Wednesday, February 28, 2007
More Celebrity Babies

Patrick Dempsey debuts his new twins, Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen.

Photo: People.com

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Kelly Preston's Revolting Gift
Contactmusic.com ran this fascinating fact today:

The leopard dress worn by Kelly Preston to the Oscars was a Christmas gift to her from her husband John Travolta.

That dress put her close to the top of my worst dressed list, and led to my posting of the cartoon below. Travolta should be renamed John Revolta for his taste in clothes, if he picked that trash out.

Thanks to Pretty On The Outside.

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Gossip Fixes
When Co-Stars Attack -- Popsugar

When New "Friends" Sell You Out -- Egotastic

When Babies Go Wild -- Just Jared

When Boobies Go Wild -- Fatback & Collards

When Ugly Dresses Attack -- Celebrity Mound

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Debra Messing's Cutie Pie

How adorable is Debra Messing's son?? The two arrived at LAX on Tuesday, all bundled up for the cold weather.

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Vanity Fair Pics Trickle In

All I can think is that all of Suzanne Somers' clothes were burned up in that house fire of hers, and this is all she could save from the flames. Poor lady. No one would loan her a dress to wear for the Oscars.

Good thing she was able to save the dyed-to-match shoes that went with it.

Photo: Go Fug Yourself

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Pete Doherty Could Be in Trouble Again

Pete Doherty better watch his back from angry animal rights people after he allegedly threw a marijuana blunt into a penguin enclosure, and one of the penguins ate it.

Pete caused chaos at the Cotswold Wildlife Park, in Oxfordshire, when he threw what looked like a cannabis joint to the penguins.

The rocker - who has been treated for drug addiction - was showing off in front of Kate when he hurled the alleged joint into the pen.

One of the Humboldt penguins promptly swallowed it.
A source told The Sun: "Everyone knew he was smoking
grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly."

Last night (27.02.07), London Zoo's chief veterinary officer blasted Pete's antics.

Andrew Routh fumed: "Feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver."


What a dumbass.

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Cameron Regifts a Rolex

In Touch weekly reports that Cameron Diaz gave Drew Barrymore a Rolex watch that she had originally intended to give then-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. The watch was purchased for $12,000 and is a vintage Oyster in 18 karat rose gold, is inscribed with the words 'I Love You'. It was supposed to a birthday gift for JT, but the two broke up before the big day. Cam did the next best thing and gave it to her best bud, Drew, who offered to buy the expensive bling, but Diaz gave it to her as a gift instead.

I wish I had friends like that!

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Moakler and Barker Not a Couple

I have a very hard time making myself care about the state of the relationship between Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker. She is trashy, and he is boring, in spite of his tattoos and piercings. I forced myself to watch 5 minutes of their MTV show, where he barfed in the bathroom, and she couldn't get out of bed. Anyway, for the sake of people who do care, here's the news: They are not back together.

This, despite numerous reports to the contrary, and photos circulating of the two kissing in Las Vegas.

Don't expect me to write anything more about these two unless they kill each other, someone else, or rob a bank as Bonnie and Clyde.

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Enquirer Runs Fake Dead Anna Nicole Photo

The National Enquirer titillated readers by running photos of, what look like, the dead Anna Nicole Smith in a body bag. It turns out the photos are a fake, and the Enquirer editors defends their actions by saying the photos are simply a recreation, and it's similar to the way a police sketch artist works.

"It's almost the way a sketch artist works. There were so many different layers of how to achieve it, I couldn't even begin to describe it to you."

When asked if he thought his magazine's methods resorting to Photoshop a bit cheap, he responded "I don't think so, because it's so realistic and there's so much news in the story," argues Enquirer editor in chief David Perel. (The article claims it was pneumonia, not a drug overdose, that killed Smith.) "If you had our images side-by-side with the actual photos, I don't know if you'd be able to tell them apart."

I say, cheap tactics to sell a rag.

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Brady and Bundchen Continue Touring Europe

Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen continue their tour of Europe this week. Last week the two new lovebirds were in Paris. This week they are in Rome, and being snapped kissing everywhere from restaurants to the back of taxis.

Photo: People.com

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VS Model Denies Vegas Wedding

Vistoria's Secret Model Selita Ebanks is reportedly denying that she married boyfriend of three weeks, Nick Cannon, in a quickie Vegas wedding. Ebanks says that she's been getting congratulated all week, but the rumors of nuptials are not true. And the monster rock that she's been sporting? She says she bought it for herself.

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Posh Goes Blond

Posh Spice loses a little more hair, and goes decidely LA blond, before jetting back to Europe. I guess this is just one more step in becoming the nondescript Hollywood wife.

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Grey's Anatomy Cast PO'ed About Spin-Off

I guess the rest of the world heard about the new 'Grey's' spin-off before the cast of the popular ABC drama did, because they are fuming mad.

“The rest of the cast seemed instantly resentful of [Walsh],” a source told Star. “They each thought they’d be the one chosen to get their own show, and now they’re giving Kate the cold shoulder.” The source adds that “Grey’s” star Ellen Pompeo “seemed particularly peeved because she felt that, as the star, she should have been consulted.”

In related news, Katherine Heigl has walked out of salary negotiations with 'Grey's' execs because she feels less monetarily appreciated than co-stars Sandra Oh and Isaiah Washington.

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Anna Nicole Died of Pneumonia
The National Enquirer is reporting that the preliminary findings in the investigation of Anna Nicole Smith's death indicate that the actress died of severe pneumonia. In addition, the prescription drugs she was taking made her condition worse and did play a role, though the toxicology reports have yet to come back.

Sources told The Enquirer that the painkillers Smith was taking masked the seriousness of her symptoms. Anna had been hospitalized after her son's death for pneumonia, and apparently either wasn't over the original bout, or had relapsed at the time of her death.

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The Secret: Coming to a Town Near You
The NY Daily News' Ben Widdicombe is reporting on a new "nutty sect" that is making the rounds in Hollywood recruiting celebrities. Move over Scientology and Kabbalah, because "The Secret" is in town.

"The Secret" promises "a new era for humankind" through "the secret laws and principles of the universe." According to its Web site, this information popped into the head of blond Australian TV producer Rhonda Byrne in the spring of 2004.

At a pre-Oscars dinner for eventual Best Supporting Actress winner Jennifer Hudson, thrown by Stuart and Jane Weitzman at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel Friday, Secret "teacher" Lisa Nichols explained the philosophy to Emmy Rossum, Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane.

"They were abuzz about it and wanted to talk to the guru," another guest tells me. Andre Leon Talley, Rachel Roy and Damon Dash were also in the room.

An uncharacteristically credulous Oprah Winfrey has even had Nichols on her show to discuss the philosophy. Nichols writes for the "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series, whose creator, Jack Canfield, is also a Secret teacher.

But this is "Junk Food for the Brain." The crackpot thesis behind the Secret is that you can alter reality - from finding a parking space to curing cancer to getting a BMW - through positive thinking. And there's a very "Da Vinci Code" back story, about a 5,000-year-old conspiracy to keep the public from learning it. But don't worry, because your boys Beethoven, Lincoln and Einstein were in on it and passed the knowledge along.

This sounds like the idea that actress Virginia Madsen was talking about several days ago, which she calls "The Law of Cupcakes", which is basically her name for positive thinking.

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Mark Ruffalo Treats the Paps to Movie and Gifts

Certain celebs could learn a thing or two about quid pro quo from actor Mark Ruffalo, specifically in how to treat the press.

While many celebs go out of their way to antagonize the press, Mark Ruffalo had them eating out of his hand the other night. When bad weather kept his guests from attending Gotham magazine's screening of his new thriller, "Zodiac," Ruffalo invited reporters lingering outside in the cold to see the flick. He also passed out gift bags to the paparazzi. "When one photographer was late and missed the arrivals, Mark came back out so he could get his shot," our spy said. "Then, after the movie, he extended an invite for them to join him at the after-party at Cellar Bar in the Bryant Park Hotel. He was by far one of the nicest guys."


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Wahlberg and Phoenix Were Original Gay Cowboys

Mark Wahlberg and Joaquin Phoenix were the original lead contenders for 'Brokeback Mountain', but Wahlberg admits he was glad when filmmaker Ang Lee passed him over, because he "was creeped out by the script."

Wahlberg explains, "I met with Ang Lee on that movie, I read 15 pages of the script and got a little creeped out. It was very graphic, descriptive - the spitting on the hand, getting ready to do the thing. I told Ang Lee, 'I like you, you're a talented guy, if you want to talk about it more...' Thankfully, he didn't."

Marky Mark admits that both he and Joaquin were uncomfortable with the male on male tent sex scenes. He is happy with how it all ultimately turned out, however.

He adds, "I didn't rush to see 'Brokeback,' it's just not my deal... Obviously, it was done in taste - look how it was received."

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Paris Gets Towed

Paris Hilton just can't catch a break where her driving is concerned. Last night as the celebutard left a Virgin Megastore after a DVD run, she got pulled over for driving without her headlights on, and then had her $200,000 Bentley impounded and towed because she was driving on a suspended license.

Her rep, Elliot Mintz, was working overtime as usual, and told reporters that Paris had no idea the headlights had not come on, because the parking structure was brightly lit, and also didn't know about the suspended license.

That dude needs a raise.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Sarah Michelle.....Where Do I Start?

My poor, poor little Buffy doll, Sarah Michelle Gellar. What were you thinking, my dear? You opted to wear a brown paper sack to the Vanity Fair party, and did you know you were going to spark rampant pregnancy rumors by doing so? Site after site is speculating on the existence or not of a baby bump, and what you were attempting to hide. I think it's just a very unfortunate fashion choice myself, and hope that my little Buffy has learned a valuable lesson. Paper or plastic? Neither! Wear a real dress!

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Beckham Gets Low-Balled at Auction

It looks as if even super-ripped studmuffin David Beckham won't be able to save the future of American soccer, by the looks of things at Elton John's post-Oscar bash. A private soccer lesson with the Brit soccer star was the lowest grossing item of the evening, going for a measly $70,000. P. Diddy bid $65k, but was outbid at the last moment by an unknown bidder.

Beckham wasn't present at the shindig, because salivating Hollywood femmes would surely have started an all out bidding war, had he been there.

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Today's WTF Moment: FHM's Top 20 Bachelorettes

FHM men's mag, has published their list of the world's most eligible bachelorettes, and out of all those single women they chose Kimberly Stewart as number one. What???? Yes, the skanky, former BFF of Paris Hilton tops the list, besting other candidates like Carmen Electra, Britain's Princess Beatrice, Lindsay Lohan, Hilton herself, Scarlett Johannson, Gisele Bundchen, and Maria Sharapova.

I really would like to know what the judging criteria was, because ditzy stoner blond isn't high on mine.

Whatever.

Here's the top 20:

1 Kimberly Stewart

2 Carmen Electra

3 Princess Beatrice

4 Sarah Harding

5 Scarlett Johansson

6 Lindsay Lohan

7 Maria Sharapova

8 Paris Hilton

9 Keeley Hazell

10 Keira Knightley

11 Ivanka Turmp

12 Nicky Hilton

13 Lydia Hearst-Shaw

14 Amanda Hearst

15 Gisele Bundchen

16 Holly Branson

17 Jenna Bush

18 Barbara Bush

19 Britney Spears

20 Kate Moss

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Diddy's in Trouble With Johhny Law

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs is being investigated over an alleged incident of assault that took place at a post-Oscar party.

Gerard Rechnitzer, a real estate broker, was at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel with his fiancee, and made a pitstop in the loo on his way out the door. When he returned, he saw his fiancee surrounded by six guys, including Diddy. He watched for about five minutes as the lady was chatted up by the rapper, and at the point that Diddy asked her to leave with him to go to a party he was having, Rechnitzer stepped in, saying he was leaving. Diddy persisted, and when the 5'7" Rechnitzer asked her again to leave, Diddy allegedly punched him in the jaw.

Rechnitzer dialed 911, but when the cops arrived Diddy was gone. An ambulance also arrived at the scene, but the victim declined to be treated. As many as five witnesses have come forward who saw the altercation.

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Partygoer's Get More Than Good Food

Apparently a catering employee of world famous chef, Wolfgang Puck, forgot the first rule of restaurant workers: Employees must wash their hands before returning to work.

The employee has been diagnosed with acute Hepatitis A, and the health department has issued an "urgent warning" to all partygoers who have sampled Puck's wares at recent events. According to TMZ, that star studded list includes names like Beyonce, Leo di Caprio's girlfriend Bar Rafaeli, and dozens of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models.

The health department's warning has strongly urged anyone who attended the SI party, or any of the 13 other events catered by Puck between Feb. 1- 20, to get an immune globulin shot by tomorrow to prevent illness.

When contacted, a rep from Puck's catering company would not tell TMZ which other events Puck catered, nor would they reveal how many other people may have been exposed to the illness. They did say, however, that no one who attended Sunday's Governor's Ball at the Academy Awards is at risk.

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X-17 Shows Love's New Low
Every time I hear that Courtney Love has hit a new low in photos, I tend to not believe it could be true. How could she possibly get any worse looking, I always ask. And then I see the photos and realize that it is possible. You too can have the horrifying visual experience. Click here.

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Janet Jackson to Star on Big Screen Again

Janet Jackson will be making a return to the big screen opposite Tyler Perry in 'Why Did I Get Married?', based on a play of the same name. The film revolves around a couple who go away with friends every winter to examine their marriage in a group setting, with one of the wives bringing along a sexy temptress who causes trouble.

Jackson's last screen outing was in 2000, in 'The Nutty Professor', with Eddie Murphy. She was also supposed to be in a movie last year and gained 60 pounds for the role, but the deal fell through, leaving Jackson a bit on the hefty side. She has bounced back wholeheartedly, and looks even better than before, if recent magazine layouts are to be believed.

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The Real Reason for Barton/Adler Split

Janet Charlton reveals the real reason for Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler's split, and it had nothing to do with internet pics of Adler's saggy nutsack. Mischa was actually the dumpee, and it had to do with her hard partying and wild ways. Cisco had enough and gave Barton an ultimatum: "Clean it up or get lost."

Mischa is well known for her wild girls nights out and coming home trashed. Charlton reports that her excessive behavior caused personality changes - moodiness, crying jags, and paranoia. Cisco and some of Mischa's worried girlfriends got together and staged something like an intervention. They want her to clean up her act.

The quasi-intervention didn't stick, and Adler hit the road. Barton was photographed this week getting high in a friend's car while out driving around LA.

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Hartnett's a Gentleman
Page Six reports on Josh Hartnett coming to the aid of a female bar patron in NY:

Lower East Side bar regular Josh Hartnett proved himself to be a stand-up citizen the other night. Hartnett and his pals closed down Essex Street watering hole Whiskey Ward, and as they were leaving at 4 a.m., "he stopped a guy from harassing a woman," said our source. "He was just helping her out." No punches were thrown - there were just some raised voices on the corner. A rep for Hartnett - who went to war in "Black Hawk Down" and solved a damsel's murder in "Black Dahlia" - had no comment.

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Keira Knightley Needs.....Something

Keira Knightley looks a little worse for wear during a shopping excursion in London this week.

Photo: People.com

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BFF's Forever and Ever: Katie and Posh

BFF's Gigantor and Skeletor, or Katie and Posh, enjoy a bite at LA's Spago on Monday.

Photo: People.com

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Baby Watts-Schreiber Confirmed

After design house Escada let the cat out of the bag about Naomi Watts' pregnancy, boyfriend Liev Schreiber confirmed the news on Conan O'Brien's late night show.

O'Brien congratulated Schreiber on becoming a dad, and Schreiber responded, saying "Yes, I'm going to be a dad. Very exciting."

The baby daddy is trying to stay out of the name game, but puts his foot down on one point. The baby will not be named Liev. "It's an awful name," said Schreiber. "It's probably the most oft-mispronounced name in showbiz."

Well they could follow the celeb trend of naming the baby after food or a town. I kind of like the Hambone. Hambone Schreiber has a nice ring to it.

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Jennifer Hudson Needs a Backbone

It seems Jennifer Hudson was at the mercy of her stylist, Vogue editor Andre Leon Tally, who is to blame for her much hated Oscar look. She had an alternative that she much preferred, but in a bit of a power struggle, gave in and wore the python bolero jacket and semi-shapeless brown dress that Tally had picked.

"Jennifer was kind of sponsored by Talley and Vogue," snitches a Page Six source. "Andre insisted she wear that hideous Oscar de la Renta dress with the awful, awful gold python bolero. "Jennifer really didn't want to, and so [noted celebrity stylist] Jessica Paster got her a beautiful gold Roberto Cavalli custom-made. But when Andre found out, he went ballistic. Moments before she left for the show, there was a power struggle and Jennifer ended up putting his outfit on."

Hudson need to learn to stand up for herself more, or she'll be eaten alive in Hollywood.

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Monday, February 26, 2007
Suri Cruises the Oscar Rehearsals

Tom Cruise brought his bouncing baby girl, Suri, to the Oscar rehearsal Saturday night. He brought her up on stage with him and said, "This is Suri, she wanted to come check this out this morning."

Baby Suri is 10 months old, and the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.

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Naomi Campbell Needs a Personal Assistant: Own Helmet Required

Job-seekers beware! Naomi Campbell is looking for a new personal assistant, and the search is going to be turned into an MTV reality show.

The catwalking supermodel has shown a penchant in the past for chucking small objects at her PA's head, namely Swarovski encrusted cel phones, etc. Campbell's last six assistants have quit because of her tirades, and physical and emotional abuse toward them.

The model has been forced to attend anger management classes, and do community service.

A source said: "Naomi is extremely demanding and is suspicious of new people before she trusts them."

On the plus side, the chosen PA will travel the world and enjoy a glamorous lifestyle. On the minus side, they may have to have quite a hefty health insurance policy for all those x-rays they could require, and probably will need to wear a crash helmet at all times. Hopefully Naomi offers full benefits to be her missile target.

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Bobby Brown: Back to Jail

Singer Bobby Brown, who has become more famous for his against the law antics than for his lyrics, is on his way to jail again. This time for failing to appear at a child support hearing, and failure to pay fines.

Brown was picked up at his daughter's high school cheerleading competition, and officer's reported that he was very cooperative, and they even let him borrow a cel phone to make a call.

Brown has been sentenced to 10-30 days for the failure to appear, and is being transported to the Norfolk County House of Corrections. Later this evening Brown will have an opportunity to pay what he owes and get out fo completing the jail sentence.

38 year old Bobby has previously been arrested for multiple reasons, such as battery, rape, sexual battery, drunk driving, failing drug tests, posession of marijuana, domestic violence, and public urination on a car.
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Celeb Friends

That's cute! Jennifer Garner and Reese Witherspoon hang out and get coffee together.

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Jennifer Aniston Dating News

Reportedly taking a cue from such Hollywood beaut's as Julia Roberts and Anne Heche, Jennifer Aniston is apparently widening her dating pool by going behind the camera for contenders. Aniston has been seen out a number of times with a man only known as Mike, and is a cameraman she met while shooting on Courteney Cox's show 'Dirt'.

According to reports, Aniston introduced herself, they chatted, and then he called her and asked her out to dinner. They have gone out several times since to dinner, and even bowling.

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The Wardrobe Malfunctions at the Oscars
People.com reported on the innocent occurences that befell some of the red carpet folk as they took their turn in front of the photographers. Sadly for the bored masses, no nipples or bare buns made an appearance.

No, not that kind of wardrobe malfunction. But these ladies – and their outfits – barely made it out of the red carpet alive! Below, the injured parties on the red carpet:

• Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress looked great on the red carpet – literally. Her feather-trimmed Proenza Schouler dress shedded wherever she walked.

• Only halfway down the red carpet, and Eddie Murphy's girlfriend Tracey Edmonds's long gown already had a hole in it.

• Gwyneth Paltrow made it out of the red carpet unscathed, but just a few steps into the Kodak Theatre, a woman stepped on the train of her Zac Posen gown. Thankfully, there were no visible rips – but Paltrow picked up the train. (She should have taken a cue from Kate Winslet, who employed a professional train-holder for part of the night.)

• Isla Fisher's jeweled bracelet broke on the red carpet, leaving her and fiancé Sacha Baron Cohen to fiddle with the troubled clasp as they continued to make their way down the carpet.


This was a GOOD night for Isla Fisher. At the Golden Globes the back of her dress ripped open, exposing her granny panties underneath.

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Jenna Jameson-Von Wildenstein



Jenna Jameson, porn star and producer extraordinaire, shown before and after facial plastic surgery and tanorexia. Next stop: Jocelyn von Wildenstein for Jenna. Hopefully she'll get a clue and go back to her girl-next-door looks before she becomes more of a train wreck in the face.

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Oscar's Worst Dressed
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It seems to be the general concensus that Cameron Diaz topped the worst dressed list for this year's Oscar's, wearing what looked like a cardboard cut out of a dress. I didn't want to pick on a little girl, but Abigail Breslin was right up there with a birthday cake looking dress topped with rubber flowers. Following those two were Jennifer Lopez, who I really wanted to like, but couldn't get past the fact that her dress made her look huge. Then Jennifer Hudson's space-age python shrug, and Kelly Preston's leopard print disaster. To give credit where credit is due, Hudson't\s dress was much better when she lost her little jacket during the awards show.

Alot of bloggers put Nicole Kidman on the worst dressed list, but I loved her dress, even if it was a little bit on the bright side. Anne Hathaway was also dinged for the oversize bow on her chest, but I thought it worked alright.

Overall the fashions were great, and the men looked dazzling. The overall trend for the ladies seemed to be the grecian goddess look, and also the one shouldered thing was big, and then the feather trim.

The biggest surprise for me, was that there were no risk takers, and not a swan dress or nipple slip to be found. Fashions were very staid and conservative, for the most part, aside from the bright colors worn by Jessica Biel and Nicole Kidman. The biggest fashion risk of the night was a 'Little Shop of Horrors' type vine crawling up Keisha Whitaker's back.

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Vanity Fair Oscar Party
A few pics from the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
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Madonna

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Victoria Beckham

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Leelee Sobieski

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

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Ali Larter

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Portia de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres

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Elsa Pataky & Adrien Brody

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Emmy Rossum

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Rose McGowan

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Gavin Rossdale & Gwen Stefani

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Minnie Driver

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Beyonce

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Angie Harmon

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Angelina Back in Africa

Angelina Jolie is back in Africa to monitor the crisis in Darfur, as goodwill ambassador for the UN. She is unable to go into Darfur itself due to the unstable conditions there, but she is in Chad and visiting refugee camps about two miles from the Sudan border.

Her trip will last for a few days and will enable her to gauge the current conditions, which are thought to have deteriorated since her last visit in 2004.

Jolie is currently up for consideration to join the Council on Foreign Relations, which includes Condoleeza Rice and Henry Kissinger as members.

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Britney's Ex-Husband Talks...and Talks Some More

While Britney Spears has been abusing drugs and whatever else, her ex husband, Jason Alexander, is abusing his overextended 15 minutes of fame by talking to reporters.

In an interview, Alexander claims that Britney abused cocaine and prescription drugs and nearly had a fatal overdose of pure ecstasy. He also says that he's breaking his silence about the plummeting pop princess' drug use because he doesn't want her to end up dead like Anna Nicole Smith.

In an article in the New York Daily News, Brit's hubby of 55 hours goes on to
claim he once had a drug-fueled threesome with Spears and a female dancer, said that in their short relationship he had trouble keeping up with her drug use.

"We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake," Alexander said. "Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest.

"She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together and that was three years ago."

He claims Spears almost had a fatal overdose on "MDMA," or pure ecstasy, while they partied in a Las Vegas club. He said he sneaked her up to their hotel suite and she was sweating and having problems breathing.

"I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower," Alexander said. "She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving.

"I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to f--king die right here in front of me.'"

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Has Heather Locklear Moved On?

Heather Locklear showed up together Jeffrey Katzenberg’s The Night Before party at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and witnesses said they were very cozy.

“They looked very much like a couple - they seemed very comfortable together,” an observer tells Star. “They stayed close to each other during the party and they even left hand in hand.”

Heather and Jack worked together on 'Melrose Place' in the 90's. Locklear was last linked to comic, David Spade, and Wagner has been seperated from his wife, Kristina Wagner, since 2005.

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79th Annual Oscar Winners

BEST PICTURE
"Babel"
"The Departed" *Winner*
"The Queen"
"Letters From Iwo Jima"
"Little Miss Sunshine"

BEST ACTRESS
Meryl Streep, "The Devil Wears Prada"
Helen Mirren, "The Queen" *Winner*
Penelope Cruz, "Volver"
Kate Winslet, "Little Children"
Judi Dench, "Notes on a Scandal"

BEST ACTOR
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Blood Diamond"
Forest Whitaker, "The Last King of Scotland" *Winner*
Will Smith, "The Pursuit of Happyness"
Peter O'Toole, "Venus"
Ryan Gosling, "Half Nelson"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Adriana Barraza, "Babel"
Cate Blanchett, "Notes on a Scandal"
Abigail Breslin, "Little Miss Sunshine"
Jennifer Hudson, "Dreamgirls" *Winner*
Rinko Kikuchi, "Babel"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Alan Arkin, "Little Miss Sunshine" *Winner*
Eddie Murphy, "Dreamgirls"
Mark Wahlberg, "The Departed"
Djimon Hounsou, "Blood Diamond"
Jackie Earle Haley, "Little Children"

BEST DIRECTOR
Clint Eastwood, "Letters From Iwo Jima"
Paul Greengrass, "United 93"
Martin Scorsese, "The Departed" *Winner*
Stephen Frears, "The Queen"
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, "Babel"

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Guillermo Arriaga, "Babel"
Michael Arndt, "Little Miss Sunshine" *Winner*
Iris Yamashita & Paul Haggis, "Letters From Iwo Jima"
Guillermo del Toro, "Pan's Labyrinth"
Peter Morgan, "The Queen"

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Patrick Marber , "Notes on a Scandal"
William Monahan, "The Departed" *Winner*
Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Peter Baynham & Dan Mazer Story by Sacha Baron Cohen & Peter Baynham & Anthony Hines & Todd Phillips, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"
Todd Field & Tom Perrotta, "Little Children"
Alfonso Cuarón & Timothy J. Sexton and David Arata and Mark Fergus & Hawk Ostby, "Children of Men"

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
"After the Wedding" (Denmark)
"Days of Glory (Indigènes)" (Algeria)
"Lives of Others" (Germany) *Winner*
"Pan's Labyrinth" (Mexico)
"Water" (Canada)

BEST ANIMATED FILM
"Cars"
"Happy Feet" *Winner*
"Monster House"

BEST ART DIRECTION
"Dreamgirls," Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Nancy Haigh
"The Good Shepherd," Art Direction: Jeannine Oppewall; Set Decoration: Gretchen Rau and Leslie E. Rollins
"Pan's Labyrinth," Art Direction: Eugenio Caballero; Set Decoration: Pilar Revuelta *Winner*
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," Art Direction: Rick Heinrichs; Set Decoration: Cheryl A. Carasik
"The Prestige," Art Direction: Nathan Crowley; Set Decoration: Julie Ochipinti

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
"The Black Dahlia," Vilmos Zsigmond
"Children of Men," Emmanuel Lubezki
"The Illusionist," Dick Pope
"Pan's Labyrinth," Guillermo Navarro *Winner*
"The Prestige," Wally Pfister

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
"Curse of the Golden Flower," Yee Chung Man
"The Devil Wears Prada," Patricia Field
"Dreamgirls," Sharen Davis
"Marie Antoinette," Milena Canonero *Winner*
"The Queen," Consolata Boyle

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
"Deliver Us from Evil," Amy Berg and Frank Donner
"An Inconvenient Truth," Davis Guggenheim *Winner*
"Iraq in Fragments," James Longley and John Sinno
"Jesus Camp," Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady
"My Country, My Country," Laura Poitras and Jocelyn Glatzer

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
"The Blood of Yingzhou District," Ruby Yang and Thomas Lennon *Winner*
"Recycled Life," Leslie Iwerks and Mike Glad
"Rehearsing a Dream," Karen Goodman and Kirk Simon
"Two Hands," Nathaniel Kahn and Susan Rose Behr

BEST FILM EDITING
"Babel," Stephen Mirrione and Douglas Crise
"Blood Diamond," Steven Rosenblum
"Children of Men," Alex Rodríguez and Alfonso Cuarón
"The Departed," Thelma Schoonmaker *Winner*
"United 93," Clare Douglas, Christopher Rouse and Richard Pearson

BEST MAKEUP
"Apocalypto," Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
"Click," Kazuhiro Tsuji and Bill Corso
"Pan's Labyrinth," David Marti and Montse Ribe *Winner*

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
"Babel," Gustavo Santaolalla *Winner*
"The Good German," Thomas Newman
"Notes on a Scandal," Philip Glass
"Pan's Labyrinth," Javier Navarrete
"The Queen," Alexandre Desplat

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
"I Need to Wake Up" from "An Inconvenient Truth," Music and lyric by Melissa Etheridge *Winner*
"Listen" from "Dreamgirls," Music by Henry Krieger and Scott Cutler; lyric by Anne Preven
"Love You I Do" from "Dreamgirls," Music by Henry Krieger; lyric by Siedah Garrett
"Our Town" from "Cars," Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

"Patience" from "Dreamgirls," Music by Henry Krieger; lyric by Willie Reale

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
"The Danish Poet," Torill Kove *Winner*
"Lifted," Gary Rydstrom
"The Little Matchgirl," Roger Allers and Don Hahn
"Maestro," Geza M. Toth
"No Time for Nuts," Chris Renaud and Michael Thurmeier

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
"Binta and the Great Idea (Binta Y La Gran Idea)" Javier Fesser and Luis Manso
"Éramos Pocos (One Too Many)" Borja Cobeaga
"Helmer & Son," Soren Pilmark and Kim Magnusson
"The Saviour," Peter Templeman and Stuart Parkyn
"West Bank Story," Ari Sandel *Winner*

BEST SOUND EDITING
"Apocalypto," Sean McCormack and Kami Asgar
"Blood Diamond," Lon Bender
"Flags of Our Fathers," Alan Robert Murray and Bub Asman
"Letters from Iwo Jima"," Alan Robert Murray and Bub Asman *Winner*
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," Christopher Boyes and George Watters II

BEST SOUND MIXING
"Apocalypto," Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell and Fernando Camara
"Blood Diamond," Andy Nelson, Anna Behlmer and Ivan Sharrock
"Dreamgirls," Michael Minkler, Bob Beemer and Willie Burton*Winner*
"Flags of Our Fathers," John Reitz, Dave Campbell, Gregg Rudloff and Walt Martin
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," Paul Massey, Christopher Boyes and Lee Orloff

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson and Allen Hall *Winner*
"Poseidon," Boyd Shermis, Kim Libreri, Chaz Jarrett and John Frazier
"Superman Returns," Mark Stetson, Neil Corbould, Richard R. Hoover and Jon Thum

HONORARY ACADEMY AWARD
Ennio Morricone

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Greasy Bear is "Assinine Bear"

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis made a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party, insulting guests, breaking glasses, and throwing objects. Two targets in particular, Paula Abdul and Courtney Love, exited the festivities early, and the scene left Paris in tears.

The evening started at Prime Grill in Beverly Hills, where guests included Abdul, Love, Davis, Stavros Niarchos, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Hilton's parents, and more. Around 10pm, Davis, who was visibly intoxicated, began haranguing Paula Abdul, alternately throwing flowers at her and then ridiculing her heritage by speaking gibberish in a faux Arabic accent. Abdul, who was supposed to sing Happy Birthday to Paris, left the party early before singing, when Davis began throwing Styrofoam flower cups at her. Then Davis grabbed Courtney Love, picked her up and had her straddling his waist, while he screamed "I wanna squirt on you!" and dry humped her. All this in front of Love's daughter, Frances Bean. Courtney and Frances also exited early, leaving through the kitchen. After breaking glasses and knocking over candles on the table, Davis was "encouraged to leave".

The party then moved to Hilton's house, where Davis had the cajones to show up and invite himself in. Security kept him downstairs, where he was kept away from Paris for the rest of the evening.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007
79th Annual Oscars Red Carpet
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Beyonce

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Jessica Biel

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Michael Buble & Emily Blunt

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Cate Blanchett

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Portia DeRossi

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Cameron Diaz

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Kirsten Dunst

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Anne Hathaway

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Jodie Foster

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Jennifer Hudson

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Jennifer Lopez

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Leonardo di Caprio

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Helen Mirren

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Penelope Cruz

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Rachel Weisz

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Rinko Kikuchi

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Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard

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Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher

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Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith & Jaden

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Kate Winslet

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Naomi Watts

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Al & Tipper Gore

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Anika Noni Rose

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Elizabeth Shue

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Nicole Kidman

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Reese Witherspoon

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Mark Wahlberg & Guest

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John Travolta & Kelly Preston

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Forest & Keisha Whitaker

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Abigail Breslin

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Clive Owen

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Djimon Hounsou

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Eddie Murphy

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Eva Green

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Ryan Gosling

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Daniel Craig & Guest

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Queen Latifah

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Rashida Jones & Dad, Quincy Jones

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Tobey Maguire & Jennifer Mayer

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Saturday, February 24, 2007
J. Lo's New Album Cover

We get a sneak peak at Jennifer Lopez's new album cover for her Spanish language CD called Como Ama Una Mujer (How a Woman Loves), which comes out April 3.

I think it's hot!

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posted by Eeyore at 9:43 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
James Blunt Involved in Car accident

"Beautiful" singer James Blunt was involved in a car accident early Saturday, and police were called to the aid of an injured man at the scene. Blunt had been attending the Creative Artists Agency's annual invitation-only, A-list bash, was apparently not injured. It was not clear what role he played in the accident.

"All I can do is confirm that James Blunt was involved in a traffic accident in which a man's foot was run over," Officer Norma Eisenman says.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:37 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
High Times in Hawaii for Cam and Drew

It's gotta be "Getting Baked Week" in Hollywood, because for the third time in a couple of days I see more photos of stars toking. First it was Paris Hilton, and then Mischa Barton, and now it's Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore getting high in Hawaii.

The two are there on vacation to celebrate Drew's 32nd birthday, and were snapped passing a blunt back and forth between them. A fellow vacationer said, "Cameron's eyes were half shut and she leant back so far she was almost horizontal."

Way to relax, girls! Pass the fattie!

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posted by Eeyore at 9:12 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Another Britney Bombshell

Once again, the UK's News of the World is dropping a bomb on Britney Spears, for the third week in a row. This time they claim to have the inside scoop on everything from details of Brit's alleged suicide attempts, to what went on during Brit and Kev's powow inside rehab, as well as wacked out beliefs like she is being bugged.

Click here to read the entire sordid story, in all its excruciating detail. It's a long read, so grab a drink, kick back, and enjoy.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:04 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Janet Charlton's Blind Item
This pretty boy TV actor has been the subject of much speculation about his sexual orientation. He SEEMS straight but he has some idiosyncrasies. Since he IS successful, he often has starving young actor friends staying with him. He lets them know that if they bring a date home, that he likes to WATCH. He doesn't want to join in the fun, he is simply a voyeur. At first, his houseguests find it amusing or sexy, but after awhile it gets creepy and they inevitably move out.

Janet Charlton

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Clooney Has Had a Little Nip and Tuck

'Sexiest Man Alive' George Clooney admitted to pal Julia Roberts that he's had a little bit of work done on his eyes. Roberts asked Clooney the question during an interview that will appear on Oprah Winfrey's Oscar show.

Clooney said that it is important to look awake, so he went under the knife to acchieve that. When the tables were turned, and the same question was put to Roberts, she insisted that she hadn't undergone any procedures..."yet".

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posted by Eeyore at 9:35 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Hugh Grant Gets Cuffed

A befuddled Hugh Grant ended up getting himself handcuffed at the the Dutch premiere of his film 'Music & Lyrics'...to a fan!

The actor was left stunned when CIELKE SIJBEN, a journalist working for Dutch TV network 101 TV, leaped forward as he walked the red carpet at the Amsterdam Pathe and clamped a metal handcuff on his wrist, attaching herself to him. The confused star had to stand for 10 minutes while police detained Sijben and fire fighters were summoned to free him from his captor. After the cuffs were cut off, the calm 46-year-old returned to his red-carpet duties, promoting the film.


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posted by Eeyore at 9:14 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Jessica Biel Takes Lindsay's Scraps Again


After being spotted coming off a flight to NY Thursday, Jessica Biel hit the night spot the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel. There she spent the evening deep in conversation with La Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama, and then he twirled her around the dance floor. The two spent the entire evening together, according to onlookers.

Biel also picked up Lohan's scraps by taking on her role in 'A Woman of No Importance', and also hiring her ex personal assistant. I'm sure this latest move will do nothing to improve the two starlet's relationship.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:05 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Page Six Says: We Were Hoaxed
We all got hoaxed by someone posing as Anna Nicole Smith's MIA assistant Kimmie Walther. Page Six has the cajones to come out and write an item admitting their mistake.

What a nasty trick somebody played on Anna Nicole Smith's former personal assistant, Kimberly Walther. A mean-spirited blogger created a Web site in Walther's name and had her spewing out all sorts of venomous garbage about Howard K. Stern, which you read about here yesterday. A mortified Walther tells "Entertainment Tonight" she had absolutely nothing to do with it and called Stern to tell him that. ["It] wasn't how I felt about him at all," she said, adding, "He's a mess, I have never seen Howard cry and now he cries every time we talk. He cannot grieve properly because he's fighting for what Anna wanted."

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Friday, February 23, 2007
Gisele Bundchen is a Hot Ticket

This is Gisele Bundchen AFTER she gained the necessary 14 pounds in order to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan this week. Holy crap! I wanna look like that!

Photo: People.com

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posted by Eeyore at 10:55 AM | Permalink | 1 comments
Mischa Barton: What's That You're Smokin', Girl?

Mischa Barton was snapped smoking either a hand rolled ciggie, or.....something else, as she was tooling around LA yesterday with a pal.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:35 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Baby News
Amanda Peet and hubby, screenwriter David Benioff, welcomed their first baby on Tuesday. Peet was not due until March 7, but had her baby girl a little early.

Also Kimberly Williams and Brad Paisley welcomed a baby boy on Thursday.

Congratulations to both couples!

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posted by Eeyore at 10:23 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
The Full Harry Potter
Oh boy. I have gone over the edge in wrongness this time. I went and clicked on D-Listed's link for the full frontal nude shot's of Daniel Radcliffe in 'Equus'. Do you want to see them? They are definitely NSFW. Click here, and then go say 100 Hail Mary's, wash your mouth out with soap, and take a shower. Dirty bird.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:19 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Howard and Campbell Dating


'Crash' star Terrence Howard and supermodel Naomi Campbell have been dating on the down low, and plan to take their romance public this Sunday on Oscar night. The two will attend the Oscar after parties together.

Hopefully the actor made her sign a binding legal agreement against her carrying any small missile type items that she can chuck at his head. Either that or we hope Terrence has really good ducking reflexes.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:08 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Ted C's Blind Item
Two Cheeky Chicky Blind Vices
Being a child star is tough, right? Fame at a tender age equals big bucks along with big trouble for most...certainly did for Crystal Chipper, who shot to stardom during a stint in H-town way back when.

Now, years later, Crystal’s outta rehab and swearing up and down to myriad media outlets that she’s recovered from that par-tick nasty drug addiction.

Too bad she replaced it with another.

'Cause at a recent late-night Hell-Ay party, C.C. was seen inhaling lines of blow like my cat Butch sniffs out his sister Cleo’s bum. Hey, C., you can’t claim “clean and sober” unless you’re off all substances...not just the one you went to rehab for, or didn’t your stylists (both for life and couture) tell you that?

With ears far more perked to what her peeps tell her to do would be Bore-Tense Breathy, costar of that teen-angst series From Here to the Fraternity. See, unbeknownst to her increasingly sizable (hardly impressionable) young fans, Bore-Tense prefers to keep her cooing voice, kisses and cuddles aimed toward other femmes, hardly the boys. At least, behind the camera.

And Ms. Breathy’s been getting pretty ballsy, too, ‘bout makin’ it plain she doesn’t like the dude dance, as B.T.B.’s been bringing her g-f to pro events. This unusually upfront approach—well, not perhaps, for dames like Ellen and Portia—has sent Breathy’s agents and management team reeling. Consequently, they demanded Bore-babe break up with her intended.

And guess what? She did. Now, Bore-Tense dates boys, ain’t it grand?

Predictably pathetic is more like it.

(Of course, Anne Heche wouldn’t agree.)

And it ain't:

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posted by Eeyore at 9:50 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Butterscotch Filly Getting Ballsy Down Under

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are becoming a little more photog friendly these days, letting the paps catch them holding hands and looking all cozy.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:47 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Lauren Conrad Responds to Brody Jenner


Poor Lauren Conrad. Her ex, Brody Jenner, goes on record saying that he used her to get famous. What a cad. Anyway, Ted Casablanca asked her how she felt when she read the dirt, and, to her credit, LC responded honestly.

Less jovial, more jumpy, was Lauren Conrad, when I asked her about that infamous interview Brody Jenner gave to Details. “I found it a little bit hurtful, because I know that I don’t use people to get places,” she said. “If being famous is really that important to you, then go for it...But it’s kinda sad that you have to step on other people.”

I asked if she felt like he used her to get his mug on MTV. “I think that’s pretty apparent now, yeah,” she said dryly.

We'll see how many dates Jenner is able to score in the future once the gals in Hollyweird get wise to his ways.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:41 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Walther Website a Fake: The Real Kimmie Speaks!


Entertainment Tonight got an interview with Anna Nicole's missing assistant, Kimmie Walther. In it Walther says the website that blasts Howard K. Stern is not hers, and Anna Nicole confided in her that she had no idea who baby Dannielynn's father was.

Anna Nicole's former assistant speaks exclusively with ET about life with Anna, the fake Web site and more!
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In the tragic ANNA NICOLE SMITH saga, one significant player in her personal life has been missing from the spotlight -- until now.

Now, KIM WALTHER speaks out and sets the record straight with ET's JANN CARL about life with Anna, her desire for more children, the will, the fake Web site and more!

"I hope I'm given [the opportunity to tell baby DANNIELYNN about her mother one day]," says Kim, wiping back tears. "I just want her to know that her mom really was an amazing person, and loved her, and I would like to tell her the good things, you know?"

Best known as "Kimmie" on reality TV's "The Anna Nicole Show," Kim was the late TRIMSPA spokesperson's personal assistant and admirer, whose purple hair and shoulder tattoo of Anna Nicole made her a memorable character.

Kim -- who says she spoke with Anna Nicole just two weeks before she died -- met the former Playboy model about seven years ago at a desert resort, where she was working the front desk. She explains that once she got Anna Nicole's computer working, "We kinda just hit it off and became friends ... she was like a mom to me at times, and a sister and a best friend."

Kim says Anna constantly talked about having more kids: "She wanted five more kids," she says, "and she had whole chests full of girl clothes that she had been saving over the years."

But once Anna got pregnant, Kim claims that Anna revealed she wasn't sure who fathered the child.

"She told me she didn't know who the father was," she explains. "She told me, let's see -- I guess around Christmastime or shortly after New Year's -- that HOWARD [K. STERN] was the baby's father."

Kim was with Anna as a witness when the star signed her last will and testament: "I haven't recently read the will, so I can't really say what's in there," she offers. "I do know that at the time she signed it, she was sound, mind and body, and that's what she had intended."

As for Howard's relationship with Anna and her late son, DANIEL, Kim says, "I would never think that he would do anything to harm either Daniel or Anna. Anna was his entire world. I can't even imagine what he's going through. I know what I'm going through is hard, but Howard, he's been with her for these last couple of years that I haven't been there, and I really wish people would leave him alone."

Kim wants to go on record saying that there's a Web site on the Internet that's purported to be hers, but in fact it's not -- it's the work of an impersonator. The site expresses negative views about Howard, and Kim wants to make it clear that she is not involved with it in any way.

"I called to let [Howard] know about this website that somebody has put up using my name and claiming to be me," she says. "[The site is] basically slandering Howard and accusing him of things like being responsible for the death of Anna Nicole and Daniel. I told him that it's not from me and that I had nothing to do with it and those aren't my feelings or sentiments at all."

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posted by Eeyore at 9:31 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Jessica Simpson Boo-Hoo's


The National Enquirer's Mike Walker is reporting an alleged incident that happened before Jessica Simpson went on tour with alleged boyfriend John Mayer.

Mega-Blonde Jessica Simpson shocked everyone when she danced into LA club Hyde as a brand-new bottle redhead - then reappeared re-dyed at Hyde just four days later...this time as a brunette! But as Jessica stood giggling with galpals about getting back to her roots, a feisty female suddenly came out of nowhere, went in her face and snarled: "A leopard can't change her spots - you're a dumb blonde and you ALWAYS will be!" Jessica burst into boo-hoo's, ran into the ladies' john - then exited the joint moments later.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:16 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Maria Menounos Camel Toe

Maria Menounos is wearing some sort of shiny jumpsuit that is a bit too tight in the crotch area, giving her a major camel toe. That just looks very, very uncomfortable.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:06 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
New Developments in Daniel Smith Case


There are several new developments in the findings in Daniel Smith's death last September. Interesting stuff that makes Howard K. Stern look not quite so rosy as he paints himself out to be. Click here for the full story on People.com.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:02 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Paris Hilton Takes Celibacy Vow?


The celebutard of the new millenium, Paris Hilton, has taken a vow of celibacy, and it ends in a month, according to fellow celebutard and watersports video star Kim Kardashian.

KK says, "Me and Paris and the girls are trying to stay single for one year. In March that'll be up. I'm a relationship kind of girl, but I think everyone needs a year in their life to be single."

The pact is between Hilton and several of her hard partying pals, and they are vowing to stay single and celibate for one year. It will be interesting to see how long Hilton can go, since it seems every other week or so she is engaged or linked to some other Greek billion-heir or greasy type.

Note to Paris: Having threesomes in your hotel room on your birthday is not the way to uphold a chastity vow.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:42 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Oh Oh Oh, What Was Emmy Rossum Thinking?

I truly have no idea what went through Emmy Rossum's head when she picked out this monster orange dress. Was it, "I look hot...", or perhaps, "I look just like that Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon I saw last year...Yea!", or "I'm so glad I fired my stylist right before this big event..."

Any or all of those things would apply in this situation. Her head looks like it was shrunken by some remote Amazonian tribe, next to the size of that billowy dress.

Emmy, we implore you, get a new stylist, buy a full length, non-funhouse mirror, and for God's sake, stop smoking crack while watching parades with big balloons in them.

Photo: Go Fug Yourself

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posted by Eeyore at 9:18 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Longoria in Man Magazine


Eva Longoria poses for Man Magazine, and looks smokin' hot in lingerie. I'm only a little bit jealous.

Photos: I'm Not Obsessed

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posted by Eeyore at 9:07 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Penelope Cruz's Hot Sister

Penelope Cruz and her very hot sister, Monica. If my sister was that hot I would have kept her under a rock all this time too. I never even knew she had a sister!

Photo source: Anything Hollywood

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posted by Eeyore at 8:49 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Rachel Ray Gets a Wax Figure


For whatever reason, talk show hostess and chef Rachel Ray has gotten a wax figure made of her for Madame Tussaud's.

I really have nothing more to say on that, except it just looks like they gave her some forehead Botox on the wax one.

Photo: Getty Images
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Wanna See "Seriously Pi**ed Off Britney"?

Bop on over to X-17.com to see the Britster take out her agressions on an innocent SUV and the paps with an umbrella. The photos were taken after she was refused entry into Kevin Federline's house to see her kids, and before she checked into rehab for the third time in one week. There's also video on addition to the photos.

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Winner of the Lopsided Booby Competition: Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson apparently forgot to adjust her cleavage before leaving for the evening, because one is about down to her belly button, and the other where it should be. To see lots more shots of Jackson's odd booby's, click here.

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Brangelina to Adopt From Vietnam?


Reports are coming in that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have filed paperwork to adopt yet another orphan, this time a boy from Vietnam.

A source in Vietnam tells US Weekly the couple have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City, which they visited in November.

This new development comes after rampant reports of Jolie's depression induced dramatic weight loss, leaving her at a stunning 108 pounds at 5'8". Hopefully she can work out whatever's eating her (no pun intended) before bringing another child home.

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Good Charlotte Will Host Guest on Tourbus


Taking a page from the Jessica Simpson play book, Nicole Richie will be going on tour with boyfriend Joel Madden's band, Good Charlotte.

A pal tells Life & Style magazine, "Joel and Nicole discussed the idea of being apart while he toured and weren't looking forward to it. Being cramped in a bus is far from ideal, but they want to do it. Nic's really looking forward to it."

The two have reportedly been house hunting together, and have been dating about three months.

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Page Six Blind Items
WHICH hard-partying celeb takes her escapades well into the next morning? Sources saw her snorting lines at 10 a.m., but the real problem isn't coke - waitresses at Privilege overheard her demanding "meth" from her friends. . .

WHICH athletic new reality show contender has a history of giving roses to other male atheletes? . . .

WHICH consort pimped out his girlfriend? He kept her on drugs and collected a fee every time she had sex with yet another man.

Leave your guesses in the comments section!

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James Brown Buried: Finally


After two months of limbo and family arguments, James Brown has finally been buried at an undisclosed location.

The man who watched over Brown's remains told reporters that he opened the sealed casket daily to check on the body.

I can only imagine what that might have smelled like. Yuck.

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Nick Cannon Secretly Marries VS Model


While everyone has been obsessed with Britney and her head shaving, and Anna Nicole's death, Nick Cannon hightailed it to Las Vegas and married Selita Ebanks, Victoria's Secret model.

What??

I guess we all thought that Nick was still dating watersports video vixen Kim Kardashian. But apparently while that body wasn't even cold yet, Cannon and Ebanks must have gotten pretty serious pretty fast. Last I heard Ebanks was hooking up with Tom Brady during the Super Bowl. I guess when she was done there she met Cannon that same weekend.

Apparently the new lovebirds were in Vegas for the NBA All-Star weekend, and after just three weeks of dating decided to get married on a whim.

Hopefully their wedded bliss will last longer than Britney's 55 hour marriage.

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Sightings

British cutie makes an appearance at a pre-Oscar party at Avalon in Hollywood on Wednesday.
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Jennifer Garner dresses like a schoolmarm for opening night of 'Wicked' in LA.
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This horrifying shot is of Brandon "Greasybear" Davis doing a little buddy skydiving. All I can think of when I look at this photo, is OUCH.
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Anna Nicole to be Buried in Bahamas
Judge Seidlin made his ruling, and it was to let Dannielynn's court appointed guardian decide where to bury Anna Nicole Smith. That resting place will be in the Bahamas next to her son, Daniel.

No resolutions have been made regarding the paternity of the baby yet.

Stay tuned!

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Third Times a Charm for Britney (Hopefully)
For the third time in one week, Britney Spears has checked into rehab, and I hope for her sake that she stays put this time. She has checked back into Promises rehab center in Malibu, after her ex, Kevin Federline, called an emergency custody hearing, That hearing was subsequently cancelled after Spears re-entered the rehab facility. It isn't known if cancelling the hearing had anything directly to do with Brit's rehab stay.

Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.

Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.


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Thanking Lucky Stars I am Not Perez Hilton


I am thanking my lucky stars for a few things today.

1) My name is not Perez Hilton.
2) I am not a well-known blogger yet.
3) I had the good sense not to post any of the Jennifer Aniston topless photos stolen from Universal that were outtakes from 'The Break Up'.

Universal is suing Perez for $2 million bucks for posting the photos, and then another mil for each "coke booger" and vulgarity that Hilton feels he has to put on every picture on his site. I've been a Perez fan all the way, but I definitely stay well behind the lines he crosses daily, which is why he's a much more infamous blogger than I. That suits me just fine right now.

The lawsuit states that the photo was "misappropriated and illegally copied," according to court documents obtained by the Smoking Gun, and that Hilton "illegally obtained a copy of all or part of the stolen footage."

Hilton's attorney's responded saying that the picture was just as available for viewing on other Websites, and that because Hilton published the picture "for the purpose of commentary and satire," his actions constitute fair use.

Good luck, Perez!

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Bedroom Cameras in Spellings B and B


Would-be vacationers at Tori Spelling's bed and breakfast beware! The '90210'er has admitted that there are television cameras in the bedrooms, and couples' intimate moments will be recorded for broadcast on her reality show.

Tori told Britain's OK! magazine, "There isn't a camera in the toilet, but there is a bedroom camera. I think that is pretty cool because that's the most intimate place for a husband and wife!"

Not to mention notoriously angry former fellow castmate Shannen Doherty will be among the first guests.

There will be no cameras in the toilets, however, so future B & B'ers can rest a bit easier on that front.

I don't think guests will be finding much peace and quiet amidst those conditions, anytime soon.

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Jessica Simpson Follows in Angelina's Footsteps


The formerly blond Jessica Simpson is following in Angelina Jolie's humanitarian footsteps, and helped out a Mexican orphanage this week. She donated an eight passenger minivan to the orphanage, which had no vehicle to get around in.

Last Fall Jessica had won a Chrysler Crossfire at an MTV swag suite, and had drawn a little press for opting to keep the car. Now it seems that the popster asked Chrysler to exchange the coupe for a minivan, which she promptly donated to the needy orphans. Jess isn't stopping there! She's also selling the red gown that she wore in a Pizza Hut Super Bowl commercial, on Ebay, and donating the proceeds from the sale to the same orphanage.

I guess we'll see how many orphans she ends up taking home with her in exchange.

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K-Fed and Brit's Mom Get the Kids


In an ever changing and twisting story, Britney Spears is AWOL from parenting, and her ex, Kevin Federline, is coming out looking like a prince in all this turmoil. K-Fed and Brit's mother, Lynne, have joined forces to care for the babies, while Britney's rehab hopping, tattoo attempts, and head shaving is in full force. Who knows where the popstar will end up today, but at least we know the kids are taken care of.

Speaking of the kids, who's taking care of them while their mom rehab-hops and checks into the Hotel Bel-Air? It's none other than Kevin Federline and Britney's mom, Us reports. K-Fed made a call to his own mom, Julie Bleak, on Valentine's Day to ask for help with the kids, and then Lynne Spears, Brit's mom, pitched in to provide round-the-clock care of Sean and Jayden. Bleak, for her part, flew to L.A. on the same day that Spears made her one-day jaunt to Antigua to go to Crossroads Centre. K-Fed is due in court today for an emergency hearing on child custody – who would've believed that he'd end up being the responsible parent?


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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
No Doubt to Reunite for New Album


No Doubt frontwoman, Gwen Stefani, has confirmed that the band is reuniting to work on a new album. The group has been on an extended leave of absence from the music scene since Stefani went out on her own as an uber-successful solo act.

Gwen says, "I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that's all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record."

The other three bandmates have also been working on new music and ideas. There is no timeline announced, as of yet, for a new album release.

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Anna Nicole's Missing Assistant Kimmy Speaks


In all this controversy surrounding the death of Anna Nicole Smith and the previous death of her son, Daniel, people were wondering what happened to the little assistant, Kimmy, that was always by her side. Apparently Kimmy Walther has her own blog, and The Evil Beet has the scoop on what she had to say regarding Howard K. Stern. Believe me, none of it was good. I wouldn't want to get on Kimmy's bad side after reading her rants.

To read the full story, click here.

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Britney Attempts Suicide?


The National Enquirer is reporting today on their website that Britney Spears tried to kill herself, not once, but twice in the time after she shaved her head.

Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, an out-of-control Britney Spears tried to kill herself TWICE in the hours after shaving her head, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively from sources.

Hours after creating a media frenzy by shaving her head, sources say the troubled star tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff.

But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive impulses. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor after saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax, say the sources.

Britney's emotional collapse was triggered by a "reconciliation" with estranged husband Kevin Federline — that was actually meant to be an intervention, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

And when Kevin warned her that she'd fail a drug test and he'd get custody of their sons, a hysterical Britney went over the edge and ended up shaving herself bald while a crowd of spectators and photographers watched outside Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California.

"After she shaved off her hair, Britney had a complete breakdown and tried to kill herself," an insider told The ENQUIRER.

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Kristin Veitch's Blind Item
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Share everything. That's the first rule of kindergarten, is it not? Well, apparently the producers of a certain popular show skipped right on to first grade, because sources tell me things just got ugly behind the scenes. Here's the gist. The producers of a certain Underdog Show that many WWKers totally heart (it's quality TV, but it is struggling in the ratings) asked a certain lovable performer from an established Popular Show on the same network to do a guest spot. (The ratings are low, and Underdog needs all the help it can get!) It all seemed like a great idea—until the poop hit the fan.

Apparently, the deal was made without the approval from the Popular Show's producers, not to mention the network brass, and things immediately got nasty. The Popular producers and the network bigwigs lashed out at Underdog. How dare they try this without getting their boss’ blessing! After much distress, a stern order came down insisting that all said actor’s scenes be cut immediately...and you best believe the order was carried out.

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'Desperate' Marcia Cross Gives Birth to Twins


Congratulations to Marcia Cross and her hubby, Tom Mahoney, who are the proud parents of new baby girls, Eden and Savannah. The fraternal twins were born Tuesday, and reps say all are doing fine.

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Richie and Madden to Shack Up


Nicole Richie and relatively new boyfriend Joel Madden are househunting. The two have been dating for a few months, and have exchanged I-love-you's already. Hopefully Nicole doesn't sign on the dotted line anytime soon, since she could face up to a year in jail if the DUI charges stick.

A source told US Weekly "Nicole hasn't moved in with him yet...but they are looking at places."

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Katie Holmes Transformation


Katie Holmes has had quite a transformation over the years since she first appeared on Dawson's Creek, and ended up married to a mega-movie star. She certainly has grown up!
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Garner Wants to get Groove on With Hubby Affleck


Jennifer Garner is horny, and she wants the world to know it. Well, maybe not really, but she is ditching her granny jammies and buying up lacy things to wear for her hubby Ben Affleck.

Now that the 'Alias' star has shed the baby weight, and gotten all toned up, she wants to spice up their love life before Ben goes to work on his next film. A source said, "Jennifer has ditched her unattractive jim-jams and been busy shopping for lacy lingerie."

The couple is planning a romantic vacation that will include a nanny for daughter Violet, so the two can spend some quality time putting the newly purchased lingerie to work.

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'Black Snake Moan' Premiere


Christina Ricci and Samuel L. Jackson made it to the premiere of 'Black Snake Moan', though co-star Justin Timberlake did not. Ricci is looking darn good these days.

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Men Ageing Gracefully in Hollywood


Clockwise from top right: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gerard Depardieu, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, and Richie Sambora.

These guys are much too manly to subscribe to the Hollywood trap of surgery to fix what's drooping. They wear their age like us average folk. Good for them!

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George Clooney is Just Fine With Ageing


The 'Sexiest Man Alive' says he is A-OK with getting older and embracing everything that goes with it.
Actor George Clooney is embracing the ageing process and feels under no pressure to keep his looks youthful. The 45-year-old bachelor feels free now he no longer has to worry about his appearance. Clooney says, "I'm 45 now, and my hair is grey. And I'm actually kind of happy with the idea that I no longer have to think about someone else's opinion of how I should look. "I'm looking forward to being 50 - I already have the liver of a 75-year-old, so it all works out just fine!"

Lucky for Clooney he is ageing much more gracefully than some other Hollywood types.

Stay tuned for a pictorial showcasing some of the aging men of Hollywood.

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Beckham Shirtless



A little gratuitous David Beckham action for those Thursday blues. Real Madrid won 3-2, and Becks celebrated by wowing the ladies in the crowd by whipping off his jersey.

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Britney Told Pals She had Head Lice


Okay....just ICK. The 3am Girls have run an article where they say Britney told friends as she was leaving the Mondrian hotel last weekend that "I had to get rid of the lice. They were horrible."

A source close to Brit told us [3am Girls]: "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so she decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."

A UK hairdresser agrees that shaving her head would have been the only way to get rid of lice, as combing hair with a fine tooth comb is impossible with hair extensions.

The report goes on to talk about what happened when Brit arrived at the Mondrian in her blond wig:
After having the chop she arrived alone at Hollywood's Mondrian hotel on Sunset Boulevard wearing a blond wig.

An onlooker said: "She tried to book a room but she didn't have any money or a credit card, just a piece of paper carrying a partial credit card number."

And another guest says: "She kept saying: 'Nobody wants me anymore'."

Eventually a pair of tourists took her to their room. But she was later seen trying to hire a rental car and was again turned away.

A witness said: "The staff were stunned and didn't know what to do with her."

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J. Lo to Perform on 'American Idol'?


Reports have surfaced saying that Jennifer Lopez is all set to perform on 'American Idol' on April 11, says Access Hollywood.

We'll see if that actually happens or not. No comment as of yet from Lopez's people.

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Weekend at Anna's
The fun folks over at National Lampoon have put together this morbid, yet funny, clip called 'Weekend at Anna's. Watch and laugh. Or not.

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Oops....Brit Does it Again!


Britney checks out of rehab...again! Read the full story here.

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'Saw 4' in the Hopper
Look for a fourth installment of the 'Saw' franchise to pop back into theaters by late Fall 2007. The horror film franchise has so far been worth $400 million, so why not throw another gore-fest out there for consumers who are huge fans of the first three? The third installment was the top-grossing horror flick of 2006.

The series follows the murderous games of the serial killer Jigsaw, whose self-professed purpose is to make lost souls appreciate the life they've been given, and with lots of twists and turns and a surprise ending to boot. Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed all three films so far, will return to direct the fourth.

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Aguilera Not Pregnant


Christina Aguilera has had to shoot down reports of a pregnancy after an employee of chi-chi LA baby boutique, Bellini, claimed that the star and her hubby shopped for items and told her they were expecting.

The sales assistant was reported to have said: "(Aguilera) came in with her husband, and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping. They said they don't know what they're having. "They seemed really excited. She was talking to (another customer) and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby."

A spokesperson for Aguilera says, not only did she not say she was pregnant, but was never in the shop at all.

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'Grey's Anatomy' Spinoff to Star Kate Walsh


ABC's hit medical drama 'Grey's Anatomy' is slated to spawn a spinoff, starring Kate Walsh, who plays McDreamy's ex-wife, Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd. No real details about the show's premise have been announced, other than there will be a two hour pilot, likely to air sometime in May.

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Brangelina in Counselling?


Britain's Female First is reporting that the world's most famouse coupling of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are seeing a couple's counselor to work through their differences.

A source told Britain's OK! magazine: "This year is crux time. They have to reach a decision on what they expect from each other - and fast. Angelina has to realise Brad needs stability and Brad has to come to terms with her driving ambition as a world ambassador.

"Brad's family are blown away marriage didn't happen a long time ago. But Angelina doesn't want to put down roots and turn into a 'homemaker'.

"Her late mother had a lot to do with Angelina's decision to have counselling. Marcheline made her realise it wouldn't be such a bad idea to give marriage a go."

According to a source, the two have had a series of bitter arguments, but are determined to make things work for the sake of the three kids, who have both parents names. They both realize that the stakes are much higher than in their previous relationships where they were childless.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:32 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Foxx and Rowell Get Cozy in the Club


Jamie Foxx and soapstar Victoria Rowell did some dirty dancing together at a Belvedere vodka party at the Empire Ballroom in Las Vegas. The two acted as though no one was watching, and were even seen making out. They left at around the same time, though they took separate cars, we want to know if there was an after party.

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Tori Spelling Still Hasn't Popped

Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott enjoy an evening out in Brentwood before the baby comes. Hopefully that will be soon, because Tori is HUGE!

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'The Bachelorette' and Hubby Expecting
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Congratulations go out to the only couple to have successfully (so far) made a go of it after appearing on 'The Bachelor' and it's spinoff 'The Bachelorette'. Trista and Ryan Sutter are expecting a baby, after two years of trying to get pregnant. Trista is in her second trimester, and says she is suffering from some wicked morning sickness. She doesn't mind, because she has been told that's a good sign!

The couple met and married on national TV after appearing on 'The Bachelorette', and now make their home in Colorado, where Ryan is a firefighter.

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Cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' Announced
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After much debate and secrecy, finally we get to find out who will be cutting a rug and wearing the spangly outfits on this season's 'Dancing With the Stars'.

*Heather Mills -- The one legged wonder
*Billy Ray Cyrus -- Country singing one hit wonder
*Joey Fatone -- Boy-bander turned actor
*Leeza Gibbons -- Squeaky clean entertainment reporter
*Laila Ali -- Female boxer
*Vincent Pastore -- 'Sopranos' actor
*Apolo Anton Ohno -- Olympic speed skating champ
*Paulina Porizkova -- One time supermodel and spouse of rockstar
*Clyde Drexler -- NBA player
*Ian Ziering -- Former '90210'er
*Shandi Finnessey -- 2004 Miss USA

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Are the Cox-Arquette's Having Trouble in Paradise?
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It would be a major bummer if Hollywood's odd coupling Courteney Cox-Arquette and hubby David Arquette are in trouble. They have admitted in the past to going through rough patches, and if I recall correctly had said they attended couples therapy. A new article says that from observations of recent un-couplelike behavior, it is possible that the relationship is back on rocky ground. I hope not, because I have always pulled for them to work out. They seem to take their opposite streaks and make it work for them.

It looks like Jennifer Aniston's unlucky love streak may be rubbing off on Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette, who seem to be going through a tough time, according to Star magazine. Recently, Courteney and David have been spotted solo; Courtney at Malibu’s Nobu on Feb 17 with single gal pals Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Aniston, while the night before David was seen at an NBA Celebrity Tournament in Las Vegas.

Things seem more suspicious when Cox was spotted with Dirt co-star, Josh Stewart, shooting pool at W. Hollywood’s Barney’s Beanery. Courteney’s new show seems to be her main focus which she and David “had words about.”

A source adds, “When Courteney isn’t on the phone with someone connected to the show, she’s going off to meetings or hanging out with cast members socially.” David and Courteney were once referred to as the oddest couple in Hollywood, and while opposites may attract, the differences of these two may pull them apart. “Sometimes when you get to know someone so well, what was once endearing just becomes irritating.”

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Charlie Sheen Engagement Rumor
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Are Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller engaged? Because nothing says "We're getting married!" like a lovely heart-shaped, jewel-encrusted gold band worn on a ring finger right after Valentine's day.

Mueller is a Palm Beach socialite and daughter of Moira Fiore. The two were introduced early last Spring by actress Rebecca Gayheart, and have been an item ever since Summer.

Mom said in an interview "I've never seen my daughter happier," Fiore said. "She told me they laugh morning, noon and night, and that she's never been more comfortable with someone. Charlie says he loves her personality and, of course, her looks. As a mother, if they're happy, I'm happy."

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'Breakfast at Tiffany's' Dress Sold for Good Cause
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The beautiful and iconic little black dress that Audrey Hepburn wore in the film 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' was sold for $800,000 last year in a London auction. The proceeds from the sale are now going to Calcutta-based charity City Of Joy Aid.

The first of 15 planned centers will be built in Bengal and is set to open later this month. It is hoped the scheme will help teach English to underprivileged children through computer training and audio aids.

French writer Dominique Lapierre, who established City of Joy Aid, was originally given the dress by designer Hubert De Givenchy before selling it to raise money for the charity, which provides clinics, schools, and hospital boats in poor areas of India.


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Butterscotch-Hudson is Back On Down Under
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The Butterscotch Stallion, Owen Wilson, and his little filly, Kate Hudson, seem to be back romantically, according to several witnesses in Australia this week.

On Sunday the couple dined at a restaurant in Queensland, and a fellow diner reports that the two exchanged passionate kisses between bites of food, and they were definitely romantic. The y then ate out again at a seafood restaurant the following night, and both stayed at Kate's five-star hotel, Palazzo Versace.

The romance came after Wilson got a bit rough with paparazzi that were trying to snap the couple's photo.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Britney in Rehab Photos
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Britney in Promises Treatment center in Malibu. She was checked in by her father, Jamie Spears.

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Brody Jenner Tries to Extend His 15 Minutes
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Brody Jenner, recently profiled in Details magazine, is now saying that he is "horrified", and was misunderstood and misquoted by the article. Jenner tells PEOPLE that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about.

"I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation," says Jenner. "I genuinely love Nicole... I would never say or do anything hurtful to those I love and respect. I'm sorry it was represented that way."

Asked for comment about the story Details editor-in-chief Daniel Peres tells PEOPLE: "Details stands by the story 100 percent."

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Britney Back in Rehab....For Now
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TMZ reports that Britney has checked back into rehab, and that Spears' rep told People magazine "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

This latest move comes after Brit's mother flew in from Louisiana after swirling media reports of late night boozing, clothing swaps with strippers, 24 hours worth of checking in and out of rehab, head shaving, wigs, chain smoking, baby carseats faced the wrong way, and more tattoos. Who knows if Brit gracefully folded under familial pressure or if there was an all out intervention.

Sources told TMZ that Spears in an in-patient facility located in Los Angeles.

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Nash Wears Prosthetic Ass to Premiere
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In the upcoming film "Reno 911: Miami," Niecy Nash is the butt of jokes, however it was her butt that was the big joke at the movie's premiere last week. Only thing is ... it wasn't her butt!

While fake breasts may be a dime a pair in Hollywood, Nash took to her red carpet premiere wearing a titanic prosthetic ass just to stay in character as Deputy Raineesha Williams. Now that's dedication!

You don't see any fanny flab in this photo of the fabulous funnywoman, as Nash recently lost forty pounds on Jenny Craig. And that's nothing to laugh at.

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Not-So-Blind Item
Which leotard-loving pop icon won't be performing in Tokyo any time soon? Our tipster said she's been banned from entering Japan "because she got caught with drugs" there . . .

Duh? Madonna?

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Vanessa Williams Bares it All....Again
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'Ugly Betty' star Vanessa Williams is dropping her drawers for a shoot in Allure magazine for the "Look Better Naked" issue. An insider at Conde Nast said she was completely unclothed for the shoot at Lux Studio.

Williams previously got naked in photos and lost her Miss USA crown in 1984. The difference is that this time the photos will be much more tasteful, and not nearly as revealing. And she'll get to keep her job.

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Fed-Ex Sits Back and Watches Brit Spiral Out of Control
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As Britney Spears publicly unravels, her ex hubby, Kevin Federline lies low and bides his time. Friends of the wannabe rapper spoke to the New York Daily News and said "He is just waiting for her to get worse," a pal said. "She is only hurting herself right now."

And hurting her self and her custody case she is, though outward appearances would suggest that she doesn't care. Some have said that she is virtually guaranteed custody of the kids over Federline, but her antics continue getting more and more out of control. Experts warned yesterday that her erratic antics could land her under a psychiatric microscope in the custody fight.

"It's bizarre behavior," said L.A. attorney Nathan Goldberg. "It might raise concerns about where the behavior is coming from. ... What problems is she having, and how might those problems affect her ability as a parent?"

"Shaving your head is bizarre, but it's not illegal," said Loyola Law School Prof. Laurie Levenson, who thinks the shave won't hurt Spears in court "unless you can show that she was out of her mind or on drugs when she did it."

Both Spears and Federline will likely undergo psychiatric examination. Even their households will be studied to see if they provide a good environment for kids.

"The custody evaluator will want to observe each of them interacting with the children to see how they behave with the children and how the children relate to them," said Goldberg.


And while Britney flushes her kids and career down the proverbial toilet, Fed-Ex is coming out of this so far smelling like a rose. He has a well regarded commercial under his belt, has cleaned up his image and his wardrobe as of late, and has kept a low profile and his nose clean in the tabloids.

It remains to be seen how the poptart's out of control behavior will affect the custody fight. May the better parent win!

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Shocking New Anna Nicole Video
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As the battle for Anna Nicole Smith's body plays out in a Florida courtroom, new and shocking video has surfaced of the former Playboy Playmate! The video, which shows Anna Nicole with her face painted like a clown, first aired on Monday night's Greta Van Susteren show on Fox News Channel. Anna, sounding confused, is eight-months pregnant in the video and talking to a doll in a carriage. Howard K. Stern repeatedly asks her, "Is this a mushroom trip?" He then adds, "I'm kidding."
Video here.

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Michael Jackson Being Sued
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The erstwhile King of Pop can't catch a break lately, and is now being sued by the family of a woman who was in the hospital the same time he was admitted back in 2005. Allegedly the woman was moved out of her death bed when Jackson was admitted during his child molestation trial, after he was complaining of stomach pains.

Her eight children contend that she was "treated like cargo" and roughly moved from her emergency room bed, when Jackson demanded two beds in the Marian Medical Center in Santa Maria, California. The woman, 74, died later that night.

The lawsuit is accusing Jackson and the hospital of inflicting emotional distress and of negligence, elder abuse, false imprisonment and conspiracy.

A hospital spokesman says "We are confident the care provided to Mrs Ruiz was exceptional."

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Tom and Katie Set to be Styled by Posh-Bot for Oscars
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Victoria Beckham is slated to style the Cruises for the upcoming Oscar night festivities, and is said to be dressing them in matching black outfits with his and hers red trim. The Cruise couple was set to wear Armani, but decided to go with Posh's ideas instead.

Beckham styled Katie for her Harper's Bazaar shoot, and the new Mrs. Cruise was so impressed by her ideas that she convinced hubby Tom to let their new friend do the honors for the big night.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Victoria has the most amazing idea of what will look good on both Tom and Katie and has already discussed various fabrics and designs with them.

Hopefully that won't include going braless and having eraserhead nipples showing through on either of them.

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Kate Bosworth Not So Scary Thin Now
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In her first public appearance since putting on a little weight, Kate Bosworth is looking much healthier while out with model boyfriend James Rousseau on Saturday night. Congrats to Kate for taking her health a bit more seriously, thanks to her mom.

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Mischa Crashes Nicole's Car
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On again BFF's Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton were hanging out this past weekend, and Barton dropped Richie off at a tanning salon. As Barton was getting under way again, she banged Richie's car into another one, causing a slight bit of damage. She exchanged details with the other driver, and then sped off looking visibly annoyed.

These girls just need to hire drivers and be done with it.

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Celebutard Celebrates Birthday Circus Style
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Paris Hilton, heirhead extraordinaire, celebrated her 26th birthday in style in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock this past weekend. What do you get to entertain the celebutard that has everything? Well midgets, goats, and a monkey, of course!

A source told the New York Post, "There were midgets leading a pack of goats around the room and Paris was playing with a monkey. Paris spent a lot of time making out with Stavros and dancing. They downed TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon."

Sounds very highbrow to me.

Sources also said that she divided her time between making out with Niarchos, and broke billionaire, Brandon "greasybear" Davis, and that the three ended up spending the night in the same suite later in the evening.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

A big no-show for the night was BFF, Nicole Richie, who Paris announced several times was onher way, but ultimately bagged the festivities for unknown alternatives. One who did make an appearance was Scott Storch, whom Paris had insulted previously by skipping his birthday party in Miami.

Paris and her bestest buds then moved the party to a bowling alley, where they stayed until the wee hours.

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Brody Jenner: L.A. Man-Whore
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Who is Brody Jenner, you ask? I've got the answer. He's just some guy, who decided one day with his buddy, other LA man-whore Spencer Pratt, that he wanted to become famous, and he was going to do it by dating someone famous. The two clubrats settled on Nicole Richie, and through a discussion of her famed non-eating habits pegged her as Jenner's ticket to notoriety. He's also Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner's son, but he chose not to play that card much.

Pratt said, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

The two began dating last August, and Jenner's name suddenly became known, but his relationship with Richie hit the skids soon after. So he and his buddy, Pratt, had to come up with plan B, which was for both of them to date the girls from MTV's 'The Hills', and get their faces out for all of America's gen Y'ers to see. Brody bagged Lauren Conrad, and Spencer took on her roommate Heidi Montag. Pratt and Montag's relationship is currently playing out for the MTV crowd, while Jenner's stab at LC only lasted a few episodes.

However the plan to become quasi-famous has worked, because Jenner is the subject of a Details magazine interview, and US Weekly is running a contest to win a date with him. It follows the same premise as the movie 'Win a Date With Tad Hamilton', and the "lucky" winner will be flown to LA for the star treatment and a date with the erstwhile Jenner.

Brody however, just wants to meet a nice non-LA girl. He says that the scene in LA is fake, and like a movie set 24/7. "This whole scene, this whole town – it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."

In fact, this nice girl scenario could be just what his new MTV show needs, he says. "Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

You think? No movie set in that set-up.

To read the entire Details article, click here.

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Monday, February 19, 2007
Sandra Bullock at the Costume Designer's Gala
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Sandra Bullock hits one outta the ballpark in a beautiful red gown, at the 9th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards Gala. I haven't been too big of a fan of Sandra's for the past couple of years, and have thought her choices for the red carpet have been all wrong. Now she's back and badder than ever. Good going, Sandy!

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The (Very) Long Version of the Fiennes Mile-High Tryst
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Straight from the horse's mouth to the UK Daily Mail's ear, here's the long-ass version, with all the salacious details, of the stewardess and the actor. I got emails asking if I knew any more details, so here's all the dirt you can handle or would ever want to know.

Qantas stewardess tells how she fell for Hollywood star in Seat 2K...and how after a mad, passionate fling he abandoned her to face the sack...

The attraction had been immediate and overwhelming from the moment they first made eye contact.

But as Qantas stewardess Lisa Robertson leaned over towards Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes to offer him a drink, she could not have imagined how the evening would unfold - or that she would end up in a passionate tryst with him in the aircraft lavatory.

When rumours first emerged that Ralph Fiennes joined the Five Mile High Club in the business-class lavatory on flight QF123 from Darwin to Bombay, Qantas issued a statement from Lisa vigorously denying the allegation.

But The Mail on Sunday can now reveal the truth about what happened that night - how the English actor had unsafe sex with the 38-year-old Australian stewardess on the flight and went on to seduce her in an evening of almost non-stop love-making at his lavish hotel in India.

Speaking for the first time, exclusively to The Mail on Sunday, Lisa, a former high-flying police officer, said: 'It's true. We did make love on the plane that night. At first I denied it because I was so desperate to keep my job and I didn't want to hurt Ralph.

'I know some people will think it's disgusting. And I'm not proud of what I did - it was inappropriate behaviour. But I don't regret it. Ralph is gorgeous and the chemistry between us was amazing. What woman wouldn't want to make love with him? This sort of attraction happens to people all the time. It's just not usually with a Hollywood star at 35,000 feet.

Although Lisa makes no bones about having been an enthusiastic participant in the unedifying episode and is clearly still thrilled to have attracted the attention of an international film star, it is hard not to see her also as his victim.

Despite her tall, trim figure, there is sadness in her eyes, highlighted by the medication she takes for depression since she left a tough front-line job as a detective with an elite New South Wales police drugs squad.

One can't help asking whether Ralph Fiennes didn't spot a vulnerable woman, use her, and then abandon her to face the sack from her job with Qantas.

Lisa recognised the 44-year-old star of films including The English Patient from the minute she went to his window seat 2K to offer him a selection of champagne, orange juice and water.

And she admits she was star-struck. He was dressed casually in beige chinos and a long-sleeved shirt, and as he quietly asked for a glass of water she gushed: 'Oh my God, it's you. I am such a fan of your films. I love your work. I've seen The English Patient 20 times.' She recaptured her composure and added: 'I'm so sorry. This is so unprofessional of me.'

Fiennes, however, looked relaxed and amused.

'He leaned forward, gazed deep into my eyes and stroked my arm as if to reassure me,' said Lisa. 'He whispered, 'It's OK. Anyway, I think you're gorgeous.'

She admits: 'I felt overwhelmed. I felt like you do when you're a teenager. My heart was pumping with excitement. We kept looking at each other and giggling. He was just so gorgeous. I noticed he had lovely soft skin, beautiful hands and wonderful eyes.

'I expected him to be aloof. But he was just so nice. He had a strange kind of vulnerability about him. For the rest of the evening, although I was working on the other side of the cabin, we kept looking at each other. He was watching me serve drinks, staring intensely. He didn't have a meal and drank only a couple of glasses of Shiraz.

'But every time I looked up I saw that he was watching me. We were seriously flirting across the cabin, which is not like me. I've served a lot of famous people, including Shane Warne and Ian Thorpe, and I'm not usually like that at work.'

Lisa, who is divorced, continued with her duties, serving the evening meal before the cabin lights dimmed. There were only 12 passengers in business class that night.

Then, as she was preparing to go on her break, Fiennes made an unexpected suggestion. Lisa said: 'We had chatted a bit about India - where I've been five times - and his movies.

'When I told him I was going for a break, he said, "I might come and visit you for a chat, if that's OK." I was a bit surprised, but also thrilled. I said, "Sure."'

Lisa admits she was smitten by the star, but says she did not make the first move and had no thought of what might happen next.

It was 11pm and most of the other passengers were asleep. Lisa retired behind the curtained crew area, next to the cockpit, took off her shoes and put her feet up. But moments later she was interrupted by Fiennes.

'I'm sorry, were you sleeping?, he said. 'No,' she replied. 'Come in and take a seat.'

Lisa is not proud of what happened next, but she found Fiennes 'irresistible'. 'At first we just chatted,' she said. 'He sat really close to me. He told me he was learning lines for a new movie with Colin Farrell, playing the part of a gangster. He said he was practising his cockney accent.

'I asked him to give me an example. He did and it was really good. I told him again that The English Patient was just the best movie, but he said, 'That was over ten years ago. Why don't people value my later work?'

'I apologised and said I didn't mean to offend him. I guess we talked for about an hour about lots of different things. He thought it was funny that I lived alone with my dog, a Lhasa Apso-poodle cross called Finn.'

Fiennes told Lisa he was touring Indian villages for Unicef to talk about AIDS awareness. He asked what she would be doing in Bombay, where she was staying, and said, 'Do you want to meet up?'

Stunned and deeply flattered, Lisa said: 'Yeah. That would be cool.'

By this point they were sitting so close their faces were just inches apart. Lisa said: 'He held my hands. Then he started kissing me. The kissing was very passionate and his hands were all over me. I just melted.

'He was caressing my neck, holding my head and he started undoing the buttons on my dress. The way he was going, he would have made love to me right there.

'I was very turned on and so was he. I had butterflies in my stomach. I was touching his face and his hair. He had beautiful skin. I was undoing his shirt as well. It was a bit surreal, like a scene from one of his movies.

'But I was afraid my supervisor might pull back the curtain and catch us. Eventually, I couldn't bear it any longer. I just grabbed his hand and said, "Come in here a minute."

'By this time, we had half our clothes off and I didn't care about anything. I led him into the cabin lavatory next to where we had been sitting and locked the door.

'Ralph was a great lover. And I thought if I was going to get the sack, it would be worth it. I knew it was against the rules and wrong but I didn't care.

'I was a bit shocked that he didn't wear a condom. Looking back, I think of it as dangerous behaviour and hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about AIDS.

'He asked me, "Have you ever done this before?". I said, "No, never." I asked him the same question and he said, "No."

'The only strange thing was that he kept his eyes open the whole time, staring at me intensely, although we were kissing madly.

'I realised that people would miss me and wonder where I was as my break was almost over. I told him we had to get out of there quickly.

'I helped him get dressed and he told me that when he got out of the toilet he would press his call button to distract the other flight attendants so that I could leave.

'But a male member of staff saw Ralph come out of the toilet and he saw me lock the door after Ralph. When I came out, the member of staff was still there. I prepared to get back to work but the cabin manager wanted a word with me. She asked, "Did you go into the toilet with a male passenger?"

'I said, "No." But she said three people saw me do it. She told me I had crossed the line and that she was going to report me when we got back to Sydney.

'Ralph called me over and asked, "Is everything all right?" I told him, "No,"and sat down next to him. He was very concerned, but I downplayed it and said I would sort it out.

'I knew I was in big trouble. I was ordered to spend the rest of the flight working in economy and I was the talk of the other cabin crew. I was able to talk to Ralph again to reassure him that everything was fine. I wanted to see him again in Bombay. I didn't want him to freak out and not call me.'

Even now, almost a month after the incident on January 24, Lisa still seems to find the events surreal. She claims her behaviour was out of character but says: 'I just had no control over myself. I wanted him so much. I couldn't resist him.'

She has had only one other liaison with a man she met while working on a flight - an American with whom she had dinner and later spent a weekend in New York.

'But that was very much out of office hours,' she said. 'Men travelling business class are always coming on to me. They invite me to go for weekends away to lavish locations and nice hotels and give me their cards. But I usually just throw them away.'

Lisa had a sheltered upbringing with her two brothers in the town of Wagga Wagga near Sydney. Her father Graham, a butcher, and her mother Sandra were so protective that she did not have her first sexual relationship until the age of 20 when she went to the New South Wales police academy.

Lisa recalled: 'My mother had cancer when I was 11. She survived but it was traumatic. I never really had time for boys. I was the only girl in the middle of two brothers and I had a lot of responsibility.'

She also had low self-esteem. 'My brothers teased me about being flat-chested, so I've had breast implants. They said I was skinny and gawky. And I hated being 5ft 9in tall. I never felt attractive.'

She married a fellow police officer, John Duncan, and had a high-flying career in undercover drug work and hostage negotiation.

After 14 years her police service ended due to her suffering post-traumatic stress disorder and depression. And her marriage did not survive.

Indeed, she seems wary of men, saying she has been repeatedly exploited by them. 'So many treat you badly,' she said. 'They're just after sex. They're losers.' Ironically, she thought Fiennes was 'so sensitive, so different'.

Only now has Lisa begun to wonder. She has seen last week's reports claiming that he has been dumped by his girlfriend of five months, interior designer Sirin Lewenden, because of his wandering eye, mood swings and constant demands for sex. Their romance began after he split from his long-term partner, actress Francesca Annis.

On flight QF123, however, Fiennes seemed to Lisa an impossibly exotic lover, very different from the men she usually encounters. And while she says she never expected a romance, she didn't hesitate in saying yes when he asked her if he could meet her at his Bombay hotel.

Brimming with anticipation, Lisa stood next to Fiennes before he left the plane so they could talk. 'He was wearing a funny old white hat and a Kathmandu backpack, which made him look very eccentric,' she said.

'I gave him my mobile number and he repeatedly said he would call me. I was sad to see him go. I just wanted to go with him.'

Lisa had been at her hotel - the Grand Hyatt - for only about half an hour when Fiennes called her. He was on his way to his hotel, the Intercontinental, and wanted her to come over.

Lisa said: 'I had a shower, put on a little floral sun dress and my flip-flops. I put on minimum make-up and had a glass of Sauvignon blanc because I was a bit nervous.'

At the Intercontinental she found Fiennes was checked in, under his own name, to room 663, a lavish corner suite on the sixth floor. After calling the room, she was escorted up by security guards.

She said: 'Ralph opened the door with just a white towel around his waist. He said, 'Hi, how are you darling? Come in, I'm just having a bath. Make yourself a drink.'

'He dropped the towel and was wandering around naked. I was laughing, I thought it was hilarious. But I wander around naked a lot at home, so it didn't bother me. He had quite a nice body. It's obvious he's not a gym work-out kind of guy. For a man he's got quite a slender body, but I was attracted to him. It was a luxurious room - better than where I was staying. There was a bottle of red wine with a note on it saying, Welcome Mr Fiennes. I was like a kid in a sweet shop.

'He changed into a casual blue shirt and chinos and asked if I would like to have dinner with him. He'd heard there was a lovely restaurant on the roof. I said that would be great. I'd thought he would just keep me in the room, make love to me and throw me out.

'But it surprised me that he was a gentleman and he was treating this meeting like a real date.

'I wasn't particularly hungry and he doesn't eat much, so we just had snacks and ordered drinks. He had a Martini. There was a pool and the people around it recognised Ralph. He held my hand and had his arm around me, as if I was his girlfriend.

'He had been in Sydney performing a Beckett play and started to recite bits to me. He asked if I'd seen it. I told him it wasn't my kind of thing. I found that part of the date a bit boring.

'He didn't mention he had a girlfriend. I said I knew he went out with a famous actress, Francesca Annis, and that they'd broken up. He said, 'Yeah, it's been a bad year.'

'From his look of sadness and vulnerability, I guessed he was still in love with her. It was obvious that he was single and struggling with it.

'We had a couple more drinks. I spoke to him about The English Patient and asked him to say that line, 'It's a really plum plum' when the nurse is feeding his character the fruit. He did and I was thrilled. We went back to his room and I suggested we crack open the bottle of red. I poured us a glass each. He put on a DVD - Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels - which he said he was watching for research.

'I sat on the end of the bed. He came over, put his wine by the bed, threw off the top sheet and took off his clothes. I undressed at the same time. There was no conversation and in no time we were kissing and right into it.'

According to Lisa, they made love twice more through the evening - once in the middle of the night. But he told her, before they went back to sleep: 'I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kick you out in the morning. I've got a lot of calls to make and things to do.'

Lisa said: -I felt fine about that. I understood but I was disappointed.

'I wasn't under any illusions that this would be the start of a romance. He is an upper-class Englishman and I knew it would be just about sex. But I thought we could keep a friendship and that we might make love when he visited Sydney.'

Lisa was woken at 7am by the sound of a mobile phone ringing, followed by Ralph talking. She said: 'He was sitting at the end of the bed. When the call ended he turned around and started kissing and cuddling me. We made love for about 20 minutes. It was excellent, really nice.

'But then he said, 'I'm going to have to kick you out now.' Just before I got out of bed, he said in a sincere, gentle voice, 'Lisa, I really like you.'

'I didn't even have a shower. I just went into the bathroom, tied my hair back and put on my flip-flops. He said, 'See you on the next Qantas flight,' to which I said, 'You will never fly Qantas again.' And he said, 'Oh yes I will.'

'He walked me to the door and kissed me and said, 'Goodbye, darling.' The casual way he said it was like he would see me next week.

'I had mixed feelings as the door closed behind me. I hoped he would call me again. I understood he had Unicef commitments but I was going to be in Bombay for two days, so I hoped he would find time to squeeze me in for another quick love-making session - or even a phone call. When he didn't call I realised I had to get over it. He was never going to.'

Lisa met her flight crew for drinks and confided in one friend, a pilot, what had happened. But she was horrified to learn that everyone seemed to have heard her making love with Fiennes in the lavatory. She says some of the girls were envious and giggled, saying: 'I wish it had been me.'

But Lisa knew her supervisor had reported her. 'I knew I was in big trouble,' she said. On January 26 she flew back to Sydney, where she was told by her management company, airline services contractor Morris Alexander Management, that she had been suspended without pay pending a disciplinary hearing.

On the advice of a lawyer she tried to make contact with Fiennes, leaving an urgent message at the Gate Theatre in Dublin, which had been behind his Beckett performances in Sydney. Within a few hours he called.

Lisa said: 'I told him I was in a lot of trouble and that I had been suspended from work. There was silence at the other end. I told him people had seen us leaving the toilet, but all he said was, 'Nothing happened.' He kept saying, 'We weren't in the toilet.' I told him I couldn't deny it. I said I had to answer the allegation.

Fiennes' reply, when it came, shocked Lisa to the core. She said: 'It was clear he was turning his back on me. He said, 'We don't know each other very well. I'm very sorry, I can't get involved. I can't help you.'

'I was desperate and suggested we said I was doing something like helping him with a contact lens. But he wouldn't agree.

'Then he told me, I've been scarred by an incident about a year ago when my life was dragged through the tabloids. My whole relationship was destroyed. It's ruined my life. You're just a hostess and you don,t even like your job. You're not happy in your job. You can get another job.'

'I felt humiliated. It was like talking to a different person. He made me feel like a low-life, like I was asking him for money or something. Then he said, 'Let's have no further phone contact. I'll call you in a month's time, just to show you I'm a human being.' I was stunned.

'I told him, 'You're right. In the big scheme of things, it's not that important. It's just a job. If I do lose my job, it was worth it.'

'I ended the conversation on good terms, but I was angry and disappointed at his attitude and uncaring lack of support and sympathy.

I expected him to take some responsibility for our problem which suddenly became my problem.

'I thought about resigning to protect him. I felt sorry for him because of the speech he made about what he'd been through with the British papers. But I was frightened, I was depressed, I felt completely alone and I had no support.'

The betrayal evoked bitter memories of Lisa's troubled past. On leaving the police, she sued the force for lack of care over her mental health problems, but lost the case and was driven into bankruptcy.

She briefly studied law at James Cook University in Cairns, Australia. Then she met a stewardess and thought the job sounded fun. But the hard work and long hours did nothing to ease her depression, for which she still takes medication.

Now, after her fling with Fiennes, she is alone and faces losing her job. Her family have been critical of her and over the past week, since the story first emerged, their communication has been punctuated by fierce rows.

Now Lisa is even more wary of men. 'I've never been lucky in love,' she said. 'I just choose the wrong people. My last relationship, with an Italian flight steward, ended in June.'

Yet bizarrely she insists that, given the chance, she would make love to Fiennes in the lavatory again. 'It must sound crazy,' she said, 'but I wouldn't miss that experience for anything.'

She has convinced herself that Fiennes did care for her, however briefly, and that 'the experience was a lot more than just about sex'.

Does she feel used? 'No,' she insisted. 'We were both fantastically attracted to each other. I am sure he cared about me.

But she pauses, twisting a ring on her finger, as if for the first time considering the more brutal alternatives. 'Then again,' she said, 'he is a very good actor.'

And she concedes that she was stung by his failure to support her story about the contact lens. It was a lie that might have helped her keep her job. 'I am upset by his betrayal,' she said. 'He is a millionaire movie star and I'm a struggling air hostess on £12,000 a year. I have financial problems and nothing to fall back on.

'He could have written a letter giving a version of events which the airline would have been forced to accept.

'What will I do now? Who knows? But I will bounce back. I always do. Maybe I'll finally take some time out to find out what I want and who I am. I should have done that years ago.'

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Kidman and Watts Slated for 'Need'
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Best buds from down under, Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts, are set to reunite on the big screen for a Fall 2007 release. The film is called 'Need', and has 'Nip/Tuck' creator Ryan Murphy at the helm.

In the film, Watts plays a psychiatrist, and Kidman as her unstable patient who steals Watts' husband. No word yet who the husband will be played by.

Nicole and Naomi have been friends for about 20 years, since they appeared in the movie 'Flirting' together. Kidman has always encouraged her friend to never give up in the film biz, and Watts' big break came in 2001, in 'Mulholland Drive'.

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Michelle Rodriguez Gets a Feminine Makeover
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Ex-'Lostie' Michelle Rodriguez drops the tough girl act on this month's cover of Fuego magazine, and shows her feminine charm. She lets her inner Hollywood glamour girl shine.

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Scary Spice is Scary Pregnant
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Poor Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice, is six months pregnant, and is looking a bit done in. I'm supposed to giver her a pregancy pass, but I just can't. Homegirl needs to clean herself up a bit to go out in public. Maybe just a dab of concealer?

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Brangelina With the Kids in New Orleans
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie out for a little coffee and a stroll with Shiloh and Zahara.
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Bahamian Minister of Immigration Resigns
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The Bahamian Minister of Immigration, Shane Gibson, has resigned after photos of him and Anna Nicole Smith in a rather compromising position ran in a Bahamas newspaper.

Bahamas Immigration Minister Shane Gibson has resigned amid fallout over his involvement with Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy Playmate and billionaire's widow who died earlier this month.

Gibson announced his resignation late on Sunday on state television and radio but denied any wrongdoing or romantic link to Smith, saying he had made the decision for the well-being of his family.

"My entire family have suffered enough. For far too long they have had to listen to one lie after another. It can only get worse," he said.

Gibson came under pressure to step down after the publication last week of photographs of him and Smith embracing on a bed and reports that he had fast-tracked her application for residency in the Caribbean nation.

Critics said he granted her residency status on the basis of their close friendship when, in fact, she met none of the criteria for such a permit.

The pictures of Gibson and Smith caused such a furor that Gibson's own Progressive Liberal Party colleagues feared the fallout would affect their chances in the upcoming general election.

Gibson, a former trade-union official, said his continued presence on the front line of politics would make it more difficult for the government to deliver its message.

He for anything he had "said, done or was perceived to have said or done" that may have caused offense.

Prime Minister Perry Christie said he accepted the resignation "with profound sadness and deepest regret" and added that he had lost one of his ablest ministers.


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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Do NY and Paris
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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen looking pretty darn cheerful, in spite of this weekend's announcement of pregnancy from Brady's ex, Bridget Moynahan. The two were snapped walking around NYC, arm in arm. The new couple then hopped a plane for a romantic Valentine's Day in Paris, where they stayed at the Ritz, and kissed at the Cafe de la Paix.

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Scarlett Johansson Playboy's Sexiest Celeb
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Scarlett Johansson has been named Playboy magazine's sexiest celebrity, branding the star "the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and undefinable."

Okay...?

ScarJo also just accepted Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Award, which is given to performers who have made a “lasting and impressive contribution to the world of
entertainment.”

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Selma Blair's New Look and New Man
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Selma Blair celebrated her new year with a new blond do, and stepped out with her new man, model Matt Felker. Matt is best known as the mile-high-makeout man in Britney Spears 'Toxic' video.

Blair has taken some time off from acting, and says she'll be home watching the Oscar festivities with Felker rather than attending this year. She has just finalized her divorce from rocker Ahmet Zappa.

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Kelly Osbourne Reveals Family Member Has HIV
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During an AIDS charity benefit at the Koko Club in London, Kelly Osbourne revealed that someone in her family has HIV, though didn't say who by name.

She said: "This charity is really important to me because one of my family is HIV positive. And I am so, so proud of him."

An onlooker said: "Kelly seemed really upset and could hardly speak through her tears. It was really emotional to hear her reveal something so personal."

Both Kelly and her mother, Sharon, have both been involved in various HIV charities, though they had not revealed their personal connection before now.

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Downward Spiral Continues as Britney Wigs Out
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After shaving her head bald in a Tarzana salon, Britney had a big day, first spending it poolside at the Mondrian hotel, and then clubbing into the wee hours.

She first shook her paparazzi tail by driving her car into the hidden Mondrian indoor garage. Then she hung by the pool in a blond wig, mismatched bikini and green hat, and chainsmoked while no one recognized her.

She then appeared at the Roxy nightclub sporting the same Marilyn-style blonde wig and huge sunglasses. 45 minutes later Brit stormed out in a huff when the DJ played "Hit Me Baby One More Time" in homage to the poptart. She went from the Roxy to the Polo Lounge.

One clubbing witness weighed in, "It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself.

"While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird."

Brit's mom, Lynne, has flown from Louisiana to LA because she is worried about her daughter after the head shaving incident.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007
Another Fashion Disaster for Brooke Hogan
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Someone needs to hire poor Brooke Hogan a stylist, sooner rather than later. Here she is at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 launch party, looking hella fugly in some sort of milkmaid-gone-awry outfit. So soon after her Grammy's disaster where she designed her own dress that hugged in all the wrong places, and was a very bad shade of green. Brooke.....STOP!

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Tara Reid in Santa Barbara
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Tara Reid gets sloshed by the pool at Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara, CA.

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Tara Conner Looking Towards Broadway
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Star magazine reports that Miss USA, Tara Conner, has been secretly rehearsing for a role on Broadway. She is looking to play Roxy Hart in 'Chicago', and has been putting in lots of hours singing and dancing.

Insiders say that her singing isn't bad, her dancing needs some work, but she just plain can't act.

Looks like she will need to put in lots more hours if she thinks she will be seeing her name in lights anytime soon.

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Football Star and Ex Expecting Baby
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Following in the footsteps of fellow pro-footballer Matt Leinart, Tom Brady and his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan are expecting a baby.

The toothsome twosome broke up around Christmas time, after three years together, and Brady has been recently linked with model Gisele Bundchen. Now comes the baby news from Moynahan, who is reportedly 3 months along, and is "healthy and excited", according to Liz Smith who originally broke the news.

I hope Gisele can knit baby booties!

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Joss Stone's Ex Dishes on her New Look
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The UK mag News of the World must have all the famous gals exes on speed dial, and they must pay bank, because here's another one spilling the beans. Last week Britney's most recent ex dished sex secrets on her, this week it's Joss Stone's ex.

Her first love, Beau Dozier, has told the News of the World that Joss — who unveiled a sexy new look at the BRITs this week — saved all her passion for her music when they were an item.

"Our relationship was hardly sexual at all," he revealed. "Sex was never a big deal for Joss — it was like it wasn't on her radar.

"We were a proper couple who didn't have sex. We'd go to bed and just talk and hold hands."

In an exclusive interview Beau also painted a grim picture of 19-year-old Joss's life at the top, revealing how the Devon-born singer is:

*TORMENTED by loneliness when she's on tour, often crying herself to sleep.

*HAUNTED by regrets about her fame and longs to be just an ‘ordinary girl' from Devon again.

*OBSESSED with her career.

Beau, 27, dated Joss for two years before their split in November.

They met when he was working on her second album Mind, Body And Soul, with his father, Lamont Dozier — part of the Holland-Dozier-Holland Motown songwriting team who composed some of the Sixties' biggest hits.

Record producer Beau was dating another girl when Joss swept him off his feet. He said: "The girl I was seeing was the exact opposite of Joss.

"Joss was such a great girl, I was like ‘woo'. I forgot girls could be so cool.

"We started off as friends then fell into the dating thing later when she started touring. I soon ended it with my previous girl."

Loneliness played a big part in getting Beau and Joss together. He said: "We were both lonely. I was working so hard in LA and she was on the road.

"Neither of us really saw our friends, so when we had time off we'd be straight on the phone to each other. We'd keep each other company. We were something consistent for each other and she needed that.

"She's a girl and she needs to be held. She needs someone."

But what she didn't particularly need was sex.

Beau was amazed to hear Joss's new single Tell Me 'Bout It, in which she sings about being "addicted to her man" and begging him to "do it to her".

"Our romance just wasn't sexy," he said. "That must have come AFTER my relationship with her. We had a spiritual connection, but we were always surrounded by backing singers, or on a tour bus, so there was barely ever any time for sex."

But Beau's not bitter. He said: "I'd pick Joss ahead of any other girlfriend I've had, even though they were more sexual because the kind of love we shared was something that not many people experience.

"What we had was something deeper than ‘let's get freaky'. Just to hold her hand and listen to music with her was special."

Beau blames Joss's constant touring for tearing them apart.

He revealed: "Most of our romance ended up being on the phone. It was really hard on me. When you care for someone so much and they spend a lot of time away it hurts. It hurts a lot at first, then you kind of get used to it... but that's when things start going south."

Beau revealed Joss is paying a high price for her fame. At just 14 she was whisked off to Miami to record her first album and she has been working non-stop ever since.

She flits between her homes in Devon and New York and has very little time to hang out with friends.

"She doesn't have a life. Her whole life is her music," said Beau. "She has sacrificed so much and it's difficult for her.

"Life on tour is a lonely road and she suffers from loneliness a lot. She'll often be on her own in hotels crying herself to sleep. Success is everything to her."

She hates fame and the pressure it puts her under.

"She doesn't give a f*** about fame," said Beau. "I don't think she wants to be famous at all. She'd rather share her music with the world with nobody knowing who she was."

But Joss — who wowed crowds at the BRITs in a multi-coloured mini and wild new hairstyle — will never stop making music.

"She is so driven. She NEVER thinks her music is good enough," said Beau.

"She didn't feel her first two albums were good, even though they were amazing.

"She's a perfectionist. I don't think she'll ever be satisfied."

Beau described Joss as the ‘perfect' girlfriend and has fond memories of their time together."She'd stay at my place in LA, I'd hang out at her place in New York," he said.

"We'd sit at my place and listen to her iPod together. We loved going for movies and eating pizza. We loved being able to relax and laugh.

"And when she was away we would talk on the phone."

Loved-up Beau refuses to believe they are over for good.

He said: "She's an amazing person, totally selfless. She puts everybody before herself, and she's a great spirit.

"She made the sunshine come into my world and she brought the best out of me as a person.

"She's great to be around, so I say never say never on us getting back together." Until then, Beau will always be there for her.

"We still chat on the phone all the time. I'd jump on the next plane if she needed me."

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Janet Charlton Blind Item
This high powered music mogul is fabulously successful and lives in a grand manner. He has one of the most famous names in the business. Everyone wants to work with him because it's a ticket to success. He's always showing up at events with beautiful women on his arm and they're thrilled to be in his presence. No one seems to think about his sexuality. But in reality the love of his live is a cute young GUY who is not in the industry. Their relationship remains a secret because our mogul is still deep in the closet - for some reason he can't bear to reveal his real self.

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"Unsafe Ralph" on the Loose
Ralph Fiennes, who is embroiled in the Qantas mile-high scandal by allegedly having sex with a flight attendant in the loo, is being dubbed a hypocrite. He was on his way to India to give a lecture on the ills of having unsafe sex in the AIDS ravaged country, when he had unsafe sex himself.

Lisa Robertson, the flight attendant involved, at first denied the allegations, and now admits to the liaison, and says they did not use protection.

Robertson says, "He didn't' wear a condom. Looking back it was dangerous behaviour - and pretty hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about Aids. "But at the time I didn't care. As we were going at it he joked, 'Are you promiscuous.'"

I guess we can call him "Unsafe Ralph" now.

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Justin and Cameron Meet Up in Hollywood Bar
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Justin Timberlake and Cameron were reunited at the Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood Friday night. Witnesses told People.com that JT was there with director Martin Scorsese's group, and about 1am Cameron walked in, and the two stood and talked for a little while.

"They weren't kissing or holding hands or anything, but they were being very friendly," the observer adds.

After about 30 minutes the two left the bar together. According to the observer, Diaz was barely recognizable and very low key, with her hair pulled back, and acting very low-key.

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Salon Cashes in on Britney's Hair
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The salon where Britney Spears shaved her head Friday is cleaning up. Literally! The owner of the salon is auctioning off Brit's hair on Ebay, and says that the proceeds will probably go to charity. But they're not stopping there. Now they are charging $200 a pop to get the same shorn look that the Britster now sports. They are calling it the "Brit Buzz Special".

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Saturday, February 17, 2007
Thai Actress Reprimanded for Wearing Revealing Dress
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A Thai actress has lost her career, had to publicly apologize, and has to carry out community service. What did Chotiros Suriyawong do, you ask? Did she slap a public official? Was she a drug mule? Did she drive drunk?

None of the above. The pretty actress wore a much too revealing dress to her movie premiere. She says, "If I had known it would have been controversial, I wouldn't have done it."

The dress is said to have been inspired by Elizabeth Hurley's safety pinned Versace, and that dress catapulted Hurley to fame. Chotiros' dress has certainly done that, being the subject of innumerable chat rooms and newspapers worldwide.

The backlash for wearing the dress has gone beyond an apology and public service. Her production company has gone so far as to edit her role out of one of its upcoming film releases. “I don’t want my actresses to dress that way,” Somsak Techaratanaprasert, president of the Sahamongkol film production house, was quoted as saying by the Thai-language Khao Sod newspaper. “We are not a porn production house, and it goes against Thai culture.”

“I feel very guilty about what happened. I want to apologize,” said Chotiros, in a white button-down shirt and cardigan, her hair pulled back demurely into a loose bun. “I didn’t know it was going to be such a big deal.”

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Naomi Campbell Has an Impostor
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In more useless, Brit supermodel news, Naomi Campbell has an impostor, and she is gaining entry into exclusive events posing as Campbell. On Wednesday the doppelganger attempted to get into Oasis' BRIT Awards after show party, but was turned back at the door by bandmember Noel Gallagher.

Campbell is outraged, and is pleading with partygoers to track down the wannabe and expose her. "You gotta find the imposter for me. Who is she, who is she? I can't believe she's masquerading around town as me. "I wasn't even in London on Wednesday during the Brits as I was on a modelling shoot in Paris. It's not right."

It remains to be seen if the model double pelts anyone in the head with her cel phone.

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Kate Moss Has to Do Pee Test for Visa
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UK model Kate Moss will have to pass a drug test if she wants to obtain a US work visa. The model wants a visa in order to tour the US promoting her new perfume.

Moss was given the bad news after a visit to the US embassy in London this week, and left the premises looking dejected.

The embassy placed the stipulation on the 33 year old after photos of Moss taking cocaine surfaced in a British newspaper in 2005.

Hopefully she is smart enough to substitute anyone elses urine besides her druggie boyfriend Pete Doherty's.

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Britney Headed for Breakdown?
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US Weekly has the lowdown on what went down after Brit left rehab in Antigua, and flew back Stateside in coach. A hair-raising or (losing) day of fun, tattoos, and head-shaving commenced.

Amid conflicting reports of a 24-hour stint in rehab earlier in the week, Britney Spears returned to L.A. Friday on an American Airlines flight from Miami, surprising fellow passengers by sitting in the last row of coach class.

And within hours after landing, the peripatetic mother-of-two managed once again to shock onlookers. This time by shaving her head and getting two tattoos at a seedy parlor in L.A.'s San Fernando Valley.

Yes, friends: Shaved. Her. Head.

Usmagazine.com was there as Britney left her Malibu home Friday evening and paid a visit to a Tarzana salon for her brief stint in, uh, hair-hab.

A source at the salon says, "Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head." According to the source, when the hairdresser refused, "Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

But Britney's night of self-defiling had only just begun.

We were there again when at about 8:30 p.m. Britney arrived at Body & Soul Tattoo in Sherman Oaks.

Store employee Emily Wynne-Hughes tells Usmagazine.com that Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

Hughes adds, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out."

Hughes tells us Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80.

Britney was not an ideal subject, however. "She was a nightmare to deal with," says Hughes. "She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around."

At one point during Britney's one-hour visit, Hughes asked Britney why there was a pink stain on her fluffy white handbag and Britney said she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

Hughes, who was somewhere between appalled and concerned by what she saw, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"


Brit's reps could not be reached by US Weekly for comment.

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Friday, February 16, 2007
Anna Nicole Passed Out on the Set of Her Movie
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This week's issue of In Touch ran this photo that they say is Anna Nicole Smith passed out in her trailer on the set of her film 'Illegal Aliens'. According to the photo inset, the crew thought she was acting, but "When she didn't respond, we all panicked," a set insider said.

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The Tom Cruise Makeover
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Women involved with Tom Cruise inevitably get a "Tom Cruise Makeover". They start off as fresh faced, and cute, but nothing truly memorable. Then they marry Tommy, and BAM! Suddenly they are super-thin style icons, with glossy flat-ironed hair and couture clothing. Their features somehow becoming more streamlined and without lines. And yet, Cruise himself is somehow the victim of a "makeUNDER" at the same time. As his ugly duckling women become beautiful swans, Tom is losing his looks and gaining a paunch. Perhaps he should spend a little of that dough getting rid of the dough around his middle and on his face.
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Ryan Gosling Thinks He Corrupted Brit and Xtina
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Poor Ryan Gosling feels somehow responsible for the sexpots that fellow Mouseketeers Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears have turned into.

He told an interviewer that when they were all on The Mickey Mouse Club together, he led sex chat sessions during their behind the scenes off time, and worries that he may have inspired them to take their clothes off in later times.

"They (Mickey Mouse Club co-stars) would come and ask me questions about sex and I just told them what I heard... positions and stuff. All the mothers went to Disney (show executives) and told them I was corrupting their kids. I feel somewhat responsible for how sexual (Britney) is now. When I see her with a snake around her neck, I think, `Did I do that?'"

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Anne Heche and James Tupper Heat Up
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Anne Heche and her 'Men in Trees' co-star James Tupper are getting less and less shy about who sees them out and about getting cozy. They were spotted recently up in chilly Vancouver, BC dining out, and Heche was feeding Tupper oysters across the table.

"They were oblivious to the other diners around them," says a fellow diner. "James was sucking on Anne's fingers as she fed him." Then they started making out at their table, and din't care who saw them. The witness added, "They were playing tonsil hockey."

The witness, who of course declined to be identified, says that the restaurant must be one of Anne's favorites, as she has been seen dining there on several occasions before with her estranged husband.

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Ted C's Blind Item
Pansy Press is one screwed-up dude. Let's see. Where shall we begin? P2's colleagues are not fond of him, as he's wont to do things such as hit, berate and hit on his myriad acting buds. Yum, such an assortment of naughtiness from which to choose! Not!

But if you're wondering why Pansy is almost always—both in public and private—on the verge of committing (if not already going ahead with) an Isaiah Washington—i.e., totally inappropriate public behavior—well, there's a reason. Yep, one that Anna Nicole just might have identified with. See, whether it involves punching guts, pinching asses or pissing all over—verbally speaking, mind you—Pansy's shocked costars, there's a reason Mr. Press is so damn unpredictable. "He's on every drug you can imagine," sniffed one of his hard-partying amigos. "And I don't mean the nonrecreational kind." Hmmm. Can hardly say I'm surprised. Makes perf sense. Par-tick regarding the notion that I've always suspected: P.P., famous for his hetero ways, is really a fruit at (non-nine-to-five) heart. But then I always think that, don't I?

And it ain't Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, Sean Hayes

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Spice Girls to Reunite for Charity
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In the category of "The Who Gives a Crap" news, the Spice Girls have decided to reunite for a charity concert in London in the Fall. All five original Spices will be there: Posh, Baby, Scary, Ginger, and Sporty. Two of the girls are expecting a baby, so Fall was the soonest it could be put together.

The show will be followed by a national tour. No word yet if a USA tour is in the works. Poor Becks would be home all alone.

Excuse me, I have to go book an airline ticket for LA.....

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Witherspoon and Clooney?
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In Touch reports that Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney were spotted having dinner together at Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks in January. An insider told the magazine that it was just a business meeting to talk about the possibility of Reese starring in a film about George's aunt, Rosemary Clooney. BUT, one of Clooney's friends thinks that he might be interested in Reese as more than just an actress, especially now that she's single.

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The Italian Stallion Rocks a Mullet
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Just when you thought this 61 year old muscle man couldn't get any hotter, Sly Stallone goes and grows himself a mullet.

Yikes, and stand back ladies, 'cause I wanna get me some a that biz in the front, party in the back acSHUN.

The Italian Stallion was spotted at LAX, and somehow was not detained by the Fashion Police for questioning over this heinous assult on the eyes. And what's with the Bert 'n Ernie caterpillar eyebrow there?

Someone get this stud a stylist, stat!

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Doctor Who Prescribed Methadone To Anna Defends Himself
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Oh boy, oh boy, what a tangled web we weave.

The doctor who prescribed methadone for an 8 months pregnant Anna Nicole Smith, defends his actions by saying that giving her the drug was "medically sound and appropriate."

Huh?

Dr. Sandeep Kapoor's lawyer goes on to say that it's a-ok for pregnant women to take methadone, and by the way, who cares if he prescribed it to a pseudonym, because, well, she's a public figure and has a right to her privacy.

Prescribing to an alias happens to be illegal by the way.

Read the TMZ article here.

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Britney in Rehab?
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Extra online is reporting that Britney Spears has entered rehab, in an undisclosed location, after her drunken nightclub tour of New York during Fashion Week. The whirlwind included getting trashed most every night, trading clothes with a stripper, and allegedly puking in the back of her car.

We hope that the rumors are true, and Brit has checked into rehab. Hopefully she isn't doing it as a PR stunt, as so many other Hollywood types are told to do by their flacks in order to gain publicity points. You know who you are, Miss Hohan and Dr. Bigot.

Update: TMZ has learned that while Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out -- less than twenty-four hours later! The facility was Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua.

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Foxy Brown Arrested....Again!
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What is with these rappers that can't go five minutes without getting slapped in cuffs and hauled off to the pokey.

Foxy Brown was arrested yesterday, for the umpteenth time, and charged with battery and obstruction of justice.

According to the police Report, Brown threw hair glue at a beauty shop employee and later swatted an officer. Foxy was in the bathroom applying product to her hair when an employee told her the business was closed. She refused to leave the establishment. Brown then spat on the employee as he called 911, staining his shirt.

When a police officer approached, he tried to get the rapper to return to the store for questioning, but Foxy swatted his hand away and started swinging her arms in a struggle with the officer, who had to "use a takedown maneuver to gain control" of Brown, according to the report. Per the Broward County Sheriff's Office, Foxy was held on $1,500 bail on two offenses.


Ms. Brown, real name Inga Marchand, must have some sort of grudge against workers in the field of beauty, because last October she was sentenced to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two manicurists. She was ordered to stay away from the anger-inducing nail trade for five years.

The circumstances in her nail tech smackdown were similar to this case, in that she was told that the salon was closing before she was able to get her nails done, and she would have to leave.

Girl just likes to overstay her welcome!

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Posh in L.A. Thursday
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Posh Beckham channels her inner Flashdancer as she lunches at The Ivy yesterday.

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