Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Lane Garrison's Bad Day Just Keeps Getting Worse
Source: TMZ
Readers may recall that back in early December there was a fatal car wreck involving Lane Garrison, a 26 year old actor most recently seen on Fox's 'Prison Break', as "Tweener." Garrison was driving the car, and his passengers were two 15 year old girls and a 17 year old boy. The 17 year old, Vahagn Setian, did not survive the crash.

The three teenagers had met Garrison hours before the crash, and had invited him to a party. While at the party, several witnesses reported to police that Garrison did several shots of vodka in a short period of time. Now, more witnesses have come forward to testify they saw him snort lines of cocaine just before he got into the car and drove away with the three passengers. Blood tests revealed that he had twice the legal limit of alcohol in his system at the time of the crash.

The Beverly Hills Police Department has recommended to the city attorney's office that Garrison be charged with gross vehicular manslaughter, a charge that carries a maximum 10 year prison sentence. He could also be charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, or cocaine, or both. The DUI can be prosecuted as a felony since there was injury involved. Adding insult to injury, the cops are also recommending he be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

It looks like Lane Garrison might need his own set of buddies to stage a 'Prison Break.' Okay, that was a terrible joke. But I'm still laughing a little bit in my head.

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Teri Hatcher Cleans Out Sundance Swag Suites
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From: In Touch
Who made out the best with Sundance swag this year? The concensus is Teri Hatcher made out like a bandit, and so much free stuff that the private plane she flew home on was overloaded and had to dump a few passengers so it could take off.

Here's a rundown of her loot:

10 Mr. Men & Little Miss T's: $380
Alora Ambiance fragrance: $45
Le Mystere lingerie: $182
Earth Orbit boots: $139
10 pairs of 2(x)ist underwear: $240
Zissou & Spike apparel: $224
Lia Sopihia jewelry: $8,000
Orange Ever jacket: $500
Hanii Y jacket: $1,500
Thomas Wylde cashmere tank: $920
Karen Zambos dress: $360
Kai perfume oil: $50
Botkier Bianca purse: $595
Dermalogica products: $382
7 Lacoste stretch polos: $525
Kooba Natasha bag: $625
Robbie French belt: $250
8 bottles of Dermacia foundation: $384
Max Azria clothing: $2,350
2B Free clothing: $400
Girlie Designs tank tops: $150
Desert Essence products: $300
Macintosh laptop: $1,200
iMainGo iPod speakers: $69
Luxestar gift card: $5,000
Ya-Ya pants and sweater: $600
Zooey T-shirts: $200

Grand Total: $25,770

I want HER job!

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Tara Conner Will Not Pose for Playboy
Source: NY Daily News
Newly released rehab resident Miss USA, Tara Conner, has reportedly turned down $1 million to strip down for a Playboy cover. She and "The Donald" were in negotiations with the magazine, but decided not to go ahead with the deal. It would have been "Playboy-Lite", as Trump put it. Meaning that she would not have stripped fully, and the photo would have left much to the imagination.

A Playboy magazine source says that the magazine doesn't make offers nearly that big.

Sounds like there was a miscommunication somewhere?

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Who Forgot to Wax?
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Cameron Thinks She and JT are on a Break?
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In Touch reports in this week's issue that it looks like Justin told Cameron that their break up was a temporary thing. That's most likey what led to her blowing her top at the Golden Globes party when she saw him obviously with Jessica Biel. The article goes on to say that Cam had asked JT for a commitment after 4 years of dating, and he wasn't ready. She thought this was a couple of week thing, and then they would pick up where they left off.

Now it seems Justin is making up for lost time, and the sources describe him as "a kid in a candy store" with the ladies. He has been linked to several names since the break up, including Scarlett Johanssen, Jessica Biel, Alyssa Milano, and Sara Foster. "He loves the ladies, and the ladies love him.", the source says. I'll say!Sources told the mag that he had been flirting with other girls as far back as early December, but had remained faithful.

There are also a few who would like to get with JT, but he's not returning the love. Can you say Britney?

Well Cammie hasn't wasted any time picking up her own pieces. She has spent the last 2 weeks sunning and surfing with Kelly Slater, pro-surfer. She was this week spotted at the Beverly-Wilshire lunching with a Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike as well.

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Sharon Stone Talks Commando
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From In Touch
Sharon Stone sounds off on young Hollywood's recent penchant for pantyless crotch flashing:

"I was playing a part [in 'Basic Instinct], what's their excuse?"

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Love Refutes 'American Idol' Rumors
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Source: Tabloid Whore
Courtney Love wasted no time in responding to US Weekly's article saying that 'American Idol' producers had contacted her to guest on the judging panel. She says "This kerfuffle is NONSENSE." Yes, that's right, she said kerfuffle. Is that a word?

Anyway, here is the post from Love's website, hideous spelling included:

court said on 30 Jan 2007 at 7:47 pm
"This kerfuffle is NONSENSE, i said to a friend who obviously passed igt on the wrong way that it was awierdly brilliant PRANK CALL, if it was NOT a prank call i woul dnever ever do that, ive never watche dthat show except once with my daughter i went to the final night, I couldnt even get ON that show nor would i wantt o and no offense to anyone who has been on that show and wantsto be on that show- i have no interest at this point in my life, im interested in putting this record out- doing films and doiung rock shows this summer and being on the road, and thats what i shall do. US misrepresented and misquoted me and nothing i said was ever meant for any publication. I didnt kn ow it wa sgoing to be a big deal but then again ive been very busy and id ont exactly pay attention to pop culture and id ont read tabloids and idont have a google alert i find lofe fAr easier without those things, good reviews are great biut baqd ones suck and its best to nopt read them at all, i like how Ben Kingsley hasnt readhis own press in 2w0 some years, and i aspire to that- last time i read my press was a Brit piece that had me in bed for three dayus and is wor eoff reading my own press after that, of ocuerse i needmy publicist to tell me who to speak to and who nit to but my days of speaking directly to editors etc are behind me- i was followed by paparazzi all day today and have had to get armed security for the evening so we can have some privacy die to that dumb piece wich is ourt of prder an dout of context its TOTALLY RANDOM."

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Uma Thurman Might Quit Acting
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Source: PR Inside
Uma Thurman, star of 'Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2', is thinking about quitting the acting game and becoming a stay at home mom. However she has no plans to marry any time soon to her beau Andre Balasz.

Thurman has two kids by ex-hubby, Ethan Hawke.

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Witherspoon out, Beckinsale in for 'Whiteout'
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Source: Moviehole
A couple of years ago there was a bit of buzz about Reese Witherspoon being attached to a script called 'Whiteout'. The story is about the first ever murder taking place in Antarctica, and US Marshal Carrie Stetko has to find the murderer before the sun sets, or she will be trapped with him (or her) in the darkness for six months.

Now the movie is set to get going, however Reese's name is no longer on it. Now it's set to star Kate Beckinsale, who I think will be a little more convincing as a US Marshal.

Nothing against Reese, but she is a bit better in fluffier roles. I guess that is what they call being typecast.

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D-List Actress Chosen to Play Mrs. Smith
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Source: Moviehole
There has been lots of talk in the biz about who could possibly fill Angelina Jolie's shoes in the small screen version of 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith', and it seems they have found someone. Casting director Joseph Middleton has tapped Jordana Brewster, who has had a lackluster career thus far in such forgettable flicks as 'The Faculty', 'The Fast and the Furious', 'Annapolis', and 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning'.

In my opinion, I don't think she has the oozing sexuality that Angie has in order to pull off this kind of role. She doesn't have that kind of charisma.

It remains to be seen who will take Brad Pitt's place as Mr. Smith. Hopefully they will find someone with a bit more oomph than Brewster.

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Eddie Murphy's a Hot Mess
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Eddie Murphy makes for quite the hot piece in his upcoming film 'Norbit'.

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Possible Baby Shower Sponsors
As most of us know, Tori Spelling is pregnant. What is news is that her baby shower is going to be sponsored by Tupperware.

Is this the start of a new trend in Hollywood? Are expecting stars going to shop their baby bump around to the highest bidder for swag and publicity? If this is truly the wave of the future, let's take a little poll on who you all think would sponsor some fictitious baby showers.

Let's start with:

If Britney Spears were pregnant, then McDonald's and Underoos could co-sponsor the shower.

If Naomi Campbell were pregnant, then T-Mobile could sponsor the shower.

If Paula Abdul were pregnant, then AA could sponsor the shower.

Okay readers, you get the idea, and now it's your turn! Leave your ideas in the comments section.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:23 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
No Sex for Sienna!
TMZ reports sources have told them that Sienna is not sexually involved with Sean "P.Diddy" Combs, and she did not, in fact, have sex with Hayden Christensen during filming of the 'Factory Girl' sex scene.

Whew! This girl is working overtime trying to dodge the gossip bullets!

Rumors have been flying since photogs caught Diddy and Miller ducking into her hotel after a night of partying, and rumors have also surfaced that the sex scene in her film was a little "too real."

Her reps say that she is such a great actress that the scene just shows how convincing she can be. They go on to say that she and the new daddy are just good friends.

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Is Brangelina's New House Haunted?
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From: Star magazine
The New Orleans home Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie purchased, a.k.a. 521 Governor Nichols mansion, was once Cosimo Matassas' recording studio in the 1950s.

According to Sydney Smith, the owner of Haunted History Tours New Orleans, "Brad and Angelina's house in New Orleans used to be the site of Cosimo Matassas recording studio in the 1950s', it was a big time studio all the musical greats of the time recorded there — Fats Domino, Little Richard, Professor Longhair, Allan Toussaint and a bunch others. It was as popular as Beale street in Memphis. The house is rumored to be haunted by the spirit of Professor Longhair."

I'm thinking all she has to do is give that ghost one of her icy glares, and he'll be tucking tail and yelping all the way back to ghostdom.

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Sienna Gets a Mouthful of Monkey Tongue
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Source: Star Pulse
Since apparently Sienna Miller has exhausted the supply of Hollywood men looking to score with a starlet, Sienna has moved on to another species: monkeys.

Okay, not really, but she did accidentally make out with a chimp on a photo shoot, and got herself a mouthful of French kissing monkey tongue. Good for the monkey! I say get some when you can!

Miller was posing with the chimp for an upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, and she tried to coax him into giving her a little monkey lovin' kiss on the lips.

She said: "To make the monkey respond, you're meant to blow at its mouth so it'll kiss you. But it stuck its tongue out! So, I sort of made out with a monkey!"

She goes on to tell how the monkey later was so excited it urinated on her back.

Do I see a nasty little Kim Kardashian sex tape scandal in Sienna's future?

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Posh is a Big Hypocrite, but We Knew That!
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Source: Star Pulse
Victoria Beckham is launching her new denim clothing line, and insists that it will only be promoted and shown by curvier models. She has banned size 0 models from walking her catwalk, though she is about a size 00, or smaller, herself.

A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don't have to be ultra skinny to look good. Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies."

This coming from the woman who allegedly eats half a handful of almonds every other month.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:04 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Kristin Veitch's Blind Item
From Kristin Veitch @ E!Online
The Head and the Dead:
Head Honcho is a big-time producer. Dead Debbie is a well-regarded actress. On Head's show, which we have talked about in this column, the death of Debbie's character was an emotional high point for the series. But what I didn't know was Deb's character wasn't killed off to serve the story. She was offed because she and the Head had something in common: They can't stand each other.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
This Week's Really Bad Celeb Fashion
Photos: In Case You Didn't Know

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Mena Suvari w/ coat
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Mena Suvari w/out coat
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Christina Aguilera
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Eva Mendes
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Jennifer Garner
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Sienna Miller
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Sometimes celebs just take a wrong turn in their closet when getting ready to go out. Other times they put their make-up on in the dark (Xtina??). This week we see all these girls, who normally look pretty well put together, illustrate "When Bad Fashion Happens to Good People."
 
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Katie Rees Gets a New Crown
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Source: The Hot Report
De-throned Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, wears the only crown she will ever get close to again, when she was bestowed the title of Miss JET Las Vegas on Monday night.

Rees was stripped of her Miss Nevada title after some very raunchy photos of her surfaced on the internet. She is now ensconced in Las Vegas as the face for nightclubbing and partying, and is in talks to appear in Playboy.

Oh who isn't?! Well, Kelly Osbourne, I guess.

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Courtney Love Next American Idol Trainwreck?
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According to US Weekly, Courtney Love has confirmed that she has received a call from producers of American Idol asking if she would like to sit in at the judging table. Idol has a standing tradition of having guest judges sit in occasionally, the most recent being Jewel and Carol Bayer Sager.

Love declined to reveal any more details, but a source tells US that Idol is actually fishing for a replacement for Paula Abdul, and Love is under consideration.

What the hell?? Sure Paula has been a bit out of it lately, but why on earth would you replace her with someone who could just as easily show up to work with a needle stuck in her arm, if she shows up at all? On top of that, I'm not exactly sure that her new "surgically enhanced" face is camera friendly enough.

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Brandy Target of $50 million Lawsuit
I thought this might be coming, and in yesterday's Brandy posting I wrote that I thought it was a possibility the family of the deceased motorist might sue for wrongful death. Now it appears they are going ahead with a $50 million suit against the singer, according to TMZ. Lawyers for the family of the deceased claim, "Defendant Brandy Norwood was driving recklessly in the freeway when her car collided with Awatif Aboudihaj's car."

Charges from the Los Angeles County Attorney's office are still being considered and reviewed.

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Custody Settled for Britney's Kids
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According to the current issue of Life & Style, the custody issue of Britney and K-Feds kids has been decided. Despite all her cooch flashing, wild partying, barfing in cars, passing out in nightclubs, and merry-go-round of men, Britney has won full physical custoday of Sean Preston and Jayden James Spears-Federline.

K-Fed's bid to get $50 mil out of the deal was a no go, and he is having to settle for half of the sale of their Malibu mansion, worth $13.5 million, $500,000 cash, and the bling jewelry he collected during their marriage. In accordance with their iron-clad pre-nup, Fed_ex also has to return to Brit any gifts she gave him worth over 10 grand, should she ask for their return. Bye bye, $225,000 Ferrari!

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Tyra Banks: Publicity Hound or Put Upon?
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Source: Contact Music
Tyra Banks, retired model/talk show host/reality show maven, is currently riding the wave of free publicity generated by some magazines calling her fat recently. She is on this week's cover of People magazine, and currently making the rounds to anyone who will put her on the air to talk about herself a little more.

Most recently Banks was seen on Larry King talking about how she once considered having breast reduction surgery, but decided against it in case the procedure left her with some scars. She goes on to say that her breasts were much larger than what was considered the norm for the modeling industry at the time, and she was forced to tape them down in many instances. She was also jealous of the mallrats that ran around in tanktops with no bra, because they didn't need one.

Tyra has also been a target in the past for people who accused her of having had breast augmentation, and has gone so far to disprove her naysayers by having x-rays done and a doctor examine her breasts live on her talkshow.

I hate to see what any other criticism of Banks could bring our way. I hope no one ever accuses her of being a tranny! We could be treated to a public viewing of her cooch on national TV to prove us wrong!

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'Police' to Open Grammy's
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Source: Contact Music
The Police, with Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers, are reuniting in time to open at the Grammy Awards. The band last performed together four years ago, but has never officially disbanded. All three members have pursued successful solo careers, marked with many awards for each.

The band joins a list of great performers also taking the Grammy stage, including Christina Aguilera, Beyoncé, Mary J Blige, John Legend and Gnarls Barkley.

The Police are coming up on their 30'th anniversary together, since they were formed in the UK back in the 1980's.

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Cameron's Hawaiian Adventure Goes On....and On
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Cameron Diaz begins week two of her Hawaiian getaway, once again making sure the photogs catch her happy-go-lucky smile.

"I'm happy, and JT is the last last LAST thing on my mind, 'cause I'm smiling, dammit!"

Okay, I made that last part up, but that's what I think.

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Paris & Nicole Catch Up
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Photo: PacificCoastNews Via People.com

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie leave Mr. Chow's after dinner together last night. I LOVE Nicole's cute dress! And Paris is unusually under-wraps and demure in jeans and sweater.

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Paris Hilton Wants to Change her Image
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Source: New York Daily News
After the debacle that was parisexposed.com, Paris Hilton's friend, designer Tara Subkoff, suggested to the professional airhead that she use her name to do good. Paris apparently thought that was a bang-up plan, and is now shopping around looking for a good cause to support.

I could suggest one: Actresses Without Panties. She could donate money to make sure that each and every starlet and pop-tart that appears in public has access to a myriad assortment of undies, and then wears them.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:50 AM | Permalink | 1 comments
Jamie-Lynn Sigler's Man's a Hound Dog
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Janet Charlton reported today on Jamie-Lynn Sigler's man, Scott Sartiano, and how he majorly dissed her at Sundance.

According to Charlton's Sundance spy, the two were leaving the 'American Eagle' party when Sartiano spotted a knock out busty blonde on her way inside. The source described her as an Eva Mendes double. He stopped dead to ogle the woman, and Jamie-Lynn tried to pull him to the door. He said "Let's stay a while.", and refused to move. The two caused quite a scene, as Jamie-Lynn got more and more pissed, and she finally managed to drag his sorry ass out of there. Unfortunately not before she was publicly embarassed in front of a whloe lot of people.

Sartiano is a New York nightclub boss, and has been previously linked to both Ashley Olsen and Lindsay Lohan. We think Jamie-Lynn can do better.

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Bam Margera's 'Unholy Union'
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Source: Star Pulse
The former 'Jackass', Bam Margera, is joining the ranks of celebs wed on TV, tonight on MTV in 'Bam's Unholy Union'. He is marrying Missy Rothstein, who he describes as "a Pennsylvania girl who has no desire to be an actor." He thinks that that may be the difference between his marriage and so many others that have gone the Hollywood route, and ended in divorce.

He tells the New York Daily News, "When a celebrity and another celebrity try to make it work, it usually winds up in a divorce because they're too busy doing their own thing.

"Not to mention their 'thing' consists of frenching other people in movies. I don't care if you're an actor, people get jealous."

Hopefully the Margera's won't fall victim to "the reality show curse," which many believe was the cause of failed unions such as Nick and Jessica, Travis and Shanna, all of 'The Bachelor' couples, and Dave and Carmen, just to name a few.

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Malibu Exodus: Star's Homes For Sale
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Source: Star Pulse
After Suzanne Somers' Malibu home burned down recently, some stars are voicing concerns that the same thing could happen to them. Courteney Cox and David Arquette recently spoke of their fears, and then put their sprawling Malibu mansion up for grabs for a mere $33.5 million. They stand to make close to $20 million if successful in unloading the 4 bedroom house, that comes with it's own beach.

Britney Spears has also put her Malibu home up for sale, but her reasoning is a little bit more mundane: divorce.

You can live in Brit's old digs for a paltry $13.5 mil. Bids anyone?

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Brit's Boy Toy Buys Her What She Really Needs
Source: MSNBC.com
Britney's man-of-the-moment, model Isaac Cohen, was spotted at La Bra buying a Valentine's Day present for his gal. What makes this so special is that he knows what she really needs; he was purchasing undies. Seven whole pairs of them!

For the girl who has everything, Isaac figured out the one thing she could really use, perhaps because she just didn't own enough undies, hence the cooch flashing incidents. He bought her one pair for each day of the week, so Brit has no more excuses if she's caught "bein' breezy."

Good job, Isaac!

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Wahlberg and Johannson are NOT a Couple
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Imagine my surprise when I clicked to Planet Gossip last night, and there is Marc Malkin screaming to the Heavens that Wahlberg and Johannson ARE NOT a couple. What?

Have I been sleeping? Too busy looking at naked Harry Potter pictures? Slow on the uptake?

Apparently a couple of picturs of Scarlett and Marky Mark surfaced over the weekend (which I missed) of the two of them doing lunch. Johansson's rep burned up the phone wires to get the word out that "It's just business!" "A meeting for a potential project."

Phew! My life can go on now.

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Tara Conner Wears a Cute Little Leash
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Source: Page Six
Conflicting stories surround the newly rehab released Miss USA, Tara Conner, over whether or not she has had her proverbial post-rehab leash shortened by The Donald. Conner has been moved out of her Trump Tower digs, and is now in a larger apartment further uptown, but she shares it with a chaperone who accompanies her everywhere.

"She is not allowed to go to clubs anymore," dished a super-in-the-know spy, "and she has a lot of new rules for going out." A spokesperson for Miss USA said, "Plans to move to a bigger apartment with a chaperone have been in the works for months, and Tara is free to go wherever she wants."

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Monday, January 29, 2007
Harry Potter's Naked
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Daniel Radcliffe, best known as Harry Potter, is taking is clothes off for the British West End theater production of 'Equus'. Pictured above are promotional stills that feature Radcliffe with his co-star Joanna Christie, and one with a horse.

Producer David Pugh says of Daniel:

"There was no hesitancy about taking off his clothes.

He has a confidence in his own appearance. With the performances that I've witnessed, when that boy takes his shirt off, Harry Potter has flown out of Hogwarts for good."

Peter Shaffer was inspired to write this play when he heard of a crime involving a teenage boy's apparently senseless injury to horses. He then set out to construct a fictional account of what might have caused the incident, without knowing any of the details of the crime. The play is posited as a kind of postmodern detective story.

The boy, who worked part-time in the stables where the attack occurred, would take a certain horse out for occasional night rides. Those jaunts functioned as the set piece for an elaborate ritual of exaltation constructed by his anguished psyche.


Is it wrong to be oddly turned on by the photos of this kid we all watched grow from pre-pubescence? I feel like I need a shower.

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Demi's Healthy Outlook on Being Thin in Hollywood
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Source: USA Today
Demi Moore looked radiant, young, and, yes, very thin on the red carpet at the SAG Awards last night. In this month's Vanity Fair, she says "Thinness can't buy you happiness.", an attitude she has instilled in her three teenage daughters. She goes on to say that the three girls have very different body types, ranging from long and lean to voluptuous and busty. "I just try to encourage them to find the beauty in who they are and what they have, as opposed to focusing on what they're not." Moore says.

If Moore teaches them one thing, she wants it to be: "I want them to know that being thin does not equate to happiness."

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K-Fed's Got a New Career?
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Source: Star magazine

Nationwide Insurance is singing the praises of Kevin Federline after shooting the Superbowl spot for the "Life Comes at you Fast" series. Reps for Nationwide say K-Fed acted "like a real pro" during the filming, and came across as funny and sexy.

They went on to say that as a result of this commercial, America hopefully will see the ex-Mr. Spears in a whole new light, and "Maybe it will also lead to a renewed interest in K-Fed's rap career. If not, it could open new doors. According to Nationwide's Steven Schreibman, "He was really great with the fry machine!"

Click here to see K-Fed's commercial debut.

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John & Jess are Going to the Prom!...er...Grammy's!
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According to Star magazine, Jessica Simpson is officially going to be John Mayer's date for the Grammy's on February 11th.

Do you think he pinned her and they're really going steady now too?

Blech!!

Since when does who's going with whom to the Grammy's, or to ANY awards show for that matter, get announced? And why does anyone care? I watch the shows for the clothes and pretty people, who won and who lost. Not who the hell they got out of the car with.

Yes, I am a Gossip Junkie, but I guess one must draw a line in the sand somewhere.

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Birkhead Speaks Out About Anna Nicole
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Source: Contact Music

Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend, paparrazo Larry Birkhead, is going public with some very intimate details about their personal life together. Specifically, he is talking about his past efforts to separate her form her lawyer/"spiritual partner"/maybe baby daddy, Howard K. Stern. According to Birkhead, he had to persuade Anna Nicole to lock Stern out of the house because he would walk in interrupting sex between the two.

Birkhead explains, "Most of the time that I was in the home with her, when we lived together, we would have to basically lock doors to the bedroom. "He (Stern) would try to come in and she'd have to tell him at certain points to call before he came back."

Birkhead also accuses Stern of trying to emotionally blackmail Smith into dumping the photographer. He adds, "One time in particular, while she was pregnant, I had to basically rescue her at a hotel because Howard gave her so much grief about me being the father and saying that he was never going to accept me. He told her to make a choice - him or me. She called me crying hysterically, and she drove herself barefoot to a hotel down the street and I had to basically help her."

Smith and Birkhead are currently locked in a pending court battle to determine paternity to her baby girl, DannieLynn. Stern claimed paternity on the birth certificate, and he and Smith were joined in a non-legally binding marriage ceremony in the Bahamas. The ceremony took place scant days after the body of Smith's son, Daniel, was found in her hospital room after she gave birth to his half-sister.

As well as the ongoing paternity battle, the Bahamian police are conducting an inquest into the cause of death, and investigating what role Stern may have had in it. There are possible allegations, and a witness will testify, that Stern may have given Daniel methadone and then tried to flush the remainder down the toilet.

There was a lethal combination of three drugs in the 20 year old's system, including multiple antidepressants and methadone.

Sounds like a bad year for all involved, and a worse one for Howard if they pin something on him in relation to Daniel's death. He can also face charges for fraud if it's proven that he knowingly signed his name to the birth certificate without being the father. Yikes!

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Rachel McAdams to Take Over Holmes 'Batman' Role?
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Source: Contact Music
It seems that the adorable Rachel McAdams is number one on the list to take over the role of Rachel Dawes, opposite Christian Bale in 'The Dark Knight. According to insider website batman-on-film.com, McAdams is in negotiations to join the all-star cast, which so far includes Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman, Bale, Gary Oldman, And Michael Caine.

Factoid: Rachel co-starred with Cillian Murphy in 'Red Eye', and Murphy was the arch-villain in 'Batman Begins.'

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Whorebag Sienna Strikes Again
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For someone who complains that she isn't taken seriously as an actress, and doesn't like that she became famous as a bed-hopping whorebag, Sienna Miller really has alot to learn about keeping it on the down-low.

After getting caught getting cozy with P. Diddy at Tao in Sundance, yesterday morning TMZ cameras caught Sienna being dropped off at her NYC hotel by none other than Diddy himself. They were rumored to have been out partying all night, which, in my opinion, is a little shady for the daddy of brand new twin babies.

When Diddy spotted the cameras across the street, a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer and asked him to delete the footage. Obviously no dice.

I wonder what Kim Porter thinks about all the new rumors swirling around her baby(ies) daddy?

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Brandy Should Be Prosecuted
Photo from Brandy's crash

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TMZ reports that the California Highway Patrol is recommending that R & B singer Brandy be prosecuted for her role in the December 2006 traffic accident that resulted in the death of the driver of another car.

The charges recommended by CHP would be misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, as a result of Brandy's negligence, which is different than gross negligence. If found guilty she could face a possible sentence of one year in jail and a $1000 fine.

The case is being turned over to the Los Angeles city attorney's office for review.

Sidenote: If the family of the victim is inclined to file a civil suit for wrongful death against Brandy, it could conceivably result in a major monetary judgement, if she were to be found guilty.

Photos from the accident scene are available at TMZ.

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Katie Can't Find Work
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A UK paper, The Daily Mail, says that the Bride of Cruisenstein is having a bit of trouble getting her acting career back on track since getting married and birthing the "Spawn of Thetan."

Hubby's outspoken views, couch-jumping antics, habits of alienating power-players in Hollywood, and her own recent conversion to Scientology really aren't helping her cause.

Holmes has asked her agent to re-launch her career, but "Studios may be gun-shy of her new status as a tabloid fixture," one movie insider told the Wall Street Journal yesterday. "And her expectations may be raised as the new Mrs. Cruise. Stars of much bigger stature, including Meg Ryan and Demi Moore, have found it tough to regain their momentum after taking time off."

Case in point, Katie is not appearing in the sequel to 'Batman Begins', in spite of having a role in the first film, and is taking just under a $2 million pay cut to co-star in a comedy caper with Queen Latifah instead.

Reps for Holmes cite scheduling conflicts as the reason for bowing out of 'The Dark Knight', but other rumors abound that she was not asked to return. The Cruises' beliefs are deemed a potential box-office liability, and could ultimately hurt the bottom line of the profits.

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Brit's Too 'Toxic' for Justin
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TMZ reports that Britney has been a busy bee doing a few things lately. Number one is hitting the recording studio, which is a good thing. Two is hitting the Mickey D's drive-through, which is a not-so-good thing. Three is hitting the phone lines trying to reach Justin Timberlake. What??

Sources tell TMZ that Britney has been trying to phone former flame JT, but he's not taking her calls -- and, as TMZ recently reported, JT isn't keen on any love rematch. We're also told that when JT's ex, Cameron Diaz, got wind of the calls, she didn't like it one bit -- and has tried to get through to Britney's people to ask her to stop calling her old boy.

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'Epic' Weekend at the Box Office
From USA Today

Weekend of January 26-28, 2007:
1) 'Epic Movie' $19.2 million
2) 'Smokin' Aces' $14.262 million
3) 'Night At The Museum' $9.45 million
4) 'Catch And Release' $8 million
5) 'Stomp The Yard' $7.8 million
6) 'Dreamgirls' $6.6 million
7) 'Pursuit of Happyness' $5 million
8) 'Pan's Labyrinth' $4.5 million
9) 'The Queen' $4 million
10) 'The Hitcher' $3.6 million
 
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Former Miss Brazil is Missing
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From FOX News
Police said this weekend they weren't discarding the possibility that human trafficking played a role in the disappearance of a former Miss Brazil who hasn't contacted her family since September.

Taiza Thomsen, 24, represented Brazil at the 2003 Miss Universe pageant in Panama. The last time she spoke to her parents, she said she was in London.

"At this moment we can't rule out anything, not even the possibility she was a victim of human trafficking," police investigator Marcos David Salem told Brazilian TV.

Police began investigating the case Friday, after Thomsen's family reported her missing the previous day. Police said they had no leads.

Thomsen's family has said that in some of their conversations before she went missing, she left them with the feeling that she was being threatened. The family did not elaborate.

According to some of her friends, Thomsen had worked briefly in Belgium and there was a possibility she was still there, media reported.

A friend said Saturday that she talked to Thomsen over the phone about three months ago, Brazil's RBS TV reported. The friend, who was not identified, said Thomsen was planning to marry a Polish man she met in England. The friend also said Thomsen was not talking to her parents because she fought with them, RBS said.

Following her time as Miss Brazil, Thomsen moved to Sao Paulo in 2005 from her hometown of Joinville, 250 miles south of Sao Paulo. She said at the time she would work as a model.

A journalism student with bright blue eyes and long dark hair, Thomsen inherited the title of Miss Brazil in 2002 when titleholder Joseane Oliveira acknowledged being married and was stripped of her crown.

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Bass & Lehmkuhl Split Again. Done. Finito. Gone?
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Milking every last drop, every last iota, and every last millisecond of press that they could possibly get (yes I know, I'm not helping matters by posting this), People reports that former boy-bander Lance Bass and former reality TV personality Reichen Lehmkuhl have called it quits. Again.

The relationship embattled twosome have broken up and gotten back together more times than Brit's flashed her cooch at the world, but this time it seems to be the end. Bass confirmed to People in an exclusive interview that he and Lehmkuhl had "called it quits last week." And adds "But we're really good friends. Nothing bad at all – nothing bad at all to say."

I predict that this break-up will last until one of them craves a little media attention, or has some random project happening, like a book or a trip to the moon.

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I'm a Star! I Shouldn't Have to Pay for Stuff!
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Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports that after Eva Longoria did a personal appearance for Herrod's of London, the department store sent her a $19,000 bill for the "little bit of shopping" she did while there. Unfortunately for Eva, the star assumed that the clothing and accessories she picked up were part of the perks. The store had other ideas, saying that she could pay for the stuff herself out of the $100,000 they paid her for showing up.

Eva sucked it up and paid the bill, but was not amused.

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Murphy to Scary Spice: Screw You, and London Too
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TMZ reports that Eddie Murphy skipped the London premiere of 'Dreamgirls' because he not only didn't want to run into pregnant ex Melanie Brown, but he was scared of her rabid British fans. Murphy's reps say he just had scheduling conflicts with the publicity for his new film 'Norbit'.

I'd be scared too after the public, and not so subtle, way he dumped her live on a Dutch talkshow, and at the same time denied he is the father of her unborn child.

Smooth moves, Eddie. You've got a way with the ladies, dude.

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Storch Alone on His Birthday?
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Awww. There's always two sides, at least, to every story, and never do the reps stories match up to the rest. So it's no surprise here when sources told Page Six that Scott Storch was upset when none of his invited famous ladyfriends made it to the birthday bash he threw for himself last month in Miami. He was expecting names like Paris, Lindsay, and Britney, but none of them showed. I guess the embattled girls were a bit busy dealing with their own issues to bother kickin' it withe music producer on his big day. Even Kelly Rowland, who was supposed to sing 'Happy Birthday', was a no-show.

Of course, reps for Storch say he wasn't upset -- he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl jumping out of a cake.

Sounds like a sausage-fest to me. Good times!

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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Ted C's Scuttlebutt on 'Men In Trees'
Excerpt from The Awful Truth:

I'm so terribly sad about 'Men in Trees' Anne Heche leaving her darling Coley Laffoon, aren't you? But just to cheer everybody up: Thought it was important for you all to know that while Anne isn't commenting publicly on the fact that she may, or may not, have substituted Coley for her 'MIT' costar James Tupper (a hubba-muffin, far more so than Mr. L, must say), privately, it's all folks on the Men set are talking about. That, and the fact that Coley-doll is doing his best—or so I'm whispered to—to take care of James' ex, Kate Mayfield.

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2007 SAG Award Winners
From: E! Online

Here's a complete look at the winners from the 13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards:

FILM

Cast in a Motion Picture:
Little Miss Sunshine
Male Actor in a Leading Role:
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Female Actor in a Leading Role:
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Male Actor in a Supporting Role:
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Female Actor in a Supporting Role:
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

TELEVISION

Ensemble in a Drama Series:
Grey's Anatomy
Ensemble in a Comedy Series:
The Office
Male Actor in a Drama Series:
Hugh Laurie, House
Female Actor in a Drama Series:
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy
Male Actor in a Comedy Series:
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Female Actor in a Comedy Series:
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Male Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries:
Jeremy Irons, Elizabeth I
Female Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries:
Helen Mirren, Elizabeth I

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SAG Awards: Red Carpet Arrivals
Photos: The Envelope/L.A. Times
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Abigail Breslin

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Brenda Strong

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Ellen Pompeo

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Claire Forlani & Dougray Scott

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Katherine Heigl

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Helen Hunt

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Jennifer Hudson

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Sara Ramirez

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Rebecca Gayheart & Eric Dane

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Jada Pinkett-Smith & Will Smith

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Rachel McAdams

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Jenna Fischer

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John Krasinski

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Mary Louise Parker

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Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams

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Anika Noni Rose

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Helen Mirren & Taylor Hackford

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Mariska Hargitay

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Patrick Dempsey

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Kate Walsh

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Reese Witherspoon

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Sandra Oh

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Eva Longoria & Tony Parker

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Jaime Pressly

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Jamie Foxx, Forest Whitaker, Will Smith

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Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore

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America Ferrera

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Kyra Sedgwick & Kevin Bacon

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Leonardo diCaprio

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Cate Blanchett

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Teri Hatcher

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Vanessa Williams

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Chandra Wilson

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I Know Where Those Fingers Have Been!!
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Well for me, there's pretty much no doubt about it anymore. Clay Aiken seems to be as queer as a $3 bill, and Perez Hilton thinks he has the proof on his site.

Apparently Aiken logged onto a gay internet site called "manhunt", had an email exchange with a North Carolina man, and then proceeded to get on Yahoo! Messenger with him. He provided him with photos, a live webcam feed, and proof of his identity. Perez has the webcam pics of him holding up a certain amount of fingers for the NC guy to prove it was a live feed. He also has the emails and IM exchanges between the two.

To read the entire article, click here, and scroll down the page a bit.

Yikes! Now there's no doubt in my mind where Clay's fingers have been!

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Kiki Keeps us Guessing
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Kirsten Dunst has been man-hopping like crazy the past two weeks, and it's getting increasingly difficult to guess with whom she'll show up next.

This weekend she was spotted for a second time with Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, who is also Drew Barrymore's very recent ex. Sources told Perez Hilton the couple were seen having a late lunch at restaurant Fred 62 in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Previously this week she was seen doing the walk of shame leaving Adrien Grenier's house, and before that she had been linked to Adam Brody.

Stay tuned for more of 'As The Kiki Turns (Tricks)....' Just kidding.

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Hollywood Hotties: 2037 AD
Maxim Magazine UK published these very realistic pictures of what some of our hottest celebs will look like in 30 years. Click here to see more.

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Paula Cleans Up Her Act
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Paula Abdul cleans herself up rather nicely while attending The Nevada Ballet Honors in Las Vegas.

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Angelina Jolie's Mom Dies
Source: D-Listed

Angelina Jolie issued a statement today that her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, lost her 7 1/2 year battle with cancer and passed away yesterday. She died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, and in attendance were Jolie, Brad Pitt, and James Haven, Jolie's brother.

Bertrand was married to Angelina's father, Oscar winner Jon Voight, before divorcing him and raising the two children on her own.

A private funeral is planned.

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Katie Fugmes
Here's a too funny photo commentary on the Posh/Katie Holmes pairing, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself
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GIORGIO ARMANI: Boo! It's me! HELLO!

POSH: God, I'm fabulous.

KAT(I)E: Hi Karl! Hi! It's me! Mrs. Cruise!

GIORGIO: KARL? I am not Karl Lagerfeld, runt. What kind of IDIOT would think I am Karl Lagerfeld?

KAT(I)E: Oh, wow. I'm sorry. It's just that you're both so... tan. Ha ha ha... ha.

GIORGIO: Quiet, Scientology Spice. Can you not see that I'm trying to start a conga line with the Queen of America?

POSH: That's f'ing right, darling. Thanks to the football deal for David, we're even MORE filthy, stinking rich.

KAT(I)E: That's great, ha ha! I'm so happy to be here! Kar... er, Giorgio, I just wanted to know...

GIORGIO: BUY A COUNTRY, you delicious pleated diva!

POSH: Too right I will.

GIORGIO: Take the Maldives. No one knows who owns those anyway! Make it Isla Victoria!

KAT(I)E: I think the Maldives...

GIORGIO: LIKE I SAID. Nobody knows.

POSH: I wonder if America will let me have Hawaii. It's closer. I'll pay cash.

GIORGIO: I will make you leis. FABULOUS leis of GLORY. With FEATHERS, just like mama used to make.

POSH: Damn, babes, you're WAY more fun than Karl Lagerfeld. All he does is scowl and glove-slap people. F'ing awkward sometimes if you ask me.

KAT(I)E: Sir, Mr. Armani, if I could just ask you about this dress...

GIORGIO: Or you could buy A SITCOM. We could be in one of those lively half-hour comedy shows! Where we live together and work in a pizza parlor that is also a tanning salon, and have strange neighbors with children who won't stop talking! IT WILL BE HUGE.

KAT(I)E: Yes! And I could play the...

GIORGIO: No, no, I want that Michelle Williams girl -- she's DYNAMITE.

POSH: Tanning and pizza, eh, Giorgio? We could call it Mystic Pizza.

GIORGIO: I've never heard of ANYTHING so divine, my queen. IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. Now, CONGA, you vixen!

KAT(I)E: Mr. Armani, if you'd just look at me for a second, I don't think these weird pleats...

GIORGIO: Child, no shop talk -- not when I'm about to break into the macarena. You know the rules.

POSH: Look at that. Giorgio Armani, following ME around. Wanting to ride MY coattails. My life is f'ing amazing.

KAT(I)E: My life is awful. He won't even look at me.

GIORGIO: Actress girl! We need an inanimate object to be the limbo rod. Can they use you?

KAT(I)E: Thank God I had this smile surgically locked in or else I would be SCREAMING at some people right now and then Tom would make me sit in the audit closet for a week.

POSH: Allegedly.

KAT(I)E: Oh, whatever.

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John Mayer Looks Inexplicably Do-able
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John Mayer has always been quite an anomaly to me, and I have never understood his appeal to ladies everywhere. I don't like his music, and he has never come across as attractive in the least. Then I saw these photos, and I realized he is absolutely do-able. He looks as if he has lost the baby fat, and I pictured myself running my fingers through that thick hair. Not to mention the sense of humor he displays at photogs seeming to want to take his pic minus his latest accessory, Jessica Simpson. I'm a sucker for a great sense of humor, but Mayer still doesn't make my list of future ex-husbands. I just can't see him being in the company of Becks, Ryan Reynolds, and Clive Owen.

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Phillippe Moves on With New Girl
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Good for Ryan! He has been spotted with a pretty new girl, who is quite physically opposite looking of Ryan's ex, Reese Witherspoon. The pair was spotted out publicly for the first time at Dan Tana restaurant in West Hollywood, where Ryan wouldn't speak to photogs about the relationship. The pair left in quite a rush when pictures started to be snapped.

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Kate Moss Too Old For Rimmel?
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Source: Contact Music

Rumors are swirling that Kate Moss could be getting the axe from her lucrative deal with Rimmel makeup because she is looking too old these days. Could it be that her 24 hour parties, drug use, and drinking is aging the 33 year old before her time? She has been heard complaining that she needs Botox for whatever wrinkles she may have. Also 33 is considered way over the hill in modeling circles.

"Rimmel is a range for the younger market so that worried them. Now bosses are looking for younger models who can give the brand a fresh approach. Girls have been contacted in secret", a source said.

Kate has heard nothing from Rimmel, as of yet, and neither has either party commented officially to the press.

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Leo's Back on the Market
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Photo: People.com

Contact Music reports that Leo diCaprio is once again a single man after girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli, dumped him. According to press reports the Israeli-born model was unable to keep up with Leo's hectic schedule and hard-partying ways. This comes after recent reports of the two fighting via cel phone and text messages while diCaprio was out clubbing.

Get out your breath mints ladies, and get in line! Go snag yourself a little bit 'o Leo.

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More Models Flood the TV
Source: Star Pulse

VH1 throws it's hat into the television modeling ring, with the debut of it's new half hour show called 'The Agency', centering on booking agents at Wilhelmina. Following in the footsteps of such schlock like MTV's PoweR Girls, this show eschews the actual celebrities and models, and goes behind the scenes for a look at what it takes to find the models and get them to their jobs on time.

Premiering February 20, this show "infiltrates the modeling industry like no other television series has, with a stark look at the men and women who search for, mold, scold and comfort raw, young hopefuls --all in an effort to groom the world's most marketable beautiful people."

It sounds riveting.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007
CBS Going for Some Supernatural Type Series
According to Variety, CBS has picked up two new series that lean to the supernatural and undead.

The first one is called "Babylon Fields", and is described as "sardonic, apocalyptic American comedy-drama where the dead are rising and as a result, lives are regained, families restored and old wounds reopened."

The second, called "Twilight," is "a drama about a vampire/private eye who's dealing with the fallout from being immortal, his foes in the vampire world and a budding love for a mortal."

I don't know about you, but "Twilight" has been done already. Remember a little show about a vampire private eye, his foes in the vampire world, and in love with a mortal? "Angel" anyone? Hollywood is recycling old ideas to death. No pun intended.
 
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Lindsay Pisses Off Most of Hollywood
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Boy oh boy, when it rains it ours for poor Lindsay Lohan. According to the Hollywood Grind, many of the "Old Guard" actors in Hollywood, including Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, have specifically instructed their agents to turn down flat any script that has Lohan's name attached to it. They feel that she is a blight on the profession, and hope to shut her out by sticking together and refusing to work with her.

Lindsay's fellow Wonderland'ees aren't feeling the warm and fuzzies toward her either, speaking out about the supposed special treatment she seems to be receiving by seemingly being able to come and go as she pleases. Wonderland reps have responded by saying that their center isn't a lockdown facility, and she is receiving the same treatment as the other patients.

She is just as unpopular at her local AA meetings, since the second part of the group's name happens to be Anonymous, and she always has a herd of photographers with her wherever she goes. This tends to make the others AA'ers attending not too comfy, since their images are then splashed all over the gossip rags.

Well hopefully La Lohan will hurry up and get her s**t together, so everyone can go on with their lives.

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SAG Awards Nominees
The SAG Awards air tomorrow night, and for all who are interested, the nominee list is as follows:

Complete list of nominees for the 13th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Blood Diamond"
Ryan Gosling, "Half Nelson"
Peter O'Toole, "Venus"
Will Smith, "The Pursuit of Happyness"
Forest Whitaker, "The Last King of Scotland"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Penelope Cruz, "Volver"
Judi Dench, "Notes on a Scandal"
Helen Mirren, "The Queen"
Kate Winslet, "Little Children"
Meryl Streep, "The Devil Wears Prada"

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Alan Arkin, "Little Miss Sunshine"
Eddie Murphy, "Dreamgirls"
Djimon Hounsou, "Blood Diamond"
Jackie Earle Haley, "Little Children"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Departed"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Adriana Barraza, "Babel"
Cate Blanchett, "Notes on a Scandal"
Abigail Breslin, "Little Miss Sunshine"
Jennifer Hudson, "Dreamgirls"
Rinko Kikuchi, "Babel"

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
"LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE"
Abigail Breslin
Greg Kinnear
Paul Dano
Alan Arkin
Toni Collette
Steve Carell

"DREAMGIRLS"
Hinton Battle
Jamie Foxx
Danny Glover
Jennifer Hudson
Beyoncé Knowles
Sharon Leal
Eddie Murphy
Keith Robinson
Anika Noni Rose

"BABEL"
Brad Pitt
Cate Blanchett
Gael Garcia Bernal
Koji Yakusho
Adriana Barraza
Rinko Kikuchi

"BOBBY"
Anthony Hopkins
Demi Moore
Sharon Stone
Lindsay Lohan
Elijah Wood
William H. Macy
Helen Hunt
Christian Slater
Laurence Fishburne
Freddy Rodriguez
Nick Cannon
Emilio Estevez
Shia LaBeouf
Brian Geraghty
Joshua Jackson
Martin Sheen
Joy Bryant
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
David Kobzantsev
Heather Graham
Svetlana Metkina
Harry Belafonte
Jacob Vargas
Spencer Garrett
Ashton Kutcher
David Krumholtz

"THE DEPARTED"
Leonardo DiCaprio
Matt Damon
Jack Nicholson
Vera Farmiga
Martin Sheen
Mark Wahlberg
Ray Winstone
Alec Baldwin
Anthony Anderson

PRIMETIME TELEVISION
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Thomas Hayden Church, "Broken Trail"
Robert Duvall, "Broken Trail"
Jeremy Irons, "Elizabeth I"
William H. Macy, "Nightmares & Dreamscapes"
Matthew Perry, "The Ron Clark Story"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Shirley Jones, "Hidden Places"
Annette Bening, "Mrs. Harris"
Helen Mirren , "Eilzabeth I"
Cloris Leachman, "Mrs. Harris"
Greta Scacchi, "Broken Trail"

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos"
Michael C. Hall, "Dexter"
Hugh Laurie, "House"
James Spader, "Boston Legal"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
Patricia Arquette, "Medium"
Edie Falco, "The Sopranos"
Mariska Hargitay, "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"
Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer"
Chandra Wilson, "Grey's Anatomy"

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Jeremy Piven, "Entourage"
Steve Carell, "The Office"
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
Jason Lee, "My Name is Earl"
Tony Shalhoub, "Monk"

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
Megan Mullally, "Will & Grace"
Felicity Huffman, "Desperate Housewives"
America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "The New Adventures of Old Christine"
Mary-Louise Parker, "Weeds"
Jaime Pressly, "My Name is Earl"

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
"24"
"Boston Legal"
"Deadwood"
"Grey's Anatomy"
"The Sopranos"

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
"Desperate Housewives"
"Entourage"
"The Office"
"Ugly Betty"
"Weeds"

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Mariah Carey in Playboy
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Mariah Carey is on the February cover of Playboy, and also in the pages inside, however she doesn't take off her clothes. I rejoice, and many men say "Awwwww, bummer." Either way, she's airbrushed to death, and they must have taken 20 or 25 pounds off of her.

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Sick, Sick, Ew, and Gross. Kelly Osbourne Does it Again.
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Source: Fametastic

Kelly Osbourne told Closer magazine that she accidentally flashed her bits and pieces at her dad last Summer, while attending the Beckhams Pre-World Cup party.

She says: “For the Beckhams’ World Cup party I was wearing some Spanx underwear - huge pants that start at your knees and attach to your bra and have a slit for you to go to the loo.”

“I thought I looked so funny in them I told my dad to have a look. I forgot my fanny was hanging out! I wanted to die. They also had a mirrored dance floor at the party - so I couldn’t go near that.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth more than a little.

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Renee and Luke Sittin' in a Tree....
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According to Fametastic, Renee Zellweger is very happy with her choice of Luke Perry as her new man, due to his self-confidence.

An inside source told the National Enquirer that Renee thinks she’s picked a good one this time: “Renee has been burned too many times by guys who are full of themselves… It’s a relief for Renee to be dating a guy who is comfortable enough in his own skin that he’s not turned off by her success.”

Definitely not the first coupling I would have thought of, but Renee has definitely got an odd taste in men. Kenny Chesney, anyone? But I hope this one works out for her. Luke Perry seems like a cool guy with his head screwed on pretty well, considering. Good luck!

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posted by Eeyore at 10:28 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
It's a Bad Bad Week on Film Sets
Source: Contact Music

In yet another film set accident, a stagehand was killed Thursday on Samuel L. Jackson's movie 'Jumper', when frozen sand, earth, and ice fell on him. The set dresser, David Ritchie, 56, was killed instantly. A second man was taken to the hospital for injuries. The movie set was in the process of being taken down when the accident occurred, so no actors or film crew were in the vicinity.

This death is another in a series of publicized accidents over the last couple of weeks, including one with Nicole Kidman involved, another with Bruce Willis, and a third on the Tom Hanks set.

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Paris Hilton: Evil Genius
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The Rad Report says that via some "super credible sources", it has come to their attention that Paris Hilton actually owns the photos, videos, paperwork, et al on the new internet site parishiltonexposed.com. It's looking as if this was all, yet another huge scam so that Paris gets a) lots and lots of unwarranted press and media attention, and b) more money.

The sources say that she is definitely financially involved, and is benefitting from site membership sales. Whether this involvement is as a result of her lawyers putting the strongarm on the site owners, or she was involved from the get-go is not known.

Somehow I can't seem to wrap my brain around the visual or idea of Paris Hilton, Evil Mastermind extraordinaire.

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Jay-Z's New Country...Er...Pad
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Jay-Z's style is about to get some big pimpin'. For a measly $65,000 in rent per month, the rapper/music producer has a new 14 room condo to call home. The bachelor pad is on one of the top floors of the 90 story Trump World Tower in Manhattan, and is one floor above swingin' Derek Jeter. The big-ass spread includes cathedral ceilings, two fireplaces, five bedrooms and baths, two half baths, a gourmet kitchen, a library, maid's quarters, and unobstructed views in all directions.

The rent is a teensy jump from the mere $40,000 a month he was previously paying in the Time-Warner Center.

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Brad's Mom Doesn't Like Angie Either
Cindy Adams reports:
SPEAKING of nonmarriages, Angie- Brad watchers are saying things eased betwixt his mom and his love. Jane Pitt didn't approve of the newest lady in his life. She's devoted to Jennifer. She also maybe thought Angelina lived a little too high. Her house in Missouri had a guest room ready for her son's biological baby but not a real large extra space for Angie's other children. And Brad, who adores his mom, worked to broker the peace. And appears he's been more successful than Bush.

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And the Swag Plot Thickens....
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According to Page Six, either Sienna Miller is a swag-grubbing, free stuff ho, or someone posing as Miller's assistant is. Sources told the paper that someone saying they were the publicist for Sienna's Sundance movie 'The Interview' called the Kara Feinstein swag suite, and demanded it be shut down 30 minutes early for Miller. They were also told to minimize the number of employees present, and not to harass the actress. Later, a woman walked around the suite with a bag, claiming to be Miller's assistant, and told vendors "I'm collecting for Sienna. Please place your products in the bag."

That's where it starts to get a mite fishy, because Sienna's reps now say she doesn't have an assistant! Who was that unmasked woman? And where did she get those iron balls of hers?

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Friday, January 26, 2007
Rachel McAdams Channels Grace Jones
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Poor Rachel McAdams. No one has the balls to tell her that this look is wrong in so many ways, that I can't even count that high.

She is attending the Giorgio Armani fashion show. I can't even continue. Ick.

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Watch For 'Thomas Crown Affair 2'
Source: Pop Watch Blog
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Yea!!!! My prayers have been answered, and Pierce Brosnan is getting ready to do 'The Thomas Crown Affair 2'. During an interview this week with Entertainment Weekly, Brosnan says that the script is finished, and it's darn good. It had better be good! It's been eight years since the first movie. The former 007 man will not only star in the flick, but he will flex his producing muscles as well. His previous co-star, Renee Russo, will not be signing on for the sequel.

That just fine by me, because in my opinion she was getting a bit long in the tooth the first time around, though she looked great in that see-through sparkly dress.

Stay tuned for casting news on this one!

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Disney's New Ad Campaign photos

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The Annie Leibovitz shot ads star Beyonce, David Beckham, Oliver Platt, Lyle Lovett, and Scarlett Johannson as classic Disney characters.
 
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Felicity Huffman Releases a New Book
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Felicity Huffman's a SAG nominee and an author. Felicity Huffman – who's up for outstanding TV comedy actress at Sunday's SAG Awards – celebrates her dating guide, A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend (which she coauthored), at a New York City event on Friday.

I gotta say, I LOVE this outfit on her. Perfectly classy and classic.

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Aniston Begins Quest for Kids
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According to The National Enquirer, Jennifer Aniston is going ahead with her plans to adopt. In a backhanded swipe at "that other Hollywood humanitarian", she has decided that there are plenty of needy orphans right here in the good old US of A, and will not need to travel elsewhere to pick up her little accessory.

Apparently she has decided that at the ripe old age of 37 she is running out of time, doesn't want to wait for Mr. Right to come along, and she wants to adopt two kids, one of which should be a little girl. There was no word on what ages or ethnic background she might be leaning towards.

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Britney Spears' Aunt Passed Away
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Contact Music reports that Britney Spears just returned from Kentwood, LA, where she attended the funeral of her aunt, Sandra Bridges Covington. Sadly, the poptart's aunt had lost a battle with breast cancer and passed away last week at age 59. Covington was Lynne Spears' (Britney's mother) sister.

US Weekly reports that Brit returned to Burbank, and went straight in to dance rehearsals yesterday.

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Diana Ross to Publish Book of Fashion
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Soul and style queen, Diana Ross, is getting set to put together a book focussing on all of the spectacular styles she has worn over her career. Apparently she has kept every she has worn, and plans to show the world in a style book. She says "It's time."

Words to live by.

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Clooney Throws Pam to the Wolves
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In a seemingly desperate bid to save his waning reputation, George Clooney has denied that he is dating Pamela Anderson, secretly or otherwise. Contact Music reports that Clooney says not only has he never been to the restaurant they were said to be canoodling in, but he hasn't seen Anderson for seven years.

George has a rep for not wanting to admit he's really dating anyone. He was known to be seeing D-list actress Krista Allen off and on for many years, and refused to publicly acknowledge that fact.

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mary-Kate Solves Obesity
Source: TMZ
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Fat people everywhere are not only rejoicing and paying homage to their new guru of weight loss, Mary-Kate Olsen, but they are stampeding en masse to drugstores everywhere to purchase hair bleach so they can look thinner.

Okay, I was just kidding there, but MK has spoken out against all the new rumors of her anorexia, and has her rep saying that her new blond do is what makes her appear so thin lately. The flacker went on to say that MK "still works with her therapist to keep her in line," and struggles with the problem every day.

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Jen's Honkin' Mad at Her Nose Guy
Oh boy, Jennifer Aniston's pissed at her plastic surgeon, and it's because of the US Weekly article which talks about her recent nose job. I don't know why she's mad at him though; in the article he wouldn't confirm he had done anything to her, he just talks about how a nose job is done. She was the one photographed leaving his office on January 20th with her nose and eyes black and blue, and tried to cover up her face when she got into her car.

Sources tell TMZ that Jen has placed several angry phone calls to Kanodia's office for a proper bitching out for talking to the press. Of course Aniston's reps wouldn't confirm the story.

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Prince Becks has Arrived!
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One of my future ex-hubby's, David Beckham, portrays Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty, in a Disney Theme Parks ad shot by Annie Leibovitz. The ads are dream themed, and feature a scene with celebrities like Beckham, Beyonce, and Scarlett Johannson. The ads will kick off Disney's Year of a Million Dreams celebration.

The Disney ad marks the first of Beckham's endorsement deals since signing with an American soccer team this year.

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Baby Spice Expecting Baby Spicelet
Source: Starpulse
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Emma Bunton is the newest member of the former Spice Girls to announce a pregnancy, and it seems she is due sometime this Summer. The 31 year old and boyfriend, ex-Damage singer Jade Jones, are said to be ecstatic, especially after some health concerns that left Bunton wondering if it was going to be possible to conceive at all.

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Sean Lennon Weighs in on Lindsay's New Film
From Starpulse

Sean Lennon and Lindsay Lohan are friends, though it remains to be seen for how much longer after his recent comments on her new project. The film is called "Chapter 27", and in it Lohan plays a friend of Mark David Chapman, who is John Lennon's killer.

Sean states, "It's a tacky thing to make a film about. Lindsay was my friend, so I don't want to hurt her feelings... I think she felt that she understood but she'd already agreed to do it."

In an interview before she went into rehab, Lindsay says "He's my friend but he's not supporting what went on (on the set). We respect each other... and I don't support what happened to John Lennon."

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Ted Casablanca's Blind Item
One Hand-Biting Blind Vice

Aren't the Oscar noms fun? Not to mention friggin' and secretly sex-ay, huh? Closeted fruits. Discreet lesbians. Outta the total number of about 177 artists nominated three days ago, gay power unites within those selected for potential Academy Awards, isn't it too exciting?

Only problem is—for now—these par-tick gay men and women are mostly, like, totally lying and dating members of the opposite sex to extend their careers, selfish mother-effers! So, don't expect any thanks to homo partners up at the Kodak podium, should these gays win. Whatev.

Therefore, it lies with Potty-Puss Priscilla to enliven today's blinded bad-ass report. It involves duplicity and damning words, two of my favorite things to report on in Hollywood, besides errant erections and heaving bosoms behind bathroom stalls. See, Ms. P.P.P. is—on the very public one hand—telling folks how mucho honored she is to be acknowledged by the Academy.

Then, on the other—not so private—digit set, P3 is busy blasting the “unseemly” rat race of it all. She considers the whole Oscar showdown a “sham,” as if we're all “greyhounds chasing a rabbit,” she's said to amigas, privately.

Now, isn't it sweet, too divine, really, that Ms. P.'s all but certainly going to be up on that stage, come Oscar night, giving the best artistic showing of her career—as in pretending she's actually humbled by all this Academy Award nonsense.

Oh, I should tell you something: In case you sense any bitterness on Priss-babe's part, that's because she is. Snarky and snide, that is. Thinks she should have gotten these brass-sucker jobs more often.

Oh, dear.

Shouldn't somebody tell Priscilla darling that expectations will not only put lines on her deceivingly sweet face but that I hear this kinda soul-stealing, stinky emotion makes your cleavage droopy 'n' wrinkly, too. Or so I'm told.

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Bride of Cruisenstein Going Back to Work
Source: In Case You Didn't Know
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Well Hallelujah, the new Scientology Christ man is letting his new bride out of her plastic surgery, lunching, fashion show, and shopping schedule long enough to do a movie. Kat(i)e is in talks to star in "Mad Money", with Queen Latifah. The movie is about three female employees of the Federal Reserve who plot to steal money that is about to be destroyed, and will shoot in Shreveport, Louisiana.

In other news, Mrs. Cruise has dropped out of the sequel to "Batman Begins", "The Dark Knight". What???

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UPDATE on Brandy's Car Crash
Contact Music says that in an intense probe of the car crash involving R & B singer Brandy, investigators have ruled out "mechanical factors", which means it wasn't the car's fault. C.H.P. spokesmen have completed an investigation of all four vehicles involved in the crash, and found no mechanical defects. At this point Brandy could be found primarily at fault or criminally negligent, though she has not been arrested as of yet. Investigators will continue looking at evidence and conducting interviews.

Brandy could conceivably face time in jail for manslaughter, especially since it was found that she left the scene of the accident, which resulted in a death.

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Britney to Play 'Herself' on Doctor Who?
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Contact Music reports that the UK sci-fi television show 'Doctor Who' has offered Britney Spears the chance to play "a group of sex-mad aliens". Show writer Russell Davies, who is a big fan of the fallen pop princess, is willing to take the show to Hollywood if Brit will guest star.

It's a great time-saver for Britney, who will not need to enroll in acting lessons to play herself on the show.

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posted by Eeyore at 9:11 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
George Lopez Picks Feud With Leno
I think this year will be known as 'The Year of the Feuds', and fasten your proverbial seatbelts, because here comes another. George Lopez, of ABC's sitcom, has thrown his hat in the feud ring, and picked one with the king of latenight TV, Jay Leno. Why, you ask? I know I didn't really care, but Page Six says it's news.

Lopez was being interviewed on Orlando station WOMX 105.1's "Scott & Erica Show" when he told the radio hosts he wanted to "start a feud" with "Tonight" show host Jay Leno. "Leno is the biggest two-faced dude in TV."

Though Lopez didn't clarify why he felt that way, it's thought that he was insulted because Leno producers told Lopez he wasn't being invited back on the show because he wasn't funny enough the first time. Lopez begs to differ, and thinks it has something to do with having had a kidney transplant back in 2005.

Huh??

Maybe Jay thinks it's something he can catch.

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Wacko Jacko at Large in the U.S. Again
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Parents, lock up your kiddo's, 'cause Michael Jackson's back! TMZ reports that "The Gloved One" has returned stateside, but no one seems to know where he is....and that's the way he wants to keep it. Jackson gave a phone interview with the AP yesterday, but refused to reveal his whereabouts "for security reasons". On a more bizarre note, the interviewer was only allowed to ask one question, which was "How are you?", to which Jackson replied "I'm fine, thank you."

The King of Flop has made recent US appearances at James Brown's funeral, and in Las Vegas where he spent a bunch of money he doesn't have. Fortunately, he has a chance to make up for the spent dough in Japan in March, where fans will have to pay over 3 grand to shake his gloved hand.

Watch out you fans! Who knows where that hand has been??

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Rosie Sends Idol Wannabes to Disneyworld
According to Fox 411, Rosie O'Donnell felt so bad for how the two American Idol wannabes, Jonathan Jayne and Kenneth Briggs, were treated during their auditions, that she is sending them on an all expenses paid trip to Disneyworld. Jayne and Briggs appeared on 'Good Morning America', after which Rosie brought them over to 'The View' for a backstage tour. She then told them she was sending them to Disneyworld, AND they could bring anyone they want.

What a gal!

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Biel to be Timberlake's Party Favor?
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I guess Jessica "The Booty" Biel and JT got alot done in the few minutes they were able to flirt it up at the Golden Globes after party, before Cammie burst their bubble. Perez Hilton reports today that Jess has jetted to Sundance and spent a couple of evenings together with Justin, and also some snowboarding time.

JT is in the middle of a tour right now, but is in Sundance this week for the opening of his movie 'Black Snake Moan'.

No wonder we've been seeing all these photo ops of Diaz in Hawaii with surfer boy, Kelly Slater. She is usually more of a private person, but I think she is trying a little too hard for the carefree, "Look at me and how much fun I'm having because I'm so over Justin" look.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Angelina's Ink Exchange
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Mike Walker from theNational Enquirer reports that at the Golden Globes, Angelina Jolie cracked up when an elderly lady spotted the Cambodian tattoo she sports on her shoulder and offered to help her wipe off the "newspaper ink." The well-meaning woman whispered: "That newspaper ink gets all over the place - especially if you're wearing moisturizer. You must have leaned up against it. See? The letters are all backwards." Jolie explained that it wasn't ink, but a permanent tattoo - a magical incantation written in Khmer, the language of the land where adopted son Maddox was born. "My mistake," said the woman. "I'd love to get one just like it."

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Angelina's a Sourpuss; Brad's Just a Pu**y
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Life & Style is conjecturing that the reason behind Angelina's sourpuss mug at the Golden Globes is Brad's insistence on making peace with ex-wife Jen Aniston. There was also the little incident of Brad giving Courtney Cox a big bear hug and calling her sweetie, right in front of Angie.

The magazine goes on to say that Angie's been in communication with 'Alexander' co-star, Colin Farrell, who says he misses her and regrets not taking their relationship further.

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Janice Dickinson Proves She's a Classless Whore...Again
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Janice Dickinson goes on the Howard Stern show to promote some crappy TV show she's got, and rather than tell listeners why they should watch the show, she proceeds to trash Mick Jagger, who is one of her exes. She calls him a midget, and is so short you could serve drinks on his head. She continues on to say that he has a tiny penis, and he had told her he had had sex with men, and he's incredibly cheap, and an a**hole.

Crazy crackwhore is calling someone an a**hole. Huh.

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UPDATE: Tupper's Wife Knew it Was Going Downhill
Contact Music says that it seems James Tupper's wife knew it was going to be a bit of a struggle keeping her hot hubby's attentions focused on her once she saw the Men In Trees scenes where he and Anne Heche get all hot and heavy.

In an EXTRA TV interview filmed in November, Tupper says "I notice after those scenes, my wife goes and buys a $1,000 dress!"

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Jesse Metcalfe House Hunting in LA With Girlfriend
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Contact Music reports that Desperate Housewives lawn hunk Jesse Metcalfe has convinced his British girlfriend Nadine Coyle to move stateside. The two have been househunting for a little while now.

Coyle is part of the UK rock band Girls Aloud. She will be taking a break from the band, and sees LA as her new permanent base of operations. She will fly back and forth to the UK for promotional work, but doesn't want to spend an extended period of time away from her man.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:33 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Paris' Secret Trasher Chest
From NY Post
Written by Marianne Garvey

As if one night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an extended tour.

The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers.

Hilton had kept all of the material in a storage locker when she moved from one Los Angeles mansion to another in 2004.

When she failed to pay a measly $208 storage bill, the goods were sold to an unidentified buyer - and then obtained by "Sultan of Sleaze" David Hans Schmitt and broker Bardia Persa.

The duo launched the site - parisexposed.com - yesterday, charging $39.97 a month for access.

Paris was obviously a pack rat - saving all sorts of things. Among the random items:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.

* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.

* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.

* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.

No stranger to negative publicity, Hilton is nonetheless "incredibly upset and angry" and feels "victimized" by the blatant invasion of her privacy, according to her spokesman, Eliot Mintz.

He blamed a "bureaucratic foul-up" and is threatening legal action - demanding the items be pulled from the site because it invades his client's privacy.

"We are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter," said Mintz. "She is enormously upset."

Among the hours of video footage on the site is a series of short tapes of a naked Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator, and her former fiancé, Jason Shaw.

Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body.

And she doesn't disappoint - eventually hosing off the bubbles.

But on another tape, where Francis is not present, she calls him a "rich loser."

Some of the items show a tender side of Paris - like when she's lying in bed with Shaw, a chiseled Tommy Hilfiger model. She's seen giggling, kissing him and playing with his hair.

Other videos are taped using night vision: she gets drunk and dances on banquettes with Tara Reid, and tapes a shirtless fat guy doing cocaine lines off his own belly.

In Cancun, she describes herself as "the hottest person in the world."

Hilton also tapes rambling messages to friends while filming herself in the mirror, saying she's too busy "smoking pot and eating burgers."

Hilton is also obsessed with to-do lists and details her wacky errands meticulously: "Vet app't - for teeth and wiener, send book to Ford, call Kim, make Xmas list, pick up cage from grandmas, buy a Sidekick, buy Nicky phone - and wrap it."

Scrawled across an entire page is a reminder to "Get s-t out of car!"

Also buried in the book are cut-and-paste collages Paris created of herself - made of paparazzi shots torn from magazines.

Crumpled love letters to the heirhead from ex-fiancé Shaw are scribbled on hotel stationery and reveal intimate details of their time together.

"I could shovel s-t and be happy because I'm with you," he writes.

"I love you. I love the way you move. I love the way you smile."

He also writes about Paris to himself in a diary that she kept: "I am angry at Paris. She always seems to do the wrong thing. She always loses her phone. That is a reason I cannot get in touch with her. It hurts. I feel this pain inside knowing that we do not love equally."

We also get a peek into what Hilton actually does to pass the days instead of work - there are highlighted movie scripts, directions to auditions, scheduled model shoots, appointments with interviewers and movie studios, an actors-union card, voice-lesson reminders and photo proofs of herself.

A number of ID cards - both fake and real - are in their own category.

Hilton's California driver's license is in there along with a fake Ohio resident card, which states she was born in 1979.

She has Nicole Richie's University of Arizona card from her short stint in college and a credit-card-sized fake ID card labeled "Superstar" with a photo of ex- pal Britney Spears.

Hundreds of still photos of her with friends are displayed, along with a scan of the original marriage certificate of sister Nicky's short-lived Vegas wedding to Todd Meister.

Hilton's extensive list of friends' phone numbers is scrawled on everything from dirty napkins to envelopes.

Among the names are Pauly Shore, Kim Stewart and George Maloof, owner of the Palms hotel in Las Vegas. But most are listed by their first names only.

Seriously NSFW videos here courtesy of CelebSlam.

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Diaz Continues Hawaiian Adventure
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TMZ reports that Cameron continues her sun, surf, 'n sand vacation in Hawaii with surfer Kelly Slater. This time the pair were spotted hitting a round of golf on Oahu wearing closely matching outfits.

She definitely looks happier than last week at the Golden Globes when she ripped Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake two new ones for "flirting".

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Clooney Scrapes Bottom of Hollywood Barrel
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It looks like Sexiest Man Alive, George Clooney has run out of suitable ladies in Hollywood to date, so he took Pamela Anderson out. Starpulse relates that the pair was spotted on a romantic dinner date at a Sherman Oaks restaurant, and after a romantic meal Pamela ended up on Clooney's lap. They have also been spotted out a few times walking their dogs.

A pal of one or both of theirs says "George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."

Well I guess the proverbial pussy is out of the bag now.

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Eijah Wood Dishes on Jared Leto Being a Meanie
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Starpulse relates Elijah Wood's side of the story where Jared Leto grabbed him around the neck in a club one night, and the two exchanged some words.

Wood tells Jane magazine that Leto was basically upset because he heard that Elijah didn't like Leto's rock band, 30 Seconds To Mars. I say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but I guess Jared didn't see it that way. In front of many witnesses, Leto approached Wood, grabbed him around the neck and whispered in his ear. According to Wood, Leto called him "a f***king a**hole".

Wood adds: "I told Jared it wasn't personal. He acted like I'd been disrespecting him or speaking about his family. Things like that don't usually happen to me. I'm very non-confrontational. The whole thing was kind of ridiculous."

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Mariska's Going Shopping With All Her $$$
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Source: The Hollywood Reporter
Mariska Hargitay is the new highest paid TV actress around, thanks to her new NBC deal for Law & Order: SVU, which was just picked up for it's ninth season. She now surpasses Kyra Sedgwick, on The Closer. Sources estimate her paycheck at around $330,000 and episode, though no one at NBC will confirm that figure.

Hargitay's co-star, Chris Meloni, inked the same deal, and it's said that he is closing in on Two & A Half Men's Charlie Sheen as TV's highest paid actor.

Last year both Meloni and Hargitay were nominated for Emmy's, with Mariska taking home the statuette for Best Actress in a Drama Series.

330k is still a long ways from the cool 1 mil an episode each that the Friends cast were raking in.....

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Ivana Trump: Pot or Kettle?
Looking for her own little slice of the publicity pie, Ivana Trump has added her own two cents on the Donald-Rosie feud. She recently advised them to make peace in her advice column, which runs in the National Enquirer and Globe magazines, and at the same time accuses both of them of using the war of words to milk the publicity cow for all it's worth. I think that's a slight case of the pot calling the kettle black, don't you. She asks them to "just take the high road."

She goes on to say that the feud is just for show. Well Duh! It happens to be a great marketing tool, boosting ratings and publicity for both.

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Sharon Stone and Christian Slater are an Item
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Janet Charlton dishes that Sharon Stone and Christian Slater have definitely taken their hush hush romance public. The two were spotted "in full make out mode" at Trader Vics after the Golden Globes. This comes after many denials from the two that they were seeing each other. In one interview, Slater says "I WISH that were true...".

Now that Christian is looking to direct a film, perhaps he can give his lady-love a role exercising her acting chops. Maybe she can play someone's grandma or a coke whore, since she's eschewing all sexy roles from now on.

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Kidman Involved in On-Set Accident
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ET Online reports that Nicole Kidman, her child co-star, and two crew members were taken to the hospital to check for injuries after the Jaguar they were slid into a utility pole and garbage can. The actress was shooting a chase scene for her latest film, 'The Invasion', when the car slid on slick pavement and crashed. A stunt person was driving, and apparently he or she lost control of the vehicle.

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Sharon Stone Finally Gets: She Ain't Bringin' Sexy Back
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Contact Music lets us know Sharon Stone has finally figured out that her sexy image has gome the way of the dodo bird, and she will no longer be accepting roles that rely on her looks and sex appeal. After the huge flop, and Razzie Award nominee, 'Basic Instinct 2', Sharon says that she's only interested in using her acting skills these days, and won't work for anyone who won't accept that.

See you in the soup line, Sharon!

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Is That Posh's Scientology Barcode?
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Victoria Beckham takes in the Jean Paul Gaultier fashion show in Paris looking dynamite in a camel color sheath dress. She also shows off a tatoo on the back of her neck that looks suspiciously like a barcode. If I was her, I would sleep with one eye open when the move to L.A. is complete......the Christ/Cruise really wants the Beckhams to join the fold.

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Evan Does Sundance
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19 year old Evan Rachel Wood spotted at Sundance this week. She is there for a screening of her new Indie film 'King of California'.

The actress is reportedly dating shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, though he was nowhere in sight.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Elle MacPherson and Heidi Klum Make Nice
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Buzzed! reports that Supermodel Elle MacPherson has dropped her lawsuit against that other Supermodel, Heidi Klum. The suit was a result of Heidi referring to herself in a Victoria's Secret commercial as "The Body", which was how MacPherson was known in the '90's during her career. Consequently MacPherson thought it was her rightful title, and Klum was infringing on it. Unfortunately for Elle, I think no one trademarked the title, so legally anyone could use it.

Elle, however, says it was a meeting with the Dalai Lama that led her to drop the suit. Apparently he made her see that sharing the name was no big deal.

She says: "A few people have made me stop in my tracks and the Dalai Lama would be one of them. It's no big deal for me. She can have the name.”

Good for Elle. However, sharing was one of those things I learned in Kindergarten, and didn't need a spiritual leader to tell me.

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Eva's Big Day Plans
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In Touch reports that Eva Longoria and fiance Tony Parker have hired wedding planner to the stars Mindy Weiss to help plan the big day. They plan to tie the knot in a gorgeous chateau outside of Paris, have the reception at the French club, the VIP Room, and then honeymoon on a yacht on the French Riviera.

Here's hoping that Eva will wear more clothing to the wedding than in her recent Arena magazine cover appearance. Though big chains would definitely make a Hollywood wedding fashion trend/statement. I see Rose McGowan jumping on that bandwagon.

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Kate Hudson Becoming a Real Rock Groupie
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People are talking, and they are saying that Kate Hudson has a new man. The new man seems to be Nic Cester, the lead singer of Jet. Life and Style Weekly reports that the two were spotted holding hands and kissing.

Kate has recently split from hubby Chris Robinson, of the Black Crowes, and was previously linked to Owen Wilson, the Butterscotch Stallion, which is NOT a band.

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Rock Group Keane has Laptops Stolen
Source Contact Music
Not nearly on the scale of Paris Hilton's personal items being sold at auction and then subsequently being posted on the internet, UK rock band Keane is facing a similar problem. If you are not a fan of the alt/rock scene, you may be asking who Keane is. Suffice it to say they are very popular in the UK, and had one hit in the US a couple of years ago, which was called 'Somewhere Only We Know'.

The band's offices were broken into in London, and thieves made off with laptops which contained sensitive personal information, phone numbers, and addresses.

Unless there's a few sex tapes among the missing items, I don't think we'll be hearing to much more about this.

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Foxx's Head Gets Bigger Along With His Paycheck
Source: Janet Charlton

Tongues are wagging that Jamie Foxx isn't very easy to get along with these days, now that his star has risen and his ego has blossomed exponentially. He downplayed that big head of his recently when discussing his 'Dreamgirls' rols with Oprah. Apparently he was so keen on getting that role, he says he would have done anything to get it, even do it for nothing. That was definitely news to the Disney bigwigs, since Foxx was the one who held out for the most money before signing on to the project. Then after playing the primadonna card, some critics are buzzing that he basically "phoned in" his role in the film, and certainly didn't give a stand out performance. Word is that Jamie was upset that he didn't receive any awards nods, but no one else in the industry is surprised. Ouch!

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Tyra Dishes on Weight Gain
From People.com
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On her hit show America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks has always stressed the importance of body confidence – but it still hurt when tabloids ran an unflattering photo of her in a bathing suit under headlines that screamed, "America's Next Top Waddle" and "Tyra Porkchop."

Now, for the first time in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE, Banks, 33, is publicly discussing her much-buzzed-about weight gain. "I get so much mail from young girls who say, 'I look up to you, you're not as skinny as everyone else, I think you're beautiful,' " she says. "So when they say that my body is 'ugly' and 'disgusting,' what does that make those girls feel like?"

As for how Banks feels about her own 5'10" body – which she says is at 161 lbs. these days, about 30 lbs. heavier than when she landed on the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in 1997 – she says: "I still feel hot, but every day is different. It's when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don't fit now and give me the muffin top, that's when I say, 'Damn!' "

In other words, yes: She has put on weight, though not nearly as much as those recent tabloid stories suggested. (Banks believes the pix were snapped at an unflattering angle.) "She has a very womanly, gorgeous body that goes up and down," says her good friend Heidi Klum.

In fact, Banks says that since she retired from modeling in 2005, the number on the scale has fluctuated from 148 lbs. to 162 lbs., depending on how well she is taking care of herself. "I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter – I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look better," she admits.

Still, she isn't freaking out about wearing size 32-waist jeans or about "the fat roll" she claims to have on her back. (Her biggest source of figure angst is her size-DD breasts, which she says make it hard to find clothes that fit: "I would love for them to be a size and a half smaller.")

But, she adds, "I've made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where's the pain in that? If I was in pain, I would have dieted. The pain is not there – the pain is someone printing a picture of me and saying those (horrible) things."

In fact, it appears that by adding a little padding, Banks the businesswoman has earned a bit of credibility: Her talk show is now entering its second season, and the most recent season of Top Model delivered its strongest ratings ever. "(TV execs) think it's better when I'm at 155 lbs. – at 145, they feel I'm not as relatable," she explains.

Besides, Banks is having a lot more fun these days eating the pancakes off a friend's plate at IHOP than trying to fit into designer sample sizes. Of course, if someone would come up with a miracle cure for cellulite, she's not above admitting she'd be first in line. "I think every woman," she says, "would want to do something about their cellulite!"

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K-Fed's Superbowl Ad Pisses Off Fast Food Workers
From People.com
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Kevin Federline has a sense of humor about his upcoming Super Bowl ad for Nationwide Insurance, but some in the fast-food business aren't smiling.

A top executive at the National Restaurant Association has blasted the commercial, which shows Britney Spears's ex daydreaming about being a rap star but really working in a fast-food joint, for being "demeaning and unpleasant" to the nation's 12.8 million restaurant workers, the New York Post reports.

The rep, Annika Stensson, believes the ad could have been done differently. "A sudden change in Federline's career could have been depicted with him holding an unemployment benefit check," she says. "It shouldn't be necessary for a company to disrespect others to get its point across. ...It's a negative, unfair and inaccurate reflection. It's not Kevin we take issue with, but the depiction of where he ends up."

Stensson has complained officially in a letter to Nationwide CEO Jerry Jurgensen.

A spokesman for Nationwide, Eric Hardgrove, said the ad isn't meant "to offend or insult the many fine individuals who work in the restaurant industry," according to the Post. He said it is a "humorous take on one person's life. ...The focus of the ad is the element of surprise, not the setting of a fast-food restaurant."

In the commercial, Federline's journey from rap superstar to fry cook is meant to dramatize Nationwide's slogan, "Life comes at you fast."

Earlier this month, Federline told PEOPLE that the self-deprecating ad is the beginning of a "new Kevin" for 2007.

The Nationwide commercial is scheduled to premiere on the company's Web site next Monday, before airing during the Super Bowl on Feb. 4.

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Living With the Beckhams
Source The Sun (UK)
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It seems that Fox has offered Posh and Becks the chance to live the true American dream....on reality TV. Tentatively titled 'Living With The Beckhams', it would follow the family during their first months in the US.

Look what reality TV did for those other British imports, the Osbournes.

Currently the Beckhams are said to be considering the offer, though nothing is concrete as of this writing.

That said, I would totally waste a half hour on this drivel. Have you seen Becks with his shirt off??

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Anne Heche Leaves Hubby for Hunky Co-Star
Source ET Online
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Oh say isn't so! First Anne Heche can't decide whether she's straight or gay, cosmic entity or mere mortal, loony or sane, now she can't seem to keep her hands off her 'Men In Trees' co-star, James Tupper, who is also on my list of future ex-husbands-to-be. According to ET Online, Heche left her husband of five years, with whom she has a four year old son, and Tupper left his wife back in November. I thought he did that for me! Anywhoo, reps for both actors refuse to confirm or deny any speculation on said coupledom, though on-set sources have whispered to ET that they are, in fact, a couple. Stay tuned!

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Isaiah Goes to Rehab
Isaiah Washington's newly hired publicist has told his new charge "Get thee to rehab! Everyone else is going!" It's the cure-all in Hollywood for the 'I did something real bad blues'. When all else fails, and your fans are jumping ship, play the rehab card and act contrite. It's working for Lindsay!

From Wizbang Pop!
Bigotry is the new Meth. In Isaiah's case his drug of choice is apparently lunacy and so early this morning the potty mouthed star checked into a residential treatment facility to undergo a psychological assessment after talks with ABC executives. This according to Life & Style, but who could make that up?

Easy on the ink blot tests. Even I see dude on dude sex in those things...

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Maui Residents Unhappy With MTV's 'Maui Fever'
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Some Maui residents are objecting to the latest MTV reality show, "Maui Fever," saying its sexual content and all-white cast gives viewers a skewed impression of their island.

The first episode highlights a group of men who target tourists for fast, easy, and noncommittal hookups.

Previews for the eight-episode series -- which airs on MTV Wednesdays at 10:30 p.m. -- hint at cheating, fighting, partying and hooking up. The first episode aired last week.

"I don't want (tourists) to come to Maui and think that people are going to come up to their daughters, so 'I better keep them away,' " Nathan Ugale, 16, who was born and raised in Lahaina, told The Maui News. "It's good for TV but not when it's happening in the town that you live in, that you've been a part of your whole life."

Abcde Shibao, 16, also of Lahaina, said Maui residents come across as one-dimensional in the program.

"I thought it was kind of insulting. ... They just show partying," Abcde Shibao, 16, of Lahaina told the newspaper. "But (young people are) active in school, community and sports. We do other things besides partying."

Other objections stem from how the show fails to represent the ethnic and cultural makeup of Maui.

The show's seven main stars -- two women and five men -- are all Caucasian.

According to the 2000 census, Maui County is 31 percent Asian, 10 percent Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander, and 22 percent mixed race. Caucasians account for 33 percent of the county, which includes the small islands of Lanai and Molokai along with Maui.

None of the players was born on Maui, though three graduated from Maui schools.

"(The show) is a really good idea, but these people aren't from here," said Kim Cabanilla, 18, of Lahaina. "The haole thing is not a big deal, but I'd like to see people who are from here." "Haole" is local slang for white.

Series creator Morgan J. Freeman told the Honolulu Advertiser that casting was a challenge because of the need to find a group of people who already were friends and who didn't mind getting intimate on television.

"You can only film people who are willing to be filmed, and a lot of the people we wanted (for a more diverse cast) didn't want to be filmed. You can't control that," Freeman said. He added some of the supporting characters are nonwhite.
 
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Brandy Causes Fatal Car Crash
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TMZ Exclusive: TMZ has learned R&B sensation Brandy was involved in a fatal accident last month, and it appears to be her fault.

It happened at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006 on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably. We're told Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura.

We're told the driver of the 2005 Toyota was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in critical condition and she died.

Brandy was not injured. The driver of the Acura suffered moderate injuries.

Brandy was not arrested and there is no evidence drugs or alcohol were involved.

Calls to Brandy's reps have not yet been returned.

Story developing.

TMZ update: UPDATE:
EXCLUSIVE -- BRANDY ADMITTED FAULT AT SCENE
In an exclusive conversation with the man driving directly behind Brandy at the time of her fateful crash, TMZ has learned that the singer repeatedly blamed herself at the scene of the accident.

"She got upset, talking about how it was all her fault ... she didn't stop, kept saying how she hit the lady," says the witness.

The witness also claims he tried to calm the hysterical singer, and even dished out some legal advice, saying he advised her to stop admitting guilt. He also consoled her by repeatedly saying "It was an accident."

The witness also claims he went over to check on the woman in the Toyota, but couldn't find a pulse.


A Statement from Brandy was released stating:

Brandy was involved in a car accident December 30, 2006 in Los Angeles where there was a fatality. She wishes to publicly express her condolences to the family of the deceased. Brandy asks that you respect the privacy of everyone involved at this time.

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Rachel Hunter Spooked by Former Home
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Rachel Hunter refused to visit some rooms in the Los Angeles mansion she once shared with ex-husband Rod Stewart, because she was convinced they were haunted by a woman murdered there. The 37-year-old, who divorced Stewart last year (06), turned a whole section of the home into a guest area because she was so keenly aware of spooky presences. She says, "Part of the house was definitely haunted. I was quite spooked at times. "We heard lots of doors banging and there was definitely a strange feeling in certain rooms. Some of the bathrooms there reminded me of a crypt they felt so spooky. "There were just certain rooms I avoided. I did some research and apparently it was the spirit of a woman who was tortured and murdered."

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Pitt Admits DiCaprio Envy
From Contact Music
Hollywood star Brad Pitt is demanding more masculine film roles after confessing to feeling envious of Leonardo DiCaprio's recent movie successes. DiCaprio garnered a Best Actor Oscar nomination yesterday (23JAN07) for his role as a South African mercenary in Blood Diamond, while his other blockbuster The Departed is up for Best Motion Picture. He plays an undercover cop in the crime thriller. Now Pitt is keen to match the critical acclaim he's attracted by signing up for more macho parts, like his Tyler Durden character in Fight Club. He says, "I caught myself on the phone the other day. Leo has been playing some real strong men these last few years and I found myself saying, 'I want to play more of a man.' I got off the phone and I thought, 'No, live like a man, and the movies will follow.'"

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From TMZ
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Could Nick Lachey be taking a swipe at Jess' now-public hook-up with John Mayer? He once again wagged his finger at his ex Jessica Simpson, saying he took "the high road" in his divorce and added that he made "the most of the situation." The singer told People, "You have to ... always take the high road. You never want to look back and regret the way you acted." Lachey was accepting Cosmopolitan magazine's "Fun, Fearless Male of the Year" Award on Monday. Nick has been cavorting with professional eye candy Vanessa Minnillo while Jess has been Mayer's no. 1 groupie in recent days, joining him on his tour bus.

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How Many Ceremonies for TomKat?
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The NY Daily News is asking if perhaps Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have had a secret Scientology wedding at their Beverly Hills mansion a full two weeks before the official semi-starstudded shindig in Rome. Star magazine says the head dude, the Rev. Heber Jentzsch, joined the two in spacy and cosmic matrimony before a small group that allegedly included Kelly Preston, Leah Remini and Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. "Katie walked down the aisle on the arm of her dad, Martin," claims the mag.

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Jennifer Aniston Gets Another Nose Job
From US Weekly

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox's new series Dirt, Aniston's driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America's Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?

“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

The US article goes on to hint that the shnoz alteration may also be a result of her feelings toward Brad and Angelina, and that she is currently revamping her look AND her life.

What I'm wondering is why the hell did it take her so long?? Over the years watching 'Friends' reruns, I always asked myself what it was about her that I found so darned unattractive, and it was a combination of her nose and her jaw. Now I'm not saying that every actress in Hollywood should be a carbon copy of Barbie, but I do think that her honker kept her from being in the big-leagues, beautywise. On the other hand, she has an amazing rear view, which, a few guys have said to me in reference to Jen, is what pillows are made for. Huh.

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Kristin Veitch's Blind Items
From E! Online
Movie Starlet
This talented little lady is fast becoming one of the best-known television actors out there today. But don't you dare call her one! I'm told by sources on set of her show that she scowls at anyone—reporters and costars alike—who refers to her as a TV star, because she once starred in movies. This is also why she often requests to be treated differently than her cast. Although, as one who once spent nearly an entire second onscreen during the Felicity finale (you saw me, didn't you?), I can say this kind of stuff can really go to your head.

Beloved Ben
I'm not going to use any snarky, silly names for this one, because, well, he is far too talented and too much of a class act for such juvenilityishnessdom. (See, I'm mature and can use big, fancy, multisyllabic words!) This guy is an actor I've talked about before in my column. Chances are, you dig him. And I'm told he's planning to leave his significant other because he has realized something about himself. Yes, that something. And honestly, I wish him all the best.

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Adam....Adrien....They Must Sound the Same to Kirsten
So-o-o-o why do you suppose Kirsten is leaving Adrien Grenier's house barefoot, with shoes and belongings in hand? Isn't she supposed to be dating Adam Brody now? Hmmm...
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Ryan Reynolds Passes Out in Bathroom, Requires Plastic Surgery
I have stopped hyperventilating long enough to relate this tragic news about one of my future ex-husbands:

From In Case You Didn't Know
Ryan Reynolds was forced to undergo plastic surgery after badly gashing his face in a bathroom fall. The actor reveals he was in the middle of shooting a new movie in New York when he passed out at home and woke up in a pool of blood.

Reynolds says, “I fainted for the first time in my life. I don’t know what happened. I was walking through the bathroom in my house, I went down, I smashed my head open, blood poured everywhere, and then I got plastic surgery to fix it. I’m an actor, we’re supposed to (get it) anyway… I’m having trouble breathing out of one of my nipples, so I’m gonna get my boobs done next.”

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Ryan's pecs, biceps, six-pack, and sense of humor seem to have remained intact. I have to go call him now, and let him know the date of our impending nuptials.

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Paternity Test for Smith’s Baby Put on Hold
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A judge in the Anna Nicole Smith baby dispute temporarily blocked an order forcing her daughter to undergo paternity testing, an attorney said.

A Tuesday deadline had been set for the test sought by Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. She was born Sept. 7 in the Bahamas.

Ronald A. Rale, an attorney for the 39-year-old former Playboy playmate, questioned the legality of the test, saying Bahamian authorities needed to grant work permits before an American doctor could conduct the test.

The judge granted a stay pending a Feb. 7 hearing, Rale said.

Birkhead's attorney, Debra Opri, called Rale's request "a delay tactic."

She claimed the test was scheduled between 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. Tuesday but Smith never showed up.

Birkhead sued in October to get a paternity test.

Smith's longtime personal lawyer, Howard K. Stern, maintains he is the baby's father.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:31 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
K-Fed the Responsible Parent?
From MSNBC.com
Is Kevin Federline playing the role of responsible parent?

The aspiring rapper is urging his estranged wife Britney Spears to get into rehab, according to the upcoming issue of Star.

“Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle,” a source told the tab. “First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.”

K-Fed even teamed up with his former nemesis, Spears' mother Lynne, in an effort to convince the “Toxic” singer to get help. “He’s afraid she’s going to hurt herself,” says the source.

Federline is also concerned that Spears doesn’t spend enough time with their children, claims the insider. “They’re being raised by strangers,” he said. “He told Britney to get help before it’s too late.”

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Jeter Jumps to the Next Starlet
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Derek Jeter's publicists/dating service are working overtime, since the NY Yankee's pitcher has recently been the subject of many a blind item questioning the direction of his sexuality. Last week Jeter was photographed on vacation with luscious Jessica Biel, this week the gossip pages are rampant with yet another hook-up, different luscious starlet:

Page Six reports:
It looks like it's over between Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel. Last weekend, Biel flirted with Justin Timberlake while Jeter was at Atlantis in the Bahamas for the Michael Jordan Golf Tournament, where Biel seemed to be the last thing on his mind. Saturday night, Jeter was "flirting madly" with Gabrielle Union , our source said. When DJ Cassidy played "Put It in Your Mouth" by Akinyle, Jeter and Union dirty-danced before leaving together. A rep for Union said, "They are friends, but they did not hook up."

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Oh, Hef! Snap! No Kelly O. in Playboy
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Hugh Hefner has turned down the chance to have former reality TV star Kelly Osbourne appear in his men’s magazine Playboy. The Osbournes star, 22, expressed her desire to appear in the glamorous publication last year (06), but Hefner insists she is not naturally beautiful enough. The 80-year-old says, “I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.”

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Paris Exposed....and Not Her Crotch This Time
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Photo: This is coke, for those of you who may have thought it was powdered sugar....


For those who haven't yet, somehow, had their fill of Paris Hilton, there's a new Web site that has posted a seemingly endless offering of the celebutante's belongings.

The Web site, ParisExposed.com, launched Tuesday. It boasts that it has an array of Hilton photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations and phone numbers of friends and celebrities, all left behind at a Los-Angeles based storage facility.

The items were sold to an unidentified buyer after a third party failed to make payments to the facility, and eventually wound up in the hands of a broker aiming to sell them, Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press Tuesday.

Hilton's first big-time exposure came through a sex tape that also took a circuitous route to the public, first appearing in bootleg form in 2003 and then put up for sale in 2004.

All the new goods "were acquired by me through a broker," said Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com. He noted that he obtained the Paris possessions in September.

Users must pay a monthly fee of $39.97 to gain access to the site, which promises footage of the 25-year-old heiress in a "sexy bubble bath" video. It also says it has various shots of Hilton in "racy situations," and footage of her drinking with friends and using illegal substances.

"We certainly are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter," Mintz told the AP.

Acording to the website tour, here's a preview of what you can expect to see:

*What is her obsession with Britney Spears? See a young Paris's collection of Britney memorabilia and see what she wrote about her in her diary before Britney's divorce.

*Read the PATHETIC love notes from Nick Carter.

*What does she really think about Nicole Ritchie? Read exclusives notes and letters.

*Is Paris an alcoholic? If not, then why did she go to AA? See who she chose as her sponsor.

*What does she really think of Rick Solomon? Listen to the exclusive phone calls SHE recorded.

*Learn who she calls and who calls her.

*Get the private phone numbers of 1,000's of celebrities, including Donald Trump, Chelsea Clinton, Michael Jackson, Nicole Ritchie, Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Madonna, Governor Schwarzenegger, and many more.

*Why does Paris claim she never date Joe Francis? Her personal videos show all.

*See a private Girls Gone Wild session featuring Paris and filmed by Joe Francis in St. Tropez.

*Have you ever seen a kilo of cocaine? What about on someone's chest? Watch billionaire kids snort cocaine off the chest of one of their friends.

*Watch Paris get ready for her big nights out. Watch her own personal video diaries.

*How much does Paris love her toys? Never before seen private sex videos.

*Did she really give Cher's son herpes?

*What does she write about in her diaries?

*Read her private thoughts about sex, dating, drugs, and boyfriends.

*See what she buys! Designer jewelry, clothes, and even a $45,000 hotel bill.

*What's it like when the rich and famous kids party?

*Is Paris still bi-sexual? See the videos.

*What did Paris write about her sister that she never thought anyone would read?

*What's Paris like at home? Is she the same with her family as what you see on TV? See the Hilton family home movies.

*Over 25,000 personal photgraphs taken by Paris and her friends on their wild nights out around the world.

*Watch Paris get stoned with her friends.

Yikes and more yikes! This random guy apparently won in an auction 6,000 square feet of storage space worth of stuff belonging to the heiress, all for the measly cost of $208. When you go to these storage unit auctions, you are not allowed to go through any boxes, so you are bidding on complete unknowns. Imagine his surprise to hit the mother lode of birth certificates, bank statements, video tapes, diaries, photos, business contracts, receipts, medical records, personal emails, and more, all with Paris's name on them.

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Uma's Holiday Retro Look
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Uma Thurman models another swimsuit look while on vacation in St. Bart's. This bikini seems to be an homage to an old hollywood look, however it falls slightly short in that regard. Uma has a rockin' bod, especially for a mid-thirtyish mom of two, but the high waisted white bottoms just look odd, out of proportion, and a bit unflattering. They remind me of high waisted mom jeans.

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Blind Item
From Janet Charlton
This TV doc has female hearts aflutter and looks like the ideal man in real life. He's happily married now, but he was a whole different person before he found success as an actor. While struggling early in his career he was heavy into drugs. So heavy that he slept with his MALE drug buddies. They were good-looking wannabe actors also. Around 2000 our guy cleaned up his act and went to AA. From then on everything started to happen for him and he didn't look back. But sometimes he thinks about what those druggies know about him and he hopes they never need money bad enough to blab.

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Holy Almost-Nip-Slip, Jessica!
From Splash News via Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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Our guess is that Jessica simpson forgot to do the all-angles-mirror-check before leaving for her date with John Mayer in Miami. She narrowly avoids a major nip-slip as she exits the car. On a sidenote, that dress is hideous, and her stylist should be shot for letting her purchase such a disaster.

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Tom Cruise: Scientology's Christ
From Hollyscoop
Tom Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to the leaders of the cult-like religion. If Cruise is “Christ” what’s Katie? Cruise has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. Oh God, this is crazy to a whole new level.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that Cruise will one day be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.”

So...the more money you donate, the higher up the food chain you are in Scientology.

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Angelina & Mad's $700 Shower
From Star Magazine
Angelina Jolie and son Maddox spent more than $700 on a shower last Friday afternoon.

Sources say the two made a pit (no pun intended) stop at Shutters On the Beach Hotel in Santa Monica and booked a room for just two hours so they could shower and freshen up.

"Angelina said they only wanted the room for two hours — time enough for them both to take a shower," says a source. "She was very sweet and seemed like a concerned mom. It was just very bizarre, when she and Brad own two houses here in Los Angeles, that she would need to spend that kind of money on a hotel room just so she and Maddox could shower."

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posted by Eeyore at 10:45 AM | Permalink | 1 comments
Tom Cruise has The Eye for Jessica Alba
From Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Jessica Alba signed on to star in horror thriller “The Eye” for Tom Cruise’s production company. According to FemaleFirst the “Sin City” star signed a $4 million deal to star in the film, which is a remake of the Hong Kong film “Jian Gui”. The film is being made for the “Mission: Impossible” star’s Cruise/Wagner Productions, but it isn’t yet known whether Cruise will co-star in the film. 25-year-old Alba is to play Allison, a woman who received an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world. Production starts next month on location in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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posted by Eeyore at 10:25 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Karmic Sentence for Joe Francis
From Defamer
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In what will surely go down as a black day for members of Hollywood's scenewhore elite who have found themselves on the wrong side of the law, Joe Francis--the world's foremost titty-flashing co-ed talent scout--has received a harsher community service sentence for failing to properly document his subjects' ages than his lawyers had bargained for:

The producer of racy videos featuring young -- and often naked -- women was sentenced today to 200 hours of community service over two years by a federal judge in Los Angeles and was placed on two years probation for failing to adequately document the ages of his subjects. The amount of time was double what Francis' lawyers had sought. [...]
Outside the courthouse, Francis said he was relieved the process was over and that he now felt free to say that he had been unfairly persecuted by the Justice Department.

"Of course I've been unfairly targeted by the government," Francis said. "What better target than Joe Francis?"
The sentence may put the Girls Gone Wild mogul in the same green-coveralls-and- reflective-vest league as close friend and confidante Paris Hilton, who was given the option of community service in exchange for reducing her DUI-related probationary period. (Ironically, it wasn't that long ago that both were working on the right side of the law, with Paris courageously delivering the crucial testimony that put Francis' dildo-wielding tormentor safely behind bars.)

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Breaking! Washington's Grey's Days May Be Numbered
From Kristin Veitch at E!Online
Isaiah Washington may be on his way out.

I just received word from a highly placed source within the Touchstone/ABC family that ABC and Disney executives are currently considering the option of firing Isaiah Washington from Grey's Anatomy, effective immediately, without having him appear in any kind of farewell episode.

According to this reliable source, if the network does follow through with this option, the producers are likely to run a full-screen announcement at the beginning of the first Burke-less episode that announces Isaiah Washington is no longer part of the show.

I'm also told by various sources that the loss of Preston Burke is not an easy task for Grey's writing staff to deal with, given that he has a major storyline (including a life-changing event) coming in the next few episodes that airs during February sweeps. Those episodes have already been shot.

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Mischa and Cisco Almost Busted
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Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton came within minutes of being part of a search and seizure warrant being executed on a medical marijuana distribution center on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood on January 17. Adler’s visit to the center that day was no different than any number of times he visited it. As usual, Cisco, 28, parked his Mercedes on the busy street with girlfriend Mischa, 20, waiting patiently in the passenger seat. Cisco was buzzed in, and after less than five minutes he appeared with a small white bag, and the two drove off. As they left, the former OC star and her rocker beau failed to notice that two nearby side streets were lined with police cars, and Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officers wearing bullet proof vests who were preparing to raid the small store front. Just fifteen minutes after Cisco and Mischa drove off, the agents stormed in and sifted through documents, copied hard drives, and carted away pounds of marijuana and other paraphanalia.

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'Catch and Release' Premiere
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Jennifer Garner and Timothy Olyphant at the premiere of their new movie Catch and Release. This is the worst I've seen Jen look in a while. Her hair looks like she forgot to take it out of the curlers before she left the house, and the dress is rather unflattering to her new mom figure, sitting too low on her chest.

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Buffy's Little Sis Hooks up With British Pop Star
From The Bosh
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A source for News of the World claims that the 21-year-old actress has been involved with 32-year-old Robbie for the past few weeks. The insider says, "Robbie really likes Michelle - he especially loves her sense of humor. They're having a great time just hanging out."

Indeed, Williams and Trachtenberg were recently photographed hanging out at the hip Hollywood boutique, Fred Segal. Luckily for Michelle, this relationship may turn out to be more low-key than some of her others - at least in the U.S. Says the source, "As we all know, Robbie doesn't have a high celebrity profile in the States despite many attempts to launch his career over there. So as far as Michelle is concerned, she's just spending time with a normal bloke from a place called Stoke. That's just how Rob likes it."

After last being linked to singer Pete Wentz, and then have Lindsay Lohan glom onto him a teensy bit later, let's all see how long it takes La Lohan to pick up Michelle's sloppy seconds this time. The last time Linds took up with Michelle's ex-man, it sparked a short-lived feud between the two starlets.

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Make up Your Mind! Married or Splitting Up?
From The Bosh
Almost immediately after reporting yesterday that America's cutest couple, Michelle & Heath, might be secretly married, today I stumble across this article reporting that they might be splitting up. Make up your minds already!

During last year's awards season, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams were everyone's favorite couple. They were both basking in the glow of their rave reviews for Brokeback Mountain and enjoying the recent birth of their daughter Matilda. Only one year later, the lovers, who have been engaged for some to, but have yet to be married, may be on the verge of a split.

According to sources for Australian tabloid, NW, Heath's work in the new Batman film - he's playing the Joker - may be the cause of their rift. Ledger has been incredibly stressed from filming, says one insider. The snitch revealed, "Michelle thinks Heath's just under too much pressure and taking the role too much to heart. She's been trying to urge him to take a few months off from filming, but he refuses."

Heath's moodiness has even caused him to put off his marrying Michelle indefinitely. Another source adds, "Things between them are the worst they've ever been."

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Aniston's 'Dirt' Debut Features Lesbo Lip-Lock
Page Six reports:
Jennifer Aniston is very close to her best friend, Courtney Cox Arquette - and she's about to get even closer. Aniston is guest-starring in Arquette's FX show, "Dirt," playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, "Aniston's character is a lesbian. What's more, she won't just mouth off to Cox's tightly wound counterpart; she's going to share a lip lock with her." That should pump up the ratings. Reps for Aniston and Cox didn't return e-mails.

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Jared Leto Still Kind of a Prick
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Jared Leto was in a foul mood at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, on Saturday night. Leto, who was promoting "Chapter 27" (in which he plays John Lennon's assassin) picked fights with photographers and clubgoers in the VIP section of Tao at Harry O's. When a photographer from WireImage attempted to snap Leto's picture, the eyeliner- clad cad shouted, "No! No more, bro!" Leto walked out - but not before a "big guy" yanked at his long tresses. Leto "whipped off his hat with earflaps on and stepped up to the guy," said a spy. "They were yelling at each other." But no punches were thrown. And though Leto left, he came back a couple hours later to look for the guy. (Leto's rep didn't return calls.)

The NY Daily News also reports: Hanging with his band 30 Seconds to Mars at Tao at Harry O's, Leto booked when he heard a rumor that Justin Timberlake might perform. "Jared flipped out," said a witness. "He literally freaked out and left the party."

Leto used to date Cameron Diaz before JT did.

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Simpson & Mayer Hit Miami
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Three weeks after getting cozy in New York over New Year's Eve, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer made another cute-couple appearance, this time in Miami.

On Monday, the pair worked out together at their hotel's Sports Club/LA gym, taking a yoga class and then lifting weights a deux, sources said.

That evening, they arrived hand-in-hand at The Shore Club's Nobu restaurant, where they sat and talked for more than two hours over sushi and bottled water.

Simpson, 26, and Mayer, 29, longtime friends who've been linked off and on since the summer, chatted easily, and at a few points she leaned forward and he reached across the table to hold both her hands.

"They looked really cute together," says one witness at Nobu. "They were talking and laughing the whole time. She was constantly fixing herself to make sure she looked her best for him."

When the check came, she reached for her bag and he reached for his wallet. She, however, pulled out a lipstick while he grabbed the bill. After the meal, she took a trip to the ladies room, and when she came out, wrapped her arms around the much-taller Mayer and stood on her tiptoes for a kiss on the nose.

How long will the couple be in the Sunshine State? Mayer, at least, should be sticking around: He's performing in Jacksonville on Thursday, Miami on Friday, Orlando on Saturday and Pensacola on the following Monday night.

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2007 Oscar Nominee List
From Wild About Movies
Below, the complete list of the "79th Annual Academy Award" nominees!

Best motion picture of the year

“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
“The Departed” (Warner Bros.)
“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.)
“Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada)

Performance by an actor in a leading role

Leonardo DiCaprio in “Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
Ryan Gosling in “Half Nelson” (THINKFilm)
Peter O’Toole in “Venus” (Miramax, Filmfour and UK Council)
Will Smith in “The Pursuit of Happyness” (Sony Pictures Releasing)
Forest Whitaker in “The Last King of Scotland” (Fox Searchlight)


Performance by an actor in a supporting role

Alan Arkin in “Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
Jackie Earle Haley in “Little Children” (New Line)
Djimon Hounsou in “Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
Eddie Murphy in “Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
Mark Wahlberg in “The Departed” (Warner Bros.)


Performance by an actress in a leading role

Penélope Cruz in “Volver” (Sony Pictures Classics)
Judi Dench in “Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight)
Helen Mirren in “The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada)
Meryl Streep in “The Devil Wears Prada” (20th Century Fox)
Kate Winslet in “Little Children” (New Line)


Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Adriana Barraza in “Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
Cate Blanchett in “Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight)
Abigail Breslin in “Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
Jennifer Hudson in “Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
Rinko Kikuchi in “Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)


Best animated feature film of the year

“Cars” (Buena Vista) John Lasseter
“Happy Feet” (Warner Bros.) George Miller
“Monster House” (Sony Pictures Releasing) Gil Kenan


Achievement in art direction

“Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
“The Good Shepherd” (Universal)
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse)
“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (Buena Vista)
“The Prestige” (Buena Vista)


Achievement in cinematography

“The Black Dahlia” (Universal) Vilmos Zsigmond
“Children of Men” (Universal) Emmanuel Lubezki
“The Illusionist” (Yari Film Group) Dick Pope
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse) Guillermo Navarro
“The Prestige” (Buena Vista) Wally Pfister


Achievement in costume design

“Curse of the Golden Flower” (Sony Pictures Classics) Yee Chung Man
“The Devil Wears Prada” (20th Century Fox) Patricia Field
“Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount) Sharen Davis
“Marie Antoinette” (Sony Pictures Releasing) Milena Canonero
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada) Consolata Boyle


Achievement in directing

“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage) Alejandro González Iñárritu
“The Departed” (Warner Bros.) Martin Scorsese
“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.) Clint Eastwood
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada) Stephen Frears
“United 93” (Universal and StudioCanal) Paul Greengrass


Best documentary feature

“Deliver Us from Evil” (Lionsgate)
“An Inconvenient Truth” (Paramount Classics and Participant Productions)
“Iraq in Fragments” (Typecast Releasing)
"Jesus Camp" (Magnolia Pictures)
“My Country, My Country” (Zeitgeist Films)r


Best documentary short subject

“The Blood of Yingzhou District”
“Recycled Life”
“Rehearsing a Dream”
“Two Hands”



Achievement in film editing

“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
“Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
“Children of Men” (Universal)
“The Departed” (Warner Bros.)
“United 93” (Universal and StudioCanal)


Best foreign language film of the year

“After the Wedding” Denmark
“Days of Glory (Indigènes)” Algeria
“The Lives of Others” Germany
“Pan’s Labyrinth” Mexico
“Water” Canada


Achievement in makeup

“Apocalypto” (Buena Vista) Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
“Click” (Sony Pictures Releasing) Kazuhiro Tsuji and Bill Corso
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse) David Marti and Montse Ribe


Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)

“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage) Gustavo Santaolalla
“The Good German” (Warner Bros.) Thomas Newman
“Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight) Philip Glass
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse) Javier Navarrete
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada) Alexandre Desplat


Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

“I Need to Wake Up” from “An Inconvenient Truth”
(Paramount Classics and Participant Productions)
Music and Lyric by Melissa Etheridge

“Listen” from “Dreamgirls”
(DreamWorks and Paramount)
Music by Henry Krieger and Scott Cutler
Lyric by Anne Preven

“Love You I Do” from “Dreamgirls”
(DreamWorks and Paramount)
Music by Henry Krieger
Lyric by Siedah Garrett

“Our Town” from “Cars”
(Buena Vista)
Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

“Patience” from “Dreamgirls”
(DreamWorks and Paramount)
Music by Henry Krieger
Lyric by Willie Reale


Best animated short film

“The Danish Poet” (National Film Board of Canada)
“Lifted” (Buena Vista)
“The Little Matchgirl” (Buena Vista)
“Maestro” (Szimplafilm)
“No Time for Nuts” (20th Century Fox)


Best live action short film

“Binta and the Great Idea (Binta Y La Gran Idea)”
“Éramos Pocos (One Too Many)” (Kimuak)
“Helmer & Son”
“The Saviour” (Australian Film Television and Radio School)
“West Bank Story”



Achievement in sound editing

“Apocalypto” (Buena Vista)
“Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
“Flags of Our Fathers” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by Paramount)
“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.)
“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (Buena Vista)


Achievement in sound mixing

“Apocalypto” (Buena Vista)
“Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
“Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
“Flags of Our Fathers” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by Paramount)
“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (Buena Vista)


Achievement in visual effects

“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (Buena Vista)
“Poseidon” (Warner Bros.)
“Superman Returns” (Warner Bros.)


Adapted screenplay

“Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” (20th Century Fox)
Screenplay by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Peter Baynham & Dan Mazer
Story by Sacha Baron Cohen & Peter Baynham & Anthony Hines & Todd Phillips
“Children of Men” (Universal)
Screenplay by Alfonso Cuarón & Timothy J. Sexton and David Arata and Mark Fergus & Hawk Ostby
“The Departed” (Warner Bros.)
Screenplay by William Monahan
“Little Children” (New Line)
Screenplay by Todd Field & Tom Perrotta
“Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight)
Screenplay by Patrick Marber


Original screenplay

“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
Written by Guillermo Arriaga
“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.)
Screenplay by Iris Yamashita
Story by Iris Yamashita & Paul Haggis
“Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
Written by Michael Arndt
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse)
Written by Guillermo del Toro
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada)
Written by Peter Morgan


Academy President Sid Ganis and past Oscar® nominee Salma Hayek announced the nominations for the 79th Academy Awards.

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Monday, January 22, 2007
The Godfather of Smell
From Hollyweird Gazette
Lysol must not be cutting it in the Brown household anymore, because James Brown's body has been moved out of the home, where it been since December 30th (yack), and put in an undisclosed location...and unfortunately the location is not six feet under, because Brown's lawyer says that no decision on where Brown's final resting place will be has been made.

Meanwhile, the six vultures that James spawned are planning on talking to the Presley's about how it is they opened Graceland, so that they might do the same thing with their father's home, even putting the body in a mausoleum and including his grave in the home-turned-museum.

Can't they plant the poor man already?!!! While the greedy little pests search for crumbs , the stench of James Brown is starting to attract the buzzards!

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Demi & Ashton Turn Down Starring Together
From Entertainmentwise
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Demi Moore has turned down a role in a remake of 1967 film The Graduate, which originally stared Anne Bancroft and Dustin Hoffman.

Playing the younger man would have been….surprise surprise, her husband Ashton Kutcher, who is 16 years her junior.

The ‘G. I. Jane’ actress has now decided that it would be a bad idea to star alongside her partner.

She says, "Real couples being on screen together never seems to work."

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Blind Item
From: Crazy Days & Nights
This cusp of the A list actor is tired of the rumors and innuendo that he may be gay. No matter what he does or which girl he is with, the rumors just do not stop. He has tried to link himself to some of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood but without luck. He complains to friends that the rumors are costing him dates with the ladies. However, his real friends know it is all a game. It is not just rumors, and the two or three serious male "friends" that have been part of the background and in and out of his life the past two years were way more than friends. While looking for cover from the one girl he thought he could trust, he shared his secret. Their rekindled romance lasted as long as it took for him to relate that he preferred men to women.

Guesses?

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Lindsay Wears ??? to AA Meeting
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There was something in the air this weekend, because celeb upon celeb chose to wear some rather inexplicable outfits, including our Miss Lindsay Lohan. Clad in black tights, circa 1985 slouchy ankle boots, a dirty t-shirt, and apparently either pink underwear or a bodysuit on the outside of the tights. Our guess is that Wonderland rehab definitely doesn't include fashion advice on the menu of services.

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Another Inexplicable Fashion Choice for Brit
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Britney shows the world just why she tops Blackwell's Worst Dressed list, as she's pictured shopping at Trashy Lingerie with Sean Preston. At least she's spending some quality time with one of her kids....

Also high fives all around to the Britster for looking a bit less puffy and preggers. Maybe she has hit the gym once or twice recently?

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Gratuitous Josh Duhamel Speedo Pic
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Photo From: Pop on the Pop

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Secret Wedding for 'Brokeback' Stars?
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It's possible that sweeties Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams may have secretly gotten hitched. They have both been spotted walking around their NY neighborhood wearing suspicious looking rings on their left hands. They were previously reported to have picked up a marriage license back in November, and it was thought they would tie the knot before the end of 2006.

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Anna Nicole Running Scared Over Baby
From TMZ
As tomorrow's deadline looms for the DNA test to establish the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, TMZ has learned Smith's lawyers are furiously working to halt the test.

Sources tell TMZ that Smith's lawyers are now arguing that the order requiring the test was never brought before a Bahamian judge. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the test, but Smith's lawyers now say it's not binding until a Bahamian judge gives it a stamp of approval.

Sources also tell TMZ that Anna Nicole's lawyers are trying to block the test on grounds that the United States DNA lab hired by Larry Birkhead, the man claiming to be the father of little Dannielynn, cannot legally administer the test because its technicians don't have work permits for the Bahamas.

Despite her public statements that she has nothing to hide, Ms. Smith is going to great lengths to block the DNA test.

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Suri-gate!
Ted Casablanca @ E!Online reports:
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Photo: From Pierce Mattie

Oh, girlfriends, get ready! The Suri Holmes-Cruise rumor mill is back in action. Get a load of the latest one I'm hearing about TomKat's din-din out at Cut a week ago. Ready to dig in?

According to a nearby, terribly observant, good-looking type, the veddy famous newlyweds appeared to be celebrating Suri's one-year anniversary. 'Cause they sure were giving her some awfully nice gifties! B-day time already?

Now, that wouldn't make very much sense, would it, considering Suri-doll was supposedly born on Apr. 18 (although we never saw a birth certificate until 20 days later)? That'd be about four months off, right? 'Course, I've never been terrific with math, but you get the somethin's-fishy drift, I'm sure.Certainly if you buy into the conspiracy theories that Chris Klein is really the dad and Suri was actually born way earlier than April, then that'd be right on track. But of course, Camps Cruise and Klein have denied this one for ages.

But like I said, this birthday biz appears to be the latest TomKat tumult getting ready to hit—just wanted everybody to be prepared. Isn't that way thoughtful of me?

And just keep in mind: I report the rumors—you decide!

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posted by Eeyore at 3:22 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
NOW Who's Adopting Yet Another African Orphan?
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Artwork from Gallery of the Absurd
Another Hollywood couple is jumping on the adoption bandwagon to jet to Africa and take in a hapless orphan. Following in the hallowed footsteps of Saint Jolie and Mother Madge, Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany (who obviously weren't getting their fair share of the media spotlight) have announced their adoption intentions. Jennifer was inspired while in Africa filming Blood Diamond to go ahead and copy her co-star, Leonardo diCaprio, but at the same time one upping him, since he opted to just sponsor an orphan, rather than uproot one and plop it down in California.

Kudos to them for helping a kid out.

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posted by Eeyore at 3:09 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
I'm Anorexic, But I'll Sue if You Say That
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After practically every online celebrity news outlet ran pictures of Keira Knightley in her bikini last week, one such outlet, Britain's Daily Mail, posted Keira's photo alongside another photo of a fashion model who had recently died from anorexia. The alleged suggestion (according to Knightley's lawyers) is that she's lied about not having an eating disorder, and is in some way responsible for the young girl's death. The Daily Mail article also commented on Keira's very obviously skinny physique and gaunt appearance.

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Nicholas Cage Defies Description
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Oh Nick...what oh what do we say to you? You were kind of hot once, and then you marry some waitress, channel Elvis alot, and appear in public wearing patent leather pants? Flynet posted this pic, and perhaps they should be sued for exposing the world to this image. Those pants just look painful!

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Paris Hilton Accepts Plea Deal in DUI Case
From People.com
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Paris Hilton has reached a plea agreement with prosecutors in her drunk-driving case, PEOPLE has learned.

Hilton entered a plea of no contest Monday to a lesser charge of reckless driving and was placed on 36 months probation. She must also pay a fine of $390 and attend an alcohol education program.

"I just spoke with Paris an hour ago, and she's happy the matter is behind her," Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, tells PEOPLE.

"We believe this was an appropriate resolution given the facts in this matter and both sides' desire to avoid a trial on the original charges," says Hilton's attorney, Howard Weitzman, who is also representing Nicole Richie in her pending DUI case.

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Harry Morton Downgrades to D-List Stewart
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Lindsay Lohan's ex, Harry Morton, doesn't want to be seen in public with Kimberly Stewart.

The not-yet-confirmed couple was spotted coming out of Beverly Hills Pimps & Hos on Sunday, where Harry, owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain, covered his face with a sweatshirt in an attempt to block photogs from getting a shot of him with Stewart.

Is he ashamed of downgrading from La Lohan to D-lister Kimberly Stewart?

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Hawke Kicks Himself as Ex-Wife Signs $36 Mil Deal
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Uma Thurman has signed a $36 million deal to promote Virgin Media - the company formed by the merger of Virgin Mobile and NTL. The star follows in the footsteps of supermodel Kate Moss and Pamela Anderson, who have appeared in advertisements for Virgin Mobile.

Virgin Media managing director James Kydd says, "We are thrilled that Uma will be helping us launch the most exciting and the biggest Virgin branded company in the world."

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Dr. McDreamy's Rx for Marital Bliss: Therapy
From National Enquirer
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With twins on the way, "Grey's Anatomy" star Patrick Dempsey is making sure his marriage is on solid ground - by taking his wife to a shrink.

"We go in for checkups and go, 'Hey, here's what we need to work on,'" the actor divulged in an interview.

Patrick and Jill have been married since 1999. They have a 4-year-old daughter and Jill is pregnant with twin sons.

"We've had a very good relationship from the beginning," revealed Patrick. "But you run into things you have to work through. And (marriage counseling) is easier than fi ghting."

Dempsey, who plays Dr. Derek "McDreamy" Shepherd, says fatherhood has given him incentive to make sure his marriage stays in top shape.

"You look at your relationship and go, 'How do I improve this? How do I keep growing and create a stable environment for my children?'"

Devoted wife and mom Jill is Dempsey's second spouse. When he was 21, he married Rocky Parker, who was 47. Their stormy marriage ended in divorce in 1994.

The star has become a big booster of marriage counseling, according to a set source.

"He's told me you can't wait for something to go wrong - you have to take care of the problem before it becomes unfixable."

But marriage counseling has a spotty track record with Hollywood couples.

Halle Berry, Jane Fonda, Whitney Houston and Kathy Griffin all went into therapy with their husbands - but all landed in divorce court.

Madonna, Courteney Cox and Mel Gibson underwent marriage counseling and are still with their spouses.

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No Rebounds for Vaughn
From National Enquirer
My (Mike Walker's) Spies in London spotted Invincible Vince Vaughn having a bang-up time during the holidays, old chaps – obviously shedding no tears over his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. Descending from his suite at London's swanky Dorchester hotel, Vince was all smiles as he escorted not one, not two, but THREE skimpilyclad hotties he'd hooked up with at a club the night before out to waiting cabs. (It's good to see a fella making new "Friends.")

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The Divorce Saga Continues For Macca
From Best Week Ever
While it has been reported that Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have settled their divorce for roughly $62 million, Mills says that isn’t true. Thank God — $62 million works out to barely $2000 an hour for her 4 year marriage, and any self-respecting woman knows to charge at least $5,000 an hour to sleep with McCartney.

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posted by Eeyore at 8:51 AM | Permalink | 0 comments
Not So Dandy Mandy Moore
From NY Daily News
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Who would ever guess bubbly Mandy Moore has battled depression? The sugary-sweet singer/actress tells Jane magazine that she recently had a serious bout with the blues. "A few months ago,

I felt really low, really sad," Moore says in the mag's February issue, on newsstands tomorrow. "I'm a very positive person, and I've always been 'glass half-full.' So it was like someone flipped a switch in me."

Even though Moore's worked hard to distance herself from her pop-tart contemporaries, her music has been indistinguishable from theirs. She admits, "I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music."

Don't sweat it, Mandy - we think the 99 cents it cost to download "Candy" was worth it.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007
DiCaprio: 'Titanic' Made Me Want to Quit Acting
From Yahoo! News
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Leonardo DiCaprio wanted to give up acting for a time after the hit movie "Titanic."

DiCaprio was back to being considered a "another piece of cute meat" after the 1997 film's spectacular box office success, an image he had wanted to get away after his days on the cover of teen magazines, he told Newsweek for editions on newsstands Monday.

"It was pretty disheartening to be objectified like that. I wanted to stop acting for a little bit," he said at the magazine's Oscar panel discussion with other actors. "It changed my life in a lot of ways, but at the same time, I can't say that it didn't give me opportunities. It made me, for the first time, in control of my career."

After many successful movies and critical acclaim, DiCaprio said he loves acting.

"There's no other art form in the world that affects me more. There's nothing that I walk away from feeling transformed by the way I do with cinema," he said.

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Alicia Keys Creates 5k Scholarships
From Yahoo! News
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Alicia Keys wants to help talented youngsters go to college, so the Grammy award winner is offering $5,000 scholarships to students from four cities.

"We're just looking for standout students who are definitely college-bound and need a little bit of help financially to really achieve their dreams," Keys said.

The four scholarship winners will be selected from Jacksonville, New Orleans, Atlanta and New York City's Harlem neighborhood.

The Open Doors Scholars Program is part of Frum Tha Ground Up, a Jacksonville-based nonprofit organization started by Keys' road manager, D.J. Walton, who went to college in Jacksonville.

In return for their scholarships, the winners will represent the organization at school appearances and must perform community service each semester.

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Justin Timberlake 'Courts' Alyssa Milano, Eva Longoria
From People.com
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Justin Timberlake proved he's got game early Saturday morning when he shot some after-hours hoops with Alyssa Milano and Eva Longoria.

After his Friday night concert at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Timberlake, 25, hit the Jet nightclub with his entourage, where he danced with Milano, 34, and chatted with Longoria, 31.

At 4:00 a.m. the whole crew headed to an after-after party at the Palms' Hardwood Suite in the hotel's new 347-room Fantasy Tower. The $25,000-a-night, 10,000-square suite features an indoor basketball court, complete with scoreboard and locker room.

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posted by Eeyore at 1:17 PM | Permalink | 0 comments
Alec Baldwin: Back On The