girl needs more than a bit of help in the production area. Have you heard her sing live??
SourceLabels: Britney Spears, Ne-Yo, Nicole Scherzinger, Pussycat Dolls
Fiennes' Flight Attendant Was(Is) Hooker
The sordid details of
Ralph Fiennes mile high romp with Lisa Robertson just keep coming out, and they just keep getting ickier.
It has now come out that before Robertson became a stewardess for Qantas Airline, she had paid the bills the old fashioned way: by hooking. Robertson reportedly worked in an Australian brothel to pay the rent.
Janet Charlton is reporting that she apparently has gone back to her old job, only now she charges more because of her newfound notoriety.
Robertson previously had sold her story to the tabs, and then tried to stretch out her mealticket by claiming it was possible that she was pregnant with Fiennes baby. Ironically Fiennes was on his way to India to lecture the people on the perils of having unsafe sex, when he had unsafe sex with Robertson in the airplane lav.
Labels: Ralph Fiennes
Country Singer Buck Jones Killed by Drunk Driver

Up and coming country singer Buck Jones, 33, was killed last night by a drunk driver as he was walking along an interstate service road in Royse City, Texas, an area just outside Dallas.
Jones and his guitarist were on their way to perform at a party when a tire blew out on their car. Jones went for help when he was struck from behind.
The intoxicated driver is being held in Greenville, Texas on an intoxicated manslaughter charge.
"Buck will be warmly remembered for his easy smile and positive attitude," Block said. "His memory and his music will live on."
Readers can see Jones' website
here. A memorial fund has been set up for the singer's family at the site, where donations can be sent. Jones left behind a 7 month old son, Walker Dylan, and a wife.
SourceLabels: Buck Jones
Britney's Romp in the Foliage with Random Guy

Oh, Britney! You did it again!
Britney Spears, in the midst of her treatment for various issues at Promises rehab in Malibu, was caught by staffers dry humping some random guy in the bushes. Supposedly in love with RIVA guitarist Jason Filyaw, Brit took a break from her new love to romp with an unidentified dude in the rough.
Britney Spears was caught romping in the bushes of her rehab center with a mystery man.
The troubled singer played a game of tennis with the unnamed man, who is also receiving treatment at Malibu's Promises clinic, before they disappeared together.
The pair were later found frolicking in the folliage of the grounds and had to be separated by security staff.
A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she's been in the centre a while.
Sounds like the Britster should add sex addict treatment to her list.
SourceLabels: Britney Spears
Posh's Barbie Dream House too Much Money

Posh and David Beckham have been searching for atheir perfect Los Angeles area dream mansion, and thought they had found the perfect one. Then they saw the price tag....$38,846,000!
A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "They are careful with investments. When you think what David's deal was to move to Los Angeles Galaxy you would think this was a drop in the ocean for them. But they don't want to spend that much on a Hollywood house at the moment."
The couple - who celebrated their 10th anniversary last week - believed the exclusive Beverly Hills property would have been a perfect family home. The Liongate residence boasted acres of land, tennis courts, an outdoor swimming pool, movie room and a separate guesthouse.
Apparently that was just a bit too much to spend on a stateside home, and now they will have to keep looking. I heard Britney's house is available for only $7 million. It's a steal!
SourceLabels: Britney Spears, David Beckham, Posh Beckham
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Joss Stone Looks Amazing in a Bikini


Joss Stone continues her transformation from soft hippie girl into healthy, fit and gorgeous woman. The Hollywood anorexic squad should take a lesson from Joss and wise up. Bony ain't hot!
Photos: IDLYTW
Labels: Joss Stone
Diaz Fugs it Up Again

Cameron Diaz wears yet another inexplicable dress, this time to the Tokyo premiere of 'The Holiday'. The too bright white skirt was so tight that Cam could barely walk the red carpet. Diaz's last three fashion disasters have all been some combination of
black and white or
plain white. Perhaps she should think about moving on to a new color scheme in the near future.
Labels: Cameron Diaz, Golden Globes, Oscars, The Holiday
Rose McGowan Attempts to Explain Eye Issues
Before and during the Golden Globes
Oscars After-Party
Well made up bandage under same eyeBeginning at the Golden Globes and continuing right on through the Oscars, Rose McGowan was the subject of much speculation because of the way one of her eyes appeared in pictures. At the Globes, she had some pronounced droopiness and/or bagginess under an eye, and a lot of blogs posted about it. Then she appeared at Oscar after parties with a heavily made up Band-aid under that same eye, minus the droopies. Today in Page Six, she attempted to explain away the bandage by saying she was involved in a car accident some weeks ago, and her eyeglasses cut her.
ROSE McGowan , a star of upcoming gore-fest "Grindhouse," had a gory experience of her own a few weeks ago - but it could have been worse. McGowan was a passenger in a car that collided with another, and the accident pushed her eyeglasses into her face. "I didn't realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye," the gorgeous actress tells us. She was terrified of scarring, but found an excellent plastic surgeon.
No accident was ever reported on that invloved McGowan, that I could find. She also waited until now to talk about it, AFTER she was slammed in the blogs, and accused of being a "crack-whore"? You be the judge. Leave your comments!
SourceLabels: Golden Globes, Oscars, Rose McGowan
Marilyn Monroe's Death was "Arranged Suicide" by FBI

A secret FBI file has now seen the light of day, and it says that the suicide of Marilyn Monroe was a staged plot to silence the actress from spilling the beans on her affair with Robert Kennedy.
Monroe was found dead, naked and lying face down in her bed, in 1962, and the coroner ruled her death as "probable suicide" from an overdose of barbiturates.
the newly-released FBI file - which was uncovered by Australian filmmaker Phillippe Mora - suggests the 'Some Like It Hot' star was persuaded to make a suicide bid with the understanding that she would be rescued in time. But the report speculates she was left to die in an elaborate plot which included her psychiatrist Ralph Greenson, her housekeeper Eunice Murray, her press secretary Pat Newcomb and actor Peter Lawford, who was married to Kennedy's sister Patricia. The document, which was given to the FBI in October 1964, alleges Lawford "knew from Marilyn's friends that she often made suicide attempts" to gain sympathy. He is accused of making "special arrangements" with Greenson to provide Monroe with the means to commit a drugs overdose. The report says, "Robert Kennedy made a telephone call to Peter Lawford to find out if Marilyn was dead yet. "Marilyn expected to have her stomach pumped and get sympathy for her suicide attempt. The psychiatrist did not come to see her until after she was known to be dead." The file also alleges Monroe was silenced because she had threatened to reveal a "romance and sex affair" with Kennedy, whom she realised would never leave his wife Ethel for her.
SourceLabels: Marilyn Monrroe
'Harry Potter's' Emma Watson Bailing on Final Films

Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's friend Hermione Granger in the films, is reportedly refusing to sign on for the last two installments of the box office juggernaut. Watson, 16, is tired of being known as "that girl from the Harry Potter movies', and is ready to lose the teenybopper wizard image.
Apparently Rupert [Grint], who has starred as the best friend of Daniel Radcliffe's eponymous Harry in the first five movies, and Daniel himself have moved apart from Emma after she rejected the chance to earn £2 million ($3,884,600)to film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
"Daniel and I are distant from her now. We don't text or talk to her when we are not filming," he told the Sunday tabloid.
But other reports state that although Emma has not signed up for the final two films, producers Warner Bros still fully expect her to.
No word on what Watson would rather be doing, or if she's signed on to appear in Playboy or 'Girls Gone Wild' yet.
SourceLabels: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Harry Potter, Rupert Grint
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Celeb Gossip Junkie is Getting a New Look!
Please be patient while the changes take effect! Some of the information displayed will change, disappear, reappear, move, etc. So stay tuned, because it's going to be interesting! If your link was listed in the "Gossip Addictions" and it isn't now, please send me an email and I will re-add it. Some links were accidentally erased.
Thanks,
CeCe
Keanu Reeves or Homeless Man?

A scruffed out Keanu Reeves keeps it on the down low while getting coffee on Thursday. Reeves heads back to work soon filming the crime drama 'The Night Watchman', which centers on police force corruption. Keanu plays a disgraced cop out to redeem himself by exposing the bad guys on the force.
Photo: People.com
Labels: Keanu Reeves, The Night Watchman
Friday, March 16, 2007
Mini Me Photoshop Contest Entries
Taylor Hicks Drops the Fried Food...and 22 Lbs.

'Idol' winner Taylor Hicks has lost 22 pounds since getting his crown last year, and he did it by ditching fried chicke and fast food. The 6'1" singer went from 215 to 193 by turning to salads, brown rice, fish and chicken noodle soup. "It's good for your throat," he says. "It's also comforting, but it's light."
He kept one of his favorites on the menu however: chocolate cake. Hicks says that when he takes a tour day off it's his "sin day", and he looks for the cake in whatever city he's in.
His other secret is running every other day for 45 minutes, no matter where he is or what he's doing.
"I just take off running, with a hat on," he says. And when covering up his distinctive gray mop, "I've walked through a thousand fans and nobody notices."
Aside from the running, "I use a lot of the stage as exercise," says the singer, who calls his dance style "signature me ... it's original and it's authentic." Plus, it's more cardio: "I wear jackets, and with those lights, I'm sweating off, like, two lbs. a night!"
He should have a workout DVD called the 'American Idol' Winner Weight Loss Plan. All you have to do to lose the weight is win on the show, and then start your world tour. Built in exercise plan right there!
SourceLabels: American Idol, Taylor Hicks
Fergie Makes it to London

Fergie finally arrives in London, three days after getting
kicked off a trans-Atlantic flight for being excessively drunk.
Is it just me, or does she look a tad hungover in the photo?
Photo: People.com
Labels: Fergie
Blind Items Revealed!
I love me some Crazy Days and Nights blog, especially when EL throws us all a bone and reveals the answers to some of his blind items.
Click here to check it out. I dare you not to get addicted to EL's blog!
Labels: Blind Items
Eva Longoria Eats Cake

Eva Longoria celebrates both her birthday and becoming the new face of Bebe Sport.
Labels: Eva Longoria
Elton John Too Gay for Tobago

Elton John is scheduled to perform at the Plymouth Jazz Festival on the island of Tobago next month, but church leaders are against it and are attempting to ban him from entering the country....in case he turns people gay!
Phillip Isaac, the archdeacon of the Caribbean country, has claimed that Elton's campness may be infectious and might tempt locals to turn homosexual if he performs at the festival.
Archdeacon Isaac said: "The artist is one of God's children and while his lifestyle is questionable he needs to be ministered unto.
"His visit to the island can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle."
He added that Elton's marriage to David Furnish does not conform to "biblical teachings" and that a "man should not lie with a man".
The strong homophobic contingent on the island of Tobago has also recently bombarded local radio stations with calls, demanding the singer be kept out of the country.
A clause in the immigration laws targeting gays could effectively prevent Elton John from entering.
No pun intended.
Festival organisers say that Elton is still scheduled to perform as planned.
Labels: Elton John
Richie and Madden Engaged

The National Enquirer reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are indeed engaged and will be getting married at Las Ventanas resort in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
The lovebirds reportedly were set to elope in Las Vegas last month, but wanted to get Lionel Richie's blessing first. Instead they exchanged promise rings and went to talk to Nicole's daddy when they returned.
Rumors say that the pair will be married in front of 100 friends and family in a small ceremony on an undisclosed date.
SourceLabels: Joel Madden, Nicole Richie
Date Bobby Brown

Want to date Bobby Brown on national TV? The infamous former boy bander/drug addict/dookie picker/jailbird is shopping around a new reality show modeled after 'The Bachelor' meets Flava Flav, where he would pick a new babe out of 20 hopefuls.
Brown is hoping reality TV will help him fix his love life and give him a boost in the wallet at the same time. Bobby and Whitney Houston famously broke up several months ago, and she took his meal ticket with him when she departed. Houston is now dating Ray J, of the Kim Kardashian sex tape fame.
The My Prerogative singer will play the field in new show Dating Bobby Brown,in which he'll pick a girlfriend from 20 wannabe starlets who all want to spend quality time with him. An insider reveals Brown has his own ideas about how to spice up the dating show: "Bobby believes the best way to win a man's heart is through his stomach, so he's planning to have the women cook for him while they parade around in thong bikinis."
Sounds like "must not see TV" to me.
SourceLabels: Bobby Brown, Kim Kardashian, Ray-J, Whitney Houston
Gwyneth too Skinny to Play Dietrich?


Marlene Dietrich's daughter is very unhappy with the choice of Gwyneth Paltrow to play the silver screen legend in an upcoming biopic, saying she is too skinny for the part.
Maria Riva says that skinny actresses like Paltrow would never have been hired by the movie studios back in the day.
"Studios wouldn't have signed skinny women in my day. Marlene, Joan Crawford, Paulette Goddard - all of us were shapely. We were what men wanted to see - and gorgeous with it.
"I think Gwyneth will need some helpings of good old apple pie and plenty of ice-cream!"
SourceLabels: Gwyneth Paltrow